Yfw Shinji has kissed a girl and you haven't

but I have, granted it had to be forced upon me because my autism prevented me from seeing the signs she liked me but still

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Yfw Shinji has kissed a cake (at 14) and you haven't

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and even had mental sex with Asuka during instrumentality, and you havent

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>>158976253

Mmmm cake

>>158975479
you want a slap you hateful masochist

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Shinji even had LSD sex with Rei during instrumentality plus other extra lewd things, and you havent

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OP here. I tried to kiss a girl once (also grill but no homo) cause she said she wanted to kiss one. But being nervous and autistic I only got the corner of her mouth and I almost made her cry out of shock and she said she felt violated.

Mfw I don't understand women any more than Shinji.

>>158977220
But... you're a grill. How can you not understand them?

Then again, I'm one to talk. I am a man who doesn't really get guys so I guess there is that. Makes it a bitch to flirt with anyone

>>158975479
What is kissing Asuka like?

How old are y'all?

>>158977415
25

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>>158977359
paradaise that tastes like strawberries, slippery, wet, and warm

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I have kissed 3 different girls you stupid kissless virgin hahaha you will never know what real life is about

>>158977415
20

>>158975479
I kissed a girl one time when I was 17, but she was 37. It was still nice. It's been 10 years and that's as far as I've ever gotten. She also went to jail shortly after for cooking meth.

>>158977303
Lel faggot.

>>158977902
family doesnt count you sperg

>tfw you kissed a slightly below average looking girl and wish you'd saved yourself for a cute bitch but you'll never be in a relationship with a cute bitch because you're a beta male but you don't care because you discovered that anime girls are better than real girls anyways

>>158977220
Fuck off. Your female problems are petty and ridiculous compared to our male problems, and for you to act like you can relate to us is an insult to all of us. Fucking slut.

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>>158976476
He also symbolically had sex with Kaworu when unit 01was pierced by his lance of longinus. So basically he's had sex with both genders at the age of 14.

>>158975479
Does kissing my mother count?

>>158978337
Mad robot detected.

>>158978337
Spotted a virgin.

>>158978337
What a shinji bitch

>>158978382
If you're not a virgin you need to fuck off.

>>158978361
>both genders
>both
Are you implying there are only two genders?

>>158978410
Spotted another virgin.

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>ywn masterbate onto a fully aware but unmoving girl while her cold, terrifying eyes judge you with harsh disgust

JUST FUCKING END ME

>>158978531
Mods, send the FBI now.

>>158978368
Yes, but only for the rest of us.

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>>158978495
Can I still qualify as virgin? I once accidentally jam half of my chinchin inside a girl`s hole, but I never cum or anything. Am I pure? Girl also tried to give me blowjob, but I felt nothig, so it didn`t end well.

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>>158978531
Shut the fuck up, Aqua.

>tfw kissed a boy and shinji hasn't

>>158978585
topjej smells like teen spirit brand deodorant!

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>>158978760
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>158978749
>I once accidentally jam half of my chinchin inside a girl`s hole
How does that even work?

>>158978772
I see you are doing the pretend to be retarded meme.

>>158978760
More like this?

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>ywn be thrust into the belly of giant Rei as she consciousness-rapes you then tangs you into oblivion, your whole being now experiencing infinite, everlasting orgasm as your spirit mingles, unseparated, with the rest of humanity's consciousness

THAT'S IT, I'M GETTING A NOOSE.

but i did kiss a girl
she was a cute shortstack
miss her a lot

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>>158978836
I don`t know myself, but she cried for 20 min after. It was something like a sex attempt, but after we talked, she said, that she can not felt my thing inside.

>>158978879
dude he's pretending to be you??

>>158978947
I'm the guy he was talking to, and that was weak bruh.

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>>158975479
This thought legitimately horrifies me. There was a time when I empathized with Shinji. Now I'm almost twice his age...and I still heavily related to him.

>>158979003
Why are u implying my gender?

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>>158975479
>>158975479
>Yfw Shinji has kissed a girl and you haven't

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I've accepted my fate.
10 more years before absolute magical power

>>158978049
>Faggot
Half a faggot thanks.

I go for men and women, if the meaning is lost. Even though I can't flirt with either category. Fuck my life.

DDoes kissing a girl during drama club count?

t-they were cute at least

>>158979359
Is that a manga or hentai?

>>158975479
Shinji isn't real.

Also, he's a faggot.

It's okay, I-I'll find somebody during my last two years of university, r-right?

Would anyone here honestly go through what Shinji does throughout the series as their own 14 year old self? EoE included.

So you have to go through the entire series, but you're allowed to have input and do things, but those angels and instrumentality will all happen regardless.

Would you do it?

>>158975479
>Yfw
Fuck off, faggot mobileposter.

>>158975479
i had. dont get me worng, im not uncle charlie.

>>158979562
I mean I'm going to kill myself regardless, might as well at least bang Misato while I'm still there.

>>158977220
>>158977303
>>158978049
>>158979385
>blogposting retards
lurk more retards

>>158979470
I think that was entirely OP's point.

>>158979562

Like a shot. Fucking bring it.

I am not a useless faggot like Shinji, I would have a fucking whale of a time in Tokyo-3.

>>158979600
Look at the OP, this thread was doomed from the start

>>158979856
report it and the other thread he made >>158979609
sage this garbage

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It's extremely likely that the only opportunity I'll have to kiss for the first time will be with a prostitute.

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>>158975479
>>158976253
DELET OR I'M CALLING THE POLICE

>>158980227
>DELET
Fuck off, retard.

>>158979562
I mean a big theme of the show is self-determination or rather the encouragement to recognize your own ability to self-determine

So if you get soul-switched with Shinji Ikari (and somehow fooled into thinking Gendo and Yui are your actual parents to be properly psychologically fucked the way he was) it'd be up to you whether or not you prevent armageddon

>>158979078
Shinji is Anno's literal self-insert where his own journey and the lessons he (tries to) learn is inserted into the lessons Shinji has to learn

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>>158975479
>>158976253
>>158976476
>Shinji was a submissive bitch and just let it happen to him unmovingly all three of these times
Kek, what a cockmuncher

Blog thread
Delete

>>158975479
Don't remind me anon ;_;

>>158976253
Yeah but she was literally at death's door and Shinji basically forced her into doing it by refusing to pilot his Eva. What a fucking creep.

>>158975479
I actually did, but it was with a greenhorn prostitute

>>158981207
>Greenhorn prostitute
did you get to pop her hooker cherry?

>>158981651
he meant her dick had gangrene or something

>Eva threads are actually full of landwhales and they aren't even trying to hide now
Jesus, all women must be banned from life

>>158981976
Asuka is the queen of landwhales, so it only makes sense.

>>158981976
don't ever go in a yuri on ice thread

>>158978431
But there are only two genders.

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>>158975479
I don't mind, since I feel no attraction towards inferior 3D women.

>>158982433
This, 3D's disgusting. This thread created by one is a proof.

>>158979408
Nigga that's fucking wisdom

>>158977994
sounds like abuse

>>158975479
I just showed up to this thread to say yes I have.

>>158977994
If you put the D in you could have saved her from drug addiction

>>158983213
>Putting the D in a junkie
Not a good advice.

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>>158982433
This, 2D is perfection

>>158981651
No, bit she did get tired.
It wasn't even 10 minutes.

>>158983421
>I may look like a loli but i'm actually a thousand year old magic dragon
sasuga Japan

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>>158982433
uh, you do realize Shinji has kissed a 2D literally legendary waifu, right?

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>>158975479
Well, gays kissing their female friends is a very common thing.

>>158979562
Eh, my 14 y old me would. Would ask what I get in return, first, though.

I probably wouldn't do okay on the "Eva is your mother" and that pilot is a clone of her front, though.

>>158984657
Asuka looks like a transvesite with the personality of a SJW, not exactly an accomplishment

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Even Ass Ketchup has kissed a girl.
What's your excuse, virgin?

>>158985096
I hope you're not saying you prefer Rei. I wonder what the rest of /a/ thinks about this point? We should debate it.

I haven't kiss a girl and im 18

a i weird?

>>158984657
Asuka is a complete bitch.