Why Do You Love Her?
I'm currently on Day 13 of the Fate route of the original (i.e. NOT Realta Nua) and I'm enjoying it pretty well except for that tsundere slut Rin.
Convince me to watch Aprocrypha.
Animation is still cool, I love how they make the servants look strong as fuck ( mordred you're way too cool) like they're supposed to. Also, just basing this off the manga. But aren't they cutting shit way too much? Everything feels rushed and we're getting inconsistencies due to that. For example, how the caster of black was summoned before the other servants. Even tho I'm enjoying the anime so far, it's painfully obviously they're rushing things and the hole cuts between factions is not done well at all
>Fate threads are now gay general
>only watched Zero
>Mordred looks hot
>thinking about giving Apocrypha a shot since w/a/tches are usually fun
>do some research on the show
>realize OP's pic related is a dude
Yeah, fuck no.
I'm surprised we don't have a servant that has rebelled against their master. Did you simply miss the big grey smiling guy not listening to anyone and just charging head on?
Its pretty cool that they actually gave seigfreid some lines for the anime. He was immediately told to not say a word by his master in the LN. like when vlad asked if seigfreid can handle mordred, in the LN he just nodded but here it was a "certainly". Of course i expect the no talking rule for battle but it's nice the have sumanai interact with others.
They appear quite a bit, but sadly, they are not the main focus. That goes to one of the most hated characters in the entire Nasuverse, though he isn't hated because he's evil or a villain. He's hated because he's so bland and uninteresting that he basically ruined Apocrypha.
The episode was great due to the interactions however A1 is really slacking off in the animation department, there were a lot of scenes that looked REALLY average then bad. I thought they would put more effort seeing that they are not releasing any other anime this season.
shes a dick
Would you still like Fate if Saber was voiced by John Oliver?
We all know that the only way to properly dub Saber would be to edit together vocal recordings of Graham Chapman.
Fucking each other senseless in Avalon
You can but the source material sucks in this case, give UBW a try first see if it is up your alley.
Yes. There is an epilogue after you finish all the routes
He starts the reason why it goes to shit.
Is this the fate thread for today?
I want to watch Illya 3rei but I can't find any downloads for the BDs with all the specials. Can anyone please help me out?
I want that monster hiding behind the platter to be presented to me on the platter while it's big, hot, and throbbing.
>literally study Ariosto's Orlando Furioso and write 10,000 word essay on Astolfo's trip to the moon
>Stories about Charlemagne and his knights fighting the saracens seem pretty cool
>Top tier chivalric high fantasy, a well regarded epic of poetic fiction within the Western literary canon
>Japan turns Astolfo into a trap
>He doesn't know about male:netorare
>acknowledging a character's personality is homosexual
Wanna know how I know you're mentally deficient?
And why the fuck are people bumping this thread when there's another thread up for the show? >>159648886
What are you hiding down there you stupid dork??
The idea of the Alters bullying Astolfo is really fucking amausing
The idea of the Alters bullying Astolfo is really fucking
igou, Kotomine, and Semiramis interactions were interesting to watch, Mordred's berserker like fighting style was reasonably shown, Astolfo is best trap, and Uncle Vlad remains awesome. It's easier to get Mordred's popularity after watching her animated rather than just reading about it in the LN. Not much more to say about this episode since it was just setting things up.
Everybody is more hardcore than Jeanne Alter.
Even MHX Alter is more hardcore.
Get cucked, homo nigger. I actually rolled him.
She(he) is my cute wife(husband)
It's not gay if the artists do their job right
>But is throwing your sword like you did in the end fair game?
>Who cares? Winner takes it all!
Were they translating with their eyes closed or what? Here's what they really talk about: Kairi thinks that throwing the sword was more flashy than practical and Mordred repells his concern by stating that if she wins it doesn't matter if she has been showing off.
Nice guesslation, UTW. Aren't you supposed to be good?
But... that's pretty much what the translation says. Can you not read anon?
I'm convinced most people bitching about translation are ESL's who can't read anything but direct and simple English.
Pure, with them digits? Bakana.
>"stop liking things I don't like"
>not literally /v/
That's what you get for replying to shitposters. These same retards will continue to ruin these threads and you're enabling them.
>These same retards will continue to ruin these threads and you're enabling them.
This. Astolfofags are a plague
>I have posted before in this thread
Yes what is your point.
Why are normies always get triggered this hard by traps?
>normies are an entry-tier normie fetish for newfags
>be so triggered you lose the ability to think and write properly
E M B A R R A S S I N G
>"Anon you have shit taste"
>"W-Well you're just triggered, n-n-normie!"
I agree with the sentiment that spamming = shitposting but it's you who needs to leave if anything.
Traps have always been welcome here. This is the board that made boku no pico and Bridget famous. If you don't like something then then either ignore it or shut the fuck up about it. Traps have always been and will always be part of this place.
>go full damage control
stop embarrassing you're self on an anonymous chinese handknitting web forum
Why is this girl (male) suddenly a big deal when we have loads of them.
Fuck right off with your assumptions newfag. I can see you are trying very hard to fit in but the fact that you boogeyman this hard and even consider having an agenda against traps screams you don't belong here.
go back to /v/
It triggered a normie into shitposting and then into a full blown meltdown, it's fun to watch him hand free (you)s like candy.
>somebody makes a typo or some shit
>"lolololol u mad *reaction images* u so mad"
>"Astolfo faggots are not from /v/"
Can we stop shitposting and post Mordred in this trying time?
I don't understand the idea that traps = any other board then here in the first place. Probably because I've only been on two boards for the last decade. I just figured that the low thread quality and spamming was due to summer. I can't argue that reddit doesn't like traps because I wouldn't know, but I do know it's strange for anyone on /a/ do have an agenda against traps.
If it's the behavior you are reacting to we are on the same page.
>inb4 yeah and the second board is /v/
I'm a fa/tg/uy.
Can we all just agree braids are the best hairstyle.
Youre in a fateshit thread and trying to argue with lifelong shitposters. You must be new to fateshit if you are surprised by this level of autism. They can go much, much further.
Either way, Jannu doesn't like her(him).
This is the most popular character of the season
Say something nice about her
>My meat expands beyond it's limits.
>thread has trap in OP
>instead of letting it die shitpost it until it's fully revived again
Either you played yourselves or this was 4d chess
Here's five (5) cute facts about Astolfo:
1. She is a boy!
2. Her braid and fang is cute!
3. I love her!
S(he)'s too pure for that pool. Put Mordred in it.
Since we've gone this far I have a question for any nasuversed schol/a/rs.
Is there anything even remotely cannon about Astolfo trying to be a trap/being gay or whatever? Or is it just a cute character design for the hell of it?
>Astolfo’s clothes are based on his tastes—no, not his tastes; rather, he wore them in order to calm and appease Roland, who went mad after he was spurned by the woman he loved. The reason he had that appearance when he was summoned is probably because the Greater Grail decided that that was the point of “Astolfo’s heyday”. How cruel.
He sounds like a cool guy.
What? So is the consensus a nes? Or plain no?
He dresses in women's clothes and acts cute and intimate with people he likes, but he's not gay?
>He dresses in women's clothes and acts cute and intimate with people he likes, but he's not gay?
That's exactly it.
Read pic related from left to right, because someone fucked it up.
I want to lock up Astolfo in my dungeon and whore him out to any anon willing to pay my pitifully low price of entry, letting countless anons feverishly use his soft, youthful body like a meat toilet, milking themselves off in his throat and ass over and over again until he is completely mindbroken and incapable of thinking of himself as anything other than a receptacle for cocks. I want to put him into chastity and shove the biggest vibrator I have into his ass and watch him squirm in agony I turn the vibration up high and down low, his body contorting in sweaty rhythmic fits as his prostate is pushed to the absolute height of pleasure. I want to feed him every aphrodisiac there is and make him beg for release so he can finally cum, and deny it to him day after day. I want to push his body to its absolute physical limits until he loses all capacity for higher brain functioning and regresses into a pre-developemental state where his only source of meaning is having clients use his body like so much discount meat at the butcher. I want to splinter his psyche and ravage his body in ways only the Marquis de Sade could imagine.
If Atstolfo took your virginity, could he find it in his moon vault and give it back to you?
Mordred is honestly like a Berserk Saber in her fighting style. No other Saber would throw their sword at an enemy and then proceed to beat another to death WITH THEIR BARE HANDS.
Can you explain to me why Siegfried is often referred to as Sumanai in the fandom? I'm not really part of the Nasu fandom except the Animes so I don't know where that comes from.
Siegfried is a top tier heroic spirit and one of the strongest Saber class servants you can get, and he has very powerful noble phantasms. But in the game Fate Grand Order he is pathetically weak in gameplay and since the phrase he says the most is Sumanai(Sorry) he basically turned into a meme within the fandom.
Yep pretty much thought the same thing. I'm german too and love the Nibelungenlied. I was pretty sad when I saw that he was no more than a walking talking meme in the FGO community. At least he's pretty strong against Dragons.
I want to make her hips move on their own if you know what I mean.
Who is the cutest and why is Mordred?
Arturia's a bitch.
The person that posted the image said it was the penis summon for good rolling luck. I didn't look the source up.
We need more Shakespeare
I would not have intercourse with him but I'd probably jerk off Astolfo while holding his naked body against mine so I could listen to his excited breathing, feel his sweaty tendons pulsating, and smell his labored male odor.
Medb Is cute as fuck
would let her rape me
>Flat is only in this series as a cameo
I'm out. Let's face it, no one - servant or master, male or female - will EVER be as cute as him.
I'll handle a dick with my hands (and have been doing so for years) but I'm not about to put something in my mouth or my ass or stick my member in someone else's.
I just want that cute body to be pleasured.
I already fapped to him today, don't force my hand op
>/a/ has a million yuri threads (Yuri is a generic repetetive cancer which boils down to ''Girl meets girl becomes lesbian after meeting her'')
No one cares
>ibn4 anon speaks of fujo
It's the end of the world
This is why fansubbers hate trying to sub. People go out and watch garbage subs because it's the fastest. The subs that were out before were so atrocious. You would've been better off watching it raw.
Both, the Throne of Heroes is funny that way.
He's as strong as Karna when he's serious, but he always apologizes because of his deep regrets in life.
>Siegfried is a character in a tragedy that spread through Europe concerning the dragon slaying and the gold of the Rhine, and his character became established with the ancient epic "The Song of the Nibelungs".
>Siegfried was the prince of a noble lineage that face several adventures. And then he heard rumors of the beautiful Kriemhild of Burgundy, and proposed to her... And so the tragedy began.
>Actually, Siegfried is not the main character of "The Song of the Nibelungs". The real main character is his wife Kriemhild, and this epic is the tale of the most terrible revenge brought upon by her despair and hatred.
>As such, the details of his adventures, including the felling of the evil dragon Fafnir and the obtaining of the demonic sword Balmung, are just told of as hearsay by the characters, not actually showed.
>In the first chapter of the main game, when he tells that he doesn't remember anything of when he faced Fafnir, it is because nobody had actually seen that or told anything about it.
>At the end of his adventures, Siegfried obtained a coat that hided his figure, the demonic sword Balmung, and finally defeated the evil dragon Fafnir and became a dragonslayer.
>However, most of those heroic battles went untold...
>And without spending in any significant degree the gold of the Rhine, he entrusted his best friend his only weakness.
>From Siegfried's point of view, it was the best way to solve the antagonism between Kriemhild and the wife of his brother-in-law, but he committed a fatal mistake.
>That Kriemhild loved him so much that she didn't mind selling her own soul to the devil if it was to get revenge for her death husband.
>Her hatred wasn't pointed only to the killer Hagen but also to her own brother Gunther. And the Kriemhild herself, trapped in her hatred, is defeated by a chivalrous attack.
>Furthermore, the sword Kriemhild used to kill Hagen was Siegfried's beloved Balmung, so there are people that say that after twists and turns Siegfried could get his revenge.
>However, it is also certain that Siegfried and Hagen had been friends that shared their wine and dreams.
>If he is summoned as a Servant, Siegfried will think of himself.
>About how he is told of as a hero that killed a dragon, but in the end the only thing he did was giving birth to further tragedy.
>An absolute retribution, like it's saying that since you shed so much blood until now, you will also shed the blood of the persons you protected.
>For this reason, his self-esteem is always negative, and he is constantly murmuring,
>that one Halloween event where he apologizes for sending us back to the beginning
Alternate realities - TYPEMOON's one-size-fits-all cop out excuse which allows for both everything and nothing to be canon simultaneously.
None of those are examples of alternate universes, don't be a secondary.
Bedivere is an example of alternate universe hero. Jack is just an enigmatic hero, so whenever the grail tries to summon him it just picks the closest thing it can figure out, since there is no "real" jack. Or at least if there is a real jack, neither of the two jacks we have are the real jack. Apoc Jack is something seen as a monster during the same age as real jack, but was not likely to be the real killer. Apoc Jack is the grudges of the dead london children who died on the streets that all merged together into a wraith. FSF Jack is the accumulated fear the townspeople felt towards jack the ripper, in other words he's "the legend" of Jack come to life, he is people's fears and expectations.
Apoc Vlad is Vlad at the apex of his life as a count, a nobleman. While Extra Vlad is his apex as a crusader, a heretic destroyer. Also Extra Vlad is Vlad from the end of his life, while Apoc is from his younger years.
>Which is legit
That's not really how it works
I think the real question here is: How will the 'mana transfers' take place here?
But they have their own class interactions with each other (except Shielder) so wouldn't spreading them around a bit more make the class interaction chart feel a bit more functional? I love games with confusing weakness and resistance charts.
What is being licked here?
I can't tell what's going on...
you do realize that there's a translation patch that takes all the good of realta nua and mixes it with all the good from the original. its like realta nua with nothing cut from it. Like, you're trying to be autistic, but you're not doing a very good job, anon.
The problem is not traps.
The problem is a trap derailing Fate threads.
He'll ruin social media discussion of the show. It will put off many "new customers".
Frankly, I think this is as big a deal as many of the male historic figures being played by women in the show (saber in particular).
While that hormone imbalance does occur, it is very greatly exaggerated. Psychological conditioning is the major factor to men become fuckbois and cucks. Hell there are some awfully hairy traps on /gif/ sometimes.
When one can not see the true nature of the world, they become like this. When they fail to see what the system tries to do to them, they obediently obey it in a submissive manner.
The increasing complexity and size is making people feel more powerless to this system, hence the rise in trap population.
Water and foods do fuck all. It's ALL psychological.
And frankly - it's satan's form of eugenics.
It just isn't the same without Kotomine's deep manly voice.
Tohsaka Rin has done everything
with old men for money.
Yes, Saber Alter canonically bullies Jeanne Alter for fun.
I think everyone is fine with a sexy Artoria and Mordred.
The problem is exactly people dont understanding the situation going on, but for the people that dont know too much about the series, Astolfo will remain a gilr until the show decides to reveal he is not.
It's pure fan service and it might ruin any scraps of plot left in the series.
I frankly don't like historical figures played by women.
It's like that tv show "Vikings" on the history and they introduced a princess of china (impossible at that period) and a "feminist paradise" where the town becomes run by sheildmaidens (highly unlikely).
The historical inaccuracy of just the character annoys me. Pet peeve of mine.
right, I agree with your Vikings comparison. Nonetheless, and this is why I defend Artoria, is that at least the VN gives some backstory and lore on that character, the same with Emiya, the other ones are left hanging.
For me, the only thing this show as to do is show Mordred past and her relationship with Artoria so we understand her hate for her father/mother.
I do not like how Astolfo is meant to represent Charlemagne's paladins.
It just makes it really odd. It looks odd and feels odd.
Like it makes the plot worse having such a stupid historical inaccuracy for the sake of fan service. I hate that. It's really annoying.
Artoria made a splash because it was unexpected. These days though, fucking EVERYBODY was actually a cute girl according to Nasuverse - Attila, Nero, Frankenstein...
These days I'm more surprised when a character actually does look somewhat close to their historical basis.