Stream later today friends.
What do you want to see, what questions answered whenever Arcadia Lost begins?
>>159454298
>What do you want to see, what questions answered whenever Arcadia Lost begins?
I want to learn more about Chaiman Kasumi of United Earth in the year 2049 and the fight against the Siliconians.
Redumping here just because the last thread died.
>>159454879
>>159454923
TheoMaster apparently tried to sabotage all of this and is considered to be a traitor to humankind (or at least by Kasumi).
Spaced based TSFs. Age hired 5 new mecha designers just for this chapter alone.
https://twitter.com/c_b_industry/status/879706394257047552
>>159455016
In the future, humans have spaceships and G-Reactors. They also have Rutherford-Kouzuki shields for everything.
>>159455078
The warpgate Fomalhaut. How humans achieve FTL.
>>159455117
A spaceship traveling though the warpgate.
>>159455155
Another closeup of a TSF.
>>159454879
What the flying fuck? When was the last thread?
>>159455199
In the future, anti aging has basically allowed humans to indefinitely stay at their prime.
>>159455255
Kouki's foreword. Basically says so long, and thanks for all the fish. This is more than just fanservice, if the stream leaks and rumor mill is anything to go off of.
The last panel. Words line up with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eEcBuYj4v8#t=1m03s
>>159455247
Here:
>>159386063
>>159454923
Stupid bunny.
>>159454879
Grown up Kasumi never it looks like. What a shame.
>>159455016
When will we see TSFs based on new aircraft in the world? I mean it's nice we saw sketches of the A-12 Avenger and ATD-X, but need more like the J-XX and AMCA.
>>159454970
Seems unwise to me to be honest, especially if Theo is the Master, and they haven't done Arcadia Lost yet.
>>159456349
Wow. Kasumi sucks.
>>159454879
>there might be a Chairman Inia
Humanity is doomed, isn't it?
>a certain enemy of mankind is still on the loose
>>159458227
Whatever could go wrong, comrade?
What would she look like had she lived to Beatrix' or Iris' age in SM? Something like Ebisu?
>>159460063
>Matika running shit never
Fuck. Just imagine that autist being in charge.
>>159460224
Imagine bullying Matika and Cryska at the same time.
>>159460275
But I want to bully Kasumi and Inia. They're easier targets.
>>159460224
>Just imagine that autist being in charge.
Still better than having Cryska in charge.
>>159459886
Pot calling the kettle black.
What would being Sharon's thrall be like?
>>159461012
>moderate still butthurt that their hero turned into a worse villain
>>159461283
Don't be like that. I prefer to think Theo realized Beatrix was right in the end.
>>159461053
If only Yuuya would tell.
>>159461283
>>159461543
>I prefer to think Theo realized Beatrix was right in the end.
That's why he's still starting shit while mankind is winning? Doesn't sound like Beatrix "hold the line at all costs" Brehme to me.
Cryska is the worst vat imouto
>>159461543
He's likely why Yuuko doesn't appear in the epilogue.
>>159461758
One of the Phamfags here, and that's why I'm probably biased because I want to believe Theo is a good man, but here goes,
We don't know that it is Theo. I think he is, but it's not 100% for certain.
And given that, we have zero idea under what circumstances the future world is even operating, so we don't understand the internal politics or how the Earth is running, what relations with each other are like, and more, given a section of a speech by one person, I'm not sure how much one can read into that. And I wouldn't give a few pages at the very end definitive unchangeable canon. Do I accept that they can be, will be, and that Theo is a bad dude? Yeah, I can. But it's just not what I get based on my intuition, which has become true many times before.
Yes, Kouki, has some sort of idea how the endgame goes, but we don't know, and his mind does change - after all, SM was originally a light hearted story on a East-West Academy. And maybe I remember wrong, but I think Kouki has said the Master is not a moustache twirling villain, and it's not even definitive that he is a villain. Can't remember where I read or heard that, maybe it was during a stream?
Personally, I'd like to see how Arcadia Lost goes first before we look at the Master, and if he is also Theo, what Theo's ultimate legacy is. It seems odd to me, because the Master's whole goal (at least as much as can be surmised from TE, especially his thoughts to the Turkish sisters) was to force humanity to unite, even if they have to brand him an enemy of mankind - he kind of makes himself a dark martyr, the person who will do whatever it takes to see the happier days, a recurrent theme of Muv Luv from what I've seen. I do think his final words to Beatrix, and how she took an interest in him, do play a part in this. Maybe, to me, that's even why Beatrix became more and more interested in him.
Though again, a lot of this is speculation and hyperbole, so who knows? In any case, back to lurkan.
>>159462593
It's kinda funny looking back at material for proto-SM. Beatrix's design, for instance, was much less intimidating/sexual back when she was supposedly still the heroine foil to Irisdina (think Cryska/Yui or Sumika/Meiya).
>>159462593
Perhaps he is insane.
>>159455016
>Age hired 5 new mecha designers just for this chapter alone.
Nah, the first and last names there are Kouki and MONKEY CHOP, they're old hands doing the franchise's mech designs. The fourth one is the twitter account owner, he posts mech designs on pixiv andtumblr.
I wonder where Niθ and Fujiroh went, they're the other two ML mech designers.
>>159463359
>4th mech designer
Pic related.
You didn’t forget what day today is, right? You promised you'll never forget me.
>>159463359
So is Monkey Chop only a mecha designer? What does he do? And we know Moemi does voices.
What does the other lady do?
Who /NVA/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mG3BvkT6YQ
>political revolution during an alien invasion
Whose dumb idea was that?
>>159462450
Yuuko is fine. She is under Koukis personal protection.
>>159464953
>calling Rie-nee "the other lady"
>>159465827
We wish.
>>159465825
Moderate rebels following a 15 year old
>>159464953
Monkey Chop is primarily that, yeah.
Also the second name in the list is Kuramo Kyoryu, another mech designer on Pixiv. Twitter: https://twitter.com/kyoryu_kuramo
>>159463932
Poor you. Some sweets, dozo.
>>159466396
Arigato gozaimasu!
>>159466276
>third name
derp'd
>>159463932
I will never forget youTito
Give me one good reason why Gretel and Chizuru aren't the worst Muv Luv girls
>>159466867
Same person, bitchy
Now someone like Annette, that's how you do bitchy.
http://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv302249036
The stream is up!
>>159467471
Sylwia is the best at being bitchy. She even has a valid reason for that.
>>159463932
Why it's best girl's birthday of course!
>>159467927
See >>159458782
I'm sure she'd be happy to see her lover.
>>159467752
Just got here, what I missed?
The cutest
>>159468338
True
Any of you gonna get that ML swag gear?
Who's ready for more of your dose of failure?
Instructor literally has not stopped yelling
And now more bitching and complaining.
Also, I think Shimako grew a cup or something, Jesus.
>mfw this gooks can't event follow instructions
Holy fuck
She's smiling
Yui is smiling!
>Ehhhh
>>159467927
shit your right
This is too fucking hilarious. For all her haughtiness, she's doing worse at her first swordfight than Yuuya ever did. Raised with kendo for her entire life.
And she's doing worse than Yuuya did, who didn't even know how to swing properly.She does win though.
On an interesting side note, rival had the same music Yuuya traditionally has.
>>159470207
>muh duel
what's the point?
And now we learn a new truth.
Yui is a fucking nerd who is gonna have a pocky obsession.
But not as much as the Anette girl wants ice cream.
It's bad
>>159470230
Character establishment, I guess? That's how I saw it when TE was going?
It's been months later. MONTHS.
And they're still thinking of the other school girls.
But on the plus side, more Kyoko.
She's too fucking cute.
And now we're at the part in the anime I think, where one of the students crashed and got killed.
Aaaand that's where they know each other from. The crash reminded them both of a winter battle they were in. I think.
And now tragedy begins. And Kouki is laughing.
And now, for something completely different!
What the flying fuck is going on? There are mysterious people talking, and shady things happening. Shady shit everywhere, really does feel like TE.
Also, lol, Yui nearly took a Grappler death in trainer pods.
Reminder that after everything's said and done Yui is still a friendless loser
And now we're at the Fall of Korea I think, with our captain who likes to think about the kamikaze.
>>159471551
>>159467927
December 16th is here yet anon.
Cue a lot of talking with the Prime Minister (I think), and now we're at the death of pigtail's boyfriend.
And Kouki's laughing.
And I think we're over. But if he does something else, do please take screenshots, I have to go.
>>159471551
>>159472166
Is there any hope for Yui? Is she to be bullied forever? I want to believe.
>>159454879
>United Earth in the year 2049
Gay ending.
>>159462450
So at least he accomplished something.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Soon
>>159467927
Oh damn, completely forgot about it. May this be a good day to sumikafags. Well ... except for you-know-who.
>>159473135
>not wanting to embark on a great crusade
CCC vult, heretick.
Jurgen is a stupid name and coffee is superior to tea.
This is now Sumika thread!
>>159473954
>Well ... except for you-know-who.
Who do you mean?
>>159477775
het
>>159477939
>>159478413
>>159477775
No, it's a slav thread.
>>159479205
>>159479359
Pump and dump Cryska
>>159479427
>>159478383
Stupid Slav
>>159479492
I won't let Sumika win.
>>159479646
Yui is fine too.
This is your girl.
>>159479552
>>159479729
This is your girl on Katia.
>>159479776
>>159479808
Any questions?
>>159479852
Best girls
>>159479957
Truth, truth.
>>159478383
Hetero?
>>159480005
>>159480473
>better body
>better personality
>better skills
>better Luv
Is there anything Sumika is not better than Meiya?
>>159480473
>>159480755
Of course there isn't!
>>159480755
Every single one of those is false
>>159480858
Mana > Meiya
>>159480799
Yuuhi
>>159481045
Is shit and poor man's Meiya.
>>159480907
>>159481082
>>159481761
Well, I'm off.
I would post more if I realized it sooner.
I guess Sumika killed the thread.
>>159484353
Live, damn it, live!
>Lise is love, Lise is life
Post some cute Beato!
>>159484702
>>159484702
Anyone else tryand failto translate her or any of the SM into vidya? I think her and Lise are the hardest to get right.
Yui, Cryska, Inia and Irisdina are my waifus. Would also a Beatrix and Stella.And maybe tease Matika too.
>>159473590
He's a nice boy, and rather nice man, isn't it?
I hope it's all a red herring and he actually is someone the Phamfags and Irisfags and Anettefags still can be proud of.
He really is rather handsome, isn't he?
>>159480001
Not particularly well, but that's my opinion.
>>159487076
Theo was a mistake.
>>159485790
>multiple waifus
>>159487076
He is the red man
>>159487076
>I hope it's all a red herring and he actually is someone the Phamfags and Irisfags and Anettefags still can be proud of.
Me too. It'd suck and really cheapen everything that happened in SM if Theo was the master.
>>159485790
>trying to get even more waifus
>>159488906
Pump and dump Stella
>>159488906
Harem end is best end. Including you.
>>159485433
I'm one of the few who likes Anette. She's dorky and high energy, and with a deep inherent sense of justice. And extremely cute, despite her initially tomboyish flair she gives off.
>>159490291
She seems creepy to me at times. It's like she doesn't want to show Yuuya, but something is broken inside there.
>>159492512
>Stella knew he would come
It hurts, lads.
Would this dork leglock her lover for maximum creampie? Also, does she like headpats?
>>159484388
>>159492763
>>159492512
>>159491437
>>159490291
>>159489464
Inseminate and leave after the deed!
>>159494048
Ah, a true gentleman of virtue and taste.
>Ywn Beato will never serve you drinks or drug your drink just so she could use you to your fullest extent as she wishes.
>>159493435
>>159494258
What would Beatrix, Iris, Katia and the others think about United Humankind and Chairman Esper Bunny?
>>159494474
Beato probably wouldn't like it much since it's not the way she envisioned Jurgen wanting it to be. Iris... Well personally I wouldn't give two shits what she would think and Katia's... Well she's a useless lil cockroach that gets everyone killed so she can go fuck herself.
>>159494412
I have enough stamina and appetite for a Chinese buffet.
>>159494258
>>159494804
But half an hour later you'll be hungry again.
>>159494258
>Beato will never enjoy herself with you
feels.jpg
post lewd Kyokos
>>159495155
I want to get wedged in her tighter than a CIWS through a TSF's cockpit.
>>159488678
>>159482422
Friend, I have fresh Sumikas. Please come back.
>>159494920
Do you know where one could acquire the full picture?
>>159495303I need to know what Beato/Jurgen first-time sex would be like.
Hardmode: 1983 Beato.
>>159493435
It's 200% guarantee she'd leglock. She probably makes bad puns.
>>159495201
Yes someone post lewd Kyokos
>>159494920
Would you happen to know where one could find the whole picture?
>>159495155
I know. It feels real bad man.
>>159495855What about post-coital snuggles?
>>159496128
There was an imgur posted a thread or two back. I don't have it on me.
>>159495847
Something like this:
https://mega.nz/#!L0oFXRSB!sGGXkse86zwUVIhjhQcUAHp9iZLizecrmQX9-puHG7A
>>159455016
What tech level are they?
SRW OG tier?
>>159496773
They can do planetary bombardments, have spaceships powered by exotic G-Elements, have FTL, and life extension so people in their 60's look like they're still in their teens
>>159496176
Alright.
>>159496929
Someone fill me up. Are they finally advancing post-Alt timeline and taking the fight to space?
>>159495155
>>Beato will never enjoy herself with anyone
FTFY
>>159495155
It really does hurt. She just wanted someone, someone to believe in her.
;_;
>>159496176
Beyond definitely. Might be embarrassed, but her heart takes over. Dork to the end.
Steal Lise's ribbons.
Hide them in a safe.
Give Lise fake codes.
>>159497124
I'd believe in her.
>>159497186
Evil.
>>159497124
What ifshe was just given love?
>>159497691
Hopefully she wouldn't change much. She's perfect as she is.
>>159495881
Nobody has them
>>159497774Would she change much if she has children? They'd probably be dorky like she is.
I want to hold Lise's hands.
What's the relationship between Ikaruga and Kyouko. Why are they always hanging out?
>>159499309
lewd
>>159498749
She might be a dork but she's a very cute dork and well they very well might be dorky. I don't really know.... But I wouldn't mind finding out.
>>159496929
More questions than answers now which will take forever. I kinda liked it back when this was the only we really knew about where Kouki was taking the end.
>>159497354
At least there's the madness of TDA.
>>159495551
I'm back.
>>159499904
I don't think I'd mind either.
>>159501183
What sort of bedtime fun does she give Theo? Top or bottom?
>>159501235
>>159501235
>>159501461
My blood sacrifice worked. All hail Sumikaspammer, the thread destroyer! May his prehensile ahoge be forever expressive.
>>159501386
Theo is pretty much a dedicated bottom/sub in any relationship.
>>159501727
I can't tell if you hate me or love me.
>>159501386
>What sort of bedtime fun does she give Theo? Top or bottom?
They switch off. Got a balanced dynamic really
>>159501776
Can someone post healthy Sumika
Since it was her birthday, she probably gain more pounds after eating some caek
>>159502043
Sumika is plenty big.
>>159501956
Makes me want 12/16 to come sooner.
>>159502135
Happy birthday Sumika, you annoying lil tramp.
>>159502431
>>159501919
Like this?
>>159502280
>>159502611
>>159503109
>>159503636
Must be fun for those kikestarter backers to have those sumika figs.
>>159503828
>not ordering Sumika daki
>>159503786
>>159454879
Do they mention anything about quantum-computer androids like 00-Unit?
>>159504602
Werent there other human brains in TDA.
Yuuko probably made them useful.
Dont those Susanoo can only be operated by them?
>>159455343
Why is Yuuko pictured here when Kasumi is reminiscing about those who died?
>>159504927
No, Sumika was only one.
Also, it was planned to use normal humans.
And assuming advances in technology, I wouldn't be surprised if they can mass-produce them now.
>Dont those Susanoo can only be operated by them?
Anything with the shield must be. So either they are no longer needed, or they have quantum computer brains integrated in every TSF.
Sumika is everywhere
>>159504993
Is Kasumi actually Sumika?
>>159505326
>Kasumi
>ka Sumi
>Sumika
HOLY SHIT!
>insist on calling it the Susanoo
It's the XG-70 Valkryie, and Yuuko can't fucking change that.
>>159499741
They're - well, not in love. Definitely not that. I wouldn't call it hanging out either, since it implies they both want to be around each other. Ikaruga does, but it's a one way street. One doesn't want to say he's rapey, but, well. Figure it out I guess.
>>159505216
>You'll never taste Sumika's cooking
Why live
>>159505796
>>159473954
>>159477939
I never asked for this ...
>>159505919
>>159480755
Sumika is not a very good confidant.
>>159506071
I'm out of birthday pics.
Lets go with bodysuit next.
>>159506163
Can you please not trigger Sumikaposters? Why can't you just ignore them? Her birthday is over, if you stop talking, eventually he'll get bored and fuck off.
It almost makes you want the mods to nuke this. Almost.
>>159506298
>>159506302
>>159506298
>>159506544
>>159506519
>>159506596
Nice ones.
>>159506596
>>159506708
>>159506733
>>159507101
>>159505673
Explain further
>>159507555
>>159507795
>>159508173
You got a collection of extra Sumika on all fours?
>>159508227
What?
>>159507721
Basically, Ikaruga and Kyoko sort of have known each other for a long time, being near the top of each of their Regent Houses. Kyoko doesn't like him because she always saw him as a predator. Ikaruga would hone in one's emotional weaknesses and mercilessly exploit them.
Don't get me wrong, he's not overtly evil - he's a good guy, but in Kouki tradition, he's not exactly an exemplary of what a good person should do or be like. He's disturbingly similar to Axmann when it comes to that side of him.
>>159508227
>>159508257
Sometimes, I really hate this community. Honestly hope you two burn in Hell or something.
What would be a true miracle would be if a kind mod cleaned up your shit, without shitcanning the thread. One can always hope, at least.
>>159508257
>robot body
>bleeding
???
>>159508500
There is nothing wrong with posting MuvLuvs in MuvLuv thread.
>>159508548
She has that weird liquid she runs on.
>>159508603
>>159508967
>>159508549
/m/ is for Trilogy people, you should go there.
>>159509294
For all of Suzy's faults, I bet she's a beast in bed.
Is Extra manga fully translated
I wanna read it and see who won that route.
And now to ask you all - is it worth asking a mod to clean up the Sumikaspam? Or don't even bother?
>>159509436
She was probably a nice person. Maybe even, a dork? I certainly see she would have become a rock goddess.
>>159509393
>>159473590
>when enemies of mankind get scot free because they've got good PR
>>159510318
>>159497691
Then history may have turned out better. Sadly not to be.
>>159498749
Well if we look at who she wanted to be, it was basically confident, and sensual, and cute, but as much as she didn't like being a dork, she realized it was part of who she was, and I think she did eventually make peace with that, especially when Jurgen showed her that every part of her helped make who she was, and that it was something that could be loved - her dorkiness is partly what led Jurgen to her.
It was sad, with the life that she ended up having, she had to seal that part of her away since it was a weakness.
I do find it interesting that when Theo's in the Stasi, he gets an increasing paranoia when he misjudges her - Beatrix starts showing her dorkiness again, though it's kind of awkward since she couples things she thinks is funny, and Theo knows she probably means it one way, but because she's a dork, comes out as threats or other cruel-like statements at times.
Whether happy happy Bea, or PUNISHED Bea, mother Bea I think would be dorky. It would also be interesting because being confident or happy, she'd revert back to being a prankster.That scene where Theo is wondering what to say when Beatrix is introducing him to the Werewolves, and she pushes him out front before he's ready.She just about giggles when she does it.;_;
>>159510420
I don't really follow MuvLuv 24/7, but I've read all of the main MLA, chronicles, watched tortilla chips, and read the Schwarzesmarken LN (tried VN for a bit, but didn't like it).
Is there anything I'm missing out on? I know eurofront is popular. I might give it a try, but how's VN version of tortilla chips? I never managed to touch it since I hated the anime version, but that's probably unfair, right?
>>159510786
If you hated the anime of TE, you'll hate the VN. TE anime was first, and the VN sticks closely to it, unlike SM's anime.
You sound kind of like a poof, since TE was awesome.
>>159510889
Maybe I'm just too autistic, but I just didn't like how inaccurate it was and how ridiculously easily Yuuya beat Yui, a fucking elite royal guard lieutenant in her goddamn custom takemikazuchi.
>>159510786
>and read the Schwarzesmarken LN (tried VN for a bit, but didn't like it)
>>159511037
The IRGC are useless shitters
>>159511175
>Schwarzesmarken
Look, I just grew to like the characters as depicted in the LN. The VN was too age-ified and the characters didn't feel like themselves, and the tense atmosphere didn't really fare well in the translation. Same thing with the anime.
>IRGC
I don't care, I'm still buttmad at how incompetent Yui is.
>>159511265
>and the tense atmosphere didn't really fare well in the translation. Same thing with the anime.
First time I've heard that opinion. But kind of true.
>>159495847
Well that's easy.
>>159510748
WHERE IS KIMIMUV PART 6?
>>159512041
>>159512134
>>159511265
>how incompetent Yui is
At least it provides more ammo for bullying her.
>>159512829
Has Yui ever tried to give a pistol a blowjob?
>>159514043
>>159514533
Since Total Eclipse anime wasnt finished for some reason
Who won? No Friends, Bitch Russian or Not Miku
>>159514848
>>159514851
TE was finished with a VN.
https://vndb.org/v7052Inia/Ghost blowjob Cryska wins
>>159514884
>>159514904
>english
>tba
how many more years?
Also what is the real identity of the one Latrova fought?
>Meiya screams in terror
>Sumika moans in pleasure
>>159514963
>>159515167
Why's the little dude with the two big eyes the only creepy looking one here
>>159515755
>>159511037
Are you forgetting that Yuuya is an elite pilot in the US who actually went through the Top Gun program?
>>159516734
You mean the elite pilot that shat his pants at the sight of a few beta?
>>159516444
This thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTN48hRCF5g
>>159516827
He had never been up against them before. He HAS been up against other pilots before, which makes it very likely that he could beat someone like be Yui in one-on-one combat.
>>159516935
>>159517262
>>159518103
>>159519751
>>159511265
Some of the characters were better in the VN, some of them in the LN. LN Katia is better than VN Katia, while tragic VN Beatrix is probably better than the evil monster that is LN Beatrix.
>>159521016
>>159521875
>>159510389
Theo's a good guy, and we like to think that he took the lessons of Katia and Iris to heart.
>>159523028
How does Annete keep getting herself into these sorts of situations?
>>159524173
Well, I'm off
>>159525373
Thank you for your work, sumikafriend.
>>159525372
I want to bully this baka
>>159526855
Have to go through the Commissar first.
>>159527002
Why is Kirke so unattractive?
>>159510530
What would dorky mama Bea pranks be like?
>>159511037
Yes, you are too autistic, and are a full blown weeaboo apparently too. And what do you mean "inaccurate"?
Yui is an IRGC, yes. That doesn't mean she's a super elite. Yes, society sort of treats them as such, but when it came to actual skill, you saw how easily they died.
And no her Type-00 isn't a custom. She's just a normal yellow-rank vassal. Her family does have a focus on technology development.
And you are apparently forgetting Yuuya is literally a top pilot? I mean he was on the YF-22 Raptor development team.
I'm not being facetious when I say that - he hasn't been up against real life BETA before, but I dunno anon, I'm sure you'd be super stoic and unfearful your first time against monsters who will literally eat you alive if they get to you. After his first battle, he does fine against them, and on top gets excellent melee skills in such a short time.
Yui acknowledged she basically kept bullshitting him and trying to puncture his large ego because of her massive ego, and admitted to herself he really is a top pilot, mastering a completely different handling system in such a short period of time. In the end, she's a lot of talk, and Yuuya calls her out on it.
Not that she's unskilled, but she says a lot of things she herself has to work on. She's mad too because of her complex, and how easily all her friends died, that skill is not enough. Yui in the end, just to keep her ego intact, did something incredibly dangerous and stupid and took her Type-00 out to battle him - armed, unlike with the fake bullets they were with. And then on top beat the shit out of the others, even though she admits she deeply wounded their pride as pilots, noting the F-15Act isn't even designed for melee combat at all, just to prove her point (whatever that was).
For skills comparison of how good Yuuya is in American TSFs, he's the first pilot on Earth who's beat a F-22 1 on 1 with an inferior machine (F-15). It's a national secret, but that's how good he is.
The only thing Yui is good for is bullying
>>159528517
>Yui is good for
Making her and her mom a mother
>>159528563
You mean Yui's aunt.
I really, really hope Kouki just retcons and keeps her alive. I want her to /ss/ Yuuya. In front of Yui.
>>159527940
Because she's not Beato.
>>159528084
No matter what type of pranks they are, they'd likely be very cute and very dorky.
>>159530005
They'd be very sexual, you mean.
>>159529844
>>159530671
Just how vile is Beatrix, truly?
How happy must she be when she sees the smiles of innocent maidens shattered and defiled? What possibly surges through her when she sees that happening to them? All Lise did was try to flee with her big brother. Beatrix didn't care about that at all. Hell, I bet she would have done it herself if Lise had actually managed to get away with him.
That's right. She would have gone out of her way to chase down Theo and Lise if they fled and killed them. She would shoot Theo's cockpit open and make sure Lise saw everything happen in grotesque detail. She would rip him to shreds - hell, maybe with her MiG, to really make him feel helpless. Lise would cry and scream for Beatrix to stop. Of course she'd know it was useless, but she wanted to believe that there might be a shred of goodness in Beatrix and that she wouldn't do it.
We all know she's rotten to the core. Beatrix would definitely do it. She'd carve Theo up like a goddamn pumpkin if she wanted to. Heck, maybe, just maybe, she would have crushed his balls for kicks - that way, Lise would have to face the prospect, if only very briefly, of having to love a man who was now a worthless eunuch. The game was set and match for the start for the little girl who tried to flee from the Stasi.
Truly a horrible fate to wish on anyone, but even more deplorable is the abysses of cruelty that Beatrix will go to, simply for the sake of spreading as much despair and misery as she possibly can.
Please, Theo, for the sake of avenging your sister's lost smile, and all of those other girls whose lives were ruined by this dog - no, this BITCH of the Stasi... This conniving, cruel cow.... end Beatrix Brehme's life!
>>159530774
>the most stale pasta
>>159530671
What happens if you get BiS Iris drunk on alcohol?
http://imgur.com/a/a4ZvO
>>159531426
Yui's mom > Kyoko
>>159531426
Mmm that delicious Kyoko.
>>159530774
That's stale as fuck man. But nice try though, we all know that beato at heart is just a cute dork who needs someone to believe in her. Now fuck off with that pasta.
I want to take this wolf home.
Let's steal Pham
>>159533593
That's a dork not a wolf.
>>159533593
Beatrix Brehmer sighs, putting down the hand mirror she's using to fix her hair with. She's very proud of her hair, and she has a right to be. It's a magnificent ebony mane, perpetually slightly disheveled due to its volume and healthiness, giving the impression that she's just recently slipped out of a bed she's sharing with someone regardless of whether she has or not. In fact, everything about her adds to that impression, her curves are magnificent, her eyes are lively, her skin is utterly flawless, and all added up it's conspired to make her just a little bit vain and she knows it. Despite her incredible talent, both as the enforcer to the general in charge of State Security and as a pilot, she's always considered her good looks her most useful asset. They got her this job, after all. If things had gone a little better, they could have gotten her married to the son of of the Vorsitzender des Staatsrats himself once...but the little shit hadn't even bothered to pay her the attention she deserved despite the fact that a beautiful woman seven years older than him had been trying her damnedest to flirt with him.
At least Colonel Axmann is still useful. Granted, Axmann has plenty of his own problems, but he's attractive, and like a dog, knows his place. Usually. Learning about how he stumbled over himself trying to manipulate that ungrateful blonde slut Irisdina Bernhard made her teeth ache with indignation. Like a good master, she'd have to think up a suitable punishment for her errant hound.
Irisdina... Beatrix chuckled. Seeing that cunt's ashen face after breaking and murdering her idiot brother was one of her fondest memories. She eagerly looked forward to adding more of that bitch's loved ones to her kill count.
>>159533593
As do I anon, as do I.
>>159533593
>>159535231
A dorky wolf. She probably likes being petted and cuddled.
>>159535393
The stale pasta continues.
>inb4 the cbt one
>>159535393
>If things had gone a little better, they could have gotten her married to the son of of the Vorsitzender des Staatsrats himself once
>Seeing that cunt's ashen face after breaking and murdering her idiot brother was one of her fondest memories.
This pasta was slightly amusing until these lines.
Does Ilfriede deserve bullying?
>>159535824
Do we have a better pasta to combat this dump?
>inb4 healanon
Can someone PLEASE get on irc and ask a janny to delete the Sumika spam?
>>159530822
She looks like she just got done crying?
>>159528084
Oh, all kinds. Probably nasty pranks too, like replacing the sugar with salt. I don't see utterly juvenile, like whoopee cushions, but certainly some bad ones.
And lets not even begin with the teasing. Probably Takagi levels of teasing and pranks.
>>159527940
Well that's completely uncalled for.
>>159535028
Fuck it let's do it.
>>159540330
But would she approve?
>>159535028
>>159540330
How do you even steal a Pham anyways?
>>159540380
If you're Theo. Though she might make an exception for other precious otoutos.
>>159540380
We'd be stealing her, which is technically kidnapping. .....Does it matter if she approves or not?