why is cocoa such a dumbass?
cowfee
She's hot, so she'll eventually marry a rich man and live her life with ease.
**Women always have that option**
>>160125916
what do you know, I happen to be a rich man. plus she takes good care of my daughter
>>160125806
She speaks english well
>>160125806
How developed are her frontal lobes?
>>160126019
Your wife is a friend of my wife Chino
>>160125881
For sure
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>>160125806
She's loco.
>>160125806
You don't need to be smart to become someone's fuckpet.
>>160125881
Cocoa is a pedophile who molests the daughter of her host, molests the daughter's friends, and even gets off from smelling their farts.
>>160126267
But there's that A at the end of her name!
>>160125806
If she's smarter than you, what does that make you?
I LOVE my girlfriend Sharo-chan!
>>160127775
But if Syaro-chan IS your girlfriend, then who is Sharo-chan MY wife?
>>160127775
>>160127841
Sharo is my girlfriend, my wife, my daughter, my sister and my mother. What now, fuckers?
>>160127841
>>160127900
BACK THE FUCK OFF FROM MY KANOJO
>>160127900
N-nii-san?
>>160127900
And I am her bull.
>>160127900
Calm down Andy Weir
>>160128211
By her rich customer (me)
Is cocoa a thot
>>160126096
Full HD
>>160126265
I don't think 39 is prime
What was the point of this character?
>>160129602
To be my wife
is COCOA the strongest character from "Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka"?
>proficient in soul magic, seen from how she turned chino's grandfather into Tippy
>faster than the speed of light, seen from when she was in front of chino's camera, she was able to shift her position right at the moment the camera clicked
>reality altering powers, seen from how she was able to pass by rize from all directions several times when finding her way to school, Cocoa was just testing her new found powers here, she does indeed know where her new school is but she is just pretending
>mind of the greater gods, seen from how she was able to solve puzzles in a blink of the eye while on the other hand chino struggles. Cocoa is also able to solve complex multiplication problems, as well as remember all of the prime numbers
>has the third eye, seen from how she was able to sense rize hiding in the closet
>conjuration magic, seen from how the snow rabbits that she built multiplied the next day
>clairvoyance, seen from how she was able to predict the future through the ancient magic of coffee cup reading
and most importantly
>mind control powers, she tricked me into thinking she was best girl because she is so cute
>>160129696
Maybe. But is her cunny as tight as my cute wife Chino?
After re-watching Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka?, Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka??, the movie, and re-reading the manga for the nth time (n is some very large positive integer.), I received an email. By whom you might ask; well it was none other than Mensa! They asked me to join their prestigious organization. In astonishment and humbleness, I replied back asking why I didn't have to take an IQ test. In their response, they told me that they have agents across the world looking after individuals they are interested in. It turns out that I was marked as person of interest after informing anonymous individuals on several imageboards that I watched Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? and its related media a copious amount of times. Indeed, my timestamps and many pictures forced the folks at Mensa to task an agent on me. After finding me watching (and, embarrisingly, fapping to) the Rabbits everyday, every single hour they were sure of persistence and dedication to intellectual endeavors. Thus, they just had to have me enter their wonderful and glorious institution.
Oh, and as an interesting note, Mensa's drink and show of choice are unsurprisingly coffee and Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka? respectively.
My wife Cocoa is so smart.
>>160130113
>Hasn't played the VN
>>160129602
The Japanese quota for "diversity" is having a traditional Japanese character.
>>160125916
I think this is the first time I've ever seen Cocoa referred to as hot instead of cute.
>>160130409
I only have a PSP, anon. No bully.
>>160125806
You can't say cocoa without coke.
Gochiusa needed more zombie splatter.
>>160129602
For asian man such as myself
It's because the gochiusa fandom is cursed into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.
I want Cocoa to manhandle me.
>>160131012
Cocoa doesnt handle trash
Whatd did she mean?
>>160125806
why is she blushing?
My Wife Chino is so cute.
>>160130113
What makes Gochuumon wa Usagi desu ka such an intelligent show?
>>160129696
Such a DEEP show. I hope all mysteries are solved by the final chapter.
>>160129602
Did you know Chiya's name in kanji means "thousand nights"? That is metaphorical for my infinite love for her.
watching this for the first time.
I can only handle an episode a day.
Wish me luck.
>>160136925
That was what I did as well, I did not want this to end quickly. I eventually finished it but post-series depression is real.
>tfw no more 1 hour of cute coffee girls doing cute coffee things after one tiring day of work, and then going to sleep feeling nothing but happiness
>>160129602
Cocoa isn't strong enough to carry the gag by her self since Chino, Rize, & Sharo are so boring without someone triggering them.
>>160136925
You will become ONE of US soon. See you tomorrow.
I'm in love with Chiya.
I'll definitely give her Tsukkomis every night to make her happy.
I want to fuck Rize
>>160138060
She's dead
>>160137990
She is MY asian wife, and she is only interested in traditional asian man such as myself.
>>160138072
She has returned from the grave actually.
>>160138072
>>160130822
That's merely her DOPPLEGANGER
>>160136552
Being in love with her for three years is not infinite, you slut.
>>160125806
Don't call my wife a dumbass.
>>160138321
She gave birth already?
>>160125806
You shut your fucking mouth. Cocoa is smarter than a basement dweller like you. She just acts stupid to attract imoutos, and on the other hand, you will die alone.
Chiya is literally my wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADjwQpM6jmw&t
BEST
>>160140971
It makes her extra sexy and easy to take advantage of.
Because she is inferior to her big sister. All her imoutos will be taken from her, and with that Cocoa shall be nothing.
>>160146577
At least she'll still have her fat butt.
>>160146473
I think this is the first time I've ever seen Cocoa referred to as sexy instead of hot.
>>160129602
Wanting Moccha's cuddles.
>>160147381
I want to be that rabbit.
>>160146577
She is not inferior to her big sister. She is perfect and Mocha is just a stinky old hag
Today I shall remind them.
>>160130569
Sharo, stop POSTING and go back to being my wife.
>>160147745
Cocoa is going to be a big girl when she grows up. Just imagine her cuddling Chino with that body.
Does anyone know where I can find the latest raws? I've read up to chapter 74(February's issue) and I need more. I've read past Halloween and I know there's still Christmas stuff.
Anyone got any leads?
>>160125881
Why was this delete?
>>160128211
>>160126265
1 and 39 are not prime numbers
>>160125806
I want S3.
Rize is cute and also underrated
>>160151499
We must revive Rize first.
>>160152262
That's true.
>>160152621
>Tfw on holiday and can't post anything
Please post more cute Rizes
where's the ova/movie
>>160152855
>>160153213
Thanks my man
>>160153523
FAT
JAPANESE
TIDDIES
COVFEFE
>Cocoa will never be your Onee-san
>>160154116
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>>160154187
I wanna suck her tits and make them secrete green tea.
>>160153760
>>160154658
>>160154748
Rize is adorable, she deserves more love
>>160125806
it's just down syndrome
>>160133475
>Kissanime watermark
S3 WHEN
>>160156106
After the movie, maybe late 2018.
がんばります
Roze or Rize?
>>160157384
Isn't it the same person?
>>160157619
Anon, you have brain problems.
>>160157855
Maybe.
Finally some Rize appreciation!
>>160158653
It's all good.
>>160129696
best girl
>>160130113
>well it was none other than Mensa! They asked me to join their prestigious organization.
I wouldn't expect less from a fan of such an intelligent show.
>>160151499
Cocoa's nails are so perfect.
>>160161658
You should also look at her butt.
>>160164247
Her friends are pretty cool too.
>>160157384
Fuck Roze while Rize watches.
>>160152970
November
>>160169070
RIP
>>160169328
She'll be fine. You'll see.
>>160169613
>Seiyuu change announcement
>>160126096
the strongest
>>160170022
Sharo is denser than a harem lead, she doesn't even register the childhood friend as a romantic interest.
I want to ____ _____'s bunny cunny.
>>160171066
fist
Rize
Is the gochiusa fanbase the most intelligent on /a/?
>>160173395
Princess principal has that one. Gochiusa had a pretty long run.
>>160173395
I bet I'm the most intelligent. I am a lawyer
What things is she talking about?
Hello, here is MY wife Chino. She is very cute.
>>160173690
Enjo kousai
>>160173690
Like making her sister piss in her mouth,
>>160173475
3/10 made me reply.
>>160173700
>>160173700
You mean MY sex partner along with her two friend
>>160173875
I'm not calling you my "waifu" when you are actually my wife.
>>160173700
>>160173875
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>>160173975
Don't sexualize my virgin, unmarried daughter. Thank you.
>>160174107
Your daughter married ME and we had sex in your room one time.
>>160174107
The only virgins in this show are Syaro, Chiya, and Aoyama.
>>160174379
I'm sorry, but Chiya was already drilled by my successful Asian cock.
>>160136552
That's metaphorical for how much sexual experience she has.
>>160125806
cause ginger haired protags have to be dumb
*cough* honoka *cough*
>>160174450
Fuck you I'm the only TRADITIONAL Chiya's husband here
Wow you guys are right; no signs of /u/fags in this thread despite it being a CGDCT show full of girls. Why is that?
>>160157619
No, they're two girls who love each other very much.
Cawfee
>>160126250
Your wife Chino is actually MY wife Chino which is actually a friend of his wife
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>>160177028
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>>160177028
>>160179866
>>160179895
>>160179923
Gwin ti
>>160179954
Cawfee
>>160125806
Because retarded girls are moe.
Still no-one has uncensored:
https://a.uguu.se/AQkZgIXX4vDP_002.jpg
This single image was 100 times better than the real doujin that came after it.
>>160180210
Delete this. My girlfriend is P.U.R.E.
>>160180210
That doujin is seriously overrated. Essentia is where it's at.
>>160180593
My favorites:
https://exhentai.org/g/819528/d2041645c9/
https://exhentai.org/g/991412/fef031fdc1/
If Chiya is Japanese then what race are the other girls?
>>160180750
So many Gochiusa doujins
I can't pick a favorite. I haven't even fapped to all yet
I hated Sharo squeaking voice at first, but it grows on me somehow.
>tfw saying Gochiusa out loud is so much fun
>>160180750
>https://exhentai.org/g/819528/d2041645c9/
Oh god yes, the art quality is so good here. I actually bought it with Toranoana-exclusive bathroom poster (pic related). Too bad it's the only Gochiusa doujin by this artist.
dog's name and a dog's IQ
>>160181031
Megu?
>>160180893
QXHO DZHJI UU XHA
>>160181031
Fuck you I am going to NAME my daughter Cocoa.
>>160182020
It was actually a popular "kira-kira name" in Japan recently.
https://resemom.jp/article/2014/03/12/17550.html
>◆2013年~2014年キラキラネームトレンド
>1位:心愛(ここな、ここあ)
And that was even before Gochiusa had an anime. Chances are, there are many lolis named Cocoa inhabiting Japan right now.
>>160180322
This is literally me trying to get rid of the few kg's of fat I have.
>>160183536
I'm going to NAME my daughter wife Syaro!
>>160125806
no u
>>160164247
Am I a bad person for wanting to stick my face in there?
Why is megu so pure
>>160191028
pure sex
>>160130434
Her name is literally Hot Cacao, what the fuck are you talking about.
Is Cocoa a genius?
>>160180920
>Adult style Gochiusa
Now we're talking. That's real JK supposed to look like.
>>160191028
>>160193092
yes
>>160193431
If anything it's ruining Sharo, she looks disgusting in that artstyle.
>>160190544
Absolutely not
>>160196619
My wife's beauty TRANSCENDS any artstyle she may have been stuck with.
>>160175669
Doujin when?