>tfw no shy christmas cake succubus sensei to marry
She fulfills literally every possible fetish I could have. Feel free to dump your own christmas cake folder, /a/.
Post characters too young to star in a cake anime. I'll start.
I'm not sure which, if any, are technically 25+ cakes, but they're all legal adults who are old enough to drink, so it's better than nothing.
Caution! Some cakes may look delicious but they could be rotten to the core.
nana's not a cake, she's a rabbit
Who would have thought that this cake witch would be a central character? though in retrospective it makes sense if we take the OVAs..
Though, If I'm being honest, her development felt lacking. I hope in S2 if there's ever one, they dissasociate almost completely from Croix's character and makes her have more cute moments with Akko, Diana and the other teachers. Nothing against Croix, of course, its just that Chariot is definitely a character that goes beyond Croix and felt she was being wasted with the the constant clashing and antagonism,
>8-10 christmas cakes all living in the same apartment complex
>each of them has a smaller than average apartment, only eats store-bought meals and loudly exhales after drinking her nightly beer
>next door is a apartment full of hardworking but lonely men who have given up on the world
>by some event they are brought together
>cuteness ensues as they figure out together what love and life are about
I love this cake.
Why are cake-sensei so great?
>Boy joins School.
>All teachers are cakes.
>All want his D.
Hire me Japan.
I was hanging out with some Japanese friends the other day and they'd never even heard the term "Christmas Cake,"and when I explained it to them they said it must be pretty old because nobody thinks like that anymore.
I'm a little sad if that's the case to be honest, I was enjoying my dream of finding a desperate late-20s Japanese QT.
>what does cake mean in this context ? I'm not a native English speaker, btw loved the Inerviews with Monster Girls anime
Expired women. The older the woman gets, the less desirable she becomes. It's an Asian thing
You are like little baby, watch this.
>The MC is just an average high schooler (ugh)
>For some reason he has a harem
>He ends up in all kinds of accidentally lewd situations (walking in on them showering, pantyshots et cetera)
>They all react to this by shouting "KYAAA~!" and brutalizing him, especially the childhood friend tsundere
>Episode 4 or so
>Enter the christmas cake school nurse
>She treats him after getting brutalized for the unteempth time (this time with actual consequences)
>MC-kun takes it pretty lightly, responding to all her inquiries with avoiding answers like "That's just how they express themselves" or "It's fine, I'm though!"
>After his latest beating, Nurse-chan starts hardcore flirting with him
>Accidental panty shot, but she responds with "Do you like what you see? You're such a pervert, MC-kun~"
>Ends up cucking the entire harem by -shockingly- not being an irredeemable cunt
>First season finale
>Tsundere tries to confront the cake nurse, telling her that her relationship with MC-kun is illegal and she could report her to the police
>Nurse-chan activates smug cunt mode
>"Do you even know how much dirt I have on you? The only reason you're still attending this school is because I allow it!"
>Credits roll as Tsundere-chan tries to hold back her tears
Nobody wants New Years Noodles after the 31st
It's an (older, apparently) Japanese term and not an English one, actually. The joke is that women over 25 are like unwanted leftover Christmas cakes after Christmas is already over.
>>The older the woman gets, the less desirable she becomes. It's an Asian thing
>It's an evolution thing and is found across the world.
Yeah, but "christmas cake" is a specific meme. It means nobody wants to marry a woman after she turns 25. Just like nobody wants to eat christmas cake after the 25th of December.
I prefer this drunken, obscure christmas cake from the 90s
Penguins are such cool animals! Luckily in Evangelion you don't have to choose between Best Girl and Best Pet, you get a 2-for-1 bonus deal!
She's literally dressed up as her when we first see her home.
Give tsumino a try, they got 10x more tags.
I always go there when I want some "elder sister" tag action.
Why cant we have some proper Cake/Ara Ara romance anime?
Is the fanbase so small?
one thing i notice is that old shows with christmas cakes as the MC usually feel 'realistic' for the lack of a batter word. They have that charm which makes them feel like actual mature ladies, specially when their own show starts around during their prime, meaning they are heavily experienced in their line of work(and mostly, the show revolves around that). I can't see this in today's rendition of christmas cake, since they look more like horny latebloomers straight out of a doujin.
Holy fuck, I've literally never seen anybody else even mention Yakushiji Ryouko on /a/ until now, even back when the show was airing. Good taste, it's still one of my favorites of all time.
>you will never have a christmas cake corporate boss
>you will never laugh at bad horror movies with your cake boss
Man, this reminds me that I ought to find out if the novels are translated. I wonder if she and Izumida ever hooked up. (Also, wow, I never realized he was six years older than her until I looked it up just now.)
>Corporate boss keiki
>Start out as her assistant
>End up as her wife (male)
Oh man, I forgot about this.
I'm in the mood for an office cake too, so maybe I'll rewatch it tonight.
Best corporate boss coming through
>give her horns and a tail
Would interfere with the inevitable brazilian jiu-jutsu sessions we would be doing, yet another fetish that could not possibly make me harder for a girl.
This one, sort of.
Yakumo-san wa Edzuke ga Shitai.
Its a story about a cute single Ara Ara cooking for a neighbor highschooler.
I miss her!
It really hurts, don't it? At least Tsuimono has Elder Sister.
>Hated Tag - Netorare
Good man. Oneesan is the literal antithesis of NTR.
Ah, a fellow oldfag.
>I live in Tokyo
>In three of the same Meetup groups
Anon you better not be shitting me.
>Disgusting hags such as Misato being posted in this thread
Misato is shit, but all Evangelion girls are shit. Misato is just the least shit girl by a mile and a half.
Don't ask why, they just are.
Especially when they have an undercurrent of sadness.
>Shipping yurishit when she canonically has a superior househusband
I had assumed Ririko was still a teenager, I was surprised when her flashbacks revealed she and Shiori are the same age. Maybe it was stated earlier in the show and I'd missed it. It's doesn't help that on top of being more childlike, she's always drinking juice while the others are chugging alcohol.
Does it get explained how Mexican UMAs got into Japan, don't country folk have enough to worry about with all those youkai as it is?
At that point just cuck someone's house wife.
Cakes have never been married. Widows don't count.
> always liked qt anime schoolgirls
> now I'm old I'm starting to see the appeal of Christmas cake
> see all the qt girls as daughters
This is weird but I guess it makes sense. Fucking biology.
>when you realize that 2D cakes have never touched a man, but itch the ditch frequently
Try Active Raid
So glad my waifu has a cake version.
>your city will never be attacked by a giant cake with a terrible sense of comedy
You will never drawfag hard enough to sneak you're waifu into an eroge as an "original" character.
>Wait, aren't cakes virgins who're past their expiration date?
Cakes are women who couldn't get a man to put a ring on her. Men can date them and have sex with them, but a Cake couldn't get a man to commit.
But frankly, I was annoy one time when I specifically played a hentai game with a cake as the target, but then she ended up a virgin. It was a rather stupid reveal and I didn't like it.
If you're going to go for the older woman go for the best man. No need to restrict yourself to 2nd place.
>At least it's not Ohya. More like Ohno.
Soredemo Tsuma wo Aishiteru.
A tale about everyone in the world trying to fuck some guy's wife.
Don't hate on house wives.
>Subject of Death, Homicide, Teasing
Friendly reminder that MILF just means "Christmas cake who won"
It was a response to non virgin cakes,.
If you have to choose between used goods unmarried and married go for the later as they clearly did something right.
There must be reason no one wants them, like how most used cars on the market are lemons, people tend to keep the functional ones.
Be sure to dilute that alcohol with a certain other fluid. It's for their health.
>You will never, EVER have a cake gf who gossips about her cute younger boyfriend with her envious as fuck friends
For some of us, 30-something cakes are the younger ones.
It's just how Japanese carnivorous cakes attract their prey.
>lure in an unsuspecting producer
>ensnare him in their limbs
>extract all his juices (mainly the one kind of juice)
じゅくじょ 【熟女】 jukujo
noun: attractive mature woman
And translated literally, it means "ripe woman", therefore proving that older women are best.
The only good girls in that show are sporty tomboy Fruitists.
No. It's more or less outdated by today's standards in Japan, as more women are choosing to get married in their 30s. I know Western women usually get married in their late 20s and through their 30s.
>nurse cake wins, claims MC for her own
>kidnaps the rest of the harem
>ties them up in her apartment and then make them watch as she deflowers MC and ruts with him liked rabbits in heat for hours on end
>harem bitches get mind-broken, nurse checks them into mental institution
>all according to keikaku
step your game up, boys
>older is less desirable.
what is funny is how Asian and European women get more sexually ready between the ages of 25-35 and their looks are not anywhere as bad as some might pigeon hole: if you leave out those who got trashed by partying hard, you get only a little less 'gem-of-a-looker' in that age category.