What is deadlier, Truck-kun or the Japanese Cold?
>>159441597
Jesus Christ, that's terrifying. I would say Truck-kun as he would follow you to the end of the earth, though there is a chance you would get teleported to an rpg-style fantasy world. Japanese cold kills to fast but you will die in bed and stay dead.
I feel like a lot of characters get the Japanese Cold, but few, if any, actually get killed by it.
Truck-kun is a ravenous monster, however.
>>159441597
a japanese refrigerated truck
>>159441597
Damn, that truck was persistent.
>>159441597
When will Japan ban assault trucks?
A truck carrying samples of the japanese cold
>>159441597
Fuck your Truck
Fucking Japanese trucks are the bane of humanity but at least you get isekai'd or something awesome happens when it hits you. A cold kills swiftly and surely, no hope.
>>159442268
So has she been Isekaied or just dead?
That depends. are you a guy or a girl?
I cant recall a single case where a guy died from the cold in anime, unless he happens to be really old.
>>159442372
Why are adult nips so weak to colds? I remember having a few bad colds as a child, then having a few light colds as a teen that would never last for more than a few days. I'm 28 now and haven't been sick for at least 6 years.
>>159443191
I think its genetics or something. Each person has a different immune system.
When I get a cold (which is pretty much once a year, every year) it hits me like a truck. completely incapacitates me and knocking me out.
>>159443468
Do you get transported into another world whenever you get a cold?
>>159441597
Why didn't he just blow up the truck? The guy blew half a stadium away the arc before.
>>159443711
>implying you can harm Truck-kun
>>159441597
There's nothing really all that unusual about the truck. Those trees though..
>>159443742
Think one of these can harm truck-kun?
Someone post the truck getting DONed
>>159443780
No
>>159443611
Depends, do you count dreams as another world? how about delirium?
My immune system is strange. I get sick once a year and every time I get sick it hurts me really hard but the next day I am back to my normal self.
Its like the usual sick days and getting rolled into one condensed day of suffering.
>>159443780
>implying any gaijin weapons can damage true nippon steel
>>159443964
You have to post this if you're going to go on bragging about nippon steel.
>>159443938
Why is optimus prime running over japanese school children?
>>159441597
Truck kun, he's the isekai generator
>>159441597
Truck-kun doesn't kill people, he sends them to other worlds
Japanese Cold on the other hand has an extremely high fatality rate among waifus, especially if they're from KEY
>>159441597
PEPSIMAAAAAAN!!
>>159444244
>Truck-kun doesn't kill people, he sends them to other worlds
>>159444244
I'm still waiting for the isekai spinoff.
>>159441597
Japanese Cold. Truck-kun kills off characters. Japanese Cold kills off characters and mangaka
>>159443953
I think that sorta happened in MAR.
>>159441597
Truck kun can't kill you if the driver is sick
>>159444760
>driving truck on ordinary day
>suddenly sneezing
>causes a crash
>>159444196
Because it's his duty to transfer people to another world.
>>159443191
It's not that they're weak to them, it's that in the Japanese language, "cold" refers to pretty much any respiratory infection that doesn't initialy produce a fever, up to and including pneumonia.
>>159446180
That makes way too much sense.
French Truck > Truck-kun >>> Japanese Cold
>>159446180
That would take a bit of the edge of anime characters being such drama queens about their colds, but I am somewhat doubful that they would just refer to pneumonias as colds.
>>159446826
How deadly is the French Truck?
>>159447188
Maybe they're referencing the trend of truck-based terror attacks in the EU.
>>159447157
They refer to all animation as anime where as we keep it strictly to japanese animation.
>>159444335
>>159444367
To this day. I don't understand what's with Seo & trucks.
>>159447157
Remember that even in English, a "cold" refers to an ill-defined collection of low-level rhinovirus and other viral infections. Those same viruses are also responsible for about a third of pneumonia cases. Common terminology for illnesses is usually not terribly precise. And on top of that, the Japanese language developed under the influence of Chinese medical theory, which didn't really have the concept of distinct syndromes.
>>159447934
>And on top of that, the Japanese language developed under the influence of Chinese medical theory, which didn't really have the concept of distinct syndromes.
Yeah, but about a forth of their vocabulary seems to be influenced by western language, mostly english. It wouldn't even surprise me if they called it literally "fru" or "corudu"
>>159448779
They did borrow flu/influenza from us (they are written in katakana), but that's because influenza wasn't endemic to Japan until the Europeans brought it.
>>159444255
Was there ever a Cokeman?
>>159441597
>tfw you will never see a character suffering from the Japanese cold as truck hits them & survive both
>>159444196
>Why is optimus prime running over japanese school children?
Michael Bay's Optimus had gotten more and more bloodthirsty after every sequel. Don't be surprised by this.
>>159441597
>What is deadlier, Truck-kun or the Japanese Cold?
You have to remember that Japanese roads in the suburbs were designed before cars were around. So the average truck would basically take up the entire road. It is just not safe.
>>159451934
NO OPTIMUS
>>159441597
Truck-kun dindu nuffin. He good boy jus tryan deliver the package.
>>159451934
>Michael Bay is the reason for Truck-kun
>>159452178
Truck-kun knows no mercy.
>>159452509
Truck was not programmed to feel mercy.
>>159441597
Epstein-Barr virus.
>>159444335
The Shadow Realm?
>>159449011
So the Japs literally have less defense against the flu like the Native Americans and Australian Aborigines?
>>159452178
NO OPTIMUS
I was actually pondering about this today when I saw this webm.
https://files.catbox.moe/6hypv9.webm
>>159452822
>>159443191
My experience is the same as yours, im 27 though.
I've concluded it has more to do with the fact that when you're in school you interact with a lot of sick kids, teachers, people and touch a lot of contaminated surfaces. When you work you're still doing all those things but in a more confined space and there's less people (and generally more sanitary people than fucking kids).
Truck-Kun driving the truck while having the japanese cold
>>159451982
Who would win, Truck-kun, Optimus Prime, or this guy?
>>159441597Marriage Promises
>>159452178
Jesus fuck
>>159452178
>Another Season 2
>>159452884
For the flu, possibly. Though it's been 200 some years, so I doubt it. OP was about the cold though.
>>159441597
>危
>the truck's license plate literally just says "danger"
>>159452178
>mfw I see that one bicyclist who seems like he is getting away, but then gets smashed by the falling lightpost
>>159452178
>that guy with bike in the middle
Jesus, there's no way he survives that.
>>159452178
>>159453351
I think he was decapitated.
>>159453351
>>159453372
The post, the truck rolling over and the fire.
God wanted him really ded.
>>159443191
my uneducated guesses are:
1. Their surgical mask culture lessens the amount of germs they're exposed to so their immune system is weakened
2. Their autistic work culture ruins their health and makes them more vulnerable to germs
3. it's just an anime trope
>>159450847
There really was.
>>159453694
I think they wear masks a lot because Tokyo is polluted as fuck, and was much worse back in the day. Chinks in Beijing have it even worse now that they have all the factories.
Has there ever been a realistic car accident in anime? Every time I see an anime character get hit by a car it's the same laughable sequence of a vehicle barreling down the middle of the street and mowing them down in slow motion and I just can't take it seriously at all.
>>159452130
>Michael Bay is slowly bringing Truck-kun to the west.
>London is only the start. Soon, Washington.
>The murderous spree will only get bigger. And the legend will not be forgotten.
I've been to Japan and the truck meme is real. They literally don't care if you're on the crosswalk or not. You move out of the way for them. I saw a schoolgirl miss one by a few inches.
>>159452178
Fake as fuck the cut is so obv.
>>159453953
see >>159452178
Real life car accidents can be more cartoony than anything in anime, especially in asia.
>>159453890
>past 2015
>no hoverboards
>no self lacing Nike shoes
>but we have canned air
>>159453694
Probably the 2nd. From what I heard of Japanese work culture, I can imagine they would force themselves to work even when they should be on bed.
>>159454099
Shit like this leaves blokes too tired to fuck.
>>159441597
The Merchant trumps all.
>>159454041
There are self-lacing Nike shoes.
>>159446180
This. Cold is basically any sickness that doesn't make you throw up and you're expected to work just as hard as a healthy person. Flu is any sickness that makes you throw up and is an excuse to take the day off (one day), assuming you have a doctor's note.
>>159454041
At least we didn't destroy humanity witha nuklear war, saw the planet go thtough a complete desertifiction due to polution, or extreme overpopulation that caused mass famines. They didn't just predict cool things would happen, back in the 70's and 80's, about the time we're living in right now.
>>159454206
reminds me, I knew a guy who referred to any kind of sickness as a cold. I.E he called it a "stomach cold" whenever he was puking and shit.
>>159453890
That's a myth. They wear it when they get sick as a form of courtesy to keep others from getting sick. It's also considered like poop in streets disgusting if you blow your nose in public, so people will literally wear it over a running nose until they get to a bathroom where they can blow their noses in peace.
>>159454200
Sadly not commercially available in my area & too damn pricy anyway.
It has to be the best product placement I've ever seen. It uses a fictional product to say that the makers of said product are basically the future & continuing to improve & will be doing that shit in the future. It doesn't just make me want a product, it makes me hyped for the company.
>>159454461
I will never understand that nose blowing thing. I find loud sniffing and drippy noses way more gross.
>>159453953
>Has there ever been a realistic car accident in anime?
KyoAni's version of Kannon anime has a car accident that looked silly. But then you end up finding out that it was a frame-for-frame real life replication of an actual car accident that was uploaded to Youtube.
>>159454229
Still rather upsetting that we got pic related first.
>>159454190
But how does that cure colds?
>>159453351
Lord save us from truck-kun and lightpost-san
>>159456207
>lightpost-san
Who knew that Truck-kun doesn't work alone.
>>159441597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6NaZrPQGfY
>>159456561I still miss Chao raising.
>>159452913
>>159452822
But anon, we haven't played a card game yet.
>>159455443
It deals with colds too, you just have to promise to use it only when you actually have a cold and never when you just feel sick.
>>159441597PACHINKO
>>159459107
THE PAIN
>>159459107
>>159459370
Fucking Konami
>>159446180
No, they really get mild colds like once a month and think they're going to die. I live here in Tokyo, and they honestly think being in the rain for a minute can make you deathly ill.
>>159443711
Because chapter black was fucking garbage and anyone who likes it or pretends Sensui was a good villain is retarded. Yusuke and Kuwabara walked through a field of military grade land mines while saving Yukina without getting hurt at all, and at that time Yusuke wasn't even a tenth as strong. He could also tank punches from the guy who could knock down buildings. A fucking truck scaring him was one of the many problems with that shit arc.
>>159453996
I almost got nailed by one on my way to the lab this week. They're vicious.
>>159454206
Stop spreading bullshit you've read online.
What happens if some poor dude gets isekaid to a world full of Japanese trucks? Is it game over for him?
>>159461567
Well clearly he becomes a truck, so he goes on adventures with his new truck comrades, taking down humanity one Japanese schoolkid at a time, gaining a harem of truck waifus.
It's a self-perpetuating isekai. The isekai to end all isekais.
>>159461567
He's reached the Nexus. From this point he can get to any alternative world by riding the appropriate truck. But he doesn't know what that world entails. Assuming he can also ride the truck back to this world, he hopes that if he tries enough, he'll find a world where she isn't dead...
>>159453780
pablito did nothing wrong
>>159461888
Wow. That sounds even more depressing than being run over by a Japanese truck after getting a Japanese cold.
>>159453351
That's the funniest part.
It's chinks, by the way.
>>159443711
>>159461306
I don't know if it's dub only but he said he didn't wanna shoot it because it was a tanker and if he blew it up he would also get blown up.
>>159462158
>A tanker blowing up is more dangerous than walking through an entire field of military grade landmines
>A single punch from "Mr. 120%" isn't stronger than a tanker blowing up
No
>Truck crashes into teenage boy
>isekai
>boy wakes up with little & very contradictory memory about self & goes on adventures
>boy is curiously knowledgeable for his appearance and behaves surprisingly mature and experienced
>demon king attack
>eventual final boss
>final boss is actually the real teenage boy
>protagonist was actually Truck driver who died crashing into fucking demons that day
>reason he looks like the boy was because boy was last thing he saw & thought that must be him like in Ghost Trick
>final boss weak point is from the crash
>it's now Truck-kun's duty to finish the job
>>159462281
But anon, that's some oil it'll blow up. That's worth some money.
>>159453616
That wasn't just a case of God wanting him dead - that was a case of god wanting him dead and wanting everyone else in the world to know that God wanted him dead. It was sending a message.
>>159462322
>Knights & Truck
>>159441597
A truck with a Japanese cold.
>>159441597
Truck
>>159446180
Doctors in Japan are crazy. Don't trust them.
>Get hit by truck in real world
>Transported to fantasy world
>Get run over by cart
>reincarnate into real world as cute japanese girl
>truck drives into the hospital
>>159467391>eventually discover old family and friends and how they are right now
>>159444196
What if they were not children but decepticons?
>>159468798
Deepest lore
>>159467341
But anon, what about the fuckable ones?
>>159468743Their life is objectively better.
>>159469677Turns out that the death was arranged for financial reasons.
>>159453996
Is the isekai real?
>>159453996
>>159441597
the Japanese ''born with a weak body'' curse
>>159469956Must uncover the conspiracy while also getting your senpai to notice you and dealing with cute girl stuff.
You are all getting it wrong. It's not the Japanese Cold that is the deadlier. It's the Japanese Fever. Japanese people don't even need to go see a doctor or prove that they were ill. They only need to say 'I have a fever ' by the phone, and they get the whole day. The reason is that the employer knows that japanese hospitals make people wait half a day before you can see a doctor. Even if you came at 8 in the morning, you're only going to see your doctor at 13 in the afternoon,. And only five minutes. So the employer can only give up and give the whole day.
So The Japanese can go to their concerts, Pachinkos or Soaps and get back to work the next day saying 'I feel better'. It'll be OK.
>Live in London
>tfw reading up all those truck incidents every other week to bicyclists
If I ride a bike, do I get instant rights to isekai, or is it only a Japanese thing?