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Christmas Cakes in July

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>tfw no shy christmas cake succubus sensei to marry
She fulfills literally every possible fetish I could have. Feel free to dump your own christmas cake folder, /a/.
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This would be the best anime ever.
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What % ABV do you like in your cake?
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>>159781418
She is either 23 or 24, not a cake, not yet.
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>>159781418
Make her blue with black sclera and give her horns and a tail
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>>159781418
can you recommend a manga or anime that deals with older women please? Tfw aging NEET here, need something other than bullshit highschool fatnasties to give me hope
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These fish people need to get over their chronic shit taste and petition Kyoani to make an all keiki show.
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>>159782462
that crazy mom manga. I forgot the name.

the one where she pushed a kid off the cliff
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>>159782462
Minamoto-kun Monogatari
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Post characters too young to star in a cake anime. I'll start.
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>>159782462
Sakura Quest

I'm not sure which, if any, are technically 25+ cakes, but they're all legal adults who are old enough to drink, so it's better than nothing.
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>>159784415
There is some damn good lewd of Shiori already.
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>>159784415
God I want Maki
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>>159781418
>>159782028
24. It was stated. She has a less that a year to go.
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>>159781986
Enough to drop the tsun tsun and go dere
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Caution! Some cakes may look delicious but they could be rotten to the core.
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>>159784917
Christmas cakes exist because they were cunts at a certain point in time
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>>159781783

nana's not a cake, she's a rabbit
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ahem....
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>>159784989
That's a boat.
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>>159784998
Excellent choice.

Who would have thought that this cake witch would be a central character? though in retrospective it makes sense if we take the OVAs..

Though, If I'm being honest, her development felt lacking. I hope in S2 if there's ever one, they dissasociate almost completely from Croix's character and makes her have more cute moments with Akko, Diana and the other teachers. Nothing against Croix, of course, its just that Chariot is definitely a character that goes beyond Croix and felt she was being wasted with the the constant clashing and antagonism,
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concept:
>8-10 christmas cakes all living in the same apartment complex
>each of them has a smaller than average apartment, only eats store-bought meals and loudly exhales after drinking her nightly beer
>next door is a apartment full of hardworking but lonely men who have given up on the world
>by some event they are brought together
>cuteness ensues as they figure out together what love and life are about
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>>159781418
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Who also /oldersisterfetish/ here
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I love this cake.
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>>159781418
Why are cake-sensei so great?
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Friendly reminder that New Year's Noodles are replacing Christmas cakes, as is the shifting trend in Japan.
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>>159784415
I think only webdev-san and Shiori are cake material
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>>159787090
Also, being an unmarried woman after 2015 is a lot more normal than it once was.
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>>159787205
*after 25
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>>159787205
And women in real life extend into three dimensions, but we're not talking about real life are we?
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>>159785933
FUND IT
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>>159785933
You could get rich with this shit
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>>159785933
Isn't this the plot of every chick movie ever, eight-fold?

Fuck it, I'd watch it.
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>>159787090
>New Year's Noodles
What does that even mean?
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>Boy joins School.
>All teachers are cakes.
>All want his D.
Hire me Japan.
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>>159786874
Too bad her show is shit
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>>159781418
what does cake mean in this context ? I'm not a native English speaker, btw loved the Inerviews with Monster Girls anime
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>>159784415

>cakes and ruralism

How'd I miss this?
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>>159787491
Dunno but I missed it too, and only stumbled across it a few days ago while bored and looking for something new to watch.
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>>159787090
>>159787205
I was hanging out with some Japanese friends the other day and they'd never even heard the term "Christmas Cake,"and when I explained it to them they said it must be pretty old because nobody thinks like that anymore.

I'm a little sad if that's the case to be honest, I was enjoying my dream of finding a desperate late-20s Japanese QT.
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>>159787451
>what does cake mean in this context ? I'm not a native English speaker, btw loved the Inerviews with Monster Girls anime
Expired women. The older the woman gets, the less desirable she becomes. It's an Asian thing
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>>159787586
>The older the woman gets, the less desirable she becomes. It's an Asian thing
It's an evolution thing and is found across the world.
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>>159787370
You are like little baby, watch this.
>The MC is just an average high schooler (ugh)
>For some reason he has a harem
>He ends up in all kinds of accidentally lewd situations (walking in on them showering, pantyshots et cetera)
>They all react to this by shouting "KYAAA~!" and brutalizing him, especially the childhood friend tsundere

>Episode 4 or so
>Enter the christmas cake school nurse
>She treats him after getting brutalized for the unteempth time (this time with actual consequences)
>MC-kun takes it pretty lightly, responding to all her inquiries with avoiding answers like "That's just how they express themselves" or "It's fine, I'm though!"
>After his latest beating, Nurse-chan starts hardcore flirting with him
>Accidental panty shot, but she responds with "Do you like what you see? You're such a pervert, MC-kun~"
>Ends up cucking the entire harem by -shockingly- not being an irredeemable cunt

>First season finale
>Tsundere tries to confront the cake nurse, telling her that her relationship with MC-kun is illegal and she could report her to the police
>Nurse-chan activates smug cunt mode
>"Do you even know how much dirt I have on you? The only reason you're still attending this school is because I allow it!"
>Credits roll as Tsundere-chan tries to hold back her tears

>>159787351
Nobody wants New Years Noodles after the 31st
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>>159787342
the great part is 8 times the women means 8 times the fun
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>>159787451
It's an (older, apparently) Japanese term and not an English one, actually. The joke is that women over 25 are like unwanted leftover Christmas cakes after Christmas is already over.
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>>159787624
>>159787451
>>The older the woman gets, the less desirable she becomes. It's an Asian thing
>It's an evolution thing and is found across the world.
Yeah, but "christmas cake" is a specific meme. It means nobody wants to marry a woman after she turns 25. Just like nobody wants to eat christmas cake after the 25th of December.
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>>159786848
>mfw no "onee-chan" tag on panda
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>>159787859
But cakes after the 25th are cheap as fuck though.
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>>159787918
>you will never get a blowjob from a chick with teeth attached to her tongue

It's an abstract kind of feel.
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>>159787940
you'll have to settle for fucking a girl with teeth attached to her vagina
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>>159781418
I prefer this drunken, obscure christmas cake from the 90s
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>>159787940
Penguins are such cool animals! Luckily in Evangelion you don't have to choose between Best Girl and Best Pet, you get a 2-for-1 bonus deal!
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>>159788045
wow I just realized how similar Misato and Sakki are
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>>159788020
loved that show and her
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>>159788090
She's literally dressed up as her when we first see her home.
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>>159788020
is that a lipstick, a dildo or some sort of weapon coming out of her skirt ?
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>>159787918
Give tsumino a try, they got 10x more tags.
I always go there when I want some "elder sister" tag action.
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>>159788168
I know, I don't know how I couldn't notice it when I first saw it !
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Why cant we have some proper Cake/Ara Ara romance anime?
Is the fanbase so small?
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>>159788045
>old hag
>disgusting drunk
>'best'
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>>159788148
one thing i notice is that old shows with christmas cakes as the MC usually feel 'realistic' for the lack of a batter word. They have that charm which makes them feel like actual mature ladies, specially when their own show starts around during their prime, meaning they are heavily experienced in their line of work(and mostly, the show revolves around that). I can't see this in today's rendition of christmas cake, since they look more like horny latebloomers straight out of a doujin.
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>>159781418
Any anime where the girl escapes the cake zone?
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>>159787859
Well, has there been anyone who does eat actual cake after the 25th? Nothing wrong with leftovers, unless not having leftover food is also a cultural thing.
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>>159788312
Holy fuck, I've literally never seen anybody else even mention Yakushiji Ryouko on /a/ until now, even back when the show was airing. Good taste, it's still one of my favorites of all time.
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>>159787351
Besides >>159787691, long noodles are also significant for a long, healthy life. Thus the "shift" in Japanese women waiting a bit longer to get married.
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>>159787691
I've never wanted more anything in my life.
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>>159787262
Nice meme. But in seriousness, it is true in reality. Why /a/ likes to linger in the past with cakes, who knows?
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>>159786804
isnt she mc's aunt iirc?
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>>159787569
You still can if you'd like. There's certainly no shortage of them (the low birth rate notwithstanding).
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>>159788436
>you will never have a christmas cake corporate boss
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>>159788641
>you will never laugh at bad horror movies with your cake boss

Man, this reminds me that I ought to find out if the novels are translated. I wonder if she and Izumida ever hooked up. (Also, wow, I never realized he was six years older than her until I looked it up just now.)
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>>159788641
>Corporate boss keiki
>Start out as her assistant
>End up as her wife (male)
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>>159788641
>>159788312
Oh man, I forgot about this.

I'm in the mood for an office cake too, so maybe I'll rewatch it tonight.
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>>159788771
dayum anon, you know any manga/doujin that has that kind of story?
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>>159788771
Best corporate boss coming through
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>>159782100
>give her horns and a tail
Would interfere with the inevitable brazilian jiu-jutsu sessions we would be doing, yet another fetish that could not possibly make me harder for a girl.
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>>159782100
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>>159788269
source?
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>>159788873
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Kawaii-Joushi-o-Komasaretai

This one, sort of.
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>>159788436
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>>159789847
Yakumo-san wa Edzuke ga Shitai.

Its a story about a cute single Ara Ara cooking for a neighbor highschooler.
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>>159789928
Thought stuff would finally start happening this issue
>tfw it was just her stomach
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I miss her!

>>159787918
It really hurts, don't it? At least Tsuimono has Elder Sister.

>>159788197
>Hated Tag - Netorare

Good man. Oneesan is the literal antithesis of NTR.

>>159788020
Ah, a fellow oldfag.
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>>159789928
Thanks anon
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>>159789928
Reminder that the author offers cooking courses in the Tokyo region

https://www.meetup.com/Thai-Cooking/members/214313328/
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>>159792037
>I live in Tokyo
>In three of the same Meetup groups

Anon you better not be shitting me.
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>>159792037
Whoa, she is cute.
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>>159792115
Ask her and report back
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>>159784415
>tfw no thicc tracksuit wearing megane web designer cake gf
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>>159788045
>>159788168
Do women like this really exist in nippon?
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>>159788168
>cake drinking beer with typical smile
so common
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>>159793018
all cakes are pretty much the same person anyway
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>Disgusting hags such as Misato being posted in this thread
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>>159793196
Misato is shit, but all Evangelion girls are shit. Misato is just the least shit girl by a mile and a half.
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>>159781418
Celebration cake in the fridge.
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>>159786910
Don't ask why, they just are.

Especially when they have an undercurrent of sadness.
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>>159793224
Asuka and Rei, even Mari are much better than Misato friend.
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>>159788771
I ship this.
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>>159793460
>/u/ in my cake thread
I could not possibly approve of this more.
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>>159793460
>Shipping yurishit when she canonically has a superior househusband
Bruh
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>>159789421
Yes, cakes bullying shotas.
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>>159793885
Feathered sneks aren't cakes.
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>>159793885
She's a MILF, actually.
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>>159784415
I had assumed Ririko was still a teenager, I was surprised when her flashbacks revealed she and Shiori are the same age. Maybe it was stated earlier in the show and I'd missed it. It's doesn't help that on top of being more childlike, she's always drinking juice while the others are chugging alcohol.
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>>159787425
That's really rude and untrue.
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>>159781418
This show would be good if she was the only love interest
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>>159793785
That guy has face of a cuck.
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>>159784415
Does it get explained how Mexican UMAs got into Japan, don't country folk have enough to worry about with all those youkai as it is?
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>>159788478
Yes. And angel. Literally.
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>>159788271
>29
>old hag
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All sensei cakes need love
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>>159788453
What the fuck? You mean they actually wait until marriage to have sex?

Is there actually hope for 3D women nowadays?
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>>159792949
I'd guess women like that really exist anywhere, anon. I doubt they'd have a penguin though.
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>20-something
We must go cake-ier.
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>Non-virgin cakes
Are there people who like that shit?
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>>159789928
>tfw no yakumo-san anime
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>>159801637
I don't mind to be honest, virgin is cuter but it's not an absolute requitrement.
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>>159787691
Yes
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>>159801637
Wait, aren't cakes virgins who're past their expiration date?
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>>159802801
A widowed cake is fine too!
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>>159801637
>Non-virgin cakes
At that point just cuck someone's house wife.

>>159802845
Cakes have never been married. Widows don't count.
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>>159797583
>mexican UMAs
How the fuck would the chupacabra would get here.
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> always liked qt anime schoolgirls
> now I'm old I'm starting to see the appeal of Christmas cake
> see all the qt girls as daughters

This is weird but I guess it makes sense. Fucking biology.
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>>159781418
Best cake.
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>>159803433
Same here. Schoolgirls are for schoolboys, I need a woman.
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>when you realize that 2D cakes have never touched a man, but itch the ditch frequently
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>>159784415
http://fapservice.com/active-raid-second-tv-special-edition-fanservice-review-episode-07/

Try Active Raid
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Substance abuse with a mature adult!
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>>159803484

Too crazy.
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>>159804183
A little too skinny, but good enough.
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>>159804253
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>>159804298
Looks pretty thick to me
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So glad my waifu has a cake version.
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>your city will never be attacked by a giant cake with a terrible sense of comedy
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>>159804378
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>>159804656
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Imbiba la Beeralucion!
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>>159804559

Her Matter of England sure grew.
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Here's a good one from an /h/ game.
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>>159805872
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You will never drawfag hard enough to sneak you're waifu into an eroge as an "original" character.
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>>159803072
I'm gonna need a source on this one.
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>>159802801
>Wait, aren't cakes virgins who're past their expiration date?
Cakes are women who couldn't get a man to put a ring on her. Men can date them and have sex with them, but a Cake couldn't get a man to commit.

But frankly, I was annoy one time when I specifically played a hentai game with a cake as the target, but then she ended up a virgin. It was a rather stupid reveal and I didn't like it.
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>>159798692
>Kawakami
>Not Tae

If you're going to go for the older woman go for the best man. No need to restrict yourself to 2nd place.

>At least it's not Ohya. More like Ohno.
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>>159807375
Soredemo Tsuma wo Aishiteru.
A tale about everyone in the world trying to fuck some guy's wife.
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>>159788641
>>159788771
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>>159803072
>>159807375
>>159808314
Keep that shit out of here
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>>159807586
Here's one that's not a virgin then.
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>>159808378
Don't hate on house wives.

>>159808512
>Subject of Death, Homicide, Teasing
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>>159797069
>>159797069
well fuck he does
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>>159808699
>house WIVES
>in christmas CAKE thread
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>>159808333

That guy loves making cakes the main love interests. That and making relationships insanely convoluted.
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>>159808770
Friendly reminder that MILF just means "Christmas cake who won"
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>>159808770
It was a response to non virgin cakes,.
If you have to choose between used goods unmarried and married go for the later as they clearly did something right.
There must be reason no one wants them, like how most used cars on the market are lemons, people tend to keep the functional ones.
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Are secret gays cake material?
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>>159781986
DUDE

35%
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>>159809073
That's great and all, but this is still a cake thread.
>implying I would use that condom
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>>159809073
She could get married before achieving cake status.
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>>159809682
Be sure to dilute that alcohol with a certain other fluid. It's for their health.
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>>159810156
>You will never, EVER have a cake gf who gossips about her cute younger boyfriend with her envious as fuck friends
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>>159810295
>younger
For some of us, 30-something cakes are the younger ones.
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>>159781986
Why does this look like some cover of a JAV featuring depraved 3p sex in a hot spring resort?
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>>159810503
It's just how Japanese carnivorous cakes attract their prey.
>lure in an unsuspecting producer
>ensnare him in their limbs
>extract all his juices (mainly the one kind of juice)
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>>159804258
Not crazy enough.
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>>159788364
Jitsu wa manga had an actual arc about a woman escaping the cake zone.
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>>159810503
Title: "4p creampie party with three cute drunk cakes at a hot spring!"
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>>159810889
You're either an idiot or phoneposting.
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>>159810980
Which one do you think is worse?
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Literal christmas cake.
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>>159804489
Source please fellow sizefag?
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Cakes in pantyhose and slippers, muh dick.
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>>159813029
You're either an idiot or phoneposting.
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>>159787936
And desperate women aren't?
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Are cakes just a Japanese phenomenon or are they a western thing too? I don't meet enough people to really know.
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じゅくじょ 【熟女】 jukujo
noun: attractive mature woman
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>>159786874
I want to be that cake.
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>>159809073
>Friendly reminder that MILF just means
MILF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
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>>159808549
There's this amazing tool called saucenao, try it out.
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>>159813469
And translated literally, it means "ripe woman", therefore proving that older women are best.
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>>159814224
Ripe and sweet.
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>>159793233
but meme is not a cake. shes used goods
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>>159815466
The only good girls in that show are sporty tomboy Fruitists.
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>>159813417
Not really?
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>>159803484
more like cupcake
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>>159813417
No. It's more or less outdated by today's standards in Japan, as more women are choosing to get married in their 30s. I know Western women usually get married in their late 20s and through their 30s.
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>>159809073
>>159809906
MILF =/= cake
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>>159818676
She can stay a cupcake.
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>>159787691
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>>159787691

>last episode
>nurse cake wins, claims MC for her own
>kidnaps the rest of the harem
>ties them up in her apartment and then make them watch as she deflowers MC and ruts with him liked rabbits in heat for hours on end
>harem bitches get mind-broken, nurse checks them into mental institution
>all according to keikaku
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step your game up, boys
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>>159790188
She's cake?
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>>159824071
Guys can't be cakes, anon-kun.
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>>159785279
Praetorian taste, my fellow Roman!
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>>159787624
>older is less desirable.

what is funny is how Asian and European women get more sexually ready between the ages of 25-35 and their looks are not anywhere as bad as some might pigeon hole: if you leave out those who got trashed by partying hard, you get only a little less 'gem-of-a-looker' in that age category.
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>>159825566
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>>159789928
>cakes
>cooking
Everything I've ever wanted, thanks anon
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>>159788197
>Like: scat, amputee, diaper
nigga da fuck?
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>>159808132
nigger wtf are you doing?

She's the WORST date in the entire game. Shit. She's the worst in the WHOLE franchise. Shit taste desu
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>>159781418
>tfw no fit suc bus to run with.
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