This is my wife Mayuri Say something nice about her

steins gate was good and she has a sweet hat

>>159779675
I want to sleep on her boobs like two soft pillows.

>>159779877
Don't make comments like that about my wife.

>>159779675
She has biggest oppai and not a tsundere bitch.

>>159779675
Her pussy feels great when I cum inside it.

>>159780031
Stop slandering her.
She's pure.

>>159779943
Airhead oppai are best oppai.

Post lewd tutturus

>>159780081
I'll fight you

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She has the same voice as best tenshi

>>159779675
She's the non violent type of retard.
Honestly that's a pretty big thing with retarded people so gratz on that.

>>159780156
She's not retarded but maybe you are

>>159780177
Anon the sooner you accept her as she truly is the happy you both will be.

PS get you kids checked before they come out, there's a foundation that will help pay for abortions in the kid shows signs of retardation early on.

>>159780252
I think you really are retarded.
Get out of my thread.

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>>159780309
Make me fagit

>>159780354
Leave it to a retard to not know when he is not welcome somewhere.

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>>159780373
You're wife welcomed me pretty hard last night

>>159780425
Try 9gag with your bad attempt at middle school humor

I say again, post lewd tutturus. This is important.

>>159780809
I say again, kill yourself

>>159780252
>there's a foundation that will help pay for abortions in the kid shows signs of retardation early on.
I hope you're not being serious. That's some 1984-type messed-up shit right there.

>>159781177
It's called planned parenthood.

>>159781232
Yep, basically

>>159781177
Why? Depending on the the needs of the kid hes not going to do anything productive with his life, he's going to make the lives of his parents horrible, and even after that he's going to make the lives of caretakers and such miserable, all while using huge amounts of taxpayers dollars.

I mean slight cases of autism are one thing, but full on retardation isn't something I would wish on one living.

I'm 0.75 episodes into Steins Gate and I have absolutely no idea what's going on, is this normal

>>159781451
Very normal, and it'll get even wilder. By the end, a lot will make sense but at least a second watchthrough or a playthrough of the VN will be needed to fully understand.

>>159781451
it's normal. keep going, the first few episodes are worldbuilding that will be expertly deconstructed in the following episodes

>>159779675
shes very cute nice gril and i have never been sadder from watching a character die repeatedly

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>>159781507
Damn I was about to temporarily drop it and watch Monster, guess I'll stick with it then

>>159780809
DO NOT!

>>159779827
this

>>159781451
its a bit slow for a few eps but get ready anon your in for one fuck of a ride... unless your stupid in which case your current feelings will go to the end

>inb4 hurrr I want steins;reddit 2 leave lol xD

>>159781949
what?

>>159782050
There's an anon who tries to derail every S;G thread because he has a hate boner for Reddit but winds up coming across like what I posted

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>>159780081

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>>159780809

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>>159781398
>he's going to make the lives of his parents horrible, and even after that he's going to make the lives of caretakers and such miserable, all while using huge amounts of taxpayers dollars.
This accurately describes your own life. How about I abort you?

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>>159780809
Well, you did ask.

>>159782395

I am ambivalent to the idea of being aborted. I think there are way too many humans. I'm self aware now, so I don't want to die, but if I had ceased to exist before I was self aware, I wouldn't care much. And honestly, the world would be 1/7,000,000,000th better off than it is now.

But anyway, knowingly bringing damaged humans into the world so they can suffer and make others suffer is not cool.

TUTURUUUUUU

>>159779675
Good choice OP. She's cute and best Steins Gate.

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>>159783899
HNNNNNGGG

>>159779675
Just marathoned the first episode of Steins;Gate. Wow. What a roller coaster of emotions that was.

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Why are her tits just so fat?

>>159784042
I just marathoned the first 12 minutes, does it get any more extreme?

>>159784077
Yeah man, especially the ending. You won't regret it. Trust me.

>all this lewd Mayushii
Fuck, I might end up fapping to her for the first time.

>>159784056
Tuturu! Tig ol bitties are a proper sign of a hostage!

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>>159784056

Must have been those gel-nanas

>huge fucking titties
>supposed to stay pure and protected

For what purpose?

>>159784303
Listen Okarin isn't the best at planning until he starts to go insane even then he's not amazing. Now let the tits die and give him a bit and then he can plan.

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She has pretended to be mentally retarded for seven years

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>>159784303
To make you suffer, just as he suffered.

>>159784303
they're to contain your hopes and dreams
stop lewding the tutturu