ITT girls you'd never marry, but want to be friends (and

So basically my harem.

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Why wouldn't you marry Aqua? I want to see her adorable shenanigans for the rest of my life!

>>159715970
she a slut

>>159715587
I concur, her butt and thighs are sexy, but she's too dumb, loud and selfish to be a good wife. Though drinking with her must be great fun.

>>159715587
Aqua is a pile of shit.
I don't particularly love the other girls either but she's the worst.

>>159715970
I think it's impressive that even Konosuba's worst girl is still this great.

Whiz and laltina a best

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>>159716120
You have fun with Aqua every day, but keep telling yourself that you'll never marry her. She's too dumb, she's not pure enough, she's too etc etc etc. But as you continue being a normalfag in the new fantasy world, you become less and less of meme-loving 4chan hikiNEET fag, and realize you don't really care about any of that stuff. Even if you have to deal with her shit sometimes, you're still friends with her and have fun being around her every day. That's when you decide to marry her.

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>>159715970
>adorable
yes

>>159716232
>spoiler
YES

>>159715587
>girls you'd never marry, but want to be friends (and have casual sex) with
Too specific of a topic desu
Cant think of any

>>159715587
Free, unlimited fresh water.

Free heals so you never need to go to the doctor or buy mediciene.

Free resurrection so you never have to worry about getting involved in a fatal accident.

OP is smoking crack or some shit.

>>159718212
But then there's also the fact that she's borderline retarded, and wouldnt be able to manage any kind of household or anything like it.
Marriage would probably bea bad idea.

>>159718153
I agree. Wanting to have sex or would enjoy having sex with is one thing, but the thought of continuously having sex while just staying friends is an odd one. It happens, it's just odd to think about something like that staying as is.

>>159715587
>Aqua
>wearing anything covering her butt

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>>159715587

>>159717860
>you become less and less of meme-loving 4chan hikiNEET fag

I am beyond recovery.

>>159718746
There is no internet, no video games, no anime in a fantasy world. You are forced to become a normalfag to survive. If Konosuba was better written, Kazuma would be a Chad by now.

>>159718425
>she's borderline retarded, and wouldnt be able to manage any kind of household or anything like it.
She cleans the mansion for fun and cooked meals for Kazuma while he was away
Aqua's practically a housewife already

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>>159718925
Aqua also does the laundry as you can see in the ED. She also has an art hobby to keep her busy.

>>159718480
This. She's actually more modest in the OP fan art than canon art.

>>159715587
I want to drink Aqua!

>>159715587
>literally just finished this series after putting it off
>tfw theres not going to be season 3

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>>159719749
Is that fang part of her mouth?

>>159719459
It's a shame. One of the few ones recently i was excited for every week.

Read the LNs, Anon. Fan translations are easy to find and the (mis)adventures continue!

>>159718050
I'm thinking on getting all doby that artist soon.[ujins made /spoiler]

>>159721174
Fuck, how did I fuck that up?

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>>159721174
Enjoy them

>>159719682
I imagine her being a raunchy ride.

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>>159716232
>Worst girl

You mean BEST

>>159715587
She'll win right?

>>159715587
What's the difference between a female sexfriend and a girlfriend?

>>159718212
She can't heal or revive you if the cause is a disease, though.

>>159722255
Im sorry anon, but

Whiz > Lalatina > Yun Yun > Megumin > Aqua

>>159719364
>canon art

In the canon art, aka the source material, she wears panties. Nopan Aqua is an anime-only thing that DEEN went with for whatever reason.

>>159719459
>>159720211
Unlike most LN translations though, Konosuba's LN translations are almost entirely up to date, so if you want more there's literally no excuse to not get more.

>>159716232
YES this man gets it. Best Girls.

>>159718607
>>159715587
>they don't want to marry adorable clumsy women who will take care of them

>>159722948
Reading LN and most Manga is no fun for me, The majority of times I would rather have watched an anime blind since knowing what happens in the manga ruins the hype.

The only exception where you should definitely read the manga is beserk

>>159723014
Indeed

>>159715587
cute

>>159722837
Huh, someone unironically has a list that's the exact opposite of mine

>>159719567
Anime=best girl
Manga=worst girl
LN=absolutely garbage

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>>159715587
>not wanting to marry Aqua
Look at this fag.

>>159724877
That's kinda funny, but also fine. Like I said, all 5 are pretty great.

>>159722508
One you kiss with your mouth and dick. The other you kiss with just your dick.

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the most obvious (and correct) answer

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>>159723064
>adorable clumsy women who will take care of them
Do these even exist outside of 2D?

>>159726121
Yes, but good 3D is extremely hard to find, since they all get nabbed by equally good guys in highschool, and won't advertise themselves on normalfag apps if they didn't. If you're here, just stick to 2D.

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>>159718925
>>159718983
WTF I love Aqua now

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>>159726527
>implying I have a choice

While Megumin is great and all, I can see why Lalatina and Aqua could be considered best.
Megumin is cute but in actual real world living (not literally real world) Aqua and Lalatina would be able to take care of you and both have unique useful aspects besides exploding.

Lalatina is loyal and is of a noble rich family, will wash your back and act as a shield. The submissiveness is both postive and negative, as long as she would stop getting turned own by getting raped by weirdo's and just be submissive to you that would be great.

Aqua can heal you, get water,cook,do laundry, is kinda dumb but is cute, she want to be praised, which I wouldn't mind doing.

All megumin can do is act adorable and explode things. Carrying her around would be nice though.

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>>159727724
I'd be happy to carry her home from practice every day (largely for GAINS) and I'm sure the sex would be incredible, but Megumin could do with a couple more hobbies and skills before she becomes truly 10/10 wife material.

>>159728463
You could use her chest to iron your clothes too.

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>going home to this everyday

whats the conversion rate of eris to USD

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She would be a god-tier friend.

>>159718746
>Live there for years
>Still using 4chan memes from 2017
Good god

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>>159729700
>going home to this everyday

>>159730281
>>159715587

Her personality and overall design is so bad, I literally cannot get any sort of physical attraction to her.
If I was held at gun point and forced to jack off to her or die, I think I'd end up dead.

Asuka and Rei are both mentally unstable, so... no one.

>>159719749
> girl

>>159729313
Megumin ryona doesn't appeal to me, thanks. Besides, her budding mounds aren't flat enough.

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>>159730383
Is this you?

>>159727664
Does this meme slut even have a personality or is she nothing but a pair of tits?

>>159731094
No, because I'm not angry, I just find it odd.
The first time in anime that they made a character so out of my taste that they can flash well drawn ass/tit shots and I feel nothing.

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>>159731408
I want to look EXACTLY like this.

>>159732183
you can do it anon I believe in you!!
you are going to let me fuck you tight ass right?

>>159732406
Relax, dog-kun.

>>159732672
I want to fuck a dog.

>>159719841
Yeah, it's a hard piece of cartilage that protrudes out of his lip to create the illusion of a fang.

>>159732406
Pussy only.

>>159731408
>>159715587
My bodyguards.

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>>159715970
If she's useless as a goddess than what makes you think she'd be any better as a mother?

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>>159727724
You're right when you say Megumin doesn't have any selling points for marriage, she's from a poor family, can't heal you. The life you'd live with her would be very simple, but I think that despite all of that she has the qualities one would look for in a woman.
She's full of bravado, and only runs towards her goal of becoming the strongest explosion mage. That side of her is innocent, like a child who wants to have fun. But at the same time she's levelheaded and mature, making her your equal. Become her pillar of support and she will shower you with unconditional love.

>>159715587
Those are some pointy nipples

>>159731262
she can use the rinnegan

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>>159733087
Read the LN, she is more mother material than any other girl in the series.

>>159719749
that is not a mans body

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>>159732765
>his

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>>159727724

>>159735050
>http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/159661296/#159661296
Go back.

>>159728463
>>159733121
As long as she tries to do some new things I think it would work out just fine.

>>159735050
consider suicide.

>>159735254
Not him though.

>>159735900
Cry more

>>159737299
I'm not saying that you're him, I'm saying that you got the pic from the same place and need to go back.

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>>159733773
It is in Japan.

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tfw no one cares about misato

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>>159738610

You guys are too old for her anyway.

And me too ;_;

>>159715587
Cuck

>>159738688
At the very least I imagine she could use help drinking beer.

Drunk passed out non-sexual cuddling sounds nice

>>159725931
that bitch would blame you for everything even if you weren't married, if anything that's more like putting your dick on crazy, which is a situation that you wanna avoid at all times unless you are just gonna hit and run.

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>>159737346
>the same place and need to go back.
leddit? it's funny because Megumin fanbase is mainly composed by people from there.
I got the picture from another IB btw.

>>159739700
wait I like megumin, and I get the pics I have of megumin from here, that means that I'm a redditor?

>>159739700
>leddit? it's funny because Megumin fanbase is mainly composed by people from there.
Nice projection, redditor.

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>>159715587

Really too much bother to marry, but not a bad person.

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>>159739700
>redditor gets exposed
>projects
Everytime.

>>159733121
>level-headed
>mature
>Megumin

Did we watch the same show? Her temper and childishness caused problems for herself and the group on several occasions, like when she refused to stop blowing up the castle despite being let of with a warning or when she wanted to explode the other adventurers in town for making fun of her.

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>>159739875
You would be an average Meguminfag at best.
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>>159739886
Yeah, whatever. You shouldn't be so salty about pictures posted in an anonymous place from the internet.

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>>159740086
Maybe he's referring to the LN. Doesn't make sense to me either.

>>159715970
Enjoy being in debt while she spends all your money on stupid shit while probably getting you fucked up by mobsters or something.
Unlike Kazuma however you ain't got the luck to deal with her.

>>159739397
as long as she pays for beer I don't really care, I already get blamed for everything and don't have sex so it'd be a general improvement

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>>159729714
Pretty sure Kazuma said eris were equivalent to yen.

>>159740379
No, he's just dumb. Megumin isn't level-headed or mature in the LN.

>>159740086
Anime Megumin is a brat but she mellows out in the LN like the rest of the group.
and by rest of the group I mean her and Darkness.
Kazuma and Aqua hasn't changed, they've probably gotten worse.

>>159740910
Aqua is still the same, but Kazuma definitely got worse.

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Madoka. I don't know how on earth we could possibly be acquainted, but I think she would be fun to hang out with.

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Elf = marriage material

>>159741081
I literally fapped to Sagiri this morning.

>>159741169
Good. It should be a requirement for posting.

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>>159738610
But I want to marry Misato.

>>159741287
If you're into sloots than thats ok.