Why does he jerk off here and how does he do it while standing?

>>159553451
He pulled out his dick and fapped. What part of this is evading you?

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>>159553451
>>159554002
That's just you desu senpai. You should get that checked out.

>>159554002
just gotta practice man. I had a similar issue with certain positions, but if you just go for it you'll be able to do it after a while. Or just do it when you're really backed up. you can usually get hard and cum from any position then.

>>159554002
Same for me except it's sitting instead of lying down.

>>159554002
feel sorry for your girl man

>>159554002
And what warrants this blogpost, exactly?

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>>159554143
>my girl

>>159554073
Also, how does he jizz so much when he masturbates standing? When I do it sitting up or standing, there's a little poof compared to the volcano explosion while lying down.

>>159554435
Works the opposite way for me. I jack off lying down most of the time and it's usually a little spurt of nothing, but I get skeet all over the place if I do it standing. That's why I stopped standing.
Basically you're going to have questions until you just accept that everybody jerks off differently and that the fact that he managed to nut standing up is NOT the significant thing about this scene.

Shoulda came on them titties.

>>159554002
>evafags

>>159554719
> is NOT the significant thing about this scene

Why didn't he feel her up or outright rub his cock on her body?

>>159553451
Anno really told off waifufags with this one.

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>>159554002
what a fucking faggot you are kouhai. I learned to rub one out with pants on when I was 12

>>159554002
Actually in what situation would you fap while standing? I'm always either lying down or sitting.

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>>159554002
KEK.

>>159553451
>>159554002
I can cum just from humping my pillow and I'm almost 30. What the fuck is wrong with your dick?

>>159554925
Wait, so you'd just cum in your pants? Did people tease you for your smell in high school?

>>159555225
Cum smells? I never smell anything

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>>159554002
>I can't fap to completion standing up.
I bet you never fap in the bathroom, Son.

>>159555405
So now the question is whether you're just too used to the smell that you no longer notice it or whether you're just completely nose blind.

When you're cooking food, can you tell it's ready by the smell from across the room? Can you tell what other people are cooking by smell alone?

>>159555411
I have. I just stretch out my legs.

>>159555225
you truly are a normie. I used to have an erection non-stop back in school so I had to wear boxers on top of briefs to mask the shape. it was thick enough to contain the smell should I need to blow a load.

>>159555225
>>159555405
>>159555463
Not that anon, but my cum smell kinda sweet. I'm worried if I got diabetes or something.

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You're all gay

>>159555561
do you eat your cum?

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>>159555066
Also, I guess porn stars or whatever.

>>159555606
Yeah, that's not really news. Thanks anyway though.

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I haven't laughed so hard in years.
Thank you, /a/.

>>159555648
>someone standing right behind him
This man is a rockstar.

>>159555544
Dude, every guy gets random hardons when they are a teenager. It's more unusual for you NOT to have them. But you don't just cum in your pants. That's fucking nasty.

>>159555561
It's supposed to contain all the nutrients needed for sperm to survive up to a few days, so it's going to have some sugar in it. What you eat will influence how it tastes, though. A diet rich in pineapple, almonds and stuff like that will make it taste better. Garlic, onions, large quantities of meat and the like will make it taste worse. Keep your clean and eat a good diet and your GF will probably enjoy giving you BJ's a lot more. Play your cards right and when she has her period is basically an uninterrupted week of BJ's.

>>159556113
>Keep your dick* clean...

>>159556113
>But you don't just cum in your pants

I used too when I was 12-13. I also was smart enough to realize to do this shit before taking a bath. Who the fuck would walk around like that is my question?

>>159554435
>he cums only a few drops
You might as well castrate yourself if you can't fap for shit.

>>159556476
I hope you did your own laundry at least.

>>159556597
Obviously. I had a really religious family and was paranoid as all shit. Had to constantly delete my internet history selectively. No way in fuck would i let anything like that slip past me.

>>159556113
>random hardons
nigga I am talking about getting hardons from just looking at my crush's wrist. I had to condition myself by watching gay porn and yaoi just so I'd be creeped out thinking about sex. I would blow at least 3 load before going to school to prevent myself from embarassment. this isnt "random", I actually wanted to fuck every single thing that passes as a female. for christ sake I humped a fucking layer of mattress because I though it would feel like a vagina.

>>159557903
Dude, I'd literally just be sitting listening to music or reading a book and pop a hard-on I guess I must've REALLY liked that issue of popular mechanics! Puberty fucks your shit up. That's normal.

>>159553451
Why is EoE so fucking hard to find on DVD

>>159559720
she fucking fat and ugly is what she is

>>159555544
>normie
It is normalfag

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>>159553451
a-anon i think you should see a doctor

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am i the only one whose dick has been slowly hardening as i read through this thread? can't just be me

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>>159559720
>>159560314

It's boring overrated garbage. People praise it as the best thing ever, yet in reality the story is shitty, poorly written to the point where people try and justify it as "Deep" or " Full of hidden meanings." No! it's just poor writing. The characters are one-dimensional, and please don't get me started on Shinji.

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>>159561987

>>159554819
to prepare you for how the rest of the series was going to be

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>tall
>stand up
>dizzy/vision turns to static/lose boner
suffering

>>159553451
>Why does he jerk off here
He's a somnophile. He also kissed her when she was sleeping.

>>159561987
does thinking about dirty nerds getting hard ons excite you?

>>159562737
No he didn't

>go to /a/
>talk about mens' health
>go to /fit/
>talk about goal anime body
I like this website

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herro ohayou gozaimasu anon-tachi, this isu hideaki anno desu. pureasu to stop mastrubate when looking at the the little girl's oppai and pantsu desu. your ejacurations is environmental hazard that make baby gojirra sad and to cry. sankyu for your time, some neighborhood kodomo here now, i must go play ultra man wis zem. please look forward to shin seiki ebangerion 3.0+1.0=4.0 in 2030. domou arigatou gozaimashita

>>159561987
If reading about how a bunch of fat nerds masturbate gives you a hard on, you are a homosexual, anon.

>>159562082
>It's boring overrated garbage
Doesn't make that whale any less ugly.

>>159553451
>how does he do it while standing?
What do you mean? Fapping while standing isn't any different from fapping while sitting.

>>159567861
It's harder than when laying on bed or sitting

>find this thread in the catalog
>more than half the posts are in response to a post that got deleted.
uhhhhhhhh

anyway, I don't know if I would jerk of to my comatose co-worker's tits. I'd probably move her over and go to sleep since you don't get since sleep is hard to come by when you live with a drunk lady and punch giant aliens for a living

>>159560255
because the slants are a bunch of retarded faggots that can't be bothered to release some fucking blurays, everything besides the rebuilds are out of print except for japan.

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>>159553451
if he can do it, he's less of a beta than you

>>159553451

What a beta faggot. He could have fondled all her soft things but instead he just played with his thing.

>>159569359
I need to proof read things before I post.

>Anyway, I don't know if I would opt to jerk off to my comatose co-worker's tits. I'd probably move her over and go to sleep. When you punch aliens for a living and live with an alcoholic that owns a penguin and a 14 year old that yells all the time, it's hard to get some quality rest.

But seriously, fapping while standing doesn't feel good at all.

>>159569490
He's gay

Honestly, if you can't masturbate while standing there's something wrong with your dick.

>>159569657
Yes, it does. It's fine if you prefer other positions, but it still feels good.

Gee, what did 1595540002 say? The gist of it. Everyone replies to him but the comment is gone.

>>159569842
Stop being new/phoneposting and you'll know

>>159553451
> Why does he jerk off here and how does he do it while standing?

I once jerked off under a bridge. It's easy.

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Can one conjecture that the reason anon can't rub one out when he's standing is because his penis can't stand due to the lack of blood pressure he's normally used to when lying down?

>>159554719
...There was something significant about this scene?

>>159570404
The tits. What are you, an idiot?

But why did he do it?

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>>159570298
pervert

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>>159570353
>due to the lack of blood pressure
Is this true? Please elaborate.

>>159553451
This anime is shit and you're thinking about it too much.
>>159569490
>molesting someone in their sleep
This is why no girl will ever want to touch your small penis.

>Asuka always joking with him
>always teasing him
>always badmouthing him
>just fap over her while standing to feel superior
>scream "NOW WHO IS THE USELESS SHINJI??? WHO BITCH? WHO???"

Would do the same.

>>159570353
No, it's just harder to rub one out in positions you're not used to. I CAN finish when I'm standing or laying down, but it takes quite a bit longer than my normal sitting position. I really have to force them out, though. I assume that anon could fap while standing if he did it long enough, not because he can't get it up.

>>159553451
Now, what I don't understand is how he managed to jerk off to her in the first place. I don't know about every man, but I personally find it difficult to jerk off to ugly, disgusting, dog-like women.

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>>159571748
(you)

>>159560255
I have two copies, been meaning to sell one desu

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>>159571748
Fapping to transvestite is a clear sign of homosexual mental illness

>>159573969
>something something toilet something
>something something tranny with some muscular fan art or something
>something something more toliet pics
There, I predicted the rest of this thread.

>>159553451
He was jerking to her tits, so of course he need to be close to her.

>>159569490
I believe that he just didnt outright rape her right there because whatever was left of his sanity was holding him back.

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>>159553451
maybe his semen has healing powers?

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>>159570404
Yes? Are you a fucking idiot?

>>159569828
>there's something wrong with your dick
You mean blood pressure.

What was the meaning of this scene?

>>159576810
Well, I'm not a doctor so I can't know that. Also, is a problem in your blood pressure better or worse than a problem in your dick?