>fapping to everyone EXCEPT your waifu >fapping to ONLY

First one

whatever you feel most comfortable with

>>159764292
Once you enter the waifu pact you aren't allowed to engage in impure acts at all anymore.

>>159764292
to everyone while keeping your waifu at vanilla level

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Waifu is something you hold pure and clean. Shes a angle of sorts.

Best way of enjoying something pure is tainting it. Fap to NTR about your waifu

>>159764431
get a load of this cuck

it's okay to fap to you're waifu if it's just solo images

>>159764292
The first one

>>159764431
HAAAH!?

>>159764292
>fapping
not degenerate enough, try prostate milking

Wouldn't fapping to characters other than your waifu be akin to adultery?

>>159764292
Never fapping to remain pure for your waifu.

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If you haven't fapped to your waifu at least 1000 times, you don't love her enough. Every time you fap to rape, reset the counter to 0.

Not jerking off to drawings

So, which seasonal waifu did you bros drop?
What episodic waifu are you guys pretend-fapping towards?

>>159764292
Both are valid options. Either you dedicate yourself only to her or you keep her pure. No inbetweens.

>>159765144
That's a lame waifu with only animal ears. Saw that her daughter had human ears and animal ears at least. That makes her a better waifu.

>>159765144
Say, If I see certain girl and I get the sudden urge of fapping to her, does that make her my waifu?

>>159765555
Only if it's an anime girl (male or female)

>>159765145
Where the fuck do you think you are?

>>159765790
He's at the place where he is posting on the internet.

>>159764292
The later. My wife likes it when I have sexual thoughts/fantasies about her. She doesn't like it when/if I were to do the same with girls other than her. There is your answer OP, everything should be based on whether your waifu would be OK with it.

>>159764292

>Fap to everyone except my waifu
>Dream about vanilla sex with my waifu
>Dies in my dream just like she did in her manga
>Wake up in tears

>>159764394
I feel this, even if you don't fap to her, it suck when you fap to different girls and real women. Reaching this level of pure is some respect.

>>159764431
nothing gets me off like contaminating something pure, like destroying a beautiful flower.

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>>159764292
>fapping to biribiri exclusively
The only right answer.

There are two types of waifus that people claim, yet we all know which one is true.


Ones you want to protect from impurities of the world.

Ones you want to ravage and make her impure.

The former is chosen by the waifu purists. The later is chosen by normalfags who want to buy into the status of having a "waifu" so they can talk to their friends and socialize.

>fapping at all to your waifu
>betraying your waifu and fapping to other women
The only right choice is to be celibate until we can make our waifus real.

>>159764292
I have to fap exclusively to my waifu or else I feel sick to my stomach from the guilt.

>>159764292
Fapping to your "waifu" means she's not yours. You can only fap to random sluts.

>>159771273
That sounds pretty arbitrary just for the sake of it.

>having a waifu

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>>159769575

>>159764292
Fap to solo pics of your waifu, nude or clothed. Doujins are cuck territory already.

>>159764292
Why she has those thing sin her hands and legs? that kind of make the pic 50% worse

>>159765198
>tfw you still have your first waifu from a decade ago

>>159773056
Fuck off those things go with her swimsuit and look sexy as fuck

>>159764292
>you will never break eggs with Misaka

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>>159764292

Fapping is always the correct option.

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>>159764292
Don't have a waifu. Feels pretty good being a weeabachelor unlike all you ball n' chained boys out there, I can masturbate to any anime girl I want without feeling guilty at all.

>>159764431
vaginal => anal => oral

>>159773937
Really miss those times.

>>159764292
Fap to everyone INCLUDING your waifu

>>159774690
This. Although I haven't fapped to my waifu in a bit

>>159764292
I legitimately struggle with this. It doesn't feel right to jack off to her but I also feel guilty when I jack off to other stuff.

>>159764292
ANAL SEX WITH MIKOTO

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>>159764292
Fapping only to Mikoto.

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>>159775093
Literally in this thread for more biri biri.

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>>159775143
Reminder that this was scanned recently.

>>159775182
I've seen it, too bad it's a little lacking in lewd.

>>159775236
It'll be more lewd once it's translated.

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>>159775271
I hope so.

>>159764292
Why not both?

>>159764292
>>159769575
>>159775093
>>159775143
>>159775182
>>159775310
I've masturbated to your waifu getting gangbanged by faceless men dozens of times. Just wanted you guys to know.

>>159764292
>fapping to everyone EXCEPT your waifu
This but add every other character in you're waifu's series universe as that would be you cheating on her.

>>159777550
While pretending you're in her place i'll bet.

>>159773686
>break eggs
What?

Is it cheating if I start fapping to some girl that turns me on, but finish with my waifu?

>>159777833
You're cheating on her regardless by having sexual thoughts towards other girls. How do you think she would feel?

>>159777946
You've missed out on some nice Kamikoto doujins, friend.

>>159772434
It's not cuck if it's the canon romance.

>>159764292

I EXCLUSIVELY fap to my waifu being gangraped

>>159778140
I'm doing even worse things just by having an extra dimension so I'll just compromise.

>>159780429
It is cuck territory. Your waifu is supposed to be your romantic partner.

>tfw bought doujin artbook of waifu from a popular artist
>lots of nice pictures but one of them is gangbang
>I only realized this shortly after purchasing it since it got uploaded to sadpanda later that day

I hate my life

>>159780720
>delusions

>>159764431
>angle of sorts
Right Angle confirmed for Waifu of the Year

>>159773937
I'm sort of like you, but not all 2D girls are created equal in my book. There's the large group of girls I just want to fuck, and everything's fair game with them, a much smaller group of girls I'd want as a GF, which means only solo stuff, and then a tiny group of girls I love but who are off limits for fapping, despite not being mai waifu. (Serval from Kemono Friends is a prime example of the last column.)

>not nofapping

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>>159780762
But the Right Angle isn't even Acute Angle

>only fapping to everyone except your waifu
>your waifu only faps to guys other than you

>>159771469
Made-up rules for masturbating to fictional characters are pretty arbitrary, by their very nature.

True love is simply incomplete without lust. It's completely normal to have sexual feelings towards the one you love, it would be weirder if that weren't the case. How do you think your waifu would feel if you have lewd thoughts about other girls and not her?

>>159777966
Congrats, worst post ITT

>>159764314
https://youtu.be/wDajqW561KM?list=PLcyhTKf1kEZBbdYFXYpa7VYrUM1cTWBl0

>not having a waifu you love enough to want to impregnate and start a family with
>not having a waifu cute enough to turn you on
>treating your waifu like a little girl that is too pure to ever think about sex
>all the while fapping daily to other girls behind her back
>either hiding it from her by justifying that its to "protect her"
>or trying to explain to her that some kind of "true love" is the reason that you imagine touching other girls but not her
>you will never marry her in real life
>you will never marry her in the imaginary world inside your head where she exists and loves you

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Your waifu should make you happy and lovesick just thinking of her. No pictures needed.

>>159782071
Best post in this thread.

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>>159764431
>Fap to NTR about your waifu

I hate to say it, but this is sound advice.

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>>159764292
You're waifu fapping to you.

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Whatever you do, keep it vanilla

>>159782071
I dunno about other /a/nons, but it's not purity or any bullshit like that that stops me from fapping to my waifu. It's that doing so is too depressing, since she'll never be real.

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>>159782684
J-just let this thread die already. I don't want to be reminded of this.

When you have no one waifu, [s]all[/s] most are your waifu. Choice 1

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>>159764292
How the fuck can you say you love someone when you masturbate to anyone BUT her? "To keep her pure" is an invalid argument when you betray her like that. Either you fap only to her or you don't fap at all.

>>159782753
Real is over rated, embrace /x/.

>>159764292
faping to only your waifu = loyal
fapping to anyone other than waifu = you are making her cry stop it

waifus are made to be loved and what better way to love them than to cum on her

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>not having a bisexual waifu, who you can fap to and fap to other girls with

Get on my level.

>>159780927
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FwDajqW561KM%3Flist%3DPLcyhTKf1kEZBbdYFXYpa7VYrUM1cTWBl0

>>159783200
Way ahead of you, mai "waifu" is actually two inseparable girls and I'd totally go Mormon to marry them both at the same time.

You people are massively autistic and absolute retards.

I wholly pity every single one of you.

>>159783314
Why are you even here?

>>159783314
i bet you have a girlfreind loser

>>159783314
Get the hell out of here you non-virgin

>my waifu is too pure to fug ;_;
>better rape all these young loli and shota sluts

Since when was /a/ filled with Saudis?

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>>159780869
So far the only girls I refuse to find sexual attraction to are Yotsuba and R. Dorothy, everyone else is free game. Though there are some I prefer to think about in the context of "what if she were my girlfriend" when fapping, some "what if it was just a wild and crazy one night stand" and a few even "what if I just fucked the living shit out of her like she was some worthless onahole to be utterly destroyed and left mindbroken in a shallow pool of semen".
I love the variety.

I wish I coule fap exclusively to my waifu. But the thing is, there's only 12 doujins she appears in and has roughly less than 90 lewd illustrations strewn about various booru's. To find any new material, I have to make a special RSS feed for her tag on Pixiv and at the end of each month I only come out with one or two illustrations. She is just too pure to lewd tbqh.

>>159764292
Neither. You buy a daki of your waifu and make love to her.

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>>159769668
>"claim"
>"chosen"
>implying you pick your waifu

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>>159764431
>>159764292
>creating your own NTR of your waifu

>>159784293
Right. Your waifu picks you. Everyone should know this.

>>159764292
not having a waifu

>>159765144
What if your into rape

>>159784534
Waifus are for protecting and cherishing, not violating and hurting

>>159784568
what if shes into that

>>159783699
>too pure to fug
That's literally the opposite of reality.

>>159784293
Claim and claim are different.

One can make a claim regarding a waifu and one can also claim a waifu.

First example is "you're waifu a shit". Second example is "I claim misaka mikoto as myre waifu"

>>159775143
s o u r c e biribirifag

>>159784592
Benevolent domination isn't rape.

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>waifu acts like a impure wench in her source material by wearing slutty clothing and following up with a similar attitude that is not a facade, bonus points if she had sex already or wouldn't think twice if given the chance
Fap to your waifu.
>waifu is a pure soul in her source material, either doesn't know about benis in vagina or goes out of her way to avoid the subject for whatever reasons. the source material must absolutely NOT sexualise them, making even the cutest lolis fall from this tier to the previous one
Fap to everyone except her.

>>159784653
what if it started out as rape but moved to domination

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>when your waifu is too obscure for good porn, let alone good vanilla porn

>>159784717
Then you're a psychopath.

>>159765144
>If you haven't fapped to your waifu at least 1000 times
What if I have no idea how often I've done it?

>>159784754
But in that one doujin she finally "beat the genius"

>>159784758
i'm just saying let the men have the waifus and there fetish
P.S I know

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I've had the same waifu for almost seven years and I don't remember have masturbate to her. I think I probably did it when I was a teenager but I just can't remember.

>>159784921
Cmon man, atleast fap to her on your anniversary.

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>>159784921

>>159784701
What if my waifu gets heavily sexualized in her source material (her sexy body is described in great detail or shown from sexy angles), wears tight clothing and gets molested by monsters a couple of times but despite this she becomes angry when looked at by lecherous eyes unless it's the person she likes. Which category does she fall into?

>>159764394
This.

You can't cheat on your waifu, but you also can't lewd her. I mean you could, but if you truly loved her, if she was truly your waifu, then you wouldn't.

The path of the 2D is a difficult one, but nobody said love was easy.

>>159784921
same

>>159784968
I don't know man, my system isn't perfect and i've never given much thought to it because i already know which one of the two my waifu belongs. There are plenty of good girls that border between each, like Galko.

>>159784959
I wish I could remember the exact day I fell in love with her, I can remember that summer however, when her show was aired on Animax back then. Best days of my life.
Sorry for blogposting, I just wanted to say that.

>>159784959
I really wish my waifu had an official birthday.

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>almost 10 years
it's an abstract kind of suffering

>>159771469
Do married men fap to pictures of their own wife? No. They fap to stuff online when their wife isn't giving them some.

So if you're fapping to your waifu, then by default, she doesn't belong to you. It's just a girl you call waifu for no reason. It's just really a random slut.

>>159785031
>Galko

Shame her fans are so cancerous. They all tend to dislike my waifu for some reason.

>>159785396
Except fapping, specially with your imagination, is the closest thing to sex you can get to experience with her since she is not physically with you. Your analogy doesn't work.

I've never fapped to my waifu

ideally I woud not fap at all but let's be realistic

>>159764292
First one. >>159764394 makes a good point though. I think I get a pass cause I don't jerk off that often anyway.

>>159785396
>Do married men fap to pictures of their own wife?
If she sent them sexy pictures while they're out of town they do.

>>159785478
Funny how all the serious waifufags I've seen don't actually follow that advice.

>>159785623
Abstinence is a hard thing to do anon, I can only somewhat blame them. I feel like if you're abstaining, then you should get a free pass to fap to your waifu every now and again. she wouldn't want you to suffer after all.

>>159785723
Me having an extremely high sex drive and her being sexy as hell aside, I see no good reason to abstain. Masturbation counts as sex too, and there is really no way of having sex with your waifu other than to masturbate with her on your mind.

Jokes on all of you, I choose to have a harem instead.

>>159780927
Carlos!

What if it was revealed that your waifu was not Japanese, but merely Korean?

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>>159786689

>>159784968
Darkness?

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>>159764431
Fucking scum

What if I used to not fap to my waifu, but as years passed, I started to only think of her when fapping? What does that mean!?
Please respond!

>>159788418
>Then you don't have a waifu.
Explain further

>>159764292 (OP)
>when you fap to your waifu do it with love, self insert and experience some wonderful moments with her.
>when you fap to others, don't do it to particular characters, but focus on fetishes that you can't or don't want to associate with her because they are either too hardcore or simply there is not enough material featuring her.
That's the best way in my opinion, but in reality just do what the fuck you want, it's your life and your relationship.

>>159788577
Ah, nevermind. I thought you said you think about your waifu only while you are fapping.
That's normal to start making love to your waifu once you both get comfortable. Many people experienced it and there is nothing wrong in wanting to have sex with the one you love.

>>159764292
Honestly, I can't fap to my waifu. Firstly being from KS and secondly I can't fap to things I start respecting. Like I can't even get hard to some doujins because I like the character too much.

>>159764292
>fapping to everyone
This.

>>159784645
Look at the post I replied to for a clue.

>>159764431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8&ab_channel=MariohomieG

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>>159764431
>Not fapping to NTR of other people's waifus
Cuck.

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I use whoever I find hot to build up and then I always finish off to my waifu

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>fap exclusively to my waifu, can't get it up to anyone else
>double-penetration used to be one of my biggest fetishes
Sometimes you have to give something up for the greater good.

I'm anal fetishist and I can't imagine my waifu doing anal. So I don't fap to her.

>>159764292
Who the fuck cares

>>159782505
>you will never live in the timeline where anime girls fap to anons

>>159791161
Nobody is a waifufag unironically, were all just pretending to care.

>>159764292
having sex while your waifu watches approvingly from atop the tv

>>159764292
I'd never fap to my waifu, that's what my girlfriend is for.

>>159791515
Only ironic waifufags care about that.
Real waifufags don't give a fuck what some random people on the internet think about their private relationship and what does they do in bed with their loved one.

>>159764292
Make love to your waifu using your imagination™
Fap to doujins without my waifu in it exclusively.

>>159790502
i also do this

>>159780720
rip it out and pretend it never existed faggot

>>159764431
What is this.

>>159764292
>Fapping to fully clean images of her because she's just that gorgeous
>Fapping to just her feet
>Imagine making passionate affectionate love to her while fapping to solo nudes
>Using daki/pillows to aid your imagination
>Fapping to POV vanilla
>Occasionally reading vanilla doujins and self inserting as her canon love interest while he kisses and cuddles her
All of the above are acceptable

>>159764292
Jesus fucking Christ OP, pick some other image next time. This is the 12th time I've clicked on it instinctively and I'm about to lose my shit

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>>159764292
>>fapping to ONLY your waifu
That's easy when you got a popular waifu.

>>159794463
>waifu
you mean whore

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>>159794225
>Fapping to just her feet

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>>159794463
Red > Green, but enjoy your constant stream of creayus and meimi k
>realize your waifu is going to get crushed in the new season
>spiral into depression
Oh well. Maybe I'll hold out hope for the harem end.

>>159782567
>fapping to your waifu getting fucked by a vanilla bean
Why hasn't anybody done this before?

Its just a cartoon

>>159794677
>Not loving every part of her body

>>159795219
All fucking footfags must fucking hang.

>>159795277
Even worse than rape

>>159795277
What if I wasn't a footfag before but my waifu canonically wants her feet worshipped

>>159795277
When did this meme start?

>>159764292
It doesn't matter because waifu is a meme that has gone on for far too long. When it first being used, people were still spamming desu in every thread. It's time to put it to an end.

>>159764292
The former. I can only feel lust fapping to other girls but I feel love and lust when it comes to my waifu.

>>159796372
Some have actually started taking it seriously, though.
You know, the 10 year old proverb thingy where if you pretend to be an idiot, real idiots flock to you and believe themselves to be in good company.
Although you can see that a few of the waifuposters are just using waifuposting as an excuse to have some social internet gathering where they talk about boring stuff like their life or how they feel.

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>>159764431
Reminds me of this

>>159796658
It's sad to see there are some normalfags who came in here believing they own the place. Your kind wouldn't be here a few years ago.

>>159787047
Hell no. Jesus Christ, now I feel even worse when that description gave you the impression she is Darkness of all people.

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>>159797040

>>159797040
Of all the sluts he could have chosen, he chose one of the girls from a heart-boner anime/VN. Jesus fucking christ.

I'm glad my waifu satisfies both my emotional and sexual necessities so I don't have to cheat on her and trample on her feelings by masturbating to other girls.

I pity those who will never know the joy of having an intimate physical fantasy relationship with the 2d girl they love

>>159764292
But your pic is a boy.

Astolfo has more a feminine body.

>>159797937
But true suffering comes along with it. Knowing you''ll never actually be with her. Never hear her say she loves you as you cuddle in your bed.
someone hug me

>>159764292
What about fapping to everything like I bet most of the people in this thread already do?

>>159764292
First one.

All other girls are fuck meat, except the waifu. She's pure.

Try admitting these things to a therapist.

>>159799766
This.

>>159799772
I did. He told me the latter is the correct answer.

>>159800093
Strange, I did too, but mine told me that the former is the correct answer.

>>159800193
I did the same, and he told me that waifus are retarded and told me to get a real girlfriend.

>>159799772
He already told me that if fapping to 2D makes me feels better then he encourages on doing it or something like that but this kind of question would be a bit weird. I'll have to explain to him what a waifu is on the first place.

>>159764292
The ladder

>>159796181
Who is you're waifu?
Hestia?

>>159764292
I'm the former and I think it's definitely correct. Proves you can see your waifu as more than just a hot anime character.

>>159802523
I honestly don't see why they have to be mutually exclusive. Lust is a part of love as well. The three types of love are Eros (which includes lust, so this would fall in this case), Philos (which is more like a friendship type and helps your relationship last in the long term) and Agape (which is when you love the other person more than yourself). Your love is incomplete without one of these. The last one should be at the highest but other than that they should all be at an equal level. Experiencing sexual thughts for the 2D girl you love shouldn't be seen as a bad thing if it helps you keep your passion alive and would ultimately help balance out the other types of love.

What is this retarded notation that fapping to a girl = she's a slut? That's not how it works.

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I feel like people who think that having sexual thoughts about somebody you love is a negative thing are people who's idea of sexuality has been irreparably warped by years of pornography and doujinshi.

It doesn't all have to be rapey and degrading fetish filth you know, it's supposed to be an intimate expression of desire and affection

I fap to my waifu and just about everything else.

I own over 15 dakimakura covers and I've came on all of them.