Looks like Megumin's on guard! What do you do, /a/?

>>159345506
Distract her with food, grab both her wrists, kiss her on the mouth, give her a wedgie then call her a nerd and run away in that exact order.

>145cm
>roughly 40kg

Effortlessly push her on the ground and rail her.

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>>159345506

I wanna steal her hat and shit in it!

>>159345506
Shoot her

>>159346598
You can't shoot her, she's a clever girl.

pipebomb

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>>159345506
I unzipped excalibur.

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I'll figure something out.

Im not a pedo so I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>159346913
SHE'S NOT FOR LEWDS

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>>159347323
Yes she is

>>159347525
I wonder how bad they smell after this hobo archiwizard walked all over the place looking for a group and food

>>159348151
She lived in an inn you dumdum

>>159345506
Love her even harder.

>>159347321
>360 degrees
>not pedo
Stop posting Aqua

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>>159349115
>not recognizing this meme

Go back there

>>159345506
I pull out my penis and start swinging it around to mimic a helicopter. Hope she explodes me, because this is how I want to die.

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Distract her with Imouto - Then glomp to my hearts content!

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>>159345506
I run at her while shouting "GOTTO BURO!!!", slide towards her on my knees at the last moment and using my momentum punch her straight in her coochy until it goes all *splortch* and she goes all "ah!".

I then dedicate my flawless victory to Aqua-sama, the one who educated me in the noble art of breaking the rules.

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>>159349777
Responding is part of the meme, you go back.

>>159350769
Why did you post an image of worst girl?

I'd show her my explosion, if ya know what I mean.

also did season 1 and 2 do well enough to justify a season 3?

>>159345506
pat her head

>>159351466
Both seasons did amazingly well. S2 is looking like it'll sell less than S1 by a couple thousands, but that's stil above the manabi line.
Still, none of this really warrants a third season if the anime just serves as a glorified ad for the light novel.

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>>159351046
Responding to the response is part of the meme. Let's stay here together.

steal her ____hat____

>>159351046
>>159352926
both of you should leave.

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>>159351501
Would Megumin like headpats, or would she complain that you're treating her like a child? Not that the latter would make me stop.

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>>159352947
Anyone who likes Megumin is an outstanding person and should remain here.

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>>159345506
Tickle her sides mercilessly against her squeals and protests, that'll knock her defenses down!

>>159346085
I'd do it in reverse.

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>>159349777
>Go back there
There is no way Im returning to that stable you made me live in you commando leech goddess

>>159346085
If I had to pick the order I do it in
>wedgie
>nerd
>distract with food so she forgets what I just did
>kiss
>grab wrists and then run away, still holding wrists
foolproof

>>159354306
>grab wrists and then run away, still holding wrists
That's the lewdest thing I've read today and I've been on /h/.

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>>159345506
Call her a loli.

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>>159354937
>it's super effective

Offer her a fried toad leg.

>>159354306
>grab wrists and then run away, still holding wrists
h-how does that work

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>>159355465
A bit like this, except you're the one holding her wrists.

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>>159345506
Call the police, there's a madman around. Running down underground to a dive bar, in a West End town.

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I like them both 2bh