Today, on class /a/...

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>>159314790
>going to class

lol

I'm doing absolutely nothing but this girl keeps bullying me.
What do I do? I want to sit near my window in peace.

>>159315027
Pay someone to rape her?

Anyone else feel they can always rely on Ciel-Senpai?

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Shhh, Tanaka is sleeping.

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Today on class /a/, a lesson on fighting from adorable idol Shiomi-chan!

>>159314790
*Sits behind the second desk from the end near the window*
What a boring day like any other...

>>159314790
Anyone seen Satsuki? She's been skipping class since last week, wonder if anything happened to her. You wouldn't know, would you Tohno-san?

Well it's not a big deal anyway.

>>159314790
Can you please use a different image for these threads? I hate this game.

This

>>159315966
This

*masturbates in the back site of the classroom*

>>159314790
Why the fuck is there always an empty desk beside that really ordinary kid at the window
I'm gonna bully the shit out of him

>>159314790
Why the FUCK is that weirdass red eyed blonde standing out in the courtyard again?

and why the fuck does >>159314893 keep passing out every five minutes

>>159315884
>Anyone seen Satsuki?

Who?

>>159314790
ANON-KUN, I HEARD YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS BEING FUCKED BY THE FAT, BALD PRINCIPAL AND HE SENDS PICTURES OF EVERYTHING THEY DO TO YOU, IS THAT TRUE?

>>159316310
Obviously fucking not, anon-kun would never have a girlfriend

>>159314790
If only I had the current knowledge back in highschool.

As the class rep, it is my duty to inform everyone to stop masturbating to Takahashi-sensei. I know a lot of you do it and try to be stealthy, but she can easily see your hands moving under the desk, and one of you clearly shouted I WANT TO IMPREGNATE MY SLUTTY TEACHER the other day in class. She claimed to feel humiliated and enraged by the class's behavior, and threatened to take action if it continued. As you all know, she managed to get our upperclassman Anon-san expelled for taking creeper shots of her ass, so I hope you'll all take this into consideration.

I saw Tohno-san walking around at night downtown.

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Hey, I just found a cum filled doll in the back closet.

Alright class, this year it is up to us do something for the school event. Anybody has any ideas? I suggest a maid cafe.

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Jotaro-san's going to be substituting at class /co/ in a few weeks.

Wish him luck.

>>159316878
Class /co/ can go fuck themselves

Sensei! I don't understand this question.

>>159316791
Maid cafe except it's actually a butler cafe.

>>159316729
Tohno-san sucks big gaijin dick so I'm not surprised.

My senpai told me they got a transfer student in his class who always reeks of curry. French people are fucking weird.

>>159316791
SCHOOL PLAY

I GOT A ZERO IN THE EXAM AGAIN MOM'S GONNA KILL ME

>>159316684
Meet me on the rooftop after school, class rep-chan.

>>159314790
why are tsukihime's backgrounds just filtered images?

Oi! Anon-kun where's my yakisoba-pan? You better hurry up and get me one or else we'll have to do you know what to you after class.

Hey anon, did you get the latest copy of Jump?

I spent my allowance already, lemme read it.

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>>159314790
I'm too smart for class so I'm just going to stay in the clubroom until it's time to go home.

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>>159314908
Hey this is Cromartie High turf, what're you two doin'?

This right eye of mine throbs.

>>159317457
You should see a doctor.

>>159317601
Who are you, how did you hear my thoughts?

>>159316791
Halloween-themed

>>159317093
Romeo and Juliet?!

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Sensei! They put me in a maid costume again!

Why that desk is always alone?

>>159317782
What an absurd!
Take it off right now, including the undergarments, i'll handle yo- the problem for you. Students these days, i swear.

>>159317970
They say a ghost who died used to sit there.

>>159318067
KYAAA S-SUMIMASEN, SENSEI, I WAS TALKING TO >>159317810

Hey I heard that a transfer student is coming in today.

Hmph ... fools.

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You guys aren't alright, I'm glad you went to school today.

>>159318136
OHAIYO
boku wa jorge de mejico
very nice to meet you all!

>>159314790
*sitting in the corner, staring out the window*
aaaah, the student council president is so perfect.
all i can do is admire her from afar.

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>>159318216
You wanna fuckin' go?

>>159314790
Hey guys, you know, this is our last year in school, and we might never see each other again, so wouldn't it be cool if we did something special so we can remember our friendship forever? I've seen something on the internet that won't make us ever forget about each other and is totally trustworthy and safe, so why don't we try it out?

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>>159318258
since when did we start allowing roaches into japan?

>>159318216
Those normies will never know what hit them

>>159318357
Humans are so very...... interesting...

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Hey anon, we girls have decided to make an official list of all the dick sizes in our class. Care to tell us yours?

>>159318391
Normies are boring

>>159318427
But i'm just a girl disguised as a boy.

>>159318136
There seem to be a lot of students tranferring in lately. They all seem to like that seemingly normal guy in the back window seat, maybe he knows something about it.

>>159318427
I have a large feminine penis though, not a cock

I'm exempt, right?

>>159318589
Don't look at me, I just sit here because it's the best place to jack off in.

>>159318370
>>159318428
>normies
Your class is down the hall.

>Not cl/a/ss
Bakabakashi...

HEY ANON YOU LOOK LIKE A STRAIGHT MAN DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR WACKY WEIRDO CLUB?

>>159318692
Your class is at reddit

>>159318692
We'll see who'll be telling the others what to do after the sports festival.

Guys, the Student Council President (whose grandfather is the chairman of the school) is on a power trip again.

She's trying to ban... what is it this time... couples holding hands in public.

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Hey, have you guys heard that rumour? The one about Hiromi-san and the English teacher?

>>159318589
Yeah, like that brazilian student who was actually just a monkey

>>159314790
I'm just going to sleep.

>>159318770
>Implying Reddit High aren't the ones who use normie the most
Dumb debate club poster.

>>159318653
Anon, that's lewd and this is a healthy school environment here. Go hold these buckets of water in the hallway for half an hour.

>>159318759

As long as it doesn't violate my deeply held principle to conserve energy I will play along and join your club.

>>159318866
The /a/nime school was using normie for years, you have to go back

>>159318067
Why she died?

>>159318830
I'm all for it. School is a place for learning not lewd gestures.

>>159318835
Apologize to Juan right now.

>>159318852
It'd be a real shame if that somewhat cute girl would come to talk to you. It'd be so annoying.

>>159318706
It's class /a/ as in, Class A, dummy.
"Today, on cl/a/ss" would just sound retarded.

>>159318789
Fufufu ... little do you know, we actually plan to lose at the sports festival. By giving our best yet failing at the last second, we will be seen as the dedicated, hardworking determinators while the winners will be seen as nothing but dumb heartless glory-seeking jocks.

Fukken nerds are boring, I'm gonna eat my OISHII BENTO (PINKU)

>>159318939
She was getting raped in the boys' bathroom when the toilet ghost killed her.

Where the other black students at?

>>159318939
apparently she took on the identity and appearance of someone else in the class
Say, are there any twins around?

You know I been here for two years and I still haven't figured out if this was middle school or high school.

>>159314790
>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS
>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS
>YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS
I fucking hate this class.

>>159318939
Maybe her butt hurt

>>159319073
Wait, I thought this was my sophomore year of college?

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT, THE GIRLS ARE GONNA CHANGE FOR GYM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM

Anyone wanna come to the creepy outhouse at sunset and summon a demon?

>>159316878
When he was with us it seemed that time stood still

>>159319163
Sure
>jumps out of the window

>>159319073
Yes.

>>159315082
>rape
Hell no, man. Maybe I should just talk to her or something.

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Out of my way. I'm going to fuck ever single girl in this class and impregnate at least a few of them. I'm gonna make them all my bitches and nothing bad will happen to me.

>>159319163
>>159319282
There are no girls in this class.

I AM AIMING FOR THE TOKYO U STOP BOTHERING ME!!! LET ME STUDY IN PEACE!
Sakura-sensei, y-your bobs!

>>159319309
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME, I mean, ara ara~

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>>159318968
Nah, I'm asleep too.

>>159319301
A "girl"(male) is fine, too.

>>159319073
It's elementary school, since we're all little girls after all.

Hey anon, I've decided to finally confess to A-ko chan today. What should I say or do?

>>159318968
I am that cute girl anon.

>>159319097
>OOH WE CAN DO THIS
>OOH WE CAN DO THIS
>OOH WE CAN DO THIS
The guy sitting next to me is annoying as hell.

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Teacher help, this fairy keeps turning me into a girl!

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Why are there so many flat-chested girls in this class

>>159320124
Then i guess i'll have to transfer my masculinity to you by bullying your feminine parts There's no other way out, but it'll be good, just trust your sensei.

Notice me senpai toku ni watashi no ochinchin

What are we going to do for the school festival?

>>159320519
Ghost maid café

>>159320519
A stuffed animal café.

>>159320338
Get lost

>>159319862
Then you don't have time to sleep, there are girls out there needing to leech out of a girl's time and status, where are your friends that may or may not be fake or excessively obsessive, but still talkative and present?

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What the hell is wrong with this class

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Look at all these scrubs. All of them are unintelligent level 0's
Worship him, revere him, this wonderful and most STRONGEST esper....Kakine...

I'm going to sleep.

Someone wake me up when it's lunch time.

Fucking Calculus. How does it work?

>>159320942
Anon believes this is another monday, Anon says in response to your question.

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>>159314790
how fucked are you?

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I forgot where my locker was

Can you help me /a/?

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>>159315165
>I'm going to fuck Tanaka while he's asleep!

>>159323346
M-my friend? I can't remember his face for some reason, y-yeah that's it. I totally have a friend, it's just this weird illness of mine where I forget his face and only his face. I'm not lying.

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>>159314790

>>159323846
Fuck you.

>>159323846
Two blocks down.

Everyone, don't tell him it's the leather club's room.

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>>159323973
Teacher is talking about your pair, not actually your 'friend'. Stop being such a weirdo.

>>159315798
underrated

>>159315798
*transfers to school*
*sits right behind you*
...

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Does anyone know a way I can get stronger
I need to get stronger for reasons..

*takes toast out of mouth* Sigh this is the 6th time this week I've been late for class. Almost got hit by by a truck again. And for some reason the girl that everyone calls the eloquent devil keeps staring at me. Oh and I tripped over my childhood friend, touched her boobs, she hit me and call me a baka.

Yare Yare daze

>>159328746
I can help you train, swallow this pill and one hour will feel like a day.

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Hey Anon, wanna hang out after school? We'll get some food and I'll tell you about my secret plan... Wait 'til you hear it, dude. You're gonna flip!

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>>159328746

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>>159314790
SORRY FOR BEING LATE GUYS, NOW LET'S START WITH BIOLOGY CLASS

>>159314790
*starts eating ass during class*

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>>159319124
From what?

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>>159330029
No thanks I have to go to the cram school, I'd like to ditch but I have this real cool Sensei.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fORH60LtOt4

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>>159327396
Teacher! I think anon-kun isn't feeling well, I'll take him to the infirmary

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What do you guys think of my new girlfriend?

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Ｈｉ，　ｎｉｃｅ　ｔｏ　ｍｅｅｔ　ｙｏｕ

ｍｙ　ｎａｍｅ　ｉｓ　Ｙｕｎｏ　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ａｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｎｅｗ　ｔｒａｎｓｆｅｒ　ｓｔｕｄｅｎｔ，　Ｉ　ｈｏｐｅ　ｗｅ　ｇｅｔ　ａｌｏｎｇ　ｗｅｌｌ

how can i get senpai to notice me?

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A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>159335707
Kill all his lovers untill you're the only option left for him to take
Like, isnt that obvious?

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>>159335760

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Gon skipped school today.

>tfw forgot about ochinchin inspection day
>didnt wash properly

>>159335760
Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

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>>159335760

The time for the assembly meeting of Student Council.....
got changed

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>>159336728

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>>159335760

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>>159335760
>6 years

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>>159336728

Get in pairs!

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>>159318910
>there are this many reddit transferees this year
we should make a secret club outside their influence. gayboys like you wouldn't be allowed

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>>159334247

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>>159338180

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Quick, fill it out anon!
Class 3-/a/'s deadline for the career survey is this afternoon!

Why is a robot attending to our class again?

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>>159338759

>>159338759
Street fighter
Yakuza member
Own a flower shop

>>159338759
Mecha pilot
Emperor
Demon Lord

>>159338759
Teacher
School Shooter
Pedophile

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>>159338759