So did they smash in the barn when they first got to the new world?

No.

>>159116301
No. He doesnt find her sexually appealing.

Yes. They are too embarrassed to talk about it

>>159116301
>Kazuma: I tried so hard to see you as the main heroine and even smelled your hair while you were sleeping but I just couldn't find you appealing

He's probably a closeted gay. I would have fucked her several times each day in a variety of exotic positions.

>>159116682
he has no problem with the other girls it's just her

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Ah, to be a Virgin!

If you ever lived with a girl before, you would know you stop wanting to bang her the more you get to know her.

>>159116301
Would you fuck a retarded girl?

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Just a quick bate

>>159117234
>asking questions you already know the answer to

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>>159116301

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>>159116682
Shut the fuck up, Aqua.

>>159116301
No, he jerks off.

>You can see perfectly in the dark?
>And you said you heard me rustling in the stables.
>Yes, I turned away from you to try to sleep.
>*flat face*
>Arigatou, Aqua-sama.

What kinda boys would Wiz be into?

>>159117234
People here would fuck a little girl, a boy dressed as a girl, an old man in little girl body's, for fuck sake even a fucking furry

Why not a 11/10 blue haired goddess with low intelligence?

>>159116301
He fapped thinking she didn't know

>>159117249
Why is he fapping when he could eat her pussy out?

>>159118465
Do you cum from your mouth?

Why'd he fap when he had real pussy right next to him?

>>159117051
He had a problem with megumeme when she was too young for him, magically she grow half milimeter and now is in his bang zone.
Lalatina is currently in his Aqua zone because she is aswell too weird and stupid for him.

>everyone praises "Kazuman" for not being a limp-dicked pussy protagonist like every other isekai self-insert, even looks like a Diet Rance
>drowning in hot pussy 24/7, caretaker of 3 easy babes, and still a virgin 12 LN volumes later and doesn't commit to any relationships

Even if he's better than most betafags, it's still disappointing.

>>159118882
the quote came from an OVA where he watched Darkness exercise throughout the episode

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Kazutrash can say whatever he wants. We all know what endgame is going to be. He just needs to stop trying to deny it.

>>159117229
Stop ruining my imouto stories reeeeeee

I want to cum inside Aqua's pussy.

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>>159119216
I know who is posting.

>>159116301
Aqua is too dumb for him.

>>159119364
She's your typical murderhobo cleric in terms of mental capacity. Just have to bitchslap her into reality from time to time and she's fine. She's not THAT retarded.

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No, they played Street Fighter Alpha.

>>159118938
Yeah, surely the author has nothing to do with it. And that childhood friend really fucked him over.

>>159116301
No, he got K1'd
The harem would resolve itself too quickly if he had overt sexual feelings towards Aqua

>>159118938
That's why the LN sucks after volume 4

>>159119551
Smart enough to scam others (using tactics from another world) but not smart enough to see the consequences.

>>159119551
>She's not THAT retarded.
she paid millions for a chicken egg thinking it was a dragon
after the chicken hatched, she still thought it was a dragon

>>159119197
Why is she crying?

>>159120659
That's like your typical woman, m8. At least she's not so retarded she can't recognise danger (like Lalatin) and is not a child mintally (like megumine). I'd even go out of my way and claim that she isn't really INT-type of stupid but more of WIS-type of stupid. But then again, Lalatina sometimes is even more retarded than her. And I've seen smart people doing dumber shit from time to time, because of their lack of social skills or something else.

>>159118938

I prefer this way desu.

>>159121005
mentally*
Fuck

>>159120904
are you saying you are so good that your eyes dont water when you deepthroat your boyfriend's cock?

>>159121005
you sound almost as dumb as aqua

>>159119197
can aqua turn the semen in water?

>>159120519
The peak of the LN is volume 5 and 6. Volume 2, 3 and 4 are mediocre. I don't know what you're smoking.

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>>159121034
And the vast majority do which is why Konosuba sells well. Generic posters like that guy are just the minority.

>>159121470
No, Konosuba sells well because it had a successful anime adaptation which got people into the light novel.

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>>159121345
>Kazuma in his way to become a generic MC
>The peak of the LN
The fucking state of your shit taste.

>>159118938
To be fair, you'd have to be really desperate to stick your dick into Aqua, nothing good would come out of it. Darkness is just crazy, don't wanna stick it in there either. Megumin is the most acceptable, but borderline pedobait.
He should really get together with Megumin soonish though. It's getting a bit ridiculous.

>>159121601
Define "generic".

>>159121514
So exactly what I said. He's like that in the LN.

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>>159121629
--- >>159118938
>>drowning in hot pussy 24/7, caretaker of 7 easy babes (add Wiz, Yunyun, Chris and Iris), and still a virgin 12 LN volumes later and doesn't commit to any relationships
> Also add "muh feelings" phase and the "I am powerful as fuck but I only show my true power level when the plot needs it"

>>159121867
Okay. So when exactly did he start being "generic" in volumes 5 and 6?
What stopped him from making a move on the girls in the first four volumes?

>>159118354
Nice and /fit/ ones.

>>159121867
So being generic means you're a dickless faggot.

>>159120519
3 and 4 are two of the least funny volumes in the entire series, though, up until you start getting to the recent releases.

>>159121624
>He should really get together with Megumin soonish though. It's getting a bit ridiculous.
>expecting anything to come out of LN romance
Megumin should go for Yunyun instead. Kazuma blows.

>>159122056
>Vanir Volume
>least funny
The fucking state of your shit taste, again.

>>159122385
Vanir only appears at the end of volume 3 and the beginning of 4. Did you even read them?

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>>159116301
>Saggy Aqua
>Ever getting laid.

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>>159122431
Yes, thanks for asking.
The ring bell thing was a good touch.

>>159122779
Yeah, I loved the beginning too. And the Vanir fight was fun.
But I think everything in between is pretty subpar.

>>159116301
The answer is in this page.
https://exhentai.org/s/6ee42ec88e/915493-3

>>159116572
Why would you be to embarrassed to talk about it?
You just don't.
Do you hang out with your girlfriend in the bar and say, "hey remember when we had sex, that was great".
God I hate virgins.

>>159123096
Go back, stupid normalfag.

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>>159122874
Far better than Cringe village or Iris, though.

>>159123122
Go back to where, /a/, where I've been for 9 years?
I think you need to go back.

>>159123123
I'm a Megufag, but can agree Iris is just a straight-up terrible addition. She's not funny, she's "cute" in the most boring and generic way possible, and is a blatant Mary Sue.

>but that's the joke!

I'm aware, but jokes should be funny.

>>159123123
Eh, no. Megumin's family and Sylvia were actually funny, and Iris wasn't annoying yet.

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>>159123066
Comedy gold

>>159123228
What does liking Megumin have to do with that? I think anyone can agree that Iris is shit.

>>159121470
Kazuma and Aqua's dynamic of being drinking buddies and partners in crime is refreshing to see honestly.

>>159121624
>>159122211
You do know that Megumin told Kazuma she wants to take the relationship to the next level right? Above friends, below lovers is how she described. Also outside of yunyun's body, shes really boring.

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>>159123511
Yunyun was funny in Bakuen as a straight man. She hasn't had any time to shine in the main story, though.
And yes, I do know that, but that means nothing.

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>>159123242
>Megumin's family and Sylvia were actually funny
The city of (you)

>>159123271
Iris somehow scored #3 in Japanese popularity polls. Not that Nips having shit taste is anything new, but she definitely has fans.

>>159123567
Kazuma has that part locked down and considering his character it adds more.

>>159123707
she's an overpowered loli, of course they love her
at least she's better than megumeme

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>>159123673

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>>159123673
She has a big butt

>>159124913
How they hell is that a big butt. You can't even tell where the legs end and the butt begins.

Darkness is the only one with a big butt in the party.

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>>159119118
I loved their synergy
why no season 3
WHY

>>159125128
lrn2 anatomy you illiterate donkey.

>>159125183
Dorkness is FAT

>>159125287
Wasn't season 2 planned anyways regardless of sales? Just have to play the waiting game.

>>159124913
Weird how they don't draw ass cheeks on her. Her doujins are still hot though.

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>165cm
>145kg

Why does an anime have to revolve around sex? Go get some real pussy.

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>>159125931
Anon, I...

>>159125396
Season 2 could have been the highest selling anime of all time and they still wouldn't make S3 because they just wanted the anime to get more people into the source material.

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>>159126025
...only want 14 year-old crimson demon pussy.

Post her saggy tits from that one episode where all the girls had maximum sag.

>>159118938
Japs selfinserts are such garbage faggots that the moment Kazuma gets pussy the ln will go down to hell on sales. Is not the author's fault, if he was free to write what he wanted I bet my money that he would make kazuma a pussylord

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>>159127080
Why is the official art so fucking garbage tier?

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>>159127135
Whoever drew that isn't terribly talented. The anime does have good looking moments however, so it's not a problem they can't fix.
Just let a talented key animator do the official artworks.

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>>159126185
How do I go about getting both of the semen demons in bed with me at the same time?

>>159118397
you're forgetting a little girl dressed as a boy, an old woman in a little boy's body, and a little boy

>>159127836
https://nhentai.net/g/186344/

>>159127836
Teleport back in time to the Bakuen era. Lure hungry 13 year-old Megumin with food while making sure Yunyun is around. Yunyun will follow you, and as she tries to call you a pervert and a pedophile, issue a sexual challenge to the two of them.

>>159116682
>>159118397

None of those examples have her shitty personality.

>>159116301
Am in the minority when I say I like all three main girls pretty equally and can't really pick a favourite.
I think Kazuma should pick Aqua or Megumin however.

>>159118397

Would you a Punpun?

>>159118506
I think the anon meant "Why is he only fapping when he could also be eating her pussy out?"

Or not! Some people are really into the idea of giving oral.

>>159127969
also straight up dudes

>>159128223
Also gay dudes

>>159128076
Is supposed to fuck her body not her personality, genious.

>>159128736
her personality repulses me, nothing can be done about that

>>159128736
Some people find retards unattractive. Just deal with it.

Everyone keeps saying Darkness is too crazy for them but is she really crazy?

>any advances make her blush like a normal girl
>wants to get treated like an object, would probably get wet if her "loved one" forced sex on her
>theres no need to shower her with affection 24/7 like normal girls, she'd get wet over the idea of you getting bored of her
>doesnt give a shit what you look like
She seems like the perfect girl

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Did Kazuma's VA get a role for summer?

>>159128891
Yeah, I don't like any of these traits except the first one.

>>159128970
>wants a girl who values looks
Those tend to be the shallowest but sure, whatever floats your boat

>>159129100
Darkness actually does value looks. She prefers ugly men.

>>159129100
There's a difference between not particularly valuing looks and not caring about them. Besides, I'm not desperate enough to actively seek someone like that.

>>159116301
they didn't fuck, but Kazuma actually masturbated to Aqua-sama perfect ass while she was watching.

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>>159123707
Isn't Iris getting corrupted by Kazuma? And i thought shes getting annoying with all this oniisama please stay longer antics

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>>159129412
Iris is not the perfect little princess anymore (and everyone in the castle blames Kazuma).

>>159116301
No but he kept jacking off at night

>>159129265
Reminds me that there are still some Kazuma/Aqua doujins that haven't been scanned yet.

>>159126096
And you know that is a retard decision.

>>159126852
I'll not disagree with your hatred of purityfags, but SAO still sells right?

Or does that "not count" because it was in a virtual world?

>>159130583
Wasn't 16.5 taken down or something?

>>159128867
>I have shit taste, nothing can be done about that.
Sadly you're right, my bad.

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>>159130385
Tell me more

>>159124913
For you

>>159125748
Imagine her manhandling your tiny body. She would walk around the house looking for things to bend you over and fuck you on.

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>>159133415
>
KO NO SU BAH~

>>159125748
>Darkness (Female) fucking a young shota mage until he starts insulting how bad when he actually thinks it's good

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>>159133387
Based Bane poster

>>159127836
https://exhentai.org/g/1069383/7ea341ef0f/

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>>159116682
>>Kazuma: I tried so hard to see you as the main heroine
Ah? I don't get it, Isn't more like "I tried so hard to see you as a woman" what he is referring, Why 'heroine'?

>>159134486
So, usually vn games and such refer to the female love interests as heroines, and since Kazuma was a weeb before dying he uses that.

>>159116301
What do you think damegami's nasty juices taste like ?

>>159136466
Water.

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>>159116682

>>159136440
You don't know what "weeb" means, fuck off.

>>159137135
the only realistic wife

>>159116301
They did not.

>>159117234
I bet you. She has a very slick pussy. So why not?

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Is Katsurai LN illustrator or just similar art style?

>>159137224
this

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Why would Kazuma want a shitty blue bitch when he can have best girl instead?

>>159116301
I want Aqua's ass on my face

>>159116301
this >>159118290
so far thats what we only know(no idea whats in the novels - but probably no) he just wanks

>>159119197
That's a cool party trick.

>>159139894
Pads her chest

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>>159140824
That's not a very nice thing to say, anon.

>>159140861
I am not lying, though.

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>>159140861
pads, ble bit.. Aqua said it first
also spoiler

>>159117249
I wonder if she farted in her sleep and that pushed him into orgasm

>>159141522
It's likely considering she doesn't wipe according to the anime staff

>>159141522
Goddess do not fart

>>159141569
Goddesses shouldn't vomit either.

>>159116301
Aqua is one of the few girls who isn't in the Kazumabowl in any way, the series has gone out of it's way to establish that. Right now the possibilities are

Megumin > Iris > Eris > Darkness > everyone else

>>159142829
>he thinks the WN matters after four years

I want to slap my dick on Aqua's flappy titties.

>>159141501
>also spoiler
>opens it anyway
just end me now

>>159116301
Aqua is a goober

>>159141550
Sauce? just for laughs haha

>>159134486
he tried hard to look at her as a possible love interest for him, since they were already living together and sharing their "bed" he thought those were VN heroin flags being triggered, but alas, her personality was too much of a turn off for him and although his dick said yes, his mind yelled at it no so hard his dick eventually understood

>>159116404
fpbp

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>>159137135
Wiz a best.

>>159144210
Breasts are full of dark magicks

>>159118290
>>159117249
This all makes sense now.

>>159116301
Great, now I have the sudden urge to look up for KonoSuba porn.

>>159141501

I mean it should have been obvious, they have the same seiyuu.

I noticed that instantly and i thought there was some connection before i found out the big reveal.

besides there's so much foreshadowing in Season 2.

>Darkness prayed to Eris for a friend and eventually Chris showed up

>Eris in the episode when Kazuma died from breaking his neck, mentioned she often sneaked back and forth from their world and heaven

>same seiyuu.

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>Darkness
>outwardly slutty, inwardly pure
>Megumin
>outwardly pure, inwardly slutty

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>>159145950
my wife megumin loves anal

No
He outright says that he doesnt find her attractive. How could he find an mean alcoholic useless screeching cunt attractive anyway?

>>159146834
She still has a great body and a cute face, personality only matters so much.

according to a few doujins I've read, yeah

>>159117229
I fucked a girl I lived with and it put me off even more

>>159148040
Kazuma is the opposite of useless.

>>159147819
Well when you grow older and move into the real world, just be careful of pretty bitches with very poor personalities. Virgins like you would be easy prey to exploit.

>>159148350
>getting Aqua pregnant

Is there a worse fate? I'd move to another country as fast as I could

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>>159148544
Megumin claimed rightful ownership of Kazuma's penis when she named it. She shouldn't have to resort to manipulative methods to put it inside her.

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>>159148492
She's loyal and has strong maternal instincts
Kazuma being a father is what i'd worry about

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Make way for best girl!

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>>159148959
>perfect mascots don't exi-

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>>159148890
Why do anime girls like to sit like this? Isn't it uncomfortable?

>>159149233
I dunno but it's cute

>>159149233
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiza

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>>159123066
>You got mind broken in 3 panels?!
Gets me every time

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>>159149467

>>159149549
Seiza is done with your feet under your butt/legs and is perfectly comfortable. The pose I'm talking about are when your knee joints are facing 90 degrees outward, legs out to the side, and your pussy is touching the ground.

>>159149671
It's probably supposed to be a lazy form of it.

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>>159149640
He sure is lucky

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>>159149969
Black belt in blowjobs

>>159125748
jesus christ where did she put all that weight

>>159149640
>ywn have your dick slapped by Aqua
Why live?

>>159143419
like, if you are not blind you can see the scar is a shity disguise
also first girl he "molested"

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>>159150799
>no more Konosuba anime
>Megumin-centered arc never
>Eris-centered arc never

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>>159149133
>>159148959
>>159145213
and no one mentions Wolbach

>>159150981
She was underwhelming as fuck. Worst Demon King general.

>>159125748
180cm, 75kg would be the perfect size for her

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>>159150510
Hard muscles weigh more than fat.

Darkness' name comes from the density of her muscles trapping light.

>>159151071
That is literally almost exactly my size, anon
>>159151163
huh

>>159116301
>best anime couple who actually act like a real couple aren't a couple
I don't like this feel

>>159144210
This

>>159123096
>girlfriend
You've never actually seen this series, have you?

>>159151157
Your ESL opinion doesn't matter.

>>159117229
>t. virgin
Seeing their messy morning hair and outfit got me even steamier. It's like knowing what you're going to wake up next to.

>>159134486
because kazuma is such a nerd lol just like me

>>159149233
Megumin's body is probably very flexible. She's a sex kitten, after all.

>>159151535
Keep /pol/ in /pol/, ESL-kun.

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So when is vol 12 out.

>>159120904
Same reason you cry when you yawn you opera your mouth so wide that it's forces tears out of the tear glands

>>159151633
July 24. Two versions will come out, the "normal edition" with the Darkness ero-sensei cover, and the special edition bundled with the OVA, with the three girls on the cover.

>>159151685
Stupid frogposter.

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>>159151687
Bueno

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>>159151718

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I wonder what Aqua smells like since her armpits and pussy are always out

>>159118882
i wish i was in kazutrash's bang zone

>>159151958
Why doesn't she wear any underwear?

>>159151958
like a fresh mountain spring

>>159118882
It wasn't about Megumin's height but her age. I think the quote goes:
>"The girl I saw as a little sister now is slowly turning into an unreliable kouhai..."
And then he gets excited in the bath.

>>159116301
No, and considering she drools in her sleep I don't blame him.

>>159151958
she smells like woman musk

>>159151958
You could try and smell people at your nearest asylum to get an idea

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>>159152158
It's cute though

>>159152222
Hnnnnng. I want to cuddle that goddess so bad.

>>159123066
Megumin isn't for love, she's for leaving in a helpless state so he can be raped by a passer by.
https://exhentai.org/s/0436945bc0/1052737-8

>>159152222
Aqua is super cute, I don't see how anyone can hate her

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>>159152145 #
He realized she was much closer to two years younger then him then three, and that fucking changed everything in his mind. This happened just before the "why are we in the bath?" Line in the LN...(That and he's a lolicon in denial)

We need another season of anime so we can get some Iris doujinshis

>>159151958
>steamy armpits

Why do artists do this? It makes girls look unwashed and stinky.

>>159152438
People are annoyed by retards and autistic screeching. It's both funny and annoying. She's fun to hate.

>>159152556
That's exactly why.

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Teaching Megumin how to swim!

>>159149233
this is so painfull, no fucking way i can twist my knee joints like that,even though i can sit in seiza for long time without pain

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>>159151513
I'm a virgin but I can understand the appeal of waking up to this.

>>159152625
Post the "inspecting Kazuma for testicular cancer" one.

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>>159152763
This one?

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>>159152876
Yes.

So what novels do I read and which do I skip?

Is it worth reading from the first one?

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>>159152712
>"Good morning, anon."

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>>159152625
and enjoying a nice bath

megumin is a stupid name

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>>159153034
It's worth it. The anime removed some funny stuff. But if you really want to skip to where the anime ended, you should at least read volume 4 because it has some plot-important stuff that the anime doesn't cover.

>>159152239
but can get dirty

>>159153324
P E R F E C T W I F E
I wonder how many coupons she keeps in her purse.

>>159117229
Wow aren't you a fucking beta.

>>159152625
Is this one new? I can't find it in my favorites.

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Megumin is just a child who wants to have fun. You pedos are wrong for sexualizing her.

>>159154279
Who wrote "Excalibur"?

>>159154302
Penises are funny.

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>>159154279
>Megumin is just a child who wants to have fun.

She's a crimson semen demon, genetically engineered for sex. "Fun" for her is being railed against a wall by a man twice her size. She can't help it and should not be judged for it, she's just naturally predisposed towards slutty behaviour.

>>159154384
What was her reason for learning explosion magic?

Face it, she's been a slut ever since kindergarten.

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>Kazuma has made Darkness and Megumin orgasm on multiple occasions, but never Aqua

>>159154279
>Megumin is just a child who wants to have fun
She's a perfect mix of childish innocence and maturity. It makes her hot.

>>159154634
Why would Aqua want to orgasm from some lowly trash

>>159154279
I want to breed Megumin.

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>>159154634
It's even worse when you consider Aqua's the only one that's ever given him an orgasm

>>159149671
When you are younger your joints are way more flexible, even more when you are skinny, so sitting like that is ok

>>159152086
she does wear underwear but she makes it invisible so that no one can see them because it would embarass her, as you can see she's as autistic as possible.

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>>159154735
Is Megumin's small young body ready for childbirth?

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>>159155501
Her mom thinks it is.... (Heck she's not much bigger)

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>>159154279
Remember, age of consent in Japan is 13. Even less in a medieval fantasy setting. Megumin is ripe for the taking.

>>159156074

>medieval
>has robots and time bombs

Yeah.

>>159155501
Its never too young for childbirth anon

>>159156671
Ah, a fan of in-utero penetration are we? Yes, babies all the way down. I'm with you.

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>>159117249

>>159156508
>medieval fantasy
Yup.

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>>159153810
I see, thanks

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>>159154634
>Megumin has an orgasm with every explosion
>Megumin orgasms again when she is filled up with mana
>Kazuma helps her orgasm twice a day

God, she is such a little fucking slut. I hope Yuiyui is proud of her little slut daughter.

>We will never get Dust's chapter animated
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>159158119
What happened in it? Is Dust even scummier than Kazuma?

>>159121018
That is the most female and impulsive reasoning I've ever heard.

>>159158192
Aqua is every bad "dumb 3D highschool girl" stereotype rolled into one.

>>159158179
>Kazuma and co. return from a failed quest
>Kazuma complains about how shitty his party is
>Dust calls Kazuma out, calls him a shitter and that he's lucky to have these special classed party members with him
>They end up switching parties with Kazuma getting the Dust's normal friends and Dust thinking he got some OP team
>Kazuma shows that he's a great leader and has good judgement and prevents the party from wiping
>suddenly you can hear Dust screaming whilst carrying megumin and running away from a huge pack of mobs alongside Aqua and Darkness

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>>159154279
>lewd choker and exposed shoulders are erotic and draw attention to prominent collar bones
>red devil's tunic that just barely covers her panties and the curve of her butt, combined with thigh-highs, excites the imagination as to what is underneath
>black laced panties with cute little bows emphasize that she young and still bearing of innocence, but is ripe and ready for sex and breeding
>cute little breasts and an arched-back posture gives the appearance of curves while also emphasizing how slender she is, causing you to imagine all the positions you could bend her flexible little body in
>the appeal of her fun-sized height

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Goes without saying. First girl always wins, never forget.

Plus since she can purify semen, she will never end up like pic related. And even if they had a kid it would be a demigod.

>>159158179

Dust is a fun character who is getting his own spinoff written and illustrated by a seperate team. It was set up in a shirt story. Let's just say he is not the fuckup he appears. Or at least, he is more than just the fuckup he appears to be.

He will also be Yunyun's end game imho.

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>>159160485

>>159161001
He's a fuck up definitely, but one who has his heart in the right place when it's needed. He's just dumb as shit.

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Aqua legs

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>>159162931
Her expressions are the best

>>159158764
kek its in the 3 volume of manga just browsed it and saw it

>>159162322
Why is a 13 year old girl wearing panties like this?

>>159116301
>choose the goddess upon entering the afterlife
>not fuck her

Kazuma has mixed priorities.

>>159165479
She wants to feel like a woman.

>>159124913
What does that big butt smell like?

>>159118506
i spit my apple all over my monitor couse of this

>>159123673
that pic tittle
pure kek

>>159120904
thingken of DICK

>>159122463
This girl's tits hang low like Aqua
SNIS-843

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I want to marry a girl like Aqua!

>>159167602
Go to any highschool, find the most vapid girl there, tell her you have lots of money and booze, bring her home. Easy.

>>159167734
I mean, no. Looks are the only reason someone would want to marry Aqua, and ordinary girls aren't exactly attractive.

>>159116682
>I would have fucked her several times each day in a variety of exotic positions.
why would you wanna fug a retard

>>159152523
The last OVA alone provided more doujins and C92 is around the corner.

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But how many times a day does Darkness masturbate??

>>159167805
Vapid sluts are often hot. Not as hot as Aqua due to being 3D, but good enough for you.

>>159167893
Birds of a feather flock together

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>>159167773
Magically locks out Aqua-
"Ok Megumin, I need you to go bend over that table and lose the towel..."

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I have a new favorite pixiv artist.

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>>159168555

>>159133415
>tfw 195cm, 110kg
>ywn be womanhandled and forced into snusnu

>>159167773
I want to feel her legs so bad.

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>>159117229
No, not really. I think you're just low test.
Love, /fit/.

>>159116559
He literally masturbated to her almost every night in the barn.

>>159118290
See: >>159168916
He masturbated in front of her, not to her.

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I want to carry wiz

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>>159168575
CUUUUUUTE

I hope he makes more

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Is this Aqua?

>>159169243
No, this is Patrick.

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>>159169332
What the fuck, fuck you.

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>>159169578

>>159167805
>Looks are the only reason someone would want to marry Aqua
Yeah, it's not like marriage requires you to live together and start a family together and have to deal with each other's presence until you divorce. Personality is definitely not important.

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>>159169785
Personality does matter, that's you'd have to be a masochist to marry a girl so annoying that /a/ decided she deserves as much suffering as someone who reset the universe.

>>159170143
Why is yugioh tomato suffering so low and deserve so high? How much of a shit does he become at the end?

>>159170888
That's not Yuya, that's Zarc

>>159167734
>implying a normal girl could be this cute when gets bullied.

>>159170143
>/a/ decided
That thread was literally three guys puting characters in random places "just for shit and lulz"
>Yunyun deserving suffering
see? this is what I am talking about.

>>159172208
It wasn't. Had the largest number of IPs on /a/ that week.
Yunyun's placement is because somebody absolutely wanted her in.

>>159172208
>Yunyun deserving suffering
She is a dork so she deserve what she got and she only got ridicule and being ignored. so her place is justified.
As the deserve line goes on you see people that didn't suffer enough for what they did.

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>>159162931
>>159163718
Expresive girls are the best.

>>159172340
> Had the largest number of IPs
yeah a lot of people came but half of them were just shitposting and other half were fighting themselves about who is the worst girl. There is no objectivity in this pic that's why based /jp/ discarded this retarded shit.
>is because somebody absolutely wanted her in.
Like him >>159172447? as I said, "Just for shit and lulz"

>>159172959
I never said it was objective, but the very fact that all the people that came didn't question Aqua's placement show that they either agree or don't care. Like I said, /a/.

>>159127836
>megumin
>bigger than yunyun
wat

>>159173980
that was a good joke

Can Megumin fit her staff?

>>159117249
Use the NSFW tag dude

>>159174069
What does that mean?

>>159174080
>Use the NSFW tag
Where the fuck do you see an NSFW tag?

>>159168312
Quite a few times according to vinir

>>159174107
That spoiler thingy is for NSFW images isn't it

>>159174080
>NSFW
I don't see tits or dicks anywhere. Do you?

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>>159174080
Eat shit, tool.

>>159174080
Now, this is some next level retardation.

>>159174492
Yeah, those feet are triggering my autism.

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>>159174492
Stop.

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>>159174081
Can she fit the staff inside her, I mean

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>>159174541
Impossible. She's the tighest.

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>>159174541
Yes, but there will be some gore.

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The Aqua tears of joy fellatio image from the beginning of the thread got a warning. Sasuga, Axis followers.

Does Megumin still wear panties?

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Anyone that picks any of the main girls over Aqua has more brain damage than Aqua.

>>159174714
17 posts were also deleted from the thread for no reason. They seemed to be by the same person.
Wonder what was up with that.