I wish Lucoa was my mommy
>>159654417
Fag
>>159654417
Why?
>>159654521
>>159654431
imagine the milky milkys
>>159654521
Because she would me nice and caring and love me, and she'd also be sort of lewd and think I'm cute. She'd tell me that it's okay and that I don't have to get a job or go to college again and that I can just stay with her and be her cute little boy forever. And then she'd snuggle me and smoosh me in her boobs. I'd feel embarrassed at first but they'd make me feel nice and safe and I'd fall asleep like that.
>>159654574
also this
>>159654417
Had a neglectful relationship with your mother, so you want to substitute your shit upbringing?
>>159654692
Here, you earned this.
>>159654715
No, she was really really nice when I was little, and then I grew up and now she's just angry and sad and drinks and I wish I was a cute little boy again and that everything was like back then. I wish a cute anime mommy like Lucoa would be my new mommy and be even better to me then how my real mom was back then. She'd use goddess magic and make me cute and little again.
>>159654871
Sounds a bit Oedipal to me
report this filth
>>159654692
I like this.
>>159654871
Enjoy the memories and move on anon.
>>159654930
Then you have shit taste
>>159654417
But that means I would be your stepdad
>>159654904
Well, I mean, I'm not sexually attracted to my own real mommy, but I would probably also be attracted to Lucoa if she was my new mommy. I want to be just like Shouta. I feel really jealous of him.
>>159654951
I can't
>>159654987
No I just only need mommy sorry
>>159654958
t. DFC (Disgusting Flat Chest) fag
>>159655089
Kill yourself you dumb cunt
Lucoa is a lesbian goddess of spics. Also if she's your waifu you just got cucked by an androgynous child
>>159655145
I want to become the androgynous child instead
>>159655043
ive got a pretty good idea as to why your "mommy" is sad and angry
i cant imagine any mother being happy that thier 35 yo virgin son has developed a degenerate fetish about being treated like a child while being fucked by thier mother or "getting milkys"
>>159654417
Well I have the same problems as you (kind-of) in that I'd really like (maybe need) to have a caring and somewhat strict mommy guiding me. I fantasize about that nearly everyday, and I'm very melancholic about everything in my life. I was happy as a kid, and I'm not anymore, and I just wished I could be a kid again and be cared for.
I know the feels, at least somewhat.
>heterochromia
>gradient hair
>busty and "thicc"
Sounds like a generic Deviantart OC
hag enablers, this is your mindest
>>159655173
I'm 20, she doesn't know about it.
>>159655177
Yeah, that would be nice. I'm a little scared about strictness, but it might be nice to have that kind of structure and getting praised when I do good. I like being called a good boy. Maybe that's what I need to feel happy again.
>>159655265
You're a filthy MAMMONE
>>159654417
If she was my mommy i would share her with all my classmates
>milkys meme
You do realise that women only lactate during or after pregnancy? You would have to pump her full of a kid and then your mommy will give the kid all her attention lol
Friendly reminder to put "sage" in the options bar ;)
>>159655265
Maybe. I know that's what I desperately need. And I'd like strictness (as opposed to what happened IRL) to guide me on a better path (things like homework, chores), though not mean strictness, like denying affection and things like that, that's horrible. Just asking for a little bit of effort sometimes, under supervision and with help if needed, which would be rewarded. Structure is nice, because it's both keeping you on the right path, and caring for you, like having a decent bedtime routine, which can be fun.
Honestly, I'd die to just be able to receive a headpat and take a walk while holding a Mommy's hand or something.
>>159655322
Women can still lactate if they take hormones dummy.
>Expect loads of good translated doujins.
>get nothing.
>>159655379
>pumping a love one full of hormones that will have negative effects on them just for a cheap thrill
Fucking faggot
>>159655294
What is that?
>>159654417
I don't because then I wouldn't be able to fuck her
>>159655424
A MAMMONE, Pesci. That's all you are, a fucking MAMMONE
>>159655447
I don't know what a MAMMONE or a pesci is.
>>159655124
>>159655185
Don't you have a containment thread to shitpost in already?
>>159655471
Pesci is a fucking MAMMONE
And a MAMMONE is Italian insult for "Mama's boy".
>>159654417
I stole your'e mum.
>>159655485
do you consider this to be a good thread?
>>159655491
I just like to having a fucking life
>>159655485
>he's such a filthy mammone anyone who isn't a fag is shitposting
>>159655491
>goddess
Too bad she got banished for fucking her sister.
>implying that you're a cute shota
You may have a tiny dick but its still not a shotacock and that's what lucoa wants
>wageslaves
Spotted the basement dwelling mammone. Are you mad mama forgot your tendies and chocky milk? Go hug your cum encrusted body pillow and go jerk off like a good, docile, boy
>>159655471
Italian for mommy's boy. Pesci means fish, though in this context it's a surname. He's implying you're Italian because we don't kick our children out of their houses at 18 so "of course" we're all "mammoni".
But would you fug her OP?
>>159655534
>>159655581
Spotted the ragey wagie.
>Spotted the basement dwelling mammone. Are you mad mama forgot your tendies and chocky milk? Go hug your cum encrusted body pillow and go jerk off like a good, docile, boy
Sorry mate, moved out at 20, you're right I never worked a day in my life though, but I inherited enough that I never will have to. Already did the calculations and put aside enough to live my life as your average middle class should things take a turn to the worst, while the rest is invested (and making me enough profit to not need to touch that safety deposit). I spend my days doing what I want (hobbies) instead of slaving at work, though I'm sure you don't even know what that means as you'd never have time for an actual hobby due to your wageslavery.
The amazing thing is, you've deluded yourself into thinking you wouldn't even want a life without wageslavery if you could.
>>159655690
Oh boohoo we work jobs. You've got mommy issues and fucked way of expressing them. If I don't end up like you I'm fine with earning what I get.
>>159655684
Probably, if she was nice and gentle and guided me and praised me when I do good.
>>159655720
S E E T H I N G
>>159655737
Best part is, I don't even dislike Lucoa. I just called OP a fag and things escalated
>>159655783
God hates hag enablers.
>>159655819
God's dead bitch
>>159655534
Nigga you on the wrong website for that shit
>>159655720
Thanks for proving what I was saying right.
>>159655834
Her features are way too big for her face
>>159655892
Amazing thing is you've deluded yourself into believing that you can be happy not working for anything.
Boom, mic drop, irrefutable because I said so
>>159655940
She's like a little kid or something I don't know
>>159655581
Just because she got banished doesnt mean she doesnt have her powers anymore, she is clearly the most powerfull main character
Having everything provided seems boring though
>>159654417
>>159655968
Not him, but don't pretend anyone would bother with work if they had the opportunity to live comfortable lives pursuing their passions. Perhaps someone would still choose to have a job they like, but that would be closer to having a hobby than to wageslaving.
>>159655968
>he straight up admits he's too much of a wageslave to even consider hobbies existing
Well shit anon you're doing all my arguing for me.
>>159656170
DESU I think I would probably work even if I had enough money to last me the rest of my life, just to give me something else to do.
I might do a different job, or only do it part time though.
>>159656166
I have a serious mommy thing and I find my mom gross to say the least especially in that way. Freud was a coked up hack in general.
I want to be a cute androgynous shota and be taken care of and secretly lusted over by Lucoa. That's all I want in my life.
>>159656170
That's definitely true, but plenty of people find value in doing tasks and producing things. Really the only jobs that wouldn't be worked anymore would be convenience store clerks and menial government jobs. Other than that I believe people would still mostly choose something productive to occupy their time
>>159656173
So is posting dumb shit on /a/ an occupation now? I'd consider it a hobby
>>159655471
You don't know pesci?
I wish I could fuck her
What are some nice mommy-ish things that Lucoa would say to me?
I want to snuggle up with Lucoa and watch Hercules
>>159656941
No clue, found it on either /r/ or /wsr/ and just decided to keep it
>>159654753
i wish Tanya was my mommy
m-mommy please don't wear shirts like that
i cant tell if this shit is one big epic troll or mommyposters are real and actually this pathetic
at least i know i havent hit rock bottom yet
>>159657783
>at least i know i havent hit rock bottom yet
Yeah, it's a pretty good public service, no matter how much of a filthy, lazy, corpulant NEET you might be, at least you're not one of them.
>>159657783
I can't speak for the others, but I'm OP and I haven't made anything up or exaggerated. This is really how I feel. I also didn't know that the existence of mommyposters was debated.
>>159657689
Where did she even get a shirt like that?
>>159657783
>>159657871
Mommyposters are mostly trolls, but I'm in a similar situation as to OP and I can confirm that I feel similarly and that I want/need a mommy, and that there are people who'd like to have a mommy guide them.
I want Lucoa to tell me what a good little boy I am. And then I want her to tell me what good little boys get.
>>159654417
Fine, as long as I'm your grandfatherSo she can call me daddy
>>159659369
This tbqh
Would mommy mind if I played with her horns?
>>159654417
Do you think she would be okay with one grabbing her horns and moving her head around while she gives fellatio?
I want to touch her belly
>>159659879
I bet it's squishy and fun to play with and warm to snuggle against!
I wish Dante from Devil May Cry was my mommy.
Because he would me nice and caring and love me, and he'd also be sort of lewd and think I'm cute. He'd tell me that it's okay and that I don't have to get a job or go to college again and that I can just stay with him and be his cute little boy forever. And then he'd snuggle me and smoosh me in his chest. I'd feel embarrassed at first but they'd make me feel nice and safe and I'd fall asleep like that.
Honestly, I'd die to just be able to receive a headpat and take a walk while holding a Mommy (Dante)'s hand or something.
Her body just looks so warm and squishy and inviting and safe
BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?
>>159660018
Nothing, they're beautiful. I could get lost in them.
>>159659879
Uncanny belly.
Remember the picture with a fat Lucoa pinning Shouta to the wall with her massive belly and looking down at him? I thought that was pretty hot
why not belldandy?
>>159660738
Is she a nice mommy?
>>159660892
yes
>>159655412
Don't lie, there is one where that retarded shota is cucked by a superior fat old man and that's all that really matters.
>>159661257
That sounds so horrible. Lucoa would never do that.
>>159661310
https://exhentai.org/g/1047450/8e47338183/
aw yeah, that's the good shit. The only reason I didn't pick up Maid Dragon was because of this stupid shota.
THIS, is a real mommy.
>>159660018
Her eyes is the attracting factor. Without those she's just another bbw with feminist hairdye
>>159654417
>This anon call every characters with nice big tits as his Mommy
Anon, I love mother son incest route & /ss/ hentai too but I think you really has some issues.
>>159654417
>Thousand of Azteck kids were "sacrificed" to this
>>159661377
k-kimo!
>>159661443
I don't know, maybe...
>>159661374
I'm not going to read that, and Shouta is cute and cool. I wish I was just like him.
>>159661557
Miss Kobayashi is love.
>>159661949
I want to save Miss Kobayashi from the endless nightmare Hell of wageslavery.
>>159662001
>wanting to take Kobayashi's independence as a strong woman that don't need no man
DEMONS OUT
BLESSINGS IN
>>159662573
She's suffering. She doesn't want this anymore, it's eating away at her. She doesn't NEED a man, I was thinking she could just become a NEET and get SSI or something
Fox mommy.
>>159665250
why is her belly so big
>>159665714
She's carrying 3 pups.
>>159665774
Do you think she's happy?
>>159654417
I have Oedipus complex Would this show be good for my daily dose or is it shit?
The anime ends on the note that Kobayashi as a human will die long before her dragon companions. Tohru accepts this and decides to just enjoy the time that they have together. This series however completely fails to address the actual dark reality. Kobayashi is a woman. She is biologically designed to want to take cock inside of her. A few more years and her biological clock will go off and she will be compelled to seek out a male for the sole purpose of procreation.
At that point Tohru will either have to leave and basically admit to her father that he was right,or quietly live out the next few decades as a cuck. Every night with her ear against the door to Kobayashis room she would cry, listening to Kobayashis squeals from the violent love making with her husband. Eventually Kobayshi gives birth to a boy.Kobayashi would die before her husband because of her alcoholic tendencies, and on her deathbed she would ask Tohru to please look after her husband and son.
Tohru would then have to spend the next few decades looking after the man she hated. The one who took everything from her. Keeping her promise to her dear deceased friend she would clean after this man, cook for him,scrub his back without a towel, fellate him, and anything else he requested. He would come home drunk at times and get violent with his son. In order to protect the son, Tohru would bring the father to his room. She'll spread her legs and beg him to dump every last drop of his seed. Once the act is completed, the drunk husband will fall into a deep sleep.
Time passes and the husband finally dies.The son and Kanna get married. Knowing that the son will be fine she returns to her world, having kept her promise. Her father would then ask her if she enjoyed her time in the human world.As a single tear falls from her face she would remember the few good years she had with just Kobayashi and Kanna and say yes.
>>159654692
What kind of mom would do that? Are you stupid?
>>159666115
It's a nice show regardless, but the bits with Lucoa and Shouta definitely did that for me.
>>159666265
Well not my original mommy, but lucoa could do thst because she's not my biological mommy.
>>159654692
My melanin encrusted bretheren.
>>159654692
>She'd tell me that it's okay and that I don't have to get a job or go to college again and that I can just stay with her and be her cute little boy forever
No girl would ever do that anon. Mothers usually want their children togrow up.
>>159666048
The manga seems to depict her and the MC as a very happy couple.
>>159666673
That's why nothing feels good with my real mommy anymore. I didn't want to get older but it happened anyway, and now she's sad and angry all the time because she has to work and I won't grow up because I don't want to because I just want things to go back to the way they were when I was little. I want to be little again. Lucoa would probably be okay with that, she'd use magic to keep me cute and little forever and take care of me, and it'll be like it was back then but with extra fun and I'd never have to be scared of it ending again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30wBulgFw_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9qLZ1_P5xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1vRSAAAiZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6zsTaUDjTo
I like to listen to these and some other similar ones when I go to sleep. I have been nearly every night for a while now. It's kind of hard to sleep without them.
>>159667165
>those thumbnail
The fuck?
>>159666891
Anon...Lucoa isn't realthat's never going to happenyou're only going to get oldereventually your mother will die
So will you fight or perish like a dog?
>>159667393
She's real in my heart, maybe if I wish enough it could happen, or I could lucid dream about it or something. I'm scared of getting older and I'm scared of my real mommy dying and I worry about it a lot to the point where I can't do anything. All I feel like I can do is be sad about it and hope things go back to the way they were. I don't want to be an adult, I feel like there's nothing worth it for me, so all I can do is try to make things like how they were as much as I can and remember when things were better.
>>159655940
>her
>>159668863
Yeah
>>159657488
>tfw Tanya is my mommy
>>159655322
A drunk coworker said he drank his wife's breasts milk and it was disgusting.
What the hell is this thread?
>>159668257
Can I be your bull?
>>159654417
what if Lucoa had breast cancer
would you still love her?
>>159655322
Incorrect. Non-pregnant women can lactate provided their breasts and nipples are stimulated for a long enough time. After a couple weeks of regular stimulation her body will respond by producing milk.
>>159667165
Hey I remember you from that thread on a certain other board. Keep fighting the good fight anon, and stay clear from 3DPD.
>>159669874
What do you mean?
>>159669962
Thanks Anon. I'll try my best...!
>>159666141
What if Kobayashi was infertile all along?
>>159666141
>Implying Thoru cant just magic herself a fat cock.
Are you even trying?
>>159666265
Lucoa, learn to fucking read
>>159654417
not even best titty dragon
>>159671029
Also the cutest and the best ass dragon. Literally best of everything.
>>159671098
Kanna has a superior ass
OP is kind of cute. I hope he'll find happiness.
>>159660738
ntr goddess
>>159657783
It's real.
>tfw mommy lucoa will never jerk you off and let you suck on them nips
Why live
>>159672357
What would she said say during it? M-Maybe she'd just hum a lullaby...
>>159669838
Nozomi would make a great mommy too.
>>159672543
There'd probably be a lot of "ara ara" and "yoshi yoshi" and "ufufufu"