>wake up >you are now your waifu what then?

Fuck as much men as possible and defile myself

>>160116891
fuck old man

masturbate

>>160116891
>>wake up
>>you are now your waifu in her late 50s
hard mode

wake up again

>>160116891
Does that mean her mind is in my body?

>>160116891
Fuck my best friend

>>160116891
Whore myself out on the internet for the easiest money ever.

Live out the rest of my life as a NEET.

>>160116891
Kill Dracula and then get rescued by my Oniichan.

>>160116891
Marry my childhood friend.

I don't know, mastubate i guess?

God bless yuri.

If I don't have one does that mean I don't exist anymore?

>>160116891
Which one?

Then I guess I'd be making some nice okonomiyaki

Go back to bed happy.

Cancel my date with Shiki.

>>160116891
Go find my previous body and murder it. I would not want that body to do the things it wants to my current one.

>>160117086
Your mind is in her body.

File: 1500437352810.jpg (475KB, 980x952px) Image search: [Google]

475KB, 980x952px

>>160118609
Well then obviously I go and quite literally fuck myself.

File: screenshot-bato.to 2017-03-08 19-17-32.png (89KB, 318x344px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 318x344px

Do cute Housewife things.

Bully Yuuko.

>>160116891
punch shinji in the dick

File: IMG_2193.jpg (64KB, 470x470px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 470x470px

>>160116891
Whore self out for cash. Bonus points for popular school idol > JAV route.

>>160118587
>>>/co/

>>160117992
Quality waifu.

>>160116891
>17 meters tall
>have to fight gauna
>only contact with human beings is as a phallic tentacle

File: 18693647.png (228KB, 625x352px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 625x352px

>>160116891
Travel

File: KBETU_004.jpg (334KB, 1280x1830px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 1280x1830px

>>160116891
Cry while showing my pantsus

So where did my waifu's mind go? Pretty sure I wouldn't be happy about deleting her.

>>160116891
Die of radiation cancer.

masturbate in front of the mirror

File: GSC_ScanCZ-75.jpg (220KB, 749x1093px) Image search: [Google]

220KB, 749x1093px

>>160116891
Enjoy a shooting session at my personal range with my incredibly rare and expensive handgun.

File: Craft-lawrence-wolf-and-spice.jpg (51KB, 704x400px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 704x400px

>>160116891
I guess I'll have to have sex with this man. But you know what, that's okay.

File: 1782.jpg (92KB, 736x954px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 736x954px

Stay ded I guess.

File: IMG_8194.jpg (111KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 960x1280px

Shower, get dressed, eat breakfast with my friends, and go to school.

>>160119467
>self lubricating low power acid means she is always ready to go and it will kill any sperm so no condoms

Perfect

File: hotori-34434354.jpg (87KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1280x720px

>>160116891
Solve mysteries!

File: YTM_01_005_512x288.jpg (26KB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 512x288px

>>160120288
My boy, I want to solve mysteries too.

File: Satsuki_wink.gif (400KB, 500x471px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 500x471px

>find my friend who has the same waifu as me
>fuck him
>say I love him and that I want to be together forever
>when he asks me to marry him, say yes
>live our lives together
>have many children
>when he's on his death bed, lean down and whisper it was just a prank bro
>Explain it was me the whole time and call him a faggot
There was this one time in college where I had two bottles of jd and he fucking took one without even asking. I told him I'd get him back for it.

>>160120288
>>160120596
solve THIS

File: kagami life.jpg (98KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 1280x720px

Sleep while making cute "funya~" sounds.

>>160116891
explore magical world and be cute as fuck ALL THE TIME

File: Soremachi_01_Minitheatre.org.mkv_snapshot_11.03_[2015.11.29_18.58.00].jpg (35KB, 736x416px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 736x416px

>>160120740

>>160119220
this is next-level NTR

File: iriya20150419.jpg (137KB, 1029x575px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1029x575px

Be a cute corpse

>>160116891
if i don't have a waifu does this mean I cease to exist?

>>160116891
Wonder why some random loser has hundreds of images of me saved on his PC and figures of me on his desk.

>>160116891
Go back to bed since I'll never need a job again.

File: 1498021391612.png (973KB, 3996x2207px) Image search: [Google]

973KB, 3996x2207px

>>160116891
>being a literal vampire
Of course go on a blood sucking spree to regain all my powers.

Masturbate with my futa penis until I get my quota of morning cummies.

first masturbate then kill myself because my waifu's world is terrible and there is nothing for me there except suffering and despair

File: delinquent bullying tomoko.png (223KB, 708x409px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 708x409px

>>160116891
time to enjoy lesbian harem

File: yuixkyoko2.jpg (372KB, 1970x2952px) Image search: [Google]

372KB, 1970x2952px

Passively try to get with Yui for another 5 seasons getting nowhere because I'm still a helpless child at heart who lacks the confidence needed to get what I need.

File: 1382212696527.jpg (146KB, 1280x716px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 1280x716px

I retract cooly

File: snafu-yukino.png (468KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

468KB, 1280x720px

Ravage Hachiman's dick and make Yui watch.

Masturbate to my old self.

>>160126050
>become waifu
>immediately try to cheat

Scum.

I guess go try to marry her husbando so she can be happy if we ever switch back. I don't think I'd like taking the dick though.

File: 1349990390344.png (119KB, 240x434px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 240x434px

>>160129096
It's not that I want to be with Yui, it's that I want Kyoko to be happy. If I became her, I really wouldn't have a chance with her, so I'd just do for her what she wanted instead of taking her life off track with the possibility of me changing back to me one day. All of Kyoko's happiness in the manga and anime is being with Yui. I'm not gonna use her body like a toy like most of the sick fucks in this thread want to do with their waifus.

>>160120726
underrated post

>>160116891
Depends on whether or not my attraction to girls remains and me a full on lesbo

>Wake up approach mirror realize I am the woman I love
>Cry for a good while because shes real
>cry longer because I cant actually be with her
>try to stay true to who she is as a person and not ruin what i love about her
>Kill nazis

>>160121849
We all have one. You just have to search deep in your heart of hearts and she'll be there.

File: Anzai.Chiyomi.full.1970195.jpg (895KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

895KB, 800x800px

>>160116891
Get some more tanks and lead my team to victory!
Also check if my twintails are actually a wig.

File: 1500557956434.jpg (133KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 600x600px

>>160116891
rape the robot

>>160116891
clone myself then fuck myself

WIZARDS

File: 1479854745401.jpg (104KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1280x720px

>>160116891
eat kokonotsu's candy

File: 548c71e87d09f4513bb8ab1299707560.png (2MB, 1200x1600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1200x1600px

Control time and be a slut

File: 1494216272440.webm (225KB, 792x450px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 792x450px

>I become nothing
Finally

File: 1497096865353.png (476KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 1024x1024px

Spy on girls in the shower

>>160116891
I have a great time hurling fireballs at whatever I want, looting whatever I want and eating whatever I want.

File: 1396044926143.jpg (285KB, 650x919px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 650x919px

>Extra
Proceed to be happy for the rest of my life.
>Unlimited
Wait out the end of my days inside the brain jar.
>Alternative
Get murdered, become a perfect sex doll, get over my insanity and save humanity
>Alternative Extra
Avoid sports.
>AF
Same as extras but it's all a dream.

Being my waifu isn't very fun.

>look in mirror. I am waifu
>Do a lot of drugs so I'm gonna blame the DMT
>Shit only lasts for five minutes so my time is short
>Sneak into parents room
>Lick papas pretty virgin pussy
>Mama wakes up, starts shit
>Lick her pussy too
>Grounded forever
>Fuck you bitches I'm gone any moment now
>Still there
>Masturbate
>Wanna smoke joint but im dry. And 12.
>Cries

>A2
I hope I get Pod 042 as I would like to have the knowledge on how to repair myself.

File: Tanabe.jpg (22KB, 400x240px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 400x240px

I'll have my dream job while also suddenly being absolute shit at it.

Guess I'll figure out if motion sickness is more of a physical thing or a mental thing as well

File: ai.jpg (20KB, 225x274px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 225x274px

I finally get to go to space.