ITT:Write the plot of a shitty anime but try to make it sound

>>160036578
A child orphaned due to the death of his parents and raised in the wild searches for his father figure- fuck, I can't make Fairy Tail sound good or deep.

Magical girls have to gather keys and fight other girls to become the Highlander.

The most emotionally vulnerable members of society are trapped inside a floating fortress, where they slowly go insane, splitting into different groups and killing one another off. One boy adjusts particularly well, and becomes a symbol of unification, leading strikes against the more violent groups and gradually leading the remaining players out of the fortress.
Then his girlfriend gets fucked by fairy dude.

>>160037642
How the fuck did you make SAO worse

>>160036578
>ITT:Write the plot of a shitty anime but try to make it sound really good and deep while other anons try to guess it.
Literally keitai

>>160036578
Bizarre alien lifeforms transform young boys into child soldiers who fight against each other, all for their own twisted entertainment.

A high school boy loses his soul after his school bus is hi-jacked. He meets a wise cat spirit that guides him through the spirit realm. His mission is save his neighbors from terrible fates by becoming their guardian angel. He is also responsible for the future of the planet: if he sees one too many panty shots the earth is immediately destroyed.

See similar: Re:Zero

A boy and his stepsister find themselves in a series of contests, using little more than their wits and reflexes to survive. The protagonists, especially the boy, run a bit roughshod with ethics, but still manage to show an overall good nature.

>>160039254
Because SAO is special.

Very special

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A high school boy wants to be a god. To achieve this dream he manipulates all the bitches around him. He makes one girl perform suicide and revive herself later so she can help him undetected. He makes other girl fall in love with him so hard she will do anything he said. He mindbreak another girl by forcing her to perform gory killing of crushing his head with her hand, then reviving himself. He seduced disabled girl longing for prince by staging action drama around her.

Spoilered pic is the answer.

one kid, against all odds, despite being bullied, realizes his true potential and slowly and gradually makes his way to the top as one of the best fighters in japan

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>>160044040
You could have made the pantyshots thing sound less dumb even if it is the key to understanding which anime it is. The in-anime explanation is more solid than you'd expect from the whole concept. It's not great, but there was more thought (ie. more than zero) put into it than I expected.

A girl dies, her boyfriend goes on an existential crisis until he meets a new girl. He thinks about all the things that happened, and wonders why it had to happen to him. He even nearly quits music because of what happened.

>>160046839
What was the explanation again? I can't remember.

>>160047103
The earth was going to be destroyed anyway if he couldn't stop the bad guys from redirecting a meteor at the earth, or something. Too much arousal sends his Uber powers into overdrive and basically knocks him into a metaphysical coma because his ghost form is super weak and can't handle his power. When he wakes up from his coma, the world's destroyed.

It's less "If he sees panties, the world is destroyed!" like the advertising claimed, rather "If he sees panties, he can't save the world!"

>>160036578
Plot of sonic adventure 2 but changed slightly with more sex appeal and higher production values. The main theme is that genetics do not define you as a person, it is what you choose to do with your power.

"This is who I am!"

>>160036578
An Irish man claims to a goddess that he has bigger balls than anyone else which puts him prison as he was disturbing the peace. Lucky for him a girl cucking her stalker heard his speech and freed from prison so they then set out together to prove he has the biggest balls in the world by meeting up with 5 other people while a demon who questions the Nature of Love masturbates to the Irish man encountering a Russian chuuni which pisses of the original girl who freed the Irish man as her stalker feels cucked.

A young teen is suffering from a genetic deformity. One day a popular celebrity secretly takes the child under his wing in order to help him overcome his disability so the teen can achieve his dream of being a great celebrity.

>>160047739
BnHA, easy.

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>>160047444
OP asked for shitty anime plots masterpieces

A young man, in the process of capturing his philosophical spirit in haute littérature, lives in distant companionship with his young sister, whose talents in the fine arts are fully used in the creation of tasteful Art Nu. Unbeknowst to them, their artistic nature will soon throw them into a deep and passionate relationship, further fueling their young ambitions to define themselves through their work, whilst overcoming the stigma of their incestuous love and ridding themselves from the hindrances making themselves apparent in liventious young wenches, supernatural creatures descendant from Germanic mythology with quite pointy hearing organs and misguided advancement-attempts from an author suffering under her autistic nature.