I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Samefag
>>159581232
I thought I wanted to do it once.
I like it, you can stop now.
>>159581267
But he did it once.
I fish I could like it.
>>159581232
Be careful when eating fish.
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
>>159581512
MODS
I think I've seen this fish somewhere before.
>>159581512
FINDS
i would rather pet the nice fishie than eat it
>>159581306
>>159581512
>>159581712
N-no bully please.
>>159581512
Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.
https://youtu.be/XHfyLv6t5to
>>159581232
I am the fin of my fish.
>>159581910
I am the grasp of my bewbs.
It's shit
I am indifferent to it.
>>159581267
>>159581306
I'm running out of eggs.
>>159583100
Hello!
>>159584027
BOO!
FAKE NEWS!
Freddie on the fish page!
>>159584534
Stop making fun of God, filthy heretic!
>>159586096
Stop eating those fish!
Thanks doc.
Fish
>>159591010
WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!?!?!
>>159581512
this is actually possible in the Nasuverse
>>159583100
Sorry fish, but I cannot have feelings for my food.
>>159595078
She doesn't feel her food?