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Hey /a/ I've noticed that in a lot of isekai Light novels the protagonist is usually hit by truck-kun sending him on his fantasy harem journey, so my question is what are my chances of being isekai'd if I let myself be hit by a truck
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>>159920005
Try it and report back.
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>>159920005
100%
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>>159920005
Try it, post results.
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it has to be a Japanese truck, a normal one doesn't work
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The picture you posted has a Korean truck, or a Truck-Oppa.

Mitsubishi-san is usually the one to ask if you want to get Isekai'd.
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>>159920107
Do I also have to be a good looking nip highschool boy with a tragic backstory who was happened to be taught swordsmanship/ martial arts
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>>159920005
I recommend that you fuck your truck for good luck.
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>>159920005
It has to be a Japanese truck and it has to be in Japan. Good luck.
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>>159920107
No, it has to be in Japan. While there are plenty of domestically produced trucks in Japan, not all Truck-kuns are Japanese or even driven by Japanese driver-sans due to global industry and transportation.
The common factor IS that they're all in Japan however.
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Who was the first MC to be trucked?
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>>159920218
No, it's okay if you're the average anon.
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>>159920218
Your reincarnated self would probably end up looking attractive, no need to worry about your current looks. Make sure your age is somewhere between the late 10's and early 20's, and also be socially awkward for maximum isekai potential.
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>>159920218
No, but your chances are drastically improved if you die while pushing someone else out of the way and dying selflessly out of impulse and compassion.

99% of Anons fail that second bit.
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>>159920300
>Make sure your age is somewhere between the late 10's and early 20's
Rudeus died in his 40's.
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>>159920218
No it doesn't matter. Though if you're already a ikemen there's a high chance you might be reincarnated as a monster and live an incredibly primitive life so be careful.
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>>159920325
I thought he was 34?
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>>159920291
Anyone? Genuinely curious now
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>>159920005
100%, given the right conditions are met.
You need to be hit by a japanese truck and you need to be a neet coming back from the convenience store
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>>159920365

I'm thinking it's Minky Momo, but that was at the end of the series not episode 1. Truck has to be the inciting incident.
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>>159920218
The uglier you are the more chance of you getting reincarnated in a decent world. Being good looking and a Riajuu (リア充) is NG
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>>159920005

I'd say close to 70-80%

Either way its a win.
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>>159920402
Smart anon being a neet means I'll be socially awkward with the fantasy girls leading to a lot of kyaa cono hentai situations it's foolproof
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>>159920497
>fantasy girls leading to a lot of kyaa cono hentai situations
I'm sorry anon you're misunderstanding. That only happens in urban/academy fantasy worlds.
In medieval isekai most of the time the girls will be attracted to your cock without being embarrassed.
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>>159920005
Depends.

Do you consider the possibility of a boltzman brain that resembles you and/or an alternate universe wherein a version of "you" forms some time in the infinite expanse of time after your death to be the same as being "Isekai'd".

If so then there's a very good chance. Go out and try it today.
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>>159920582
But don't I have to be overpowered to the point where I can one shot every enemy to naturally attract medieval isekai Pussy
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>>159920420
She straight up died, though, didn't she? Are we talking characters who got hit by trucks in general or characters who got hit by trucks AND got isekai'd because of it?
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>>159920666
That helps, but you don't have to Satan-kun. Let me teach you a secret, you can simply buy slaves at your local slave shop. They also come with special chokers which ensures your safety during sexual intercourse. Or if you wish they also have special brainwashing courses there to teach so that's one way to do it.
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>>159920497
>>159920582
The point is being a loser helps. Some normal people can make it too but a lot of them are neets, hikkis, loners etc. To increase your own chances of being Isekai'd, it's better to become an unproductive member of society first before the attempt.

Also, you should consider narrating your life in a generic way some 5 minutes before getting trucked. Something like
>My name's Anon. X years old. Yeah Im a neet, whatever. Working a job is a pain in the ass. I was just on a stroll like usual that night when it happened. By the time I noticed it, it was too late. I was... hit in a traffic accident!
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>>159920666
There are these organisations called adventurer guilds. Registering there almost guarantees you'll be drowning in female adventurer pussy.
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>>159920005
You don't live in Japan. People actually have to be qualified to use trucks here.
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>>159920005
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>>159920005
It would be extremely painful
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>>159920005
American big rigs are too powerful, you may end up as dust when you get isekai'd
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You'll just get isekai'd into a coma
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>>159921062
American big rigs are too powerful, but not because they will dust you, it's actually because they impart more impact force and throw you farther into the multiverse. Instead of getting a human fantasy world you may end up in a fantasy world for aliens filled with horrific monstrosities by human standards. Japanese trucks are smaller and when they hit they throw people less far which is why the Japanese use them, they are very safety conscious.
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>>159920005
I thought about a isekai.
It starts with a guy crossing the street. He's unkept, shitty patchy beard, sweatpants, he looks like Sam Hyde, but Japanese. Out of fucking nowhere, some japanese trucks comes out roaring.
Turns out, the guy is actually a masked superhero and the truck gets obliterated. Truck wakes up in a fantasy RPG world and he's pennyless and he has to kill the demon king.
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>>159921175
Will I get a harem of qt3.14 waifus in my coma dream?
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>>159921208
that had been done before nig
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>>159921268
IT DID?
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>>159920173
No, that truck is too small. Barely 5 tons. You need one of those 15 tons cab over truck to even start thinking about isekai.
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>>159920005
Just go to Europe, plenty easy to get run down by a truck there
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>>159922907
Who would win in a fight: A Muslim Truck of Peace or a Japanese Truck-kun?
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>>159923086
These are the real questions.
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>>159923086
Japanese truck. The Muslim truck would have to stop and pray to mecca some time, where as the Japanese truck can never stop for fear of bringing shame and dishonor on it's company.
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>>159923086
Japanese truck. Steel frame folded over 1000 times, impossible to break.
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>>159920291
>Who was the first MC to be trucked?
The first shonen protagonist who got trucked was from YuYu Hakusho.
This started in Dec 1990.

There were other franchise that got trucked before, but YYH is the first major manga that did this to send the protagonist on an adventure.
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