Marry, fuck, kill.

>>159077643
Marry Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megushit

>>159077643
Marry Darkness
Fuck Megumin
Kill Aqua

>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness.

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Marry Megumin
Fuck Megumin
Keep Darkness as my concubine
Ignore Aqua

>>159077732
/fpbp

>>159077643
Marry Magumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

>>159077643
Marry megumeme
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

>>159077643
marry into money and title, fuck the loli, kill the annoying cunt

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Dorkness
Kill shitty useless godess

>>159078013
>marry into money and title
If you're into this, why wouldn't you at least fuck Aqua? As a goddess, she has otherworldly connections, you know.

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Is this the Konosubs group fap thread?

>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Fuck Lalatina
Kill Megumeme

Left to Right

Fuck
Marry
Kill

Marry and fuck Yunyun, leave the others to the MC.

>>159077643
Spend all my cash in the succubi shop forever

>>159077942
>>159077970
>>159078085
>>159078296
You gotta think about it bois
You fuck the cute loli that could get you arrested in secret
You marry the beautiful, rich, motherfucking PRINCESS that also happen to be a fuckin maso that get off by being abused
You get to fuck the cute loli and also have a sex slave that will do whatever you want

>>159078800
I did consider it.

>>159077970
This

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More importantly, why isn't this translated yet?

>>159079141
That could have been a nice doujin, if they hadn't gone and stuck it in the wrong hole.

>>159079247
>wrong hole
opinion disregarded

>>159077732
this

>>159077643
Marry Lalatina
Fuck Aqua
Kill Megumin

>>159077970
Correct

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>>159079141
>Darkness lovingly drinking Megumin's pee
My dick was destroyed.

>>159077643
Kill, Kill, Kill
>and then
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck

>>159077643
Marry Lalatina and cuck her by fucking the other two in front of her every night.

I don't want to kill anyone! I want to save everyone!

>>159079247
>wrong hole
Fuck off, faggot.

>>159079701
ow, the edge

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>>159077643
>>159078229
Why is the official Konosuba artwork so ugly compared to some of the keyframes in the anime?

>>159077643
Fuck Aqua
Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness
Get Aqua to revive Darkness

>>159079954
You could fuck her and strangle her to death to give her the ultimate orgasm that she would want, and then just revive her.

>>159078006
My nigga.

>>159077732
/thread

>>159079701
>Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
Fun is over once rigor mortis sets in.

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>>159077732
>>159077889
There are the only right options.

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

marry all three and fuck them until we all die from exhaustion

>>159077643
Marry & fuck Aqua.

Kill the rest.

Marry aqua even though she would laugh at my dick
Fuck darkness cause she's THICC af bruh
Kill megumin

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>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin really hard
Kill Lalatina

>>159077732
Came here to post this

>>159077643
Marry Lalatina
Fuck Aqua
Kill Myself

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Marry Megumin, Fuck Aqua, don't kill Darkness because I could never bring myself to do that even though she would probably like it.

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Marry Megumin
Fuck Megumin
Fuck Megumin

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>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Ignore Megumin
Verbally abuse Darkness

>>159077732
/a/ is improving his taste.

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>>159079897
Different key animators, I guess. The one who did your screenshot and mine seems particularly talented.

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Kill Myself
Fuck Chris, YunYun, and Megumin
Marry Megumin

In that order

>>159077643
Marry Megumin. 以上

Marry: Megumin
Fuck: Aqua
Kill: Darkness

Marry Wiz
Fuck Wiz
Kill all 3.
She has an age regression spell, right?

>>159077643
Kill Aqua because she's an annoying cunt, then keep the other two as human cattle.

>implying you could kill Aqua.

>>159085877
Just feed her to a giant frog.

>>159085877
>implying you could fuck or marry girls that don't exist
You're dumb as a rock.

>>159085904
What if the frog eats you instead of her?

>>159085768
I can see Darkness as cattle (and enjoying her new life), but Megumin would be terrible at it.

>>159086017
What's stopping the giant frog from moving to the next victim Aqua, or another giant frog eating her?

>>159086077
The real question here is What are you gonna do to convince Aqua to follow you out of Axel town?

Marry Aqua.
Fuck Aqua.
Kill Maou.

>>159086567
Provoke her by saying it's a job only a goddess like her can do, or say I'll join her wacky cult if she helps me in a quest. It'll just be a repeat of episode 2 and she won't think twice because she's stupid.

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>>159077643

No one on /a/ has what it takes to kill Darkness. Not even nukes seem to phase her.

>>159087229
>try to kill Darkness
>do 0.001% damage per hit

>try to kill Aqua
>self-heals and kills you with one punch

>try to kill Megumin
>see her adorable red eyes tear up as you raise your sword to land a killing blow on a defenseless little girl
>have a revelation that you're a complete monster, and slit your own throat

You can't kill any of them

>>159087472
You can't fuck Darkness either, no one can pierce her hymen.

>>159086981
But isn't that easy. Chad tried the sweet trap as well and got rejected by the goddess.

>>159078229
AQUA SAGS HER CHEST

>>159087472
>see her adorable red eyes tear up as you raise your sword to land a killing blow on a defenseless little girl
That's an unexpectedly moe situation. I would probably die from the cuteness alone.
>>159087595
Kazuma's ochinchin isn't named Excalibur for nothing, you know.

>>159077643
Marry Yunyun
Kill Darkness, aqua, megumeme
Fuck Wiz

>>159087611
A hikkiNEET can do it quite easily. Chad is boring and no one would care about him.

>>159087472
>Megumeme is the only one you actually could kill
Really makes you think

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

>>159078229
Wtf darkness tits are that big?

>>159087715
But you aren't a hikkiNEET either.

>>159087723
Well, technically no. Aqua isn't immune to sneak attacks and one-hit kills.

>>159087907
What if I am?

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>>159087723
Could you stomach it though? It's like beating a homeless kitten to death.

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>>159088104
All you're going to get is a edgelord reply. Talking about Megumin and negative things in the same posts should be forbidden by the law.

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>>159087472

I'm nowhere near brave enough to slit my own throat. Though, I do think about it occasionally.

>>159084011
That's not how breasts works

>>159077643
Marry Megu
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

>>159077732
>Marry Darkness to inherit the wealth and political power
>Fuck Aqua because she's not a muscle-bound freak or jail-bait. (As a bonus, Darkness would probably enjoy being cucked)
>Kill Megumin and the world automatically becomes a better place.

>>159088692
Yeah, this is pretty much my reasoning. I might still fuck Darkness anyway, though the excessive muscles do kinda turn me off; on the other hand, she's not usually drawn with 'em, so she looks sexy. Hmm, tough call, that.

>>159077643
Marry darkness easiest choice of my life

Who would be the better fuck, Aqua or Megumin? kill the other. I bet Aqua is a sack of potatoes in the sack

>>159077643
Explosions forever
Sate her perversions once
Sacrifice the deity in the name of another deity.

>>159088966
Aqua would scream autistically while Megumin would make cute noises.

>>159088966
Megumin easily. Tighter, easy to manhandle, would play an active role instead of being a dead fish, greatest blowjobs you can imagine (she has a black belt), moans cutely instead of screeching like Aqua.

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>Lalatina will probably end up winning instead of the shitty explosion trap

Kazumanlet doesn't deserve a perfect girl like Lalatina.

>>159077643
Those are some horrible tits

>>159089121
some people unironically like them

>>159089060
>greatest blowjobs you can imagine (she has a black belt)
p-please explain

>>159089101
I thought it was nearly confirmed that Megumeme wins the kazumab owl

>>159089197
Ignore him, he's a shitposter. Probably doesn't even like Darkness.

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>>159089162
She has a black belt in blowjobs around her neck. Just imagine her bright red eyes staring up at you, as her smooth little 14 year old hands and warm tongue work magic on your member.

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>>159089162
What you thought her competitions against Yunyun and the rest of her village were all G-rated?

>>159089197
Do you really think the hikkiNEET would give up the route that gets him an indulgent lifestyle where he is waited on hand and foot?

It's pretty much just between Darkness and Iris at this point. And Iris most likely isn't going to happen, because one of his team mates is going to kill steal the Demon King from him.

>>159089398
Kazuma rejects Darkness of the web novel because he loves Megumin.

>>159089398
>the hikkiNEET would give up the route that gets him an indulgent lifestyle where he is waited on hand and foot?
The hikkineet is already rich on his own. He can live that lifestyle whenever he wants to.

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I choose wiz

>>159089359
>Megumin open her Yunyun duel book
>one of the entries is "the Forbidden Instrument"

I'm still curious

>>159089535
I bet she has a fat ass

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>>159089529
How much money do you think is required to offset any effects from this debt goddess?

Marry Darkness for the noble title and wealth.

Kill megumin, for reasons i will eleborate on

Fuck Aqua because a) Darkness would be into the cucking b) she has a great ass and c) leverage the fact that I am sex buddies with a goddes to revive the loli

>>159087956
Her clothes are literally plot armor, good luck trying to damage a girl that even an high class demon can't

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>There are people who don't like Konosuba's heavy, natural, saggy tits.

>>159089882
>for reasons I will elaborate on

Please don't, edgefag

>>159090129
Would she have survived getting eaten by a giant frog without Kazuma's intervention?

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>>159089882
>Aqua
>great ass

Flat as Megumin's chest m8

Why do Konofags keep having these template threads?

>>159077732
/thread

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>>159090184
Who knows, she was able to survive without a scratch the explosion of those mini Vanirs, so probably the acid from a frog's stomach isn't enough to kill her. But I think the exit is just too much for a proud goddess.

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Strangle darkness with penis

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>>159090362
Why do AntiKonofags keep having these template replies?

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>>159090163
To me is:
Marry Darkness
NTR her with Aqua
Remove megatron

>>159089477
At first anyway. During her confession, a lot of things happen. In the middle of it, Darkness manages to take Kazuma's fist kiss. There's obviously more to it but in the end right before the open ending, Kazuma actually was in a relationship with both Darkness and Megumin in the web novel.

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness

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Marry Darkness and make her pregnant
Hire Aqua as a maid and then train her to be a slutty maid, always fucking her in the next room while darkness can hear
Make megumin my mistress in the city

>>159090163

Shame most doujins go back to torpedo ballon tits.

>>159087472
Aqua's base stats are really high, higher than Kazuma's.

>>159088966
>>159089008
>>159089060
>>159089162
>>159089352
>>159089359
Aqua is better for sex.

Always clean, even her butthole.

Aqua wouldn't need to use enemas like normal girls because her butthole is automatically clean by default. This means anal sex on demand for people who enjoy anal sex.

>>159091874
Not even Kazuma would tap that.

>>159091874
Doesn't that mean she can't be impregnated?

Why is Aqua such a worst girl?

>>159091836
But she's physically weak and can't do much unless she's facing a demon.

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Which girl would be DTF more often? Aqua would spread her legs every time she got drunk, which is every day, with darkness even rape turns into consensual love making.

Megumin would probably try to satisfy her lover, if only for the fear that he will seek greener pastures if she refuses to put out.

>>159091968
Aqua's purification is suppressed when she thinks of lewd things

>>159077732
same tbqh

>>159077643
Fuck all three.
Kill all three.
Marry Yunyun

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>>159077732
Why kill best girl? Are you an idiot?

>>159092017
If they find a guy they like they'd ALL be sluts.

Kazuma has to put up with all their bullshit all the time he might as well fuck ALL of them and get something out of it instead of living with them with none of the real benefits

>>159091785
The right plan.

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I want Megumin to sit on my face and pee in my mouth.

>>159077643
Marry Darkness, fuck Aqua, protect Megumin is the only option

>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness

>>159089882
I'm pretty sure Aqua would revive Megumin anyway in a normal situation

>>159077732

Absolutely.

>>159078006
/a/ is not yet lost

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>>159087650
>ochinchin
More like chisaichin

>>159077643
Marry Megumin.
Fuck Aqua.
Kill Darkness.

>>159077643
marry left, fuck left, kil lthe other two trash whores

>>159088332
not so bad
the hard part is resisting the reaction to put pressure on your throat to stop your artery from gushing out like a fountain

>>159077643
Darkness as Mistress
Megumin as Wife
Aqua as pet

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>>159077643
Marry and Fuck Megu.

I don't care about the other two. Kill Kazuma so he can go fuck the flat goddess while waiting to be revived.

>>159091971
Kazutrash in his current level is able to trash a normal human without trying.
And Aqua can -one punch- Kazuma if she feels in the mood.

>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Kill Megumin

>>159078006
The right answer

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>>159077643
Marry Aqua.
Ignore the others as I'm not a pedophile or can be unfaithful to my wife.

>>159092116
>implying Megushit is best girl
You're the idiot here, faggot.

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

>>159077643
What is sex with each of the three like?

>>159077643
Why not fuck all three and then kill them?

>>159101542
Kazuma pls go

>>159101349
But she's best girl.

Lalatina has saggy breasts.

>>159101580
>But Lalatina's best girl.
ftfy

>>159101608
My man
>>159101593
Miss Lalatina is perfect

>>159101580
Don't argue with the shit tier.

>>159101721
Pot, meet kettle.
The only shit-tier anons here are Megushitters.

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>>159077643
Marry Megumin, ignore the rest.

>>159077643
Mary Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Kill the meme
Easy

Marry Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Adopt Megumin

>>159077643
Marry Darkness
Marry Aqua
Marry Megushit
Fuck Darkness
Fuck Aqua
Fuck Megushit

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>>159102212
>Megushit

>>159077643
Marry Megameme, fuck Megameme, kill Aqua. Keep Darkness as a pet

Megumin, Darkness, Aqua

>Still no good doujin featuring Eris not Chris

>>159102254
>Megumeme
>Megushit
>Megaman
>Memeshit
>Megameme
>Megatron
>Memegin
Any other?

>>159105113
Memegumin
Memegumeme
Mememememe

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Marry Aqua
Fuck Wiz
Kill Iris

>>159077732
/thread

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>>159105451
>Holy water

>>159077732
My nigga

>>159077643
I don't want to marry, fuck, or kill any of them.

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>>159077643
>kill
I never liked this meme. Don't say it like it's a ultimatum, the truth is we would want to fuck them all.

>>159079744
Lalatina would enjoy being a cuckquean

>>159077643
Kill
Brutally rape near death
Kill

>>159078270
This is the only answer

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>>159077732
I want to marry them all but if had to make a choice I would go with this.

Darkness is the best girl. How can you not want to have a sadomaso relationship with her where you whip her, beat her, slap her across the face, humiliate her and do whatever else you desire and she actually loves every second of it?

Why do people hate Megumeme again?

>>159108182
Stop trying to rile people up with your shitposts, pass-kun. This thread is already past its welcome.

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>>159077732
>Marrying Lalatina
All fun and games until she comes home late smelling of urine because she let the entire town use her mouth as their personal toilet.

Marry Aqua
Fuck Darkness
Kill Megumin

Marry lalatina, Fuck Aqua, Kill Megumin.

>>159108712
>All fun and games until she comes home late smelling of urine because she let the entire town use her mouth as their personal toilet.
>implying I'd let her out of my sight
Leashed. 24/7/366. She'd be MY personal cum toilet; nobody else could have her!

>>159077732
Based choice

>>159077732
Damn, /a/ has good taste for once.

>>159077732
this

>>159077732
I suck cocks

>>159077732
Not disappointed.

>>159077732
The only one

>>159108801
Yes. (You) do.

>>159077732
Literally how I feel

>>159077732
One true post.

>>159077732
/thread

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Marry Megumeme
Fuck Acqua
Kill Darkness

>>159077732
Fuck yeah

>>159077732
This is the only correct answer.

>>159108747
Then why put her in the marry category? Why not give her the fuck slot and marry one of the other two?

>>159077732
Fucking this.

>>159077732
Tru

>>159077732
>kill Megushit
THIS!

>>159108898
>not also wanting to live out the happy dreams of being in love with a beautiful submissive rich girl
You don't know how to live the life, bro. Step aside.

>>159077732
fpwp

>>159108993
Assravaged megushitter detected. Stay assmad, you actual faggot!

Someone post the recruitment sheet to ignite pass-kun's autism even harder.

>>159109019
you got me

>>159109019
Looks like someone's mad.

>>159109019
well damn found out

>>159109019
fuck you

>>159077732
Thought thread would be full of Megumeme fags, came here to post this. Fpbp.

>>159079954
Why did it take this long for someone to write that down?

>>159109086
Because at least 40% of the posts are by the same person.

>>159077732
fpbp

>>159109082
Megumeme fags are almost dead at this point, she was a seasonal waifu after all.

>>159108898
>Why not give her the fuck slot

Because the fuck slot is a 1 time flick. Then you cant fuck her again.

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>>159109166
that's where you're wrong, heathen

Marry Aqua
Fuck Megumin
Kill Darkness

>>159110147
Megumemefag count: 1

>>159107583
I don't really wanna do those things.

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>>159110268
Back to >>>/y/ with you.

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>>159110147
>replying to the guy who's been shitposting with his pass for almost 24 hours

>>159110393
What a sad person.

>>159077643
Marry and bully Aqua
Fuck Megumin until she faint
Ignore Darkness, There too much Tits for me.

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>>159110393
Figures, the crimson semen demon is objectively best girl

>>159108182
Usually, when people hate something with a fanbase, they hate it because of the fanbase being overly vocal and annoying.
>>159108882
How would you even kill Darkness? She got a nuke to the face and took it like a champ

>>159111027
poison

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>>159110721
>too much tits
>>159111075
That's a good way to get past her defenses but doesn't help with her massive health pool. A few days would pass before she even noticed something wrong

>>159077643
marry megumin
fuck aqua
kill darkness

>>159111209
this

>>159111209
what this man said

>>159077732
absolute patrician taste my friend. I'm glad I share this board with such upstanding individuals as yourself

>>159111209
>>159077732
absolute patrician taste my friends. I'm glad I share this board with such upstanding individuals as yourselves

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>>159111165
>>159111027
keep poisoning the tea, tell darkness to get her own and have aqua bring everyone else's, she'll appreciate it in the process.

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fuck darkness, kill aqua, marry love and protect megumin <3

>>159111360
This

>>159111360
absolute patrician taste my friend. I'm glad I share this board with such upstanding individuals as yourself

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>>159111209
>>159111236
>>159111254
>>159111320
>>159111338
>>159111360
stop larping as a megufag to make us look bad

>>159111436
Only the replies are fake. The posts themselves are genuine since the IP count went up.

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>>159111436
Only a member from the axis-cult would come up with such a simple scheme

>>159111514
Just let this thread sink.

>>159077732
cheers

I see the falseflagging shitposters have arrived.

>>159111648
They've been here for a while.

>>159111682
Either way, they're not trying very hard.

>>159111027
death curse from a demon army general

>>159112042
She can pay to have it healed, Veldia thought they were poor. And that's assuming Aqua is unable or unwilling to heal her

>>159112190
The point is she can die and isn't invincible

>>159077732
MY BROTHER OF TASTE. Came to post this.

>>159112271
Just shut the fuck up, you fucking autist.

>>159112298
Mad megumeme fag detected

>>159112369
You've been at it for 20 hours straight. NGNL guy has nothing on you.

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>>159077732
>Kill Megushit
Shit taste detected

>>159108712
>All fun and games until she comes home late smelling of urine because she let the entire town use her mouth as their personal toilet.

You would be an idiot for letting her go outside on her own.

If you want to leave the house either you chain her to your bed, or if you want to fuck her outside you take her with you. There is no reason for a human sex toy to be walking outside on her own.

Reminder that Lalatina is for bullying. If you can't beat the shit out of her and rape her, you might as well wear an "I'm a cuck" T-shirt in public because you'll never please her. She's not reserved for fat neckbeards.

>>159112456
Says the megushitter. Your taste is the shit taste in this thread, and you yourself are shit.

>>159077643
marry dorkness
fuck megumeme
kill bakagami

>>159112407
D-delete this

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>>159077643
The only answer is
Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

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>>159089594
Indeed she does.

>>159110147
>wake up
>not in bed with Megumin

What is the point in living?

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>Marry Darkness so I can be rich
>Fuck Megumin violently against a wall while choking her until she faints every night and day in front of Darkness like the bad husband she wants me to be
>Kill Aqua (since heaven will just send her back anyway) and buy her booze to apologize

>>159077643

Marry lalatina
Rape aqua
cuddle megumin

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>>159115139
Kill Aqua
Fuck Lalatina
Marry Wiz

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>>159115139
Didn't mean to reply., but I'll let you keep the (You) because I'm nice.

Save

Marry Chomusuke

Reminder that this thread is filled with people with shit tastes
>>159077732

>>159077732
We did it reddit!

>>159118550
Reminder that if you like megushit, you're the one with shit taste.

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>>159118589
Reminder that you're objectively and factually incorrect.

@159118671
Reminder that taste is purely subjective, and yours is shit.

>159118700
Reminder that your tastes are still shit and are part of the minority.

>>159118875
>says the insecure vocal minority

>>159119501
>because I can tell they're the minority and we're not even though official polls says otherwise

Don't argue with him. Most of the replies to >>159077732 are by the same person.

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>>159077643

There's never a dull moment with Aqua gents.

>>159077643
Sorry but /a/ will ultimately choose Aqua to marry since Aqua is the Goddess of NEETs so she is the most relatable to /a/.

Being NEET, /a/ hates cleaning the bathroom yet being the Goddess of Water, Aqua loves cleaning the bathroom so much that everything shines in brilliance.

/a/ is also too lazy to get up to drink when they are thirsty as well which is solved by sucking Aqua's finger for water or telling Aqua to feed you water mouth to mouth.

Kill those three
Marry Luna
Fuck Wiz

>>159077732

Unironically fpbp

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Aqua is the only good choice

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>>159120055

Why does this arouse me

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>>159077643
Marry Aqua
Fuck none
Kill none

I'll be happy living the rest of my life with best goddess. The others can go off and do whatever. No hatred for them.

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>>159122972
Because you want her to do that to your dick, like any real man would.

>>159079141
what's it called

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>>159123399
oh lord have mercy!

>>159123410
filename

>>159077732
I like Megumin, but when forced to make a choice she's probably the one I'm most willing to sacrifice.

>>159123951
Rejoice, that simply means you don't like her. Just like the guy who replied to this post a hundred times.

>>159077732
>insane murderers who would be fine with killing a 14 year old child who is just having fun
I hope the cops are onto you filth.

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>>159123789

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>>159124096
Maybe he has a lot of hate, but his taste isn't that bad.

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15 people in this thread said 'Marry Aqua'

I don't know what anyone else said but Aqua's clearly the best.

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>>159124730
22 people said marry Megumin. This is a clear victory despite the spam from "that guy".

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>>159124730
>Aqua is slowly becoming popular
WTF I hate Aqua now.

Marry Megumin.
Fuck Aqua.
Actually I like them all, may I befriend instead of Kill? Yea, I'll just
Befriend Darkness

>>159124860
Let me correct that, I'll fuck Darkness and befriend Aqua, I know obnoxious stupid girls like her irl, would not necessarily stick my dick into that.

>>159124726
Eh, but he likes Darkness.

Marry Megumin
Sell Aqua and Darkness's body for cash

>>159077643
Marry Darkness
Fuck Megumin
Bully Aqua

>>159124798
>22 people said marry Megumin.
Hahahahahaha. No they didn't. I'm not going to bother counting but that's clearly wrong. Seems you added an extra 2 to that number.

>>159124953
One guy made a typo and two others wrote it as Megumeme.

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>>159124901
He wants to kill megameme, that's enough for me.

>>159124798
>that guy
Are we talking about "Your mother will die in her sleep" on the recruitment form?

>>159077643

In, that, order.

>>159124991
Rude Axis cultist.

>>159124953
>counting
Do you not know how to use CTRL+F, you computer illiterate monkey?

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Marry Megumin-
Kill Darkness (or rather, fail too, then fuck her as she's now soaking wet).
Fuck Aqua then have her rez Darkness if you somehow succeeded and fuck her too.

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>>159124798
>Megufags AKA "500 post 97 IPs monday threads" or Megufags AKA "the samefag gods"
The City of Meme polls fag

>>159087595
fuck, getting your dick stopped by a girl's hymen sounds so fucking hot
much better than descending wombs that were Japanese fetish of 2013 at least.

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>>159125218
>Touhou funny face poster
>constantly lurks threads he dislikes
>actually can't count(the IP average in Monday threads is 140)

>>159125470
>being this autistic
As expected of Megumemers.

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>>159125501
Hey, at least I don't think Aqua and Satania were the saving grace of Winter.

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>>159125470
>He even went to the archives desperately trying to counterattack my post
Poor thing.

>>159077643
>Marry Darkness and roleplay lots of kinky shit
>Fuck Megumin
>Kill Aquaslut

>>159077643
Could not have made this easier if you tried
Marry Megumin, Fuck Darkness, Kill that annoying blue cunt

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>>159127065
OP here, this is for the best enjoyment of all involved...
I want to explode like this in Megumin!

>>159128119
>>159077732 here.
Your taste is shit.

>>159128211
I really hope you don't expect us to take you seriously when your only backing is a crazy pass user.

>>159128382
>implying anyone but hypersensitive underageb&s take anything on 4chan seriously, especially faggot OPs

>>159089535
I'm split between her and Darkness.

>>159077643
Marry Megumin, Fuck Darkness, Kill Aqua.

does anyone know the chapter in the manga where he trades his party with some other guy?

>>159130203
Chapter 13

>>159130274
thank you

>>159131146
No prob. So now you're gonna buy the manga right?

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>>159128211
The absolute mad man

how does aqua have saggy granny tits

>>159097872

I can't even get that far. I put knife up there, but then I just stop. If I fuck up, which is more than likely and live then the hospital will fuck me in the ass with payments I can't afford.

>>159108712

Pretty sure she'd get enough of that at home.

>>159134266
No bra. Big tits always sag without a bra
>>159134553
So what? Would your life be ruined?
Btw, the way I want to go is go skydiving and """forget""" to open up my parachute

>>159077732
The only right answer

>>159078006
At least someone got it right.

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Can I fuck Sena instead?

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>>159077732
FPBP

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>>159077732
This actually

>>159078006
Correct.

>>159077643
Marry Megumin
Fuck Megumin
Kill Aqua
Ignore Darkness
The only solution

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>Darkness
Lewd ojou-sama who can't hit anything, but can take all aggro, can restrain herself and properly manage her responsibilities; cares for everyone.
>Megumin
99% of the teams damage, marriageable age, and has shown the resolve to abandon explosions for the team, only one to have confessed her feelings; cares for her friends and family.
>Aqua
Damegami that can revive and heal, but attracts 90% of their monsters, frequently puts the entire team in debt, wasted most of her SP on party tricks, and has shown that she will never learn. Only dedicated to herself and crazy followers.

Darkness has the bust and lewd, and Megumin has everything else. Why are people attracted to the dunce?

Marry Megumin, Fuck Chris, Kill Aqua

>>159077643
>Marry darkness so you never have to work again
>Fuck megumin for that (canonically legal) loli pussy
>Kill aqua for being aqua

I respect your right to have a different opinion but I reserve the right to call any answer other than mine wrong.

>>159078086
Because there's a ton of goddesses in the universe and aqua is literally the worst one.

>>159077643
>>159138447
was quite literally about to post this. shit, good taste m8

>>159091874
You couldnt get aqua pregnant because she'll just purify your semen

Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill the nopan mascot who is absolutely worthless