Girls und Panzer

>>159970070
*mein

>>159970119
Even if it has a femenine cannone?

>>159970224
What would that look like?

>>159970070
Your trying too hard to sound as if you are an intellectual. GuP isn't the series you would talk of if you are an intellectual. You need a series that offers superior mental exercises that will really make you think and lets you ask philosophical question like, what did she mean by this?

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>>159970344

>>159970070
if you could choose would you be a cute girl tank commander loader driver or gunner

Now that the re-release average is over 14k, the total average sales for the TV series is over 50k.

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>>159970916
Commanser
>Good at talking
>Used to be be leader but also in battle
>Probably wants to be top
>Would try to boss you around
Loader
>Strong arms
>Could probably beat the shit out of you
>DOES NOT HAVE SOFT HANDS
>S-she's fast!
Driver
>>>/o/
>Good at taking orders
>Will criticize your driving skills
Gunner
>either Relaxed and precise or neurotic and impulsive
>either Quiet or hysteric
>Is probably ok with being either top or bottom

I want a commander gf or myself being a commander

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How is it Yukari doesn't a have a bf already

She seems like the perfect girl in that setting

>>159971316
isnt she at an all girl's school

>>159971356

But it's not an all girl's town

>>159971368
they're all old people

>>159971368
So you want her to get an old smell fat man bf?

>>159971244
>be gunner/driver
>your gf is the commander
>she constantly yells orders at you
>she's strong
>kisses you while you're both getting out of the tank
>little spoon

>>159971316
Tanks are girly in that Universe, even if they were used in war before.
Anyway, Yukari, the Hippo team and Anzu are my ideal women, personality and interests alone

>>159971509
>be driver
>in combat commender kicks the shit out of you
>out of combat absentmindedly rubs your shoulders with her feet
>leave tank bruised but slightly aroused every time

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>>159971694
real shit anon

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>>159971694

>be loader
>your gf is the gunner
>in combat he's constantly yelling at you to load faster
>out of combat she holds your hand underneath the gun
>the commander jokes for you two to get a room and your gf blushes but doesn't stop holding your hand

>>159971316
Imagine having to put up with a girl's geeky habits if it isn't your thing.

Hell, even a couple of the rabbits got shunned because of Shenshado (a bit of a stretch in terms of phrasing, but still). It really is a shame.

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>>159972145
That would be like trowing your gf out because she likes Ballet and talks about it. It might not be your cup of tea, but at least she has a passion aside from normie and/or degenerate things like spending her entire day on normiebook
>>159972261
What do her tights smell like?

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Just finished the movie. Did they really have to reuse the school closing plot again? I mean it was tolerable for the first season but I don't like how having it means Miho will inevitably end up taking center stage yet again and will most definitely win because the plot demands it. There was a whole bunch of new guys the series introduced, it's far more interesting to see them duking it out than to see fucking Miyafujesus from strike witches all over again. Hell they were talking near the end about how they hoped they'd be able to battle without any deeper meaning in the future, I fucking hope that's what season 2 will be, just everyone so far having tank battles without the plot spelling out the winner before the end.

It is nice that we're getting post WWII tanks though. Would definitely like to see more, like this lovable fuckup.

>>159972387
>post WWII tanks though

In the film?

Which tanks were post-wwii?

>>159972417
Could be wrong, but wasn't the centurion only in service after the war?

>>159972417
The T29 Doom Turtle was also a post world war 2 tank.

>>159970224
Then it would be...
Wo ist meine Panzerin?
But be careful, the word for female tank (with -in at the end) doesn't exist.

>>159972387
Torsion bas suspension?

>>159970119
or sind (Wo sind meine Panzer!?)

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>>159972387
The series would be so much better if it just showed all the matches in a season from different schools' perspectives. It would make the battles more exciting because you never know who's gonna win, it would showcase the different doctrines of the schools and it would give the side characters more air time. It's a shame to see all those amazing teams appear only to get fucked by the main girls and their plot protection. The anzio special was great and I hope we get more of that in the future.

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>>159972556
>>159970119
>>159970070

Maho and Erika singing Panzerlied or Erika in German when?

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>>159972595
>Torsion bas suspension?
Yes, what about them?

>>159972670
Yeah that pretty much sums up how I felt about the whole thing. Still fun to watch though, but a bit disappointing.

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>>159972716
Probably already happened but because of copyright we can't see it

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>>159972798
>what about them?
I was trying to see if I could identify it by just seeing it

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>>159972670
>Totsugeki-matches from Chihatans perspective

Yes please.

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Nogami already put one in his manga... as the ride of some douchey jappochads.

>>159972933 was a reply to >>159972387

>>159972933
>as the ride of some douchey jappochads.
I can assure you I am completely fine with this.

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>>159972855
>yfw Chihatan wins
>>159972670
>Pravda.. Overpowering with numbers and humiliating the enemy before winning
> Kuromorimine. Match starts, enemy can't fid them, suddenly they are surrounded, cut to Erika being Erika
>Sanders. Gossip and superior firepower
>St Gloriana. Main division takes on a defensive position, Rosehip comes to flank them and breaks the enemy's formation
>Chihatan. TOTSUGEKI
>Anzio. Enemy tries to destroy the Tanquettes, they can't, they get pushed to the m40
>Jatkosota. Mika telepatically communicates with Aki and Mikko. The enemy can only say "t-they're fast!" before the roar of their engines is drowned under the incomming polka

Stop putting boys in the Panzers.
It is a maidenly art with no room for testosterone.

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>>159973660
>>159972670
Some daily life from the other schools would also be hillarious.

>>159973916
I self-insert as a girl in all of the above scenarios.

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Looks like Panzer is selling again

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>>159973944
I NEED MORE ROSEHIP

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>>159973916

I'm like tanks and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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>>159972716
>implying they wouldn't fuck the singing up
It'd be fine if they just translated both into Japanese and sing it, I guess. Like what they did with the US and Soviet air force marches in Strike Witches, heck they even did an Erika cover.

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>>159971517
>>159973916
>show keeps saying tanks are feminine
>they refer to male historical commanders like Rommel by name
>the shows they watch all have dudes in the tanks as well

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>>159974033
This man knows whats good.

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>>159974334

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>>159974033

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>>159974386

Is there a full list of the graduating girls?

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What's the proper way to confess to one of the Nishizumi family?

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>>159974726

In the turret of a tank after a long day of intensive combat drills

Yukari is not cute and is not beautiful. Her voice is annoying. Her hair is stupid. She should kill herself. What a worthless girl.

>>159971368
How exactly does this work? If one of the girls have a younger brother does he just get sent to another school while the rest of the family stays or what?

>>159975117
Most of the families live on land, not on the carrier.

>>159974726
By honorably winning a match against them

>>159974726
Lead a tank column decorated with flowers and yell at her over a shitty megaphone "marry me"

>>159975549
Miho would die of embarassment.
Maho would shoot you.

>>159975613

This is where the battle begins.

>>159971368
>>159975117
>>159975337
Why are they even on a carrier? I mean the show itself highlights that it's expensive as hell to maintain, so why are they doing it?

>>159975835
Because it's a weird world, ok, there are girls playing with tanks like its a fucking sport.

You want the skinny on the extended mythology make up whatever you want cause I dont think theres a book on it yet.

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>>159975901
>there are girls playing with tanks like its a fucking sport.
Meanwhile I'm stuck playing some shitty online tank game because I'll never get my hands on a real one. Just end me now

>>159976016
Just join whatever branch of your military that gets tanks.

>>159976058
>Just join the military
Whoa slow down there buddy I don't like them THAT much.

>>159976246
>like tanks
>just not enough to use them for their intended purpose
Well what's the fucking point then. Maybe get into models or something.

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>>159976386
I want to bully the ducks.
I could do it, too, I'm taller than all of them.

>>159976316
>Maybe get into models or something.
I've been putting it off for a while because I'm afraid I'd fuck up the painting, but I'm definitely thinking of getting into it eventually. It's less awkward when visitors walk in on those than on pvc anime butts anyway.

>>159976543
>being ashamed of the anime butt

you'll put the anime but next to the tanks and you'll like it

>>159976585
>you'll put the anime but next to the tanks and you'll like it
Of course, I never said I was going to hide them. Except maybe the really lewd ones.

>>159976543
>because I'm afraid I'd fuck up the painting

Simply buy some cheap models for training first. Some people are better painters than other, but definately everyone improves somewhat with some training.

>>159976812
Yeah I'll probably do that, thanks.

>>159976857
I want to cum on her forehead.

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>>159977029
An idea would be to use metal figures for training, (though they usually arent't that cheap) - if you really fuck up the paint job, you can clean them and start again, which is very difficult with a plastic or resin model.

>>159977255
Is there a particular company that sells good metal figures? Most of the ones that I've seen have mostly plastic/resin stuff.

>>159971316
She's gay for tanks.

>>159977417
Depends on what you want.
Metal anime figures are almost nonexistant, but i think fantasy or historical ones will also be good for training purposes.
Also, it depends which size you want to try. My biggest metal ones were a succubus from Reaper and a historical knight from a company called Globe, both in 75mm scale.

>>159977723
Cool, I guess I'll start with something along those lines, thanks!

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Does she want to flirt with Erika, or does she only want Erikas ice?

>>159978532
I want to know Miho's process for the short-barrel Pz. IV sand sculpture that looks pretty dry.

>>159978573
The spaced armor is pretty impressive though.

>>159978626
And the tracks... Miho is a master sand sculptor.

>>159978573
Carbon.
...somehow.

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Now that Maginot appears in RW, will we get a France vs France match?

>>159979044
O lawd. Izzat sum not-Darji?

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>>159979250
I believe so.

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Erwin is cute and also my wife.

>>159980423
Erwin Rommel was a bad Generalfeldmarschall.

>>159980839
vat are "legistikz" -literally erwin rommel
Erwin worst girl

>>159981032
>While getting their shit pushed in
ROMMEL IS A BEAUTIFUL GENIUS
>While killing all the Nazis in Africa
PIP PIP, CARRY ON, BRITISH STIFF UPPER LIP WINS THE DAY

I JUST FEEL MY WIND

>>159975777

I love this fancanon of Erika has a girly daughter of a rich family

>>159984004
While Erika doesn't seem to be poor, what makes you think her family is particularly rich?

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>>159982101
the german way of wwii was almost comical if it wasnt horrifying

>germans while steadily gaining ground
>vy not zat bhrilliant idea you had
>not overstretching our resources?
>ja ja letz do ze oppozite of zat

>>159984613

What kind of family sends their daughter out in a sunhat?

>>159985738
a family that is very worried about the sun anon, sunhats are literally just straw

>>159970070
DUCE

>>159986392
More like dunce

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now imagine it being your ass

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>>159986516

APOLOGIZE

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>>159986516

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>>159986714
Here she is! The Duce from the land of incompetence and greasy hair, most of which is an elaborate and difficult to remove wig!

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>>159986714

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>>159988040
>>159986714
>mfw dunking on people in AHII in a Ca.205