How is this bitch not in jail?

>>159662402
For what?

>>159663106
Stealing my heart.

>>159662402
because she didn't fuck the bassist

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>>159662402

Because Kyon is God and he doesn't want Haruhi in jail

>>159662402
Underage and lack of evidence.

>>159664029
>tfw turns out Haruhi wished to give godlike powers to Kyon in order to make things more interesting
You know this is true.

>>159664127
>You know this is true.
But what is Sasaki then?
Checkmate Haruhiists.

>>159664127
My theory is that Kyon was always God. That's why he's got 3 cute girls all surrounding him constantly dressing up in skimpy outfits. Even when an episode is supposed to be about Haruhi, it's really about Kyon.

>>159662402
The authorities never take girl-on-girl sexual abuse seriously.

>>159664566

My personal theory is that Haruhi is actually from the same race as Nagato, but figured out auto evolution without the overmind knowing.

She then wipes her own memory, reshapes reality and does a runner, so they can never get hold of the ability.

During the conversation were Nagato is describing Haruhi to Kyon there's almost no difference beween Haruhi and what the overmind can do. Except creating data from nothing, where as the overmind can only change existing data. They're nearly identical.

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>>159663119
She's a serial thief