Umineko

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>>159320317
I want to deito Lucifer.

>>159320754
Do you think Rosa has BPD?

>>159320317
Rosa has "I didn't get enough Dick Disorder" desu.

>>159320317
No, she's just justifiably pissed at her profoundly retarded daughter who screeches like a banshee over roses and insists on LARPing wherever she goes.

Rosa did nothing wrong and was right in beating the shitter known as Maria.

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>>159320317

>>159320317
Most misunderstood character.
>Daughter is a retard
>Was the single family member who was genuinely good hearted but always exposed to their shit
>Violent Rudolf, selfish Eva and asshat Krauss. Kinzo too.
>Never met expectations.
>Bitched at by their new mother.
>Just wanted a normal quiet life
>Her employees are useless
>Some retards want her to be a killer
>Caused Beatos death by accident
>Is actually a soothing person who is just a mess due to her shitty life.
>Some retards wanna make her out to be a killer

>>159322725
I feel this way too and always just get a bunch of (You)s telling me I'm Rosa. I wish there was a way to just mute Maria, because the constant "Uuu uuu uuuuu" shit was so annoying

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>>159320317
Posting best Seacat.

>>159324547
wait where's the shotgun?

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>>159326611

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Every thread until we reach the Golden Land.

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>>159327867

NEW WTC WHEN?!

>>159320317
She is a good person but well she became paranoid because of her siblings and parents who abused her when she was a child, also she have a huge inferiority complex and no luck with men. I'm pretty sure a good dicking and a new father for Maria will cure her.

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>>159325210
This.

Remember Rosa killed one of the gun bunny?

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>>159328833

Umineko anime remake when?

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Rosa is great but Natsuhi is really underrated.

A horrible person. Prefers to be with men before her daughter. She beats her brutally, and rarely stayed with her because she didn't have the patience to raise her own child and teach her how to act appropriately which is making both of them unhappy. Told her that she never wanted her, that she wanted to abort her, that because of her she could not get a husband even though it's her own fault, and that she wants her to die.
Even if her life was shit when she was a young is no excuse to mistreat your children. Fuck her.

How does the manga measure up to the VN? I want to read Umineko but I dislike VNs, am I just going to have to suck it up and give in?

>>159329295
I would prefer good looking women over my offspring but I aint a horrible person

>>159329697
The manga is pretty good and goes a lot deeper into the mystery near the end, but I'll still always recommend the VN for the soundtrack and voice acting along.

If VN's aren't your thing though, then the manga is perfectly fine, it doesn't skip anything important.

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>>159329697
The manga is a good adaptation. I still recommend you try the VN because of the god tier soundtrack and voice acting.

>>159329697
It's excellent and the art style is varied and very good. Either that or the terrible animu adaptation, your choice.
>>159329747
Good for you, virgin.

>>159329697
Offsetting the idiot woman response, stay far away from the anime.

If Rosa had a guy like Hideyoshi she would've probably been the happiest of the siblings.

>>159329915
I highly doubt Hideyoshi would like someone as unstable as her.

>>159329697
Read/watch/play/whatever the VN, you dummy.

You already clearly aren't completely averse to reading, so why on earth would you want to forgo the version the creator intended it to be, including an excellent musical score that ties into the story very well and the voice acting?

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I want to have incredibly rough, and loud sex with Rosa. With Maria listening.

>>159329948
Eva was pretty badly damaged she just manged to cover it up with the thought of George becoming head. And I remember Rosa being the least fucked mentally. She may have had emotional issues, but she was in most episodes, the most rational person next to Kyrie. From what we see most of her issues stem from her husband abandoning her and Maria being a autist. With a stable family no husband abandonment complex and a more caring environment for the retard.

>>159329948
She's unstable because she's depressive a single mother, what Rosa needed was a man to rely on.

>>159329961
It's not for everyone. The VN is good, but quite long and a little bizarre, and not everyone is willing to risk their time to get disappointed at the end. I remember I was a little nervous the first time I play the VN because it was an unknown experience and reading a manga is more comfy and normal. Its a common fear.
>>159330094
She could have more temperance and faith on herself, love herself more, grow as a person and not end up being just as harmful as her family, but no. She hates herself, always did, and expels all that hatred towards his daughter who is innocent. Her husband abandoned her is not the cause, she always was just as immature as her daughter. I don't like her.
>the most rational person next to Kyrie
That's almost funny.

>>159320317
Who is Maria's dad?

>>159331182
Beatrice

I want to marry Rosa.

>>159328025
Gohda was a great guy. The other characters should have been more respectful of him.

>>159331975
He's kind of a dick, or at least the writing made it seem that way. Only really looking out for his own image and doesn't care if Shanon or Kanon get fucked over in the process unless it's some special occasion where his mood is good.

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Rosa didn't deserve a daughter as shit as Maria.

>>159332026
Caring about having a good image and not caring about underage kids isn't a bad trait.

>>159332090
Maria's father made the right choice.

Are you man enough to marry Rosa and become her emotional support?

>>159332298
Keep in mind she has an autistic daughter that believes in something as ridiculous as magic.

>>159332298
>and become her emotional support?

You mean giving her my dick every night? Why, of course.

>>159332306
Oh so you didn't have imaginary friends when you were a kid?

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>>159332444
I didn't. You did?

>>159332453
Not that anon, but almost everyone had an imaginary friend when they were kids. I had a few myself when I was in kindergarten, nothing to be ashamed of. It's only abnormal when you are already in school, or all growed up like some of those waifufags.
>>159332026
Nah, he was an asshole, but an likeable asshole. Also, he ended up being one of the most normal of them all.

Why was Maria so retarded anyways?

>>159332763
Why do you make so many questions?

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>>159332688
>Not that anon, but almost everyone had an imaginary friend when they were kids
Not that anon, but I didn't either
Are they really that common?

>>159333309
This. I tried to make some cause everyone else seemed to have one but I gave up because it was stupid and they obviously weren't real.

>>159332763
Abandonment issues made her seek out attention where there wasn't any. Can you imagine being so lonely you accidentally make something like a tulpa?

>>159333309
Almost all of my friends had one, so yes I guess?

>>159333349
I never met anyone who had an imaginary friend. I mean sure, we sometimes played make-believe with imagining characters who weren't really there, but it was more of tabletop RPG NPC kind of situation than actually believing they were there.

>>159333430
I never really believed they were real, like Santa Claus or something like that. I knew it was just a game but I still played with them so they were like an imaginary friend.

>>159333364
>Can you imagine being so lonely you accidentally make something like a tulpa?


Yeah I can actually

>>159320317
Rosa was stuck in a cycle of abuse

she should be pitied and you can feel sorry for her and consider her a nice person, but you can't forgive the child abuse

>>159333533
Interesting, did your imaginary friend have an appearance in your head?

Yasu did nothing wrong

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>>159320754

>>159337969
I don't know why, but I can never see characters of Umineko in sexual light even if the illustration such as here is blatantly sexual. I don't know why.

>>159329792
>voice acting

Don't play the PS3 version

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>>159338113
Why not?

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>>159338210
UhhauHAHAHA
DAME WHEWA WAWAWA
BATURA-SWHAN

>>159338232
If I had to guess it'd probably be because of how most of the characters are fictional inside the story which makes them less "real". It'd be like sexualizing a ghost or some shit. I know this doesn't make any sense as it's not like any anime characters are real in the first place.

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>>159338468
I can't help but sexualize the Stakes.

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>>159338499
>Tfw fapped furiously to Shannon's top-tier body before Chiru was translated

>>159338468
>Half the characters aren't even real and the story is just a bunch of assholes getting blown up during their family get together

>>159338844
>Sexualizing fictional paperweights or dead people
You really can't win with Umineko, can you?

>>159338844
>>159338905
fucking hell, it may not have been perfect but Umineko really was something else wasn't it

>>159338499
No one asked you to stop posting lewd stakes.

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>>159339654
Lewd is no good!

>>159338844
90% of the story isn't real
The only 100% real things are the very ending and some Ange scenes
Maybe 5 hours in total are real

So is hating on PS3 version a meme or something? What's bad about it?

>>159339852
Stakes are best for lewding.

>>159342076
The art is not as "unique" as in the original. I remember there was a pretty spot-on article on some satire site but I don't remember where.

>>159335489
They were my toys, dolls and stuffed animals, but alive, like Toys Story. I don't really remember if I gave them a different look in my mind. I loved to play with blocks and make castles for them to live, while I imagined my dad as some kind of white horse when I rided his back, or a living throne. Sometimes I imagined the horse following me alongside the car when I was being driven to whatever place. You know, that type of stuff. I was well aware of all that being a product of my imagination though.

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I want to fuck Lambdadelta!

>>159343231
Literally made for consumption as all sweets

>>159343231
Am I the only one who thought the katakana on the right were cum drops before expanding the pic?

I want to do lewd things with the female detective.

>>159344658
That's some strangely shaped cum.

>>159343231
But why?

I ship Battler and Ange.

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>>159338499
Asmo is literally the demon of lust, mind you.

>>159345874
So does Ange.

>>159320317
I have borderline and I actually had same question and conversation with my girlfriend.

Yeah, pretty much. Don't see her drinking like a maniac though.

>>159322980
Rosa was the one who gave Maria her delusions about magic in the first place.

>>159338113
Maybe because you played the original version with potato sprites?

>>159346834
Beato is hotter as a potato though.

>>159321008

Best Parent Disorder? Why yes, yes she did

>>159329697
Don't forget to watch the OP of the anime and absolutely nothing else from the anime.

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>>159347322
I think you're forgetting about DESIRE?

>>159320317
More like shit writing dude. This writer is always like this.

>>159348234
How is Rosa shittily written? It's entirely plausible for her to be like she is considering the family she grew up in. Not to mention that guy who tricked her and left her with a huge debt + baby.

>>159329973
>Uuu- Mama's been possessed by a good witch after meeting Anon
>I can hear her casting spells every night.
>Uuu- it's hard work though. Sometimes Mama can barely walk the next morning, and there are sometimes marks where the failed spells burnt her.

>>159329915
Every woman/Sayo in Umineko would have been happier if they had a guy like Hideyoshi.

>>159332763
Repeated beatings gave her so many concussions that she basically got donkey-brains.

First Priest-kun ended up making her think that she's Jesus, then Beatrannyice made her think she was a witch.

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>>159350546
>uu-uu Maria wants to see the special night magic too uUu

>>159351063
Fuck off.

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>>159350546
>>159351063
This is actually a pretty good doujin plotline.

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>>159331975
Gohda is evil! Evil!

>>159338674
It's okay, EP7 revealed there was a real Shannon who helped Yasu when she was a kid.

>>159350710
>Donkey-brains

It's Always Sunny In Rokkenjima.

>>159351213
holy shit

>>159351307
Are you seriously telling me you just realized that?

>>159351213
Wait is that the legit explanation for what happened to the rose?

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I want to hatefuck this woman.

>>159351677
I think it is quite obvious, anon.

>>159320317
I always thought Rosa's ex (Maria's father) would come into play somehow. In fact I thought Wil was him when we first saw him

>>159329295
>Prefers to be with men
Merely siblings having secret meetings on how to deal with Krauss and the inheritance.

>She beats her brutally, and rarely stayed with her because she didn't have the patience to raise her own child and teach her how to act appropriately which is making both of them unhappy.

Black Witch influence. Ange went into that.

>Told her that she never wanted her, that she wanted to abort her, that because of her she could not get a husband even though it's her own fault, and that she wants her to die.

Illusion scene of Maria's own beliefs.

>Even if her life was shit when she was a young is no excuse to mistreat your children.
Course not. But the point is to understand that she is not a terrible person at heart but a victim of the Black Witch.

>Fuck her

Gladly.

>>159351720
Not really. The Rose was in shit condition. Hardly fit to be made into a dish.

>>159352782
Blah, blah, blah.
>>159352845
I thought that's what was implied, but you might be right, or not. Who knows?

>>159352782
Also, witches don't exist, you silly.

Did Ryukish07 create any new why they cry? Was umineko the last?

>>159353294
No and maybe.

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>>159353294
There's a new one that's gonna be in development this year. We don't know anything about it tho

>>159353525
Japanese truck-san manners are exquisite.

>>159351714
I want to lovefuck that woman.

>>159320754
I'm literally going to marry Azusa.

>>159353294
https://rokkenjima.org/when-they-cry-5-teaser-page-published/

it's something I guess

>>159354079
Hmm, I don't know. I think Ryukishi's time ended a while ago with Umi, not really hyped about it.

Last post is mine.

>>159355332
Nope.

I dedicate this last post to my beloved witch, Furudo Erika.

I dedicate this last post to my beloved butler, Ronove.

>>159355396
Not fair. I don't like you.

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I dedicate this last post to my beloved wife, Rena Ryuuguu.

>>159351252
Shannon was just an imaginary friend and the "ideal" servant in Yasu's mind. Hence why Yasu mainly uses Shannon's personality.

I dedicate this last post to myself. Last post is best post, and that's why mine is best and yours not.

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So is the shitty Umineko fighting game not getting localized anymore or what? It was supposed to be coming to steam

Fug!

>>159358258
It's still coming out. Mangagamer has to fix the multiplayer from the ground up.

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Reminder of who is best girl.

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>>159358516
Sure thing.

>>159358258
Who cares? I suck at fighting games so I'm not interested.
>>159358516
Stupid overly exaggerated laugh.
>>159358624
Doesn't even exist.

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>>159358790
Didn't play with voices so I don't know how annoying her laugh is.

>>159358790
>Who cares? I suck at fighting games so I'm not interested.
It has story content, which is why most people care faggot.

>>159358847
Whatever. Did I upset you, faggot?

>>159358790
>Who cares
Enough people to get a fantranslation process going before it got officially announced for a western release.

>>159358790
>I suck therefore who cares about a game
Why not just ignore it if you are just mad you're bad?

>>159358829
You're missing out. All the seriousness becomes a comedy.
>>159358985
I'm just fucking with you, jeez. Why are you idiots so defensive?

>>159320317
That's because she's actually Beatrice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLhqUzUgxc&list=PLC-1oPty3rw5EzXqCWw2O7i930evIkzMX

>>159331182
A conman

>>159359045
Who said I wans't going to or that I'm angry?
>>159359184
>more than two hours
Lol, no thanks.

>>159359184
>2 hours
> Part 1
haha

>>159358258
It looks kinda fun, I want to play it.

>>159359184
I'm not THAT invested in the story to watch more than two hours of nonsensical fan theory, sorry anon.

>>159359299
>>159359260
>not watching the 10 QUICK RUNDOWN on rosatrice
It's literally game theory kino

>>159359536
See >>159359515

>>159359184
There's already the manga which officially confirms everything.

>>159358790
>Bernkastel doesn't exist.

Top fuckin kek. Come back when you've done your research.

>>159330094
>>159330100
That's certainly part of the problem, but we don't know enough about Rosa to say how stable she would be with her husband around. All we know is that she wasn't a crazy bitch in 1967, but was in 1986.

Personally, I think she would be depressed, kind of unstable, and kind of a cunt sometimes even with her husband around, but that she wouldn't be completely unhappy and wouldn't cause too much damage to Maria.

>>159359664
But witches doesn't exist, anon. Are you stupid?

>>159346660
Are you similar to Rosa?

>>159357232
So nostalgic.

>>159359664
>>159359831
Checkmate, nerd. There's absolutely no counter argument against my brilliant attack. I win.

>>159359049
I never could decide which was better, voice-acted ps3 or original version. Visually speaking there's no contest but voice or no voice? Dilemma.

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>>159360878
I agree on the visuals part, original no contest.

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>>159360944
Original sprites are great but PS3 ones are perfect. Especially with the voices.

>>159320317
She just wanted to make some money and suck some cock but her insane relatives with their witch bullshit ruined everything.

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>>159361761
>Especially with the voices

Actually made me hard.

>>159360944
Original sprites are garbage.

>>159320754
Stupid, sexy Lucifer.

>>159361761
You have no idea how those sleeves make me feel, my goodness.

>>159363137
Erika's voice is also top tier.

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I don't understand what went so right with Erika. She's my all time favorite fictional character and I read a lot of actual books.

>>159365250
That's because you're actually a slut just like she is, and you see yourself in her.

>>159365389
Your waifu would be my favorite character by this logic.

>>159357444
Then how come Berune referred to Yasu and Shannon separately?

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>>159363491
Not even Battler would deny that.

I want to put some Umineko portraits up in my library.

>>159322725
Shut up Rosa.

>>159369646
I will do that as soon as I move out.

>>159365250
She's very decisive and larger than life. Those are both traits that, while not necessarily admirable, are easy to admire.

>>159338844
>>159340723
>>159339489
>>159338905
>Low tier readers who still don't understand that the Witches (but only the high tier ones not Beatrice and Battler) are real

>Not know that the answer to the "Who is the writer and who is the character" is that FEATHERINE is the real one.

Did you guys only play the game and not listen to interviews and read/play his other works?

>>159345874
The best pairs from best to least:
Battler x Erica
Battler x Rosa
Battler x Beato
Battler x Lambda
Battler x Ange

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>>159345874
Battler x Shannon is the best pairing.

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>>159360503
Gmorning, It's time to bring more chaos into the world.

>>159369915
Larger than life? What's that?

>>159365250
I don't believe you.
>>159372287
I think anon is talking about a tree, not sure.

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>>159372287
>>159372351
It's a common expression. Read a book sometime.

>tfw hated Erica during my playthrough
>mfw after finishing Umineko realized Erica was the true best girl all along

>>159372475
Not everyone is an english speaker like you, burger nerd.

>>159320317
>Did Rosa have Borderline Personality Disorder?

No, that would be Ryukishi.

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>>159372511
I don't know how people could hate Erika in the first place. Her try-hard to be better than everyone else attitude was too cute to pass up.

>>159372537
Best answer in the whole thread.
>>159372540
Your waifuism is blinding you.

>>159372554
She isn't my waifu though, I just like her personality. I liked EVA and Dlanor more.

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Now that you mention Erika, I translated this recently.

>>159372540
Best taste.

>>159372540
She was too much of a cunt

>>159372570
Don't you ever contradict me again.

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>>159372606
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Detective Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous boardgames with witches, and I have over 300 confirmed solutions. I am trained in using my brain and I’m the top detective in the entire Sea of Kakera. You are nothing to me but just another mystery. I will wipe you the fuck out with logic the likes of which has never been seen before on this Fragment, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the telephone? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of goats across Rokkenjima and your closed room is being traced right now so you better prepare for the solution, maggot. The solution that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your catbox. You’re fucking figured out, kid. I can solve mysteries anywhere, anytime, and I can complete your puzzle in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my grey cells. Not only am I extensively trained in sealing things with duct tape, but I have access to the entire power of the Detective's Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mystery off the face of the Fragment, you little witch. If only you could have known what unholy solution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting the Trick Ending, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Blue Truth all over your catbox and you will drown in it. Your mystery is fucking solved, kiddo.

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>>159372624
Shuttup and leave me alone.

Any plotholes in Umineko, or was it perfect?

>>159372665
Yes, see >>159352845. We never knew what happened to the rose, fuck you Ryukishi, you suck

>>159352845
Gohda probably got rid of it while picking the other roses.

>>159372833
Makes sense. I feel stupid now.

>>159372695
Wasn't it rainy and windy? The wind blew it away

>>159372878
Nah, I think is more likely what this anon >>159372833 said. Well, another mystery solved thanks to me.

>>159372929
But you didn't do anything.

>>159363467
Original sprites had the best expressions. The ps3 only had cosmetics and no substance.

>>159373129
I was the one who pointed out that with my post, which makes you solve the mystery. I was pulling the strings from the shadows all the time! My job here is done.

Here's another mystery: Why is Jessica such a huge baka?
Even a dumb monkey would have noticed Shannon and Kanon not existing at the same time after living together at the island for years.

>>159373182
Some people born stupid, I guess? There, I solved it.

>>159372287
It's a stupid expression that doesn't mean anything which americans love to use.

>>159373230
Even stupidity has a limit.

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>>159373182
She is either retarded or willfully ignorant.

>>159373346
It's animu logic, doesn't have to be all realistic. I mean, almost everything is exaggerated and funny, like their expressions. If you see it like a comedy is glorious.

>>159372606
Is "(to) contradict" actually used synonymously to "(to) object to" or is your grasp on English simply bad?

I'm asking, because I have seen that usage frequently in recent time and it disconcerts me.

>>159373403
Sorry, my english is quite bad... but I will improve, I swear!

>>159373346
>Ecen

You are not making a convincing argument.

>>159373403
>tfw I kind of use 4chan as a way to learn more english but even americans write like shit

>>159360878
Sorry, I was sleeping and didn't see your post. Never played the original version, but the voice-acted ps3 surely makes it more fun, and easy to keep your attention on the story while you play the VN, so I say is better.

>>159373622
English grammer has so many retarded rules and exceptions.

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>mfw Rosa winks at Battler-kun

>>159374166
No harm done anon, it's a slow thread so we'll be here for another day at least, what's a few hours?
Thanks for the help.

>>159374562
They are the OTP. I want Battler to become Maria's new father.

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>>159373182
>hey these two siblings of different genders I know look kind of similar
>holy shit, they must be the same person!
Is this what you wanted Jessica to think?

>>159320317
>>tumblr

>>159320317
Go to hell crazy bitch.

>>159373182
Shannon and Kanon didn't live in the island, all the servants were taking turns to work on Rokkenjima, it is perfectly possible that "Shannon" and "Kanon" were never called at the same time.

>>159373374
Her father is Krauss, so she's definitely lacking in the brain department.

>>159373403
I think his use of contradict was correct.

>>159374562
I'd forgotten about that. I guess Rosa obaa-san really can be charming.

>>159320317
Any good Rosa hentai? Any oyakodon?

>>159383946
No such thing as good umineko hentai.

>>159375220
No problem.
>what's a few hours
Yeah, I suppose the idiots are going to keep bumping the thread all day.

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>>159387321
Idiots?

>>159387657
Yes, idiots ^^

I thought Maria was just autistic but later it turned out that she thought that all of the "Uuus" were supposed to act like a magical spell to remove Rosa's bad mood.

Felt some feels.

>>159388788
The relationship of Maria with her mother was heartbreaking, but I always thought the magical spell stuff was very forced.

>>159387021
There's the one where Asmo and Satan ass-ram Jessica and Kanon. That one's alright.

>>159382345
"Kanon-kun, you are human! Forget about being furniture and be by my side when we start building resorts on the Moon!"

>>159389035
It was forced since Beatrice was Maria's only real friend and Yasu just pushed his craziness about magic onto Maria

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This is Battler's uncle.

>>159389592
I didn't see it as forced as the Uuu magic spell. I thought Yasu teaching Maria about magic was interesting and convincing at least. I just felt Ryuukishi was trying way too hard with Maria's tragedy, adding more and more unnecessary details to the drama. I didn't mind it, but that the way I felt it.

>>159389777
More news at 11.

>>159387021
I think there was a good Ange doujin.

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>>159389777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMcdEswK8k

>>159390610
I'm dying

Why is Erika so fucking sexual holy shit

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>>159359184
I wish Rosatrice were true, but only because it'd be hot.

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>>159391665
She just is.

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>>159391665
Who knows?

>>159391665
Ryukishi is not dumb. She is purposely designed to be appealing to the creepy/pervy male audience so the virgin fanbase won't go away.

magic is real

>>159393085
Prove it faggot.

Protip: you can't.

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>>159393085

>>159393085
Said no one ever.

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>>159393139
prove it isn't

you can't

>>159393190
wut

>>159393190
We can play this shit endlessly beato.

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>>159393085

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>>159393227
>>159393252

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>>159393227
>>159393252

>>159393302
>>159393337
I mean, I don't understand what you wrote here >>159393190
Are you stupid or something? Yes you are.

>>159393397
> I don't understand what you wrote here

it's like you haven't even read umineko

>>159393452
??? I just thought you wrote it badly, that's all.

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>>159393505
well, I could have phrased it better I guess

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>>159387021

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>>159393582
The end may as well be kanon.

>>159393582
Finally somebody posted it. You're absolutely correct.

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>>159393582
>>159393637
STOP

>>159393582
>>159393637
Don't you guys have another board for this type of stuff?

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>>159393582
>...could it be Yasuda?
You would know, wouldn't you?

>>159357444
Shannon was a real servant she met in the orphanage who was kind to her. She idealized her and wanted to be like her so she adopted her persona. Same way Yoshida was a younger boy and used him as a source for creating Kanon. Yasu's own personality is rarely shown as she is just playing the Beatrice dominatrix facade while she is an insecure and cynical not-girl whose only hobby is reading, talking to herself and losing house keys.

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>>159395765
Yasu's own personality is basically Shannon's shyness plus Kanon's cynicism and Beatrice's wit.

>>159395765
>she
Pffff

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You are at Rokkenjima with your gf and this guy fondles your gf's breasts
What do you do?
Keep in mind you were planning to propose to her a few hours later

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>>159397310

>>159358258
>ah man that's hot
>oh wait its rosa

>>159359260
>>159359299
>>159359515
>>159359536
Don't worry, people who actually did waste their life reading it already proved it wrong long ago.

>>159397613
Tell me something I don't know. It's probably the most talked theory of these threads, everyone says it sucks every time and make fun of it, not difficult to figure it out even if I don't want to watch the video.

>>159397613
Thanks for telling me, anyway.

We can all agree that -45's UNTZs are best UNTZs right?

>>159399827
-45?

>>159395765
>Yasu's own personality is rarely shown as she is just playing the Beatrice dominatrix facade
I see you haven't read Confession of the Witch.

See? I can be ontopic as well sometimes if I try. This thread was nice and cosy, not full of shitposting. Bye-bye ;;3;; <3
I will love you forever ; u ;

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>>159328833
Unironically my favorite Ushiromiya's.

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>>159406168
Same anon.

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>>159406168
>>159406541
dumb maria poster

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Maria a shit

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>>159406634
Intelligent Erika poster

>that feel when I will never ever be able to find this t-shirt in stock anywhere anymore
https://myfigurecollection.net/item/37978

>>159397613
Probably the best thing about that entire video series is that people shot it through of holes after the first 30 minutes of the first video before the whole thing was up. And the guy could never really come back from that and once he finished uploading he went back to pointing out contradictions in Bible text.

>>159373182
>>159373230
>>159373346
>>159373374
Willful ignorance.

>>159381200
S&K were different wasn't that big deal with how they stayed on the island instead of going back to the orphanage.

>>159393637
>>159393708
>>159393729
Why did Beatrice need to call more than one guy she can demonstrate yaoi with only 1 partner

>>159409739
Mutilated penis.

>>159324547
>>159350407
>>159320317
Rosa is a MILF and literally did nothing wrong

as the youngest she was bullied by EVERY family member, fuck you thinking she has a personality disorder she's fucking abused

She had Maria's father walk out on her leaving her a single mom, sure she's from money but she barely sees ANY of it ( non of the siblings really do thus most of the plot ).

I'd marry her in a heartbeat because she has shown mostly good characteristics past that, also >>159406840 she'd be a lot less stressed if she didn't have an autistic retard child like Maria, she really didn't deserve to have to raise that brat alone after the shit she'd been though

ROSA IS BEST UMINEKO FUCKING FIGHT ME BITCHES

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>>159409901

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>>159409625
>S&K
>Unlike Shannon, I don't chuckle

>>159410115
So was this outfit out of his Chunniness or did she somehow know that years later wearing an outfit where his gender couldn't be determined would help?

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>>159410031

>>159397310
Get the hell off the island with her? I don't want to get blown up by a bomb.

>>159409901
>sure she's from money
Jessica has enough money to glue it to the walls, yet she's not very happy. Why would it work for Rosa.
And while i'd not say Rosa did nothing wrong, she's much more salvageable than Kyrie, Natsuhi or Eva.
The easiest to make happy would still be Jessica, all she would need is a good friend. Rosa would still chew on what she did to Maria, even after finding happiness.

>>159373182
There are like dozens of maids and staff that work there at different times. Genji who was head of the schedule arranged so that they rarely ever were scheduled at the same time. The events of the game were an exception at her request.