How would you handle this situation?

Fuck my dad.

>>159486807
>come in me son!!

>>159486497
Surprise for a bit
Confirmation
then,
>MY NAAAME IS SUUUUE
>HOW DOOOO YOUUUU DO
>NOW YOU GON' DIE!

>>159486497
Confirm it, then start making fun of him mercilessly.

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[x] Molest dad

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>>159489207
My nigger.

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Reminder that Blackjack can turn you into a little girl.

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>>159489207
He kicks like a mule, and bites like a crocodile.

>>159486497
Glad to know the artist of Midori no Hibi is still alive

>>159489309
But your attempts at mockery would fall apart once he sees you have a boner.