You walk in on your waifu being bullied.
What do?
>>159389288
Masturbate while watching, then rape the bully after I'm ready to go again.
>>159389288
Talk to the bully and convince her to stop, if that doesn't work stand between the two so I get beaten instead. She is stronger than me so the other person must be even stronger.
>>159389612
What this anon said, if she's getting bullied, what can I do.
Wait until it inevitably turns lewd, then >>159389359
>>159389359
Patrician right here
>>159389288
Join them
>>159389288
I don't have a waifu.
>>159389288
Rape the bully
Bully the bully and the waifu
Rape the bully and the waifu
>>159389288
>belly punch
Patrician. Did that guy do more?
>>159389288
Jokes on you i bully my waifu anyway
Help them.
enjoy the view for now, waifu getting bullied is hot
>>159393314
Konosuba is shit. Please stop posting. :)
>>159389288
join in
>>159396057
Konosuba is good. Please stop posting. :]
>>159389288
Shoot the bully
I get on all fours crying loudly as I realize that I'm powerless to stop it. Both of them get disgusted and walk away, leaving me alone in the fetal position.
>>159396057
No one cares about your opinion tryhard
>>159396135
I disagree. :D
>>159396305
You're entitled to your opinion, friend. 8)
>>159389288
Dropkick entry. Then enojy the opportunity to bully her a little too
What if my waifu is the bully?
Kill them
>>159389288
That actually is my waifu being bullied, OP. Thankfully it is Homura, so I don't have to hold back when I punch her stupid face.
>>159389288
depends, if the bully is a girl then this>>159389359, if it's a dude then this>>159389359
>>159389288
How did my waifu get caught like that? She is strong as fuck.
>>159400206
I'm sorry but literally why do people choose Mami as their waifu when she got 10 minutes of screen time and later flashbacks revealed how fragile her mind is. Every one of the other girls is more endearing.
>>159400325
you know damn well why people pick her as their waifu
>>159400325
>>159400411
-because she's pure, vanilla love in Human form?
>>159389288
Spit on her and tell her I've never actually loved her, then leave.
>>159396057
My waifu can, quite literally, help herself. The most I can do is hope they get intimidated by how big I am
>>159400325
Mami isn't my waifu. I'm just wondering how MY waifu got caught when she fights hellish monsters and lords of darkness for a living.
>>159389288
But my waifu is the one bullying here.
>>159400411
>>159400510
Big fat eighth grader t*ddies?
>>159400959
No, silly. As I said in the Mami /c/ thread.
Mami is:
Brave.
Selfless.
Caring.
Motherly.
Kind.
Cute.
Benevolent in nature.
A girl who means well even if it ends up being otherwise.
A defender of the innocent.
A WooWitch Slayer. (This is important.)
A good rolemodel, despite her flaws.
A good big sis for Nagisa.
A good senpai for Madoka and Sayaka (-and Homura and Kyoko).
Someone who didn't Witch out right after learning the truth, and went full on "Before we turn", trying to make it so her and her friends die themselves and not monsters.
Best and nicest Witch if she does become a Witch.
The person who will kick The Usurper's ass in the new movie, tell her why she's wrong, and help Madoka (along with probably Homura) make everything right again.
A good woman who would make a good wife and mother to my children.
-and she also has an extremely nice outfit as a Meguca.
>t*ddies
Why would you do this? Her breasts are even that big by anime standards.
>>159389288
Bully waifu harder.
Out-bully the bully.
>>159401258
She got 1 shotted by a randy on her party's first big encounter
Blonde jobber had a cute outfit but a blonde will forever be a blonde.
>only 1 person has said masturbate so far
So many newfags. /a/ is dead.
>>159401465
>let's all post the same thing instead of just replying to the fp.
>>159401258
She also:
- Shot Kyoko in her moment of distress. I understand that she was deeply upset and scared but no sane person would or should ever do this.
- She also did it without Kyoko's consent, which shows it was out of panic and not kindness.
- Is not truly brave, selfless, kind etc., although she is not evil either. She just puts up a strong front.
- Has no head so you can't do a lot of things with her.
- Is not Madoka, who is the best Madoka.
I guess she's kind of cute though.
>>159401465
Oh no! /a/ isn't posting the same thing more than once! /a/ IS DEAD!
>>159401671
>Is not Madoka, who is the best Madoka
Absolutely patrician
>>159401827
Us Madokafags have to stick together, all 4 of us.
>>159401671
>Shot Kyoko in her moment of distress
>but no sane person would or should ever do this.
If my buddy was going to become a Zombie, I'd shoot him dead in the face too. I'd feel bad about it, but I know he'd prefer that over the alternative.
>She also did it without Kyoko's consent, which shows it was out of panic and not kindness.
Panic doesn't make her a bad person, and she keep enough of a level head that she didn't turn into a monster right then and there from despair.
>Is not truly brave
You realize bravery is the ability to face your fears regardless of being afraid, correct? She was constantly afraid, but she fought Witches anyway.
>selfless
She regularly put herself in harm's way for people she owed nothing to, she snaps and becomes a Witch in the PSP game because the mother of a boy she couldn't save reminds her of her failures and it hits her she can't save everyone. She literally cared about others so much it basically killed her.
>kind
I ain't even bother arguing with that, and the fact I may have to in order to convince you otherwise is enough to dissuade me doing so.
Additionally, I actually am sorry she killed your waifu Kyoko in the third time, but desperate times sometimes cause some questionable desperate measures.
>>159401671
>I guess she's kind of cute though.
>>159401827
>>159401965
I may be a Mamibro, but I respect your good taste in Megucas.
>>159402248
>I guess she's kind of cute though.
Shit I arrow'd the wrong thing, I meant:
>- Is not Madoka, who is the best Madoka.
>>159401965
This is the biggest Madokafag.
>>159402345
If put Bebe (as in the namefag) into a ring with Homura in a battle for Madoka, who would win?
>>159402416
Implying anyone could defeat the Devil in anything.
>>159402459
Do not doubt my resolve.Or is it my stubborness?
>>159402507
No-one has more resolve or stubborness than Homura Akemi. No-one else could have spent 10 years reliving the same month over and over again in a desperate bid to save their waifu.
>>159402248
Alright I was wrong, I'll give you that she's pretty brave and kind. But no matter how I spin it I think what she did to Kyoko is wrong, since there was only the guarantee that she'd turn someday, and when or why she would was completely unknown. Kyoko didn't need to die there and then and all the girls knew it.
Also is the PSP game any good
>>159402416
Homura's Madokafaggotry is literally the most powerful force in the universe.
>>159402670
Not as powerful as the Demonbane.
>>159402577
>Also is the PSP game any good
Eh, it helps flesh out -all- their characters. It certainly does wonders for Mami since she only had the least screen time.
The translation project released a demo a while back for the first (Madoka?) route and the Extra route. Next is Mami's and hopefully at some point Sayaka's, Sayaka finally goes full Hero of Justice in hers if you do it right, so that'll be some for me personally since she's my second favourite.
>>159402782
Oh right, you probably wanted to know how the game itself is. Its a rather straightforward rouge-like dungeon crawler, the story elements are what you would really be playing for.
Homura doesn't even like Madoka for the right reasons, she's just obsessed because Madoka was nice enough to show kindness to her autistic asthma ridden ass. Seriously fuck Homura, I wish I could beat her skinny ass up and cuck Madoka away from her
>>159401258
>Her breasts are even that big by anime standards.
they are titanic by Madoka standards
>>159402941
As are her hips, but no one ever talks about them.
>>159401671
>has no head so you can't do a lot of things with her
You could just fuck the bodyor just fuck what's left of the neck?
>>159401465
>If you're not a sickfuck edgelord who doesn't love their waifu you're a newfag
You're right. /a/ really is dead.
>>159401465
>Masturbate to your waifu getting abused
You don't deserve to have one, filth.
>>159402926
I think you're right. What Homura shows isn't love, but desire. She doesn't want Madoka to be happy at all, she just wants her for herself, and that isn't true love.
>>159405918
Confirmed.
>>159401965
Madoka is the greatest. She needs more love.
>>159406267
This is 100% true and factual.Hello again if you're who I think you are!!! I guess that means there are still only 4 of us but hey that's okay.
Being a Sayakafag is the true suffering
>>159408144
She's my 2nd favourite and the justiest, does that count?
>>159408299
Yes. Kind of. No. Not really.
>>159408351
I'm sorry then, Anon. I'm sure you'll find another Sayakabro someday.
>>159389359
I would just start with raping the bully in front of my waifu to defend her honor.
>>159408376
Thank you Mamibro. You're right, I guess self cloning will be real someday... Haha...
My waifu is too strong to get bullied
>>159408669
t-thats a boy...
>>159408669
Say that to my face not online and see what happens.
>>159408144
Everyone loves Sayakachan now
>>159407911
Oh, it's you! Hello! I didn't think I'd run into you again so soon.
>>159409283
Our love for Madoka connects us through time and space itself. Either that or there's seriously only 2 of us around. God damn you Homura.
But chance meetings are always nice! Preserve your good taste my friend, Madoka deserves the love.
I try to save her and die instantly
>>159410259
My taste won't change any time soon. My love is nearly two years strong and is only intensifying. She's perfect.
>>159410422
She really is.
sheeeit you done fucked with the wrong niggas
>>159389288
Whip out my willy and start masturbating.
My Waifu is the daughter of Superman and Wonder Woman.
Depending on the situation there is little I can do if she has a bully.
I would most likely just try to be a distraction (before my inevitable death) unless I can some how get a hold of some tech.
>>159410422
>>159410586
do you guys get pissed that other people like your waifu
>>159412037
Nope, I'm just happy when other people also appreciate the characters I love.
>>159411349
This is the only acceptable option for /a/. Face it, you're weak, too many smiles weren't protected in times of need. You have even less power in anime world than you have here.
>>159389612
If the bully in question is homura, I grab her so she can't za warudo.
Grab soulgem and threaten to toss it if she doesn't comply.
Tie her up, as my waifu mami prefers, and help my waifu rape homura into obedience.
Or "interrogate" her alone while my waifu catches her breath.
Autism intensifies.
>>159412511
I mean she'd za warudo you the moment you let go of her. The only way you'd get her to comply is by cutting off her arm with the device on it.
>>159412623
>>159412511
This is getting real dark. Can we left Homura-chan unraped while stopping her from bullying?
>>159412181
I can still protect her with my body and hope they lose interest on her, or maybe create an opening for her to counterattack. Like I can pride myself to be definitely stronger than the average guy, I earned that through years of hard training, so I'm definitely not an average out of shape /a/non. It's just my wife has an special ability so she is even stronger than that.
>>159412689
No.
>>159412181
If I got transported to an anime world then I have plot armor. I might awaken an inner power or something
>>159412511
>implying magical girls aren't stronger than a normal human
>or that her soul gem isn't seemingly fused to her skin in that form
>or that she couldn't flashbang you like she did to another sucker before
You are nothing but bully fodder.
>>159412872
This would be you. You don't even get a face.
>>159412966
Is that a guy who was originally from the anime world? He might not get plot armor but because I was transported from another world then isekai rules apply
>>159412880
>>159412623
>>159412689
Then I'd have to use THAT
She'd probably like it since she's a subhuman like me
>>159408789
Says the nen crippled kid that is now weaker than Zushi
>>159399780
?!?
>>159389288
Turn 360 and walk away
>>159413865
>implying Zushi is weak
I question why a person is bullying nothing
>>159415291
Good taste, Akari is also my waifu
>>159415337
heh
What if the bully is my waifu?
>>159389288
Bullying builds character
>>159416963