Megumin is displeased with you

I'll pull out next time, I promise.

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ROXXY>>>memeshit

>>159788245
good, she can fuck right off

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>>159788245
She's actually quite happy with me

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>>159788245
At the end of the day though, she can't resist excalibur.

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>>159788347
>Mushoku Tensei
>better than just about anything

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>>159788245
Joined the axis cult after getting explosion overdose. No regret.

>>159788729
Sure thing, Aqua.

>>159788729
Gee I wonder who's behind this post

>>159788729
same but I'm about to go back to explosions

>>159788729
Nice butt!

>>159788347
Too old.

>>159788451
Megumin is cutest aho.

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>>159788729
>"Not gonna lie, former Megumin voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Megumin crash and burn. Butin all seriousness we can't let this girlget the nuclear codes."

>>159788347
THE NAME ON EVERYBODY'S LIPS

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>>159788872
Don't even bother, Megumin's thoughts are too complex for journalists.

>>159788347
I actually thought about raising a decent argument, but I realised that you are a guy defending Mushoku Tensei and people who defend anything about that shit LN series are fucktards.

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>>159788245
Who cares? I prefer Aqua instead!

>>159788970
she is always.. wet

>>159788951
> that shit LN series
What is so shit about it? Seems decent, nearly as good as SAO and KonoSuba.

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>>159788970
>Aqua has stinky armpits
How can she even compete?

>>159788245
How can I make it up to her?

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>>159788998
>nearly as good as SAO and KonoSuba

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>>159789083
feed her

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>>159788872
fucking aquashill gtfo REEEEEEE

>>159788970
>siri
I'm supposed to say commands into her butt?

>>159789047
Just because they're a little moist doesn't mean they're stinky you blasphemer.
>>159788998
You understand moi droog!

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>>159789116
No, "shiri".
Butt.

>>159789136
based weebbro

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>>159788245
Megumin is angry at you.

>>159789426
What's she gonna do, explode me?

>>159789611
Hack into your personal accounts and tell all your relatives that you like 14 year-olds.

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>>159788998
This is really funny

>>159788998
first off the LN no idea what it wants to be, sometime we get 3 to 4 novels in a row dedicated to normal slice of life and sometimes we get novel that are all out action.
All that is tolerable what really pisses me off is when Sylphiette is acting like Fitts and this goes on for some novels bith her and Rudeus act like fucing retard it's like the author of the book was like "I can finish this novel series in like 3 books but that's not gonna make me money so I'll just drag this out for 10 more novels.
My final problem was Rudeus dude is perfect, all the girls around him want his dick, he is powerful AF.

>>159788245
more like meguman

>>159788245
Isis loli?

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>>159788347
Wtf I love Roxy now!

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>>159788245
>ywn integrate combat demolition teams
feelsbadman.jpg

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Megumin wants you to stop making daily threads about her. Weekly is plenty.
>>159792255
I need this stitched into my beret.

>>159792729
>weaponsgradewaifus.com
t. /k/

I wanna stick my penis inside Megumin!

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>>159792729
It'll stop once we get the "no S3" confirmation.

>>159788729
Not even the axis cult respects Aqua.

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Thinking about anon's small dick

>>159792729
I think people should post about whatever they want. Besides, it's a good thing that she has dedicated fans.

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>>159788451
Which Megumin likes dicks more?

>>159793222
Small dick for a small vagina. A perfect match.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ccKqwFUwNI
>old loli
This will never stop making me laugh.

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>>159793286
I'm happy to see she outlived other meme girls (like Hestia/Satania) and ascended seasonal status. I wonder if she will outlive Rem and Emilia too.

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>>159793560
I personally dislike these popularity contests. I just appreciate the fact that I can still talk to people who like the same character as me.

>>159788245
Megumeme can eat shit.

>>159788970
I swear every armpit drawing looks like a redraw of the same picture.

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>>159794080
I understand what you mean, but I don't mind.

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>>159793560
Megaman will keep getting boosts from the LNs, but Konosuba will probably end long before ReZero. On the other hand, when Konosuba is complete maybe the publisher will want to milk some more money out of it and start making more anime/merch.

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lolisucc coming through

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How many dicks to earn a black belt?

>>159794951
Nice, is this official?

>>159794962
How many black dicks to earn a belt?

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>>159795039
http://sneakerbunko.jp/series/anooro/index.php

Tell her I'm displeased with how shit she is in season 2

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>>159795042
Ask Megumin. She earned the belt.

>>159795085
You're being unfair, she had the least focus out of the three girls.

>>159795109
Megumin loves black dicks!

>>159795085
>>159795181
Not to mention that she was great in episode 2, the only episode that focused on her.

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>>159793558
That was cute.

>>159795181
You don't have to be the focus to not be useless for the entire season
Darkness best girl now.

>>159795552
Darkness definitely improved from S1 and S2. She ruined a lot of scenes in S1, but she had some funny moments this time around. I really want S3 so Megumin can shine though. Especially her scummy side.

>no season 3
It's not fair, somebody translate the LN please.

>>159795552
I thought about raising an argument, but I can't wrap my head around what you meant by "useless" in the context of Konosuba where every main character is defined by that exact word. I don't intend to change your mind, but consider that the anime cut a lot of content related to Megumin so the season would be more focused on the other girls. They even changed the outcome of the fight against Hans, he was originally supposed to die to Wiz and Megumin.
It's no wonder that she would appear underwhelming after that. But well, if you thought Darkness got better in S2, you'll probably think the same thing about Megumin if S3 ever comes.

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>>159794951

>>159795887
Why did they cut so much content though?

>>159789640
All men in my family like 14 year olds, it'll be no surprise.

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>>159796021
Probably because of the 10 episode formula.

>>159796021
Megumin wasn't very important in those volumes of the novel either, so my guess is that they thought it was okay to cut most of her scenes so they could finish the dungeon and Axis storylines in 10 episodes. They also cut some plot-important content, but those scenes foreshadow events that take place later in the novel that will probably never be adapted, so they skipped those too.
Also, maybe Kadokawa wanted Aqua and Darkness merchandise to sell more. Which is ironic, because Megumin is the only one who got a dakimakura for S2.

Speaking of shilling, expect to see a few Konosuba characters in next month's Newtype rankings, because the game is coming out in September.

>>159788245
What a coincidence. I am also displeased with me.

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Shake shake

>>159796021
I think the pacing for the two seasons were great. Not too fast and not too slow.

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>>159799576
Is it really safe to shake a cat like that?

>>159799625
My only problem with the pacing in S2 the long trip to Alcanretia.

>>159788245
She's still not getting beer.

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I don't know if this is cute or bullying, but I want to do it to Megumin.

>>159799576
Is this the Megumin mating dance?

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>>159799647
Yea sure, it doesn't mind.

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>>159799786
Unexpected hug? That's pretty cute.

I feel like a lot of anime girls have "forced cuteness" (or maybe industrialized cuteness), like the animators are just pushing fistfuls of sugar down your throat. Megumin is more adorable than every other girl because she's *genuinely* adorable when she's just being her normal self.

>>159788347
What anime is she from

>>159800979
I agree, but I actually think the reason she feels so genuine is because of the voice acting. Rie conveyed Megumin's childish enthusiasm perfectly.
And yeah, her cuteness is never pushed down your throat.

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OVA in 10 days! What are your hoping for? Besides an announcement obviously.

>>159801293
Fanservice and new reaction faces.

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>>159801293
The announcement already occurred, anon.

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Look at this chuuni cunt, what is she thinking?

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>>159801700
Watch it, asshole. You're asking for a swift beatdown.

>>159801700
She's gathering her cosmo.

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>>159801700
thinking about triangle jumps

>>159801861
RIP.

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>>159795943
Loli succ would be best fucc

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>>159801786
Is Megumin a good fighter?

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>>159802129
She's a striker and a grappler. Megu is gonna hit it big in MMA.

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>>159802491
>that upskirt shot
How does he resist the temptation?

>>159802584
You heard him. He's not a lolicon.

>>159802704
I volunteer to take her off his hands.

>>159799647
If you have a chill cat, yeah.

>>159799896
Kazuma needs to surprise hug, I wanna see her face of 'whats??' followed by genuine joy.

>>159801700
Mask Rider Black

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>>159802491
Having successfully latched onto her target, the Crimson Demon's instincts kick in, leglocking the male human to prevent him from pulling and ensuring deep insemination.

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>>159803181
Now that the insemination has been complete, the Crimson Demon marks her territory by naming the penis of her target. Now branded "Excalibur," this penis is the rightful property of our subject.

>>159788347
MT went to shit when they starting doing power armor shit

>>159802704
"I'm not a lolicon."
- Satou Kazuma, a lolicon according to the all-seeing demon Vanir

>>159788347
>literally just a megumin clone
lol

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How many times have you fapped to Megumin?

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>>159803667
A few hundreds at least.

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>>159803667
Between 600 and 900 times, by my estimates. Enough to fill a milk jug at least.

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I think princess carrying her would be easier than holding her up by her butt with your hands behind your back. You also get to look at her pretty face the whole walk home!

>>159804104
pic text translation?

>>159804227
Kazuma, where is my staff?

>>159789121
if Aqua doesn't have stinky armpits, I don't want her anymore

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>>159804348
Aqua is a very clean goddess.

>>159804415
how does she not purify the booze into clean water? does she just drink so much that it can't passively keep up?

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>>159804104
Princess carrying Megumin would indeed be amazing. You can't imagine how much I want to treat her like a precious jewel.

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>>159804762
>you can't imagime

Yes I can. Who wouldn't want to treat this angel like a princess?

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>>159802883
>After the fight with the demon king
>Megumin starts dashing towards Kazuma
>she drops the staff along the way, her hat drifts away with the wind
>sees Kazuma's somewhat lifeless body
> She smiles while tears trickle down her face
>Kazuma lifts his head up slowly and gives a thumbs up
>"nice bakuretsu, huh..?"
>She's hugs him tightly

>>159788245
then step on me already you useless loli

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>>159803667
Too many times, including right now.

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>>159805994
>ask Megumin to dominate you in bed, just to see what it's like
>she yells at you in her adorable, completely unintimidating voice
>she steps on you but can't even cause mild discomfort because she doesn't weigh anything
>she tries to scowl at you but just ends up looking like an annoyed kitten
>laugh because it's hilarious how hard she is trying, but is completely ineffective
>push her back onto the ground effortlessly and mating press her, as she instantly goes from angry squeaking to begging you to be slow down

>>159803667
Not enough. I'm fixing that right now.

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>>159807151
Perfect.

>he doesn't pick Explosion Magic

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>>159807151
10/10 got me hard.

So is this show any good or is it just waifu faggotry?

>>159807663
It's a good comedy.

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>>159807663
Both.

>>159807699
>>159807808
allright might give it a look

>>159808117
Best pantsu.

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>>159808404
It must be removed.

>>159808404
Why did anime decide to make pantsu black?

>>159808622
It was also black in the source material, the illustrator just messed up.

>>159788245
I'm quite displeased with myself too.

>>159808706
If you ask me that's a reason to get fired.

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>>159808802
Kurone is a lazy hack

>>159788729
Literally worst girl
If Megumin loses the Kazumabowl, I hope that Darkness can take it, just to eliminate that chance that you win

>>159808905
I want to make Megumin wear daring outfits.

OVA in ten days? For real?

>>159803496
Wait, he said that for real?

>>159809075
I would pick something lewd everyday.

>>159809280
Yes, the OVA is bundled with vol 12 which comes out the 24th.

Did Megumin turn 15 yet?

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What does Megumin tate like?

>>159810119
You have to wait until she's 18 to be sure man.

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>>159807663
Yes.

The 3 main "waifus" are all kind of useless and high maintenance, but their imperfections are why we like them. The LN is where most of the actual waifufaggotry is, the anime is 95% comedy.

>>159810119
it's still unclear but highly possible

>>159810119
In the latest novel (not the one that comes out next week), she is close, but not yet, 15.

She and Kazuma are a couple now

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>>159788245

What else is new?

>>159810541
She is confirmed to be 15 in the next one tho

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>>159809075
How about classy and pretty ones?

>>159810629
That's when you take her on a date.

>>159810577
>>159810726
I want Kazuma to take her on a birthday dinner date like this!

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What is it that makes her so feminine?

>>159810859
She needs to have longer hair tho.
After Kazuma told Aqua that he likes girls with long hair, Megumin decided to grow hers out

>>159810942
Well, that was in response to Megumin's question about his 'type' in the ln v9 epilogue (not to Aqua). Still, she looks lovely every time she's in a dress.

Said birthday date should end with a fireworks display Kazuma arranged just for her to make up for the botched festival date.

>>159810251
Love.

>>159810905
She has a very feminine figure and face. And seductive black hair.

>>159811581
>stealing her panties and casting tinder on her dress right before she passes out

What is wrong with Kazuma? Poor thing

>>159812876
He acts the way people expect him too, what you say is what you get. A pervert.

>>159801077
boku no piko

>>159811581
Why must you do this to me!

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>>159803667
>Been edging to cute vanilla doujins of Megumin for the last 30 minutes in a bathroom stall, as I usually do once a day
>Dumbass faggot giraffe-necked roommate walks in to the stall beside me, loudly asks if I'm having fun jerking off to cartoons, pisses, and leaves
>Boner gone so fast I think I went 100% flaccid in 2 seconds

Sorry, this just happened and I'm so pissed I have to bitch about it on the internet.

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>>159814155

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>>159814155
Why does he know you jerk it to cartoons? Still, guy has no tact. You're supposed to pretend you didn't notice.

>>159814155
beat him up

Jun, Rie and Chris/Eris holding a nico broadcast on the 28th to celebrate the release of vol12 and the dust spinoff
http://konosuba.com/news/?mode=detail&id=20170714_2

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>>159808595

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While everyone here obviously wants to be with Megumin, how many of you would take the chance to actually BE Megumin?

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>>159815414
I'd be okay with looking exactly like her while keeping my memories.

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>>159793351
the left one

>>159814446
Nice, more Jun and Rie.

>>159816163
Thanks for the tip

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Is there any girl better for sexual harassment?

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>>159788729
Shut the fuck up, Aqua.

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>>159793639
Stop being so rational

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>>159817570
FUCKING DELETE THIS HIKKINEETLOLIPEDO

>>159815221
=/=
>>159815459

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It's time

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>>159819339
For?

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>>159820736
Isn't it obvious?

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>>159821169
That doujin is finally getting translated?

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>>159821169
Mounds? Perhaps of the "budding" variety?

>>159814155
>there are people who actually masturbate in the fucking bathroom

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>>159821570
I always masturbate in my bathroom. Is there an issue?

>>159821570
Why not? You can jizz on some toilet paper and dispose of it easily by flushing it down the toilet. Plus privacy, at least in theory. Apparently not so in that anon's bathroom.

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>>159821642
No, you just have good etiquette

>>159821642
>no fap material to look at when finishing
Retard.

>>159821667
You're fucking retarded if you think nobody notices you taking 30 minutes on the toilet every day.

And if you live alone you have no excuse not to do it at your desk.

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>>159821763
>no fap material to look at when finishing

Are you honestly implying that I DON'T use my phone loaded with porn? Bitch, please.

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>>159821763
>do it at your desk
You dirty philistine!

>mfw I just jizz in my pants and let it dry
I can literally fap anywhere at any time. I can hump my daki and finish like that.
It takes a fucklong time for it to leave noticable stains, might as well just buy a new pair of undies at that point.

>>159821570
>masturbate in my sheets
>potentially awaken my roommates, make my sheets filthy
>masturbate in the bathroom
>jizz into a tissue, mop floor if I drip

>>159821667
That's military life. At least in the training system, can't wait to have my own apartment.

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>>159821957
>not cumming in your mouth for ultimate efficiency

>>159822009
>hurr durr cum is like toothpaste, the staaaains!!

How did this myth even start.
Also how loud do you moan that you fear "waking your roommates" you massive clown

>>159822097
>cum stains
>myth
What did he mean by this?

>>159821763
I've known people who take 30 minutes on the shitter because they think of it as another break so they take their time and use their phones to browser the web and shit. Could be they were masturbating (which isn't my business) but fact is it isn't that impossible to think someone would take that long in the bathroom. Who knows, maybe they're really constipated or something.

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>>159788451
>guy who is practicing drawing on a drawing tablet here.
>tried drawing her by looking at her
>I always erase the drawings, but this time decided to just put it up here just for shits and giggles, so please pay no mind.

>>159822167
Noone takes a shit every single day

>>159822181
You didn't need meme arrows, autist.

Keep practicing, bro.

>>159822213
[citation needed]

>>159822167
>think of it as another break so they take their time and use their phones to browser the web and shit
totally me

>>159822239
Will do anon

>>159822097
I'm dead silent and don't moan, but if one of them are awake, the ambient light is probably bright enough to be noticeable. Why risk it?

Quit cumming in your bedsheets, grub. I hope you wash them frequently.

>>159822213
You'd be surprised.

>>159822459
Enjoy your "comfortable" toilet seat forever

>>159822213
My, my, aren't we constipated now?
You might want to try more vegetables and raisins in your diet in place of your favorite donuts and chips.

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>Megumin thread turns into discussion about jerking off and the properties of semen

How fitting.

>>159823524
Brb bathroom

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>i'll never explode in Megumin

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How do we stop sexualizing her?

>>159823809
We don't.

>>159823809
We can't.

>>159796123
>ywn molest schoolgirl megumin on the train

>>159823809
We don't have to.

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Why is she so popular? She is probably the only character that /a/ universally agrees about.

>>159822181

>Drawing like Satania-san.

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>>159825805
There are people here who actually don't like Megumin, and at least one person who hates her enough to spend 12 hours trying to derail a Monday thread multiple times

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>>159826201
>There are people here who actually don't like Megumin

>>159795835
https://crimsonmagic.me/
If you join the discord they link to a download of all the volumes translated (nine rn I think)

>>159803667
No fapping necessary, I explode in my pants every time I see an image of her.

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>>159826637
You should have that checked out.