If she is so envious about bigger boobs then why she isn't

>>159656203
Why didn't Frodo ride the eagles to Mount Doom?

Because that's not how transformation magic works in the series.

>>159656283
>Can raise a penis by magic with no problem
>Bigger boobs with magic? Thats impossible

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>>159656227
Exactly

Magic would be cheating.

>>159656203
As a woman she wants big tits, but deep down she knows that the best men long for the DFC so she stays as she is.

>>159656387
different dragons know different spells

Like Elma didn't know how to open a portal between worlds so she just followed in Toorus wake

>>159656227
Even if we assume there isn't some magic stopping the eagles from approaching Mordor, the Witch King would just intercept them with all the wyverns (fell beasts or whatever) before they made it even close to mount doom, since the eye would see them coming from very far away.

I want kobiyashis seiyuu to rape tohrus seiyuu.

>>159658381
me too

>>159656203
Why don't he asked Tohru to rob the bank/ dungeon so she can live the life of rich neet?

>>159658502
because kobayashi is asian, not black

>>159656227
Word would get out to Sauron and the Nazgul would eventually intercept them on their way through middle earth. Even if they got to mount doom, no entity outside of Tom in the LOTR universe has the willpower to drop the ring into the lava.

>>159658541
Fuck I wish I could be black

Being white didn't used to be hard,,,

I can avoid the police, I cant avoid the entire black community

IT IS A JOKE ANON
A JOKE

>>159656227
Not this fucking meme again. The entire point was to bring ring discretely. That doesn't work if you're flying in plain sight.

>>159656203
What do Tooru's boobs feel like?

>>159658502
they could just loot Fafnirs shit in the other world now that he's a vidya obsessed neet.

>>159659136
Sweet and creamy

>>159658578
Tom only has omnipotence in his own forest, though. We don't know how strong or weak he would be outside of it.

>>159656203
Kobayashi isn't that weak and Tooru knows it.

>>159656227
Because they didn't want Sauron to realize that they were trying to destroy the ring, because once he did they were FUCKED.
Flying on huge eagles right past all of Sauron's spies and watchtowers sounds like a great way to blow the whole op.

>>159659136
bags of sand

>>159656203
Because at her heart she's really a dude, and likes tits on OTHER women.

>>159656227
hmmm

>>159659136
Sandy bags

>>159659136
Scaly bags

>>159656203
In the manga, i believe, tohru asks kobayashi if she wanted bigger boobs and kobayashi just dismisses the proposal. She just doesn't care enough

>>159656227
Why didn't Frodo just catapult the ring into Mount Doom?

>>159656227
Why didn't Talion just kill Sauron?

>>159663075

Kobayashi is just so level-headed and practical. She probably thought "I'll have to get new bras, people will think I got implants, the sudden additional weight will hurt my back," etc.

>>159656387
Iruru didn't just magic a penis onto her, she fully turned her into a man. Transformation magic in the series works by taking your essence and converting it into a new form, so you end up looking like if you had been born as that instead of what you were and it's not permanent either. Kobayshi is so androgynous that she basically looks the same as a man.

Because at this point Kobayashi is more male than female.

>>159663933
she is my husbando.

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>>159663259
Probably so. She has Tohru who can dote on her if she ever feels insecure about her looks, anyway. Then again, Kobayashi probably isn't the type to get deluded about the reality of her appearance even amid a storm of sugar-coated compliments.

I want to have 5 kids with Kobayashi

>>159656227

Because the eagles didn't want anything to do with the lesser peoples of Middle Earth.

I want to eat Tohru's tail steak.

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>>159663176
Now that's old

>>159670814
Sweet mercy, older than dragons.

>>159670814
WINRAR!

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>>159659136
Perfect.

>>159670814
Back when 4chan had reddit-tier memes and comedy.