At least I'm never permanently dead.
Kill yourself.
>>159878855
>Only like 1% of people in boku no academia have quirks that aren't gimmicks and most quirks have to be trained regardless
>Only 1 in 1000 people in Re:Zero have a blessing that isn't horseshit
>Odds are you'll never learn Shikai and get eaten by a Hollow before learning Bankai
>Trash tier Genin in Naruto for the rest of your life, only know one jutsu
>Banned from 4chan because you ate the furry devil fruit
>Bondrewd's needs you to manually juice the lolis
Sounds pretty shitty desu
>>159878855
>Parallel Paradise
Not too bad, I guess. I'm in shape, used to do a bit of martial arts, know emergency first aid.
>>159878855
Well I've got the heart, but I don't think I could fit into Sailor Moon's outfit.
>Eromanga Sensei
I would return Sagiri's love and have sex everyday
Lel
I will break you.
>Fate/Apocrypha
Summon Arthuria then fuck cripple, Jeanne, Mordred and Semiramis
I can't speak properly anymore, it seems.
>>159880415
>not also fucking the trap
>Tsurezure Children
Not bad
>A Centaur's Life
I think life's gonna get interesting
Kizumonogatari? I can live with that. I get into the monogatari series from nearly the very beginning.
>watching re:zero
>reading re:zero
>>159880952
Emiliafags everyone
>>159880952
>Not watching the Evangelion of our generation
Shame!
>Hajimete no gal
Nice, I am a slightly more attractive / socially competent version of the protagonist. Getting that pure gyaru pussy will be amazing.
>>159880456