>Entire character based around avenging dead family >Proceeds

>>159355966
>Naturo

>>159356064
>Sukase

>>159356107
>Entire edgy anime series

>>159356190
>Complete Prickly Chinese Cartoon Show

>>159356318
Arrogant and aggressive Korean cartoon program

>>159356409
Dark and brooding Taiwanese animated entertainment medium

>>159355966
Fuck off Narutard

>no family since young age
>finally has a family again
>leaves them behind in order to go on selfless mission to fight alien threats
H O K A G E
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>>159355966
>Obnoxious stalker groupie names your kid after whatever she ate that morning
>Pretend this never happened and move on with your life
Sasuke was taking the high road.

Then again the fat guy had the only good kid of the generation, so who cares.

>>159356801
Is Being Hokage mainly being a selfish, dumb ass?

>>159358162
More like being so busy you stop giving a fuck about everything except your job. Like office workers.

>>159358331
Well the first to fourth Hokages were lazy, selfish dumbasses though
>Hashirama: keeping Madara around, enslaving the Tailed Beasts though they are intelligent enough to write Summoning Contracts, not working with the other Kages to formulate the balance of power so that the Villages do not War with each other within their first decade of existence, not setting up infrastructure
>Tobirama: alienating the Uchiha, knowing about Danzo's and Hiruzen's rivalry and the former's raging inferiority complex, not doing anything in his power to surpress the dangerous Justus he created
>Hiruzen: Turning a blind eye to the Uchiha, Danzo and Orochimaru, getting the Village into 2 very deadly world wars, allowing Kakashi's dad to be bullied to death, allowing Naruto to be treated like dirt, allowing Sasuke to live on his own with out intervention
>Minato: not appearently doing anything about the Uchiha despite Kushina being best friends with Sasuke's mother
Tsundae did not seem to be much of a fuck-up, Kakashi was perfect, and Naruto is new

>>159358331
>In the world of ninja, the highest you can aspire is to become a sarariman
It's like pottery.

>>159359062
>peers get blown up by alien wood spikes
>stay safely at home writing on papers
>still get to do ninja stuff on time off

>>159355966
Blame shitty, unoriginal writing

>>159356533
faggot

>>159355966
Don't you mean poetry?

>going on missions risking his life
MUH SHIT DAD

Would Naruto be strong if he couldn't spam his chakra constantly like a retard?

>>159362176
No

>>159362127
But the alien hunting mission was practically useless though. Nothing meaningful gained

Fuck off narutards

>>159362249
He was able to discover who two of the most dangerous foes since Kaguya and more importantly, he alterted Naruto and co. Had he not done so things would have turned out differently.

>>159362443
He only discovered that Kaguya was frightened by something, which is incredibly vague information. I don't remember if he provided exposition on the Shikis during the Boruto movie

>>159356533
>>159362273
Nice meme

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>Father was Sannin level Did everything for the Leaf Village and when shamed kills himself to make up for it.
>In order to continue to make up for father's shame, focus on become the best ninja in the Leaf Village.
>Become a jounin at a young age and the student of the Hokage.
>Obtain a rival who could wound Madara Uchiha at his strongest and who was saving his ultimate technique he used to wound Madara just to fuck him up.
>Proceed to become an Anbu at a young age and train the best Uchihanigger in the village.
>Train the previous Hokage's child and the best Uchihanigger son, and some girl. Hokage now comes for advice.
>Become the strongest ninja in the world from hacks, because if he died, he would've fucked loli pussy in the after life.
>Wounds a god.
>In 10 years modernize the Leaf Village in its most peaceful time while not even wanting the job.
>Still young enough to live the bachelor life and will eventually crush the pussy of some woman until she produces an heir that will surpass him.

How can he keep getting away with it?

>>159363129
Literally the best character in the series besides Bushy Brow Duo

>>159363225
Kakashi should've had his very own series.

>>159355966
Yeah sorry

>>159358903
For the other Kage, yea. However, Hashirama came from a different period of war where he only knew how to fight. He knew he couldn't do much to create true peace, at least in his lifetime, due to everyone trying to kill one another. At least he was smart enough to know that war was not the way towards peace.

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>>159355966
>as a child clan gets killed
>his whole life is then based around killing his brother
>Kills his brother, epic, says sasuke
>Obito: "hey retard he was the good guy fucking idiot."
>Sasuke procedes to have his whole god damn world rocked and decides to destroy konoha cause they made his brother do that stupid shit
>eventually he decides he needs to reform the whole ninja world in order to create peace
>decides he will be the bad guy that the villages will hunt down for the rest of time so they all stay good friends.

name a flaw, this is a patrician character right here.

Its funny. I hated him pretty much the entirety of Naruto's run with a passion. But since he dropped the who "edgelord" thing and seems more laid back, he almost seems dare I say likable now

>>159363984
Same, hope we get to see more of him connecting with Sarada and Boruto and for Christ's sake, at least ONE display of affection with Sakura

>>159363291
Kakashi Gaiden actually caused me to come back to watching Naruto for its duration.

Then I stopped caring again.

>>159363658
Tobirama came from the same damn period. Hell, wasn't Hiruzen a child soldier in it too?

>>159364125
I'd like a callback story where Borutos team tries to see under Kakashis mask and get help from old team7. That was like the only time sauce actually acted like a kid

>>159355966
yeah sorry

>>159363717
His final plan
Who says that the remanants of the Ninja Alliance is not going to turn on each other over who is responsible?

>>159363717
>decides he will be the bad guy that the villages will hunt down for the rest of time so they all stay good friends.
what selfless sacrifice. Truly the most patrician character of the whole series.

>>159358331
The 3rd Hogman literally did jack shit and even took his time to chase down a problem kid when all he did was drink tea all day.

>>159363129
Dude he is like in his late 40's once Naruto is Hokage, and surprisingly still single.

To this day, I still wonder how Naruto came up with the Sexy Jutsu.

Hell, why did he crush on Sakura? Do any filler answer this stuff?

>>159355966
>last of his clan
>patrilineal society
>content with one daughter
If he had any sense of responsibility, Sakura's vagina would look like a hallway by now.

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>>159366103
Sasuke is an obvious faggot for not impregnating this every single year.

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>>159362882
Fuck off you newfag Narutards

>>159366086
He was an idiot savant where he was shit at general ninja stuff but got super fucking good at things that meshed well with his style. Naruto was really fucking good at transformation which we see a number of times through the series, and the prime motivator was probably for attention, negative or not. And what's more attention grabbing than a naked sexy girl? Not much. Naruto was too young to understand sex appeal but he saw how adult men reacted to adult women and worked from there.

He crushed on Sakura because she is a canonically attractive girl. That's about it because he got over the crush halfway through the second part.

>>159366103
In the end Sasuke realized that his clan is a mistake. Even if it makes him a cuck he's going to make sure that Sarada gets filled with Bort's Namikaze/Hyuga/Uzumaki seed.

>>159366194
Sakura's augmented strength makes sex a hassle as she's prone to pelvis crushing leg-locking due to her obsessive personality. Sasuke probably had to use the Rinnegan teleport to get out the first time and never went back.

>>159356495
__________________________Anime__________________________

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hey, guys, Hiashi is at it again, he is now trying it with Hanabi

how do we stop this madman?

>>159358903
>Well the first to fourth Hokages were lazy, selfish dumbasses though

In regards to Tobirama, I would say selfish, but definitely not lazy or dumb. The man was apt enough that he single handedly designed the leaf's administration, economy, social hierarchy, basically every working facet of the village was because of him.

>alienating the Uchiha
At the time, rightfully so. The Uchiha were notably untrustworthy and he needed them in a position where they were kept at a safe distance, yet still under the village's watchful eye.

>Minato
In all fairness, he was probably only a few months into the job when the 9-tails was released. His tenure definitely was less than a year. He didn't get time enough to do any impactful work as Hokage other then dying.

>>159366194
Son when? Hopefully not named Itachi

>>159364186
>wasn't Hiruzen a child soldier in it too?

Not likely. Hiruzen's generation was probably the first to be born after the founding of the village system.

>>159366406
>what is doggystyle
>what is putting Sakura on her side with her knees on her chest
>what is cumming in Sakura's mouth and then having her shove her spit into her pussy.

>>159366406
>Sakura's augmented strength makes sex a hassle as she's prone to pelvis crushing leg-locking due to her obsessive personality

I doubt that. Her strength is a technique, like walking up a wall or on water. She has to consciously do it. If she's really into the sex, I doubt she'd have the concentration to use such a technique.

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>>159366720
Doesnt need one since he has Boruto.

>>159366810
If many characters in the series can use complex jutsus on the verge of death and barely conscious then I'm sure someone can continually channel their chakra while having sex.

>>159367069

But why would she want to, though?

>>159366926
fuck I want to cum in his tight butthole

>>159366197
>spewing hurrr narutard to blend in with oldfags
Ah, the irony

>>159367234
To keep Sasuke from running away like he keeps doing. He's spent more time with Boruto than his own daughter at this point.

>>159367414
>To keep Sasuke from running away
But to do that would be another means of proof to herself that Sakuke doesn't want her. To force him to fuck her would be contradictory to her fantasy that Sasuke loves her.

It'd be like a shamed/self-hating gay man admitting that he's gay. He just simply cannot admit that he is what he hates the most and so long as he doesn't admit it, then he can continue to convince himself he's not a gay.

>>159366103
Actually if he cared at all about re-establishing the clan, he'd have had children with at least 5 different mothers.

One woman isn't enough to revive the clan, he needs to be knocking up bitches left and right.

But Sasuke is basically asexual so the clan is dead anyway.

>>159367776
>But Sasuke is basically asexual so the clan is dead anyway.

Unless Sarada starts becoming the village bicycle.

>>159368007
Because she's female, she can never produce as many offspring as a male Uchiha.

I mean, at best she's going to be churning them out at a rate of 1 a year. Whereas Sasuke would only be limited by how many chicks he could get pregnant in a year.

>>159365062
He would fucking wipe them out then reminding them the greater evil because that is all humans could ever understand. Orichimaru could help him become immortal to make it a permanent solution.

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>>159355966
>grew up without a family
>neglects the family he created

>>159368145
>I mean, at best she's going to be churning them out at a rate of 1 a year.

That theoretical pace is still better than Sasuke's ACTUAL results.

Also, she could potentially pop out more than one a year if she finds studs who have twins in their family/ancestry as it's a pretty common hereditary trait amongst twins/multiple birth individuals.

>>159366810
That's why she broke her fucking house down in a pissy fit?

>>159366103
>content with one daughter
Why do you think he's never home?

>>159356801
t.Boruto

>>159356801
>Can make a ridiculous amount of clones and have them do work
>This is even used in the show when convenient
>Somehow still has too much work to handle by himself
??????????

>>159364125
No. Sacuckra deserves to be treated like used goods.

>new series won't have Sauce coming home with a new child
>the child is Himawari's age

It would be great for the drama

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>>159363291

That filler anbu arc was top tier. The series should of just been about Kakashi during his anbu days.

>>159363129
>Obtain a rival who could wound Madara Uchiha at his strongest and who was saving his ultimate technique he used to wound Madara just to fuck him up.
truly the coolest guy

>>159369054
>Karin is the mom

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>>159368207
All that Talk no Jutsu and Sasuke just winds up becoming Pein. Heart of blades, motherfuckers.

>>159366338
>because she is a canonically attractive girl
GIANT FOREHEAD

>>159357066
>obnoxious stalker groupie names your kid after whatever she ate that morning
at least we know she didn't give head earlier that morning

Imagine how good this could have been if the power levels never went beyond Kakashi vs Zabuza/Sarutobi vs Orochimaru levels. They'd actually have to get creative and shit.

>>159371978
>Kuckashi
>KYS
Jesus

>>159355966
>pottery
Did you mean poetry?

That aside, I would enjoy the fuck out of a pottery anime/manga

>>159364658
Middle aged Kakashi manages to not get unmasked even 6v1 including ninja jesus

I want to see it now.