Is Araragi a slut?

Yes. It's a blessing and a curse for all the women in his life.

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No he's just being tested.

Really really tested.

>>158976119
How do I get the rararagi bod?

>>158976119
How? Only girls are sluts.

>>158979645
You work out?

>>158979645
Become a vampire.

>>158976119
from the thumbnail it looks like Araragi's boner is poking under Mayoi's skirt beside her leg

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Is Hachikuji a slut?

>>158979645
become crab

>>158979764
It could be. I mean considering everything the vampire genes gave to him I wouldn't be surprised if he also had a huge cock now.

>Mayoi with her hair down
I wish we had more of her like that

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>>158976119
araragi kun has slutty dick.

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He is top tier harem MC

>>158981800
I was thinking the same thing.

>>158976119
Yes, and a cheater

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soon

>>158984458
Man the "comedy" in this show is so annoying.

>>158976119
He is one of the worst MC harem this last decade. No not because how beta/alpha he acts, or the quality of the girls. But the fact that he is a harem protagonist with a girlfriend. Pretty much ruin the entire point of having a harem. And I´m saying this as someone that dislike Crab.

>>158976119
Yes

>>158976119

>pantsu somehow still has perfectly shaped cameltoe while removed

For what fucking purpose

>>158985670
It's got a layer of crust on it keeping it in shape.

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>>158980610
Only a little.

>>158979645

SS+GOMAD

>>158979645
calisthenics and -600 calorie deficit

>season literally starting next week
>no previews, news or hype
owari 2 is going to be a fucking ONA like koyomi huh

>>158976119
just badly written character

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>>158979645
get turned into a vampire by a blonde vampire with big boobs

>>158985670
Snails leave sticky goo everywhere.

>>158987469
Cat is a slut, how the fuck did ararararararagi end up with crab?

>>158980610
She's pure.

>>158987726
Crab just asked him. That's all. Cat should've done so first, Araragi is a literal retard who can't ask a girl out.

>>158989469
He's so relateable!

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>>158987469
Why is Cat so thirsty?

>>158984795
The banter is the best part.

No, he's faithful to worst g- err, Senjougahara.

>>158990510
Stress, and also she's in love with Rararagi. Part of it is because of his ability as a vampire to entice the opposite sex.

Hanekawa in this movie is so fucking good.

>>158986892
>how to look like an eastern european construction worker: the advice

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>>158976119

That's like asking if he's a siscon.

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>>158991808
>Lolaragi-san

>>158990563
Fuck shaft for what they did with Kabuki. Maybe Dere-Shot can save save me.

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Why didn't he just fuck the cat? They're made for each other.

>>158992303
No, that's Araragi and Shinobu. Araragi is just horny fot a cat eared high school girl in her panties.

>>158990798
>Part of it is because of his ability as a vampire to entice the opposite sex.
It's not. She said it herself that that was just an excuse and that's not how his powers work.

>>158990510
He's hot.

>>158989469
>Araragi is a literal retard who can't ask a girl out.
He was a loner until a week or so before the start of Bake. He nets a girlfriend within the next week or so after that too. He is a literal retard but not in the way you're saying, not exactly anyway. With Hanekawa the problem was Araragi's massive complex about her and Hanekawa's own issues too.

He's got a weirdly popular reputation amongst the girls at his school due to a combination of hus justicefag image and being the closest thing that prestigious cram school has to a delinquent too.

>>158976119
>Guy
>Slut
Anon, please. Guys aren't sluts

also why is that loli wearing such lewd pantsu?

>>158986892
>giving shit advice

>>158976119
Hair down Hachikuji is a miracle.

>>158994034
She's wearing the lewdest pantsu of them all.

>>158994034
Her divorced, lonely father bought them for her.

>>158993232
Dude, comeon... It's heavly implied that those powers still work.
They veary weak since he is only 1/10 but they are unbearably still there.
You hear all the literal who girls at Ragis school talk about how hot he is behind his back even though nobody acknowledged his existence before shinubo showed up.

>>158994252
It isn't implied anywhere. Araragi's vampire powers make him look good, but they don't have any magic to make people like him more. Rewatch all of Tsubasa Cat.

>>158994252
>You hear all the literal who girls at Ragis school talk about how hot he is behind his back even though nobody acknowledged his existence before shinubo showed up.
He was already popular before Shinobu showed up, and it was explained why. >>158994001 People at the school who hadn't even met him got wet over him solely because of the reputation he had, you saw that in Hanamono.

>>158980610
She is a pedophile, like Shinobu and Ononoki.

>>158976119
Yes, he whores himself out to different girls, even to his own sisters.
No wonder his sisters built a complex around him.

>>158994252
He has not vampiric charm they literaly say it, re watch that shit.

>>158996566
ONONOKI IS NOT A PEDOPHILE

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>>158992303
I think he's just horny in general

>>158990510
Why are Hanekawa's boobs so big?

>>158997417
>molests a child
>not a pedophile
She is.

>>158987469
How does anyone (not to mention a teenager) have that much self control. I recall very clearly what happened the first time a girl and I were alone and the physically intimate, and I was (and am) fairly autistic.

>>158992303
Didn't the author say that he only planned one book originarily, and that he never thought that far into the realtionship between cat and Arararararagi?

>>158998576
Probably because they were not alone in that room.

>>158998666
She's asleep. If it bothered them that much(clearly doesn't bother Hanekawa) they could have left. But no, beta japan strikes again.

>>158998576
We got several arcs about why Araragi won't make a move on Hanekawa. Not a Catfag but they would be together if Araragi didn't have his weird ass complex about her and if Hanekawa didn't beat around the bush so much early on.

>>158998210
She gets influenced by people around her. In the second half of the story she hangs around exclusively with Koyomi or Tsukihi, so she turns into a rude and perverted goofball as a result.

>>158976119
Yes
>>158980610
Only in my dreams.
>>158996566
Technically true, but I don't know if laws apply to dead people.
>>158990510
A lifetime of repression will do that. She should buy a vibe and find herself some her time.

He whores himself out to his harem.

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>>158999520

A righteous man

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>>158999655
He even left out the worst girls.

>>158999724

Spooky a shit

>>158999724
Owari vol.3 ends with Araragi on his way to his graduation ceremony with Gahara and Hanekawa, then ditching those two whores to go hang out with Ougi instead though.

>>158999945
Crab and cat are shit though.

>>158999724
Spook is so lewdable. I want to pin her against the wall and suck on her neck and earlobes softly massaging her small breasts. Just imagine how startled she would look. Would she start crying and saying she doesn't want it? Still, I would be rough at the start and pin her down with my hips but once she starts feeling real fear I'd kiss her and promise to be gentle. That would be incredible. The only girls I can actually lewd in Monogatari are Bee, Spooks, Doll, Math and probably Kanbaru a bit. Others either seem too noble and chaste to be lewded, like Bat and Bird, or too shit, like Snake and Crab.

>>158999945
>then ditching those two whores to go hang out with Ougi instead
Good, they are worst girls, Ougi is okay

Kizu 3 when

>>159000119
>no snail
>>159000222
Oh shit. BD doesn't come out until July.

15 July is Shinobumonogatari though

>>158984884
I might need to rewatch the series but I liked Araragi up until 2nd season. He was pretty annoying in most of those arcs.

And yeah crab is shit

>>159001253
Second Season onwards being when everything keeps blowing up in his face might have something to do with it, perhaps.

>>159000119
I doubt Ougi would act like that, she would be teasing you the entire time.

>>159001367
Yeah probably. His justice/hero complex was more pronounced and he acted pretty selfishly because of it. It's a little weird since I still kinda like him but at the same time find him pretty annoying.

>>159001253

Almost everything that happens in the second season and on happen after a few very horrible things happen to him and start to effect him, you just find out about those stories during SS and Owari.

>>159001487
>selfish
He's not really selfish, he's selfless to the point of insanity.

His main fuck-up of SS was the Nadeko stuff and objectively he handled it terribly. Looking at it from his perpective I don't blame him at all though. Nadeko goes apeshit snake god (all because he decided to be somewhat nice to her and fit the target she was secretly looking for) and threatens everyone in town, Gaen wasn't doing shit about it other than goading him about Shinobu and Oshino had already disappeared, and 'someone' had to deal with Nadeko. Not telling Gahara about it seems insensitive but, thinking about it reasonably, all it'd do risk compelling her to get involved and then get killed by Nadeko.

The only actual problem I have with his mindset is that Nisio forgot that Kagenui existed. She hadn't "disappeared" at this point of the story yet. Snake God Nadeko was literally the type of oddity she specializes in.

>>159001951

Nadeko never threatened to kill anyone but Araragi and Senjou.

>>159001951
Gaen specifically kept Kagenui away because she was afraid of collateral damage and also wants to make sure that Kagenui never has a decent fight.

That explanation is where the screencap of Kagenui looking like Godzilla comes from.

>>159002022
nah when she saw through kaiki she considered killing hanekawa hachikuji and his sisters aswell

>>159001951
>He's not really selfish
He is pretty selfish when it comes to Shinobu.

>>158989414
Pure sex.

>ywn fuck aryarygi
Why even live.

>>158987469
That Neko wants her serving of cream, why make her wait? Senjougahara isn't giving the guy any action...

>>159004161
He's """"not a lolicon"""" and """monogamous"""".

>>159004161
She gets too tired with Kaiki feeding her his meat, don't blame the girl.

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>>158987469
>big breasted dynamite knockout you've been lusting after for months comes on to you desperate to fuck, she's literally throwing herself at you exactly the way you wanted it
>"nah"

He's free, so no.

I'm liking this James Balzer guy they got to translate Nise more than Ko Ransom.

>I love you Hitagi
>But I would die in an instant for Shinobu because our bond is deeper than the one with you and me haha
>oh did I mention I might potentially outlive you because of that bond?
>I totally still love you though please understand

>>159005755
Everyone thinks it's stupid, nothing new here.

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>>159005755
Araragi has no idea what he wants most of the time.

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>>159005755
It's just some magico-physical bond he has with Shinobu.

You wouldn't say that you love me more than you love your waifu either, if I drove a metal rod between us, forcing us to live the rest of our lives as some sort of artificial siamese twin lovers that share the destiny of dying if that rod is ever removed.

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>>159006155
>posts shovelware harem
>doesn't understand basic plot points

>>159005755
Araragi doesn't romantically love Shinobu, it's just that they are basically soul-mates and cannot be separated. It's deeper than the love he can have with another person.

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>>159006212
Nani?

>>159006155
>It's just some magico-physical bond he has with Shinobu.
Damn, not only do you have shittaste, but you are also objectively wrong.

>>159006155
Araragi does love Shinobu though. That's the problem. He could sever that link if he wanted but he chooses not to. It's a different kind of love than what he has with Hitagi but it's still love. He refuses to let go of her and dramatically states that he would die with her without hesitation if the situation ever arised.

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>>159006258
>Araragi doesn't romantically love Shinobu, it's just that they are basically soul-mates and cannot be separated. It's deeper than the love he can have with another person.
>Araragi doesn't romantically love Shinobu
>not

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>>159006258

>>159006212
>>159006289
Which plot points did I get wrong?

>>159006293
>It's a different kind of love than what he has with Hitagi but it's still love.
Love isn't the same kind of love in all cases.

"Love" for your wife isn't exactly the same as "love" for your daughter, just because both use the term love, unless your name is Josef Fritzl.

>>159006354
Love someone feels towards their high school girlfriend is also different from love someone feels towards their wife.

>>159006354
It was stated several times that Shinobu and Araragi romantically love each other.

>>159006410
Proof?

>>159006436
Did you even watch the show or are you just baiting for (You)s?

>>159006155
>>159006258
Ah, this shit again. Araragi has this happy ending in his head where everybody gets what they want and become happy. This happy ending resolves around Araragi becoming human and Kiss-Shot/Shinobu not dying. This man was given the opportunity to server the link and become human. This would allow him to live his life happily and even visit Shinobu whenever he wanted. The perfect happy ending Araragi desired to have. He even called their current circumstances nothing but a happy ending and misfortune for Shinobu.

This refused and rejects this happy ending. For what reason? Simply because he doesn't want it. It's purely selfish. He does not want to lose or be separated from her, not out of a feeling of responsibility or debt but out of a simple selfish desire to stay close to her. He chose Shinobu over everyone in multiple situations. Refusing to make her a god and reestablish the connection with her again, turning him back into a vampire even though he became human again. This man loves her. Literally end of story.

>>159006354
>"Love" for your wife isn't exactly the same as "love" for your daughter
Did I jump into the wrong board?

>>159006410
There was only one time the series was direct about it being romantic, and even then it wasn't super direct, even if there's no other way to interpret it.

>>159006354
Jesus dude I think you need to rewatch the show if you're downplaying their relationship this much. Araragi and Shinobu are practically Romeo and Juliet with their star-crossed love they have going on. They love each other deeply but so much gets put in their way that it must always be put on the back burner but the inevitability of vampirism is going to force them to confront it eventually.

>>159006492
>Nothing but
Meant to say everything but

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Ragis wife Kanbaru is cute

>>159006354
>>159006436
Literally go read fucking Owari.
And to add more to this:>>159006492

This all could have given Araragi to live his life with Senjougahara being separated from Oddities forever.

>>159006587
*cute underclassman

>Reddit raided us with their "Araragi and Shinobu have a father-daughter relationship"
Holy shit, this was discussed a thousand times, really, when will you learn?

>>159006354
>"love" for your daughter
Oh God fucking Reddit came her with this bullshit again. Go fucking read Owari.

>>159006587
But he promised to marry Hachikuji.

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>>158979645
Just follow what Zyzz did, but do less coke and NEVER go in a fucking sauna. Spoiler for 3D.

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>>159006636
>father daughter relationship
>ragi regularly fondles loli shinobu
>shinobu went nuts when she saw shota ragi
How stupid can they be? Did they forget about the fact that Shinobu is almost 600 years old?

>>159006636
Go back to fucking reddit and stay there you goddamn inbred.

>>159006825
Damn, that sweet prince was pure aesthetic
Rip Zyzz

>>159006826

The way her legs give out is beyond erotic.

>>158979645
combination of working out and being a vampire at some point in your life.

>>159006885
>they're starting to lose it
Anon-kun, you have to go back

>>159006671
>I simply didn’t want to make Shinobu into a god.

>There’s no point in subjugating this town if it means forcing something on Shinobu against her will—that’s the selfish reasoning I gave.

>And that selfish reasoning of mine still hasn’t changed
Stay in denial faggot

I want to fill Araragi up with my cum!

>>159006988
meant to reply to this redditor>>159006636

>>159006410
>It was stated several times that Shinobu and Araragi romantically love each other.
>>159006492
>This man loves her. Literally
Then there's no difference in quality, but there can still be one of quantity - and quantity and quality can be the same thing, just reexpressed.

>He chose Shinobu over everyone in multiple situations
An interesting claim, in combination with your claim that he could've had his "perfect life". I still don't find it convincing.

>>159006671
>>159006636
>>159006537
>>159006768
>>159006866
It was just an illustration, I didn't actually say that they have a father-daughter relationship.
Don't get so triggered.

>>159006997
Ah, another man of taste.

>>159007088
>this much damage control

>>159007036
And your point is? You literally quoted Araragi saying he didn't make Shinobu into a God because he just doesn't want it selfishly and wants her to stay with him. That's what I was talking about.

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>>159006997
Same

>>159007133
>this miniscule reading comprehension

>probably thinking that posts of discussions here can only be about showing and saving face

>>159006814
Why not both? Kanbaru and Snail are both incredibly nice girls and it isn't like Kanbaru can kill Snail if Kanbaru gets jealous.

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>>159007088
If you pay attention, the whole "choose your favorite" thing has been in question since Kizu when Kiss-Shot lamented about getting saved because Araragi would save anyone, not because it was her. Then Shinobu ran away in Bake because Araragi was parading other oddities around in front of her and she didn't feel special enough. Then she bugged him about if he liked her the best in a side story that took place right after Nise. then Shinobu straight-up asked if he liked her more than Senjougahara and Hanekawa in Oni. Then Gaen made a big fucking deal about how choosing to fight Seishirou was choosing Shinobu over everyone else and he went and admitted that he prioritized her over everyone else. How much more blatantly do you need it spelled out?

>>159007088
>An interesting claim, in combination with your claim that he could've had his "perfect life". I still don't find it convincing.
when Seishirou came back and Shinobu didn't want to face him, Araragi decided to fight him for her even though Hanekawa and Senjougahara needed his help much more at the exact same time, even though she never asked him to, even though she could've handled the situation on her own. Gaen even comments on it, saying that he puts Shinobu above everyone. In he end of Owari he says that he can no longer envision his future without her and thinks that one day they can forgive each other completely, etc. So, it's pretty much stated. I can give more examples.
Also this >>159007366

>>159007088
>with your claim that he could've had his "perfect life"
Ok, anon. It's not a fucking claim. It has happend in Owari as has it happend in Shinobu mail. It's not "perfect life''. It's the happy ending Araragi desired in Kizu. The happy ending he wanted to have even back in Shinobu Mail. Araragi had multiple chances to become a human and have Shinobu "not'' die. This is what he wanted in Kizu and still desired in Shinobu Mail. Gean gave this man a way out. Make Shinobu into a god, save her from her life as a vampire and become human in the progress. Shinobu herself has shown that if Araragi is discontent or unhappy to have her around, she will find no anger in it, since she takes his happiness more important then her own. Araragi says this about it in the end:
>I simply didn’t want to make Shinobu into a god.

>There’s no point in subjugating this town if it means forcing something on Shinobu against her will—that’s the selfish reasoning I gave.

>And that selfish reasoning of mine still hasn’t changed.
He fought Seishiro over Shinobu in mail, he refused to make her a god and he remade his connection with Shinobu even though Shinobu voiced that she did not mind of Araragi wanted to stay human. He refused:
>No, perhaps she really did have no choice in matter. After all, I, at the very least, can no longer envision a future without Shinobu in it.
All of these are instances where he chose his Shinobu above everything. Above his happy ending and even Senjougahara/his girlfriend out of pure selfish reasoning. Because there is no happy ending without Shinobu for Araragi.

>>159007205
If it wasn't damage control you shouldn't have said don't get triggered when you got btfo.

>>159007534
Don't bother anon.

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How does one fuck a Araragi?

>>159007412
>>159007431
>>159007366
Thanks for the explanation.

>>159007431
>It's not a fucking claim.
It's a factual claim, much like saying that "Ripley beat the Alien in the movie named Alien" or that the Ottomans "_____conquered__ Constantinople on the 29th of May 1453" is.

>>159007534
I just find your reactions funny. To get so butthurt over something that has never been said, because you care so much that you see the opposite of what you care so much about being said in something that only resembles it.
As for why recommending someone not to get triggered means that you're doing damage control, I don't get it.

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>only asks for headpats
>likes hugs
>refuses kisses, too chaste for that
>gets so embarrassed after a kiss, she mixes up Frenchies and Italians
>acts like a middle schooler when she's in love
>can't even understand that she's in love
>is a conservative type, politely refuses any advances from other men
>keeps her master away from sluts
How come a 600-year old blood-sucking demon is so pure?

>>159008003
Read shinobu time.

>>159008142
I did, and?

>>159008003
She also asks for donuts. Though with the exchange rate at a point where she would disembowel herself for two pon-de-rings you still can't call her anywhere near greedy. She said she'd be okay with kissing Araragi- after they've been together for a century. I'm also pretty sure that she understands that she's in love, even if she's not admitting it for any number of reasons.

>>159008142
Oh god, now that the reddit meme about Shinobu and Araragi not being romantically intrested in each other got btfo, an new retard appears.

Let me guess. You are gonna claim that Shinobu is not pure and has fucked Seishiro or something.

>>159008236
He's trying to force a meme.

>>159008175
>>159008236
She's pure because she's a virgin and has never experienced love.

>>159008287
>>159008267
I am aware, Kabuki shows this clearly. But some retards like to force the Seishiro meme

>>158976119
Isn't he supposed to be very insecure?
IIRC we're not even sure what his physique truly is

When does Owari 3 start?
When can I get another glorious dose of Kiss Shot? Mayoi Hell can't be more than 3 episodes at max.

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What a fucking whore

>>159008424
She became Dere-Shot in Ougi dark

>>159008439
Which one?

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>>159008439

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>>159008439
Cat is pretty cute in kizu

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>>159008460
The cat

>>159008439
RRRG can't help it. Manslut is in his blood.

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Doll is pure

I wonder what Princess Acerola's nationality is? She was cooking pot-at-feu when Deathtopia found her in that shack, so maybe French? Or German? Germany was divided in the 15th century I think. Her appearance, which is the same except the eyes, sounds pretty Aryan. Her effect on Europe sounds like Black Plague too.

>>159008439
Bitch was thirsty af the whole movie

>>159008589
Pretty sure she is German.

>>158991770
>Eastern European Construction Worker: the Advice
Sounds like a 10/10 video game.

>>159008496
Okay, these are too lewd even for a high schooler. She probably chose them specifically for Ragi, that little slut

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Kizu vr

>>158979645
Work out, eat healthy. Not hard.

Fuck. Everyone wants some kind of magic bullet path clearly laid out for them, but it's already so basic. Just lift some shit and stop eating processed sugar. Drink water instead of soda, etc. Common sense stuff.

>>159008773
>that feel when too scared to hit the gym

>>159008725
>Loli-Shot in a raincoat
Okay. I need Kizu VR now.

>>158994426
In Tsubasa Cat he's only 1/10th and so he doesn't have most legit powers. However, vampire's do have that ability, therefore, if he's hovering around 5/10ths or some shit like that, they most likely come back in full force. Depends on what kind of condition Shinobu is in, because that will add or subtract vampire juju.

In that webm? It's not too unreasonable to believe he may have had it.

>>159008959
Vampire attraction powers in Monogatari make complete slaves. It's not some Twilight bullshit that makes people of the opposite sex like you.

>>159009005
What I'm saying is that you referring to Tsubasa Cat is dumb as fuck and totally irrelevant. You're probably right that he doesn't have those powers, but it's mostly a gut feeling and can't really be proven because he's a unique case in many ways.

>>159008626
her name was laura so it makes sense

>great harem show
>worst girl wins

Every. Single. Time.

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>>159009130
Everyone knows that anime German girls named Laura are the best.

So when will Kizu III come out?

>>159009187
Snake lost pretty hard, though.

>>159009397
>July
Fuck this shit

>>159009187
shinobu won at the start though

>>159009187
Hanekawa didn't win though

>>159005755
>Look, honestly my justicefag nature and suicidal depression has made me a huge M and you are a natural S. So while you're not dead can you step on my dick and call me a lolicon, babe?
>I know I always call Suruga cute but she ripped out my guts and played hopscotch with them that one time, which is kind of a boner killer. Also a gorilla hand job would literally crush my dick.

If Hitagi Rendezvous doesn't end with Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari, then we know that SHAFT is truly dead.

Ougi Dark when??

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>>159009845

End of July.

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>>159009716
>Also a gorilla hand job would literally crush my dick
He got one already, he seems fine

>>159006587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cgLu0PuQo

>>159009951
I want to fuck myself.

>>159007819
One does not fuck the Araragi. One prostrates themselves, so that the Araragi may fuck them.

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>>159008554
Nothing exposed to the Araragi charm is pure anymore.

>>159006866
>shinobu went nuts when she saw shota ragi
I don't remember this. When did that happen?

>>159011604
Kabuki

>>159011649
Guess I'm gonna have to rewatch it. I don't remember shota ragi at all.

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>"Searching for a new member of the Araragi Harem?"
>"I haven't been putting together such a tasteless outfit!"
>"After all, a member of the first class, Mister Oshino, has graduated. You'll have a hard time filling that hole."
I hope this was intentional.

>>159011802
It was about a split second, so that's why

>>159012918
Yeah. They cut out an entire scene of Araragi and Shinobu talking about loli and shota afterwards.

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There is still no airing date for Owari3
Im worried guys, it wont be delayed right?
Right?