>ywn carry megumin on your back It hurts

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>>158956274
>you will never make her this happy

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>6.2 stone
>57 inches

Wonder at the thought of managing her svelte diminutive form. I would parade about my homestead vigilant for objects to bend her over and shag her on.

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>>158956344
>"There is no mage more excellent than our Megumin!"
A bit embarrassing, but I cried reading that scene.

Delete this thread.

>>158957048
Never sage a Megumin thread again.

Megumeme is shit. Can't wait for KazuNEET to cum inside her and then throw her away like the used condom she is.

>>158957243
She is literally the only girl in the entire cast that isn't for pump and dump.

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>>158956574

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best girl

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>>158957941
Oh, it's from that CG set where Kazuma cums all over her right?

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Would you still marry Megumin if she looked like that?

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>>158958015
yeah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ZCtaeCYJQ

Has anyone played this game?

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>>158958356
Yeah. It was a pretty big thing in the Konosuba threads towards the end of March/start of April, but everyone has beat the game now.
It was a nice Megaman clone. Felt really nice to gradually become better at it through trial & error.

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>>158958356
I reckon most of us have

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Post Megumini

Thinking about reading the manga cause I don't want to wait for season 3 where do I start?

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>>158958704
One Megumax coming right up.

>>158956346

>I would parade about my homestead vigilant for objects to bend her over and shag her on.

Can someone please explain this meme to me?

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>>158958807
This post became a pasta.

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>>158958795
Delet or get the nuke

>>158958850

Thank you my friend.

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Is Megumin cool or just a dumb dork?

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>>158959040
All chuunis are dumb dorks.

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>>158959040
She's a SMART dork most of the time, but she also comes through as very cool in rare occasions. A true heroine!

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>>158956274
>you'll never be with Aqua-sama for all eternity venturing different worlds together

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>>158959183
I'd prefer to have a dog that didn't talk, shriek, and waste my money on booze.

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>>158959246
No bully best girl

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>>158959303
Best girl is fun to bully.

So is Aqua of course.

>>158959303
He didn't bully Megumin.

>>158959303
Where did he bully Megumin?

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>>158959354
>>158959371

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>>158959354
>>158959371

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>>158959303
Why is Aqua such a jobber?

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What is best? Normal clothes, pajamas or bath Megumin?

>>158956274
I prefer carry Aqua.

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>>158959580
Her normal clothes are a big part of what makes her design so amazing. Pajamas is for cuddling and towel is for sex in the bath.

>>158956274
>it hurts
She's only 40kg dude, lift with your legs.

>>158959303
But you didn't post Darkness, who's by the way literally made for bully
>>158959040
She's a cute dork

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>>158959894
Stop advertising here.

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>>158959670
Accurate. Though I'd have sex with Megumin in any outfit.

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>>158959894
Do people seriously join chatrooms to talk about their waifus? That sounds fucking awful. I don't want to hear some sweaty pimple-face fuck talking about how he wants to pat her head sexually.

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>>158959580

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>ywn carry someone on your back

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>>158960955
>tfw carry little sister on back all the time

>>158960955
>he doesn't have little cousins

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>>158960955
>he doesn't have an imouto

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>>158960955
Guts, what are you talking about?

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Megumin is for kissing.

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>>158961151
Slimy hugs*

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>>158961151

Megumin is for a great many things (and I want them all).

terrible show

>>158961461
Terrible opinion.

>>158962302
Terrible reply

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http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2017/06/24-1/megumin-from-konosuba-joins-ladies-of-bastard-for-wave-of-hug-pillows
Reminder that Megumin's previous daki sold so well that we're getting an even better one.

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Best girl wearing worst girl clothes

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Is it better to manhandle Megumin, or be manhandled as Megumin?

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>>158963354
The obvious answer is "manhandle Megumin", but for some reason I'm not fully convinced.
Being Megumin has to be fun, too. In fact I'd love it if someone made a H-RPG with her as the heroine.

>>158963447
Please stop making the same shitty thread with the same shitty posts every week.

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Does Megumin like dirty talk?

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>tfw you will be befriend Yunyun and make her fall for you

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>>158963354
>being strictly a dom
>being strictly a sub
>not being a switch and enjoying both when the occasion arises

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>>158963447
How would that work exactly?

>>158965718
omai no chinchin daisuki

>>158956346
Okay, that was pretty original and funny.

>>158956346
I'm surprised this hasn't been translated in other types of speech or language yet.

>>158957338
What about YunYun, Iris and Eris-tan?

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It pains me to this day.

Carrying people on your back sounds fun until you learn how to carry heavy backpacks for an entire march.

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>>158977827
In that case though, we're talking about a cute girl who smells like sulfur.

Fuck off my board filthy pedos.

>>158978077
>Implying Megumim is a little girl

>>158977827
Doesn't Megumin weigh less than a 60lb rucksack? If you're healthy, she shouldn't be much of a problem to carry, right?

>people keep talking about Megumin
>when Darkness has a sexy volume coming out
Why?

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>>158979199
Because even Darkness volumes are really Megumin volumes!

>>158979199
Megumin is the fan-favorite.

I bought the first manga volume published by YenPress. It's nice, cute Megumin on the back eating a macron or something.

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>>158979841
The manga style isn't always good, but at least the cover illusts are cute.

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BUAHAHAHA EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THIS STUPID GODDESS!!! DAMEGAMI!!! BWAHAHAHAHA

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Is this the Monday thread?

>>158980480
I wish every day was the Monday thread. It's the only thing that motivates me to wake up in the morning.

>>158981582
>personal blog
Bro nobody here gives a shit about how your life is so bad you need little cartoon girl pictures to motivate you to wake up. Get a life!

>>158981733
say that to my face and not online and we'll see what happens.

>>158981767
You're a pussy bro! You won't do shit! You get sassy with me again and I'm gonna rip up all your waifu pillows you depressed loser.

>>158982131
Jokes on you I'm too afraid of being further rejected by my parents to own a waifu pillow.

Didn't find a Megumin ss so Here's a short passage from the WN
https://pastebin.com/dq36rEs5

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>>158981582
>>158981733
>>158981767
>>158982131
>the city of konosuba threads
>>158982197

>>158979178
Megumin is about 85 pounds

Still not bad for a rucksack, provided she can hold herself up a bit

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>>158982588
wew

>>158982588
Did they fuck?

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Pretty dead around here. Did the previous derailments kill our enthusiasm?

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>>158984099
Slow threads are nice too. Although I'd like to have my weekly dose of Megumin discussion.

>tfw you will never read the last chapter of volume 9 for the first time again
It was my best night for a while

>>158984250
Or the volume 5 epilogue. It was very heartwarming.

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>>158984099
We've been doing this awhile, a year and a half now. Nothing wrong with postponing Monday until the OVA

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>>158984250
>you will never see an animated version of megaman's expression when she first sees the Masked Thief during the castle raid
what the fuck Japan

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>>158984331
You're right. There's only 4 weeks left.
If we don't get the S3 announcement at the end of the OVA, then it may as well be goodbye.

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>>158984409
>ywn see an animated version of this: >>158956344
So unfair.

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Bakuen chapter 11 for those who haven't seen it yet
http://bato.to/reader#65fd8186cd65438a

>>158984787
I'm waiting until it finishes. Did it reach the Axel arc yet?

>>158984859
Chapter 14 comes out in 1h and should be the conclusion to the Anis arc

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>>158984876
Neat.

>>158960955>>158960998
>>158961009
>>158961017
>tfw imouto is a landwhale femminist
>tfw i will never carry someone in my back
>tfw i will never make some happy

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>>158956346

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>>158984859

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>>158959580
She'd look better with my white explosions.

>>158956274
>see megumin threads
>try to watch megumin's show
>show fucking sucks
why did you lie to me, /a/? this shit is garbage.

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>>158986607

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>>158986607
Truly a fateful encounter.

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>>158987035
We didn't lie to you. You're the one who decided to trust our taste in anime.

>>158987314
It's just that MC is a shitter, every girl but Megumin is trash-tier obnoxious, every other moment of the show revolves around someone doing something irritating, and the show itself is Isekai harem (the #1 worst gimmick in all of anime). Is Megumin worth suffering through this shit?

>>158985038
You can kill your sister in her sleep and make the world a better place

If Megumin were a pokemon, which pokemon would she be?

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>>158987952
Undoubtedly.

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>>158987629
>not enjoying Kazuma and Aqua banter

Watch K-On instead

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>>158987629
I don't agree with you, but anything for Megumin, really.

>>158988197
There is no banter, it's just Aqua being a smug brainlet and then getting BFFO

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>>158988786
Cute.

>>158956274
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting a funsized girlfriend to carry on your back.

>>158988786
If only Yunyun was a male. He'd be ten times the husband that Kazushit is

>>158989607
If only. Kazuma is the type to not realize that he has a jewel in front of him.
There are times when I think Megumin deserves better, such as when he's tempted by Darkness or Iris.

>>158988052
Electrode is too big and hefty, Voltorb is more appropriate for her.

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>>158956274
Reminder

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>>158989720
>manlet
>indecisive
>jerk
>wants a harem and a cute imouto because he watches too much anime
>won't put out

She deserves better than Kazuma

>>158990796
How do we get rid of protagonist-kun?

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>>158960955
>tfw imouto used to ask for piggy backs all the time

>all this hate for KazuMAN just because he's not a disgusting pedoshit
Disgraceful

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>>158988298
true, i've read through the abysmally written/translated LNs just for her

>>158991000
>bathes with a 13 year-old
>locks himself with her after she turns 14 in an attempt to force her to have sex
>asks her for sex while they have a casual discussion on the couch
>infiltrates her room and tries to have sex with her(again)
>attracted to the 12 year-old princess of the country and has to muster all his will to resist being tempted
Sorry, but your hero is a pedo.

>>158991358
>14
>pedo
Huh?!?

>Megumin wanting to grow her hair like her WN counterpart
Anyone else feel the timeskip coming?

>>158990796
But he's what she wants >>158982588

>>158991865
Main heroines have shit taste in men, that's a known fact.

>>158991000
>KazuMAN
>surrounded by 11/10 babes 24/7/365 and is still somehow a virgin

I don't think so

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How do we make Konosuba less generic?

>>158992561
1. Remove Iris
2. Cut the cockblocking
All I can think of.

>>158991283
She's so great in the LN. She might be my favorite heroine since Suzumiya Haruhi.

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>>158993013
but apart from her and a few scenes the LNs are pretty weak sadly. Never read LNs before, i wonder if they're all written on that level.

>>158993126
Nah. The translation is not very good, and while the author is good with comedy he's not good at writing in general.

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>>158993193
Aren't there official English LN's now? The fanfic is terrible

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Rare hobo Megumin

>>158995049
Yeah but they only released up to vol 3. Also because of the different translation standards some otaku terms are lost in translation, but it's still much better than the fan translations.

>>158996224
I meant vol 2*, vol 3 is due to come out next month or something.

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>>158995238
>hobomoe
>you will never accept a cute hobo Megumin into your party and fucking marry her

Hai hai, Kazumadesu

>>158981582
For me it's usually the urgent need to piss.

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Is a girl still pure after getting sexually harassed?

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t a i n t e d

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>>158996249
August

>>158996973
>>158996836
Every popular anime girl has been masturbated to thousands of times. Megumin is well into the millions. Does that make all anime girls impure?

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>>158997262
Yes, also doujins are canon.

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>>158996490
Feeding Megumin is like feeding a starving homeless kitten.

>>158986153

Needs a version with heart-shaped pupils

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>>158997563
She's at her cutest while eating.

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>>158997733
>gif

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>>158997848
I'm not very good with FFmpeg so I just save stuff from 4chan.

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>>158997733
You mean pajama mode right?

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>>158998111
>ywn cuddle with pajamin

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>tfw you have bad knee
>tfw you can't bend it or lift anything
>tfw you realize even if you have megumin you'll never be able to carry her on your back
>tfw you will never feel her budding breasts on your back
>tfw you will never enjoy the sensation of her thighs
>tfw you will never feel her heart beat and breathing
>tfw you will never immerse yourself with her scent

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>>158958467
Do you know the locations of the MP and HP power ups?

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>>158998273
Right in the feels.

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>>158998363
https://imgur.com/a/ZK3SL
Here ya go.

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>>158998363
This image is super hot

until you see the giraffe neck

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EXPLOSION

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>>158998594
Thanks.
>>158998619
More neck to lick.

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>>158998777
I hate how much I love Megumin acting like a slutty white girl

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>>158998887
Hot things are hot. It can't be helped.

Any links to where I can download the whole series in 1080 english sub? haven't had luck with torrent sites.

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>>158999620
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/search?c=3_5&s=0&limit=50&userID=0&q=kono+suba+fff
Use this website or nyaa.si next time.

>>158999799
thanks a lot anon.

>>158999620
Is it not on the nyaa replacement yet? I haven't used the new site yet

>>158999825
dunno anon, I'm a fa/tg/uy really, is like my first or second time comming to /a/, I normally download manuals and guides from thepiratebay or /tg/s share threads so I was lost when it came to animes.

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I want to blow a raspberry on her firm tummy

>>158999911
Is that what the kids call it these days?

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>>158999911
That tummy is a miracle of the universe.

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>>158998273
>the unforgiving march of time
It's depressing how you get older while your waifu still in her youth and eventually she will look for younger men to satisfy her needs.

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>>159000347
I don't know about you, but my waifu grows older with me

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>>159002228
Thanks for the page 10 save.

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>>159000406
little artwork for that though

>>159002739
The best solution is to have an immortal waifu. Who wants Megu-Litch?

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>>159003162
>300 year-old lich Megumin acting like Shinobu
As much as the thought amuses me,
I'll have to decline. Growing old together is lovely too, and she wouldn't have her trademark explosive innocence as a lich.

I fell for the hype and pirated both seasons of Konosuba and just finished watching season 1. I'm really hoping the second season is 10/10 because the first has been utterly disappointing. Based on konosuba threads I was expecting something hilarious and original but instead I got the same old tired jap jokes over and over again.

Is this really the top standard of comedy in anime or Japan? Am I just too used to actual comedy in other media or am I retarded or what?

>>159004435
No, it's just not your thing.

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>>159004435
>or am I retarded
Probably. I mean, you know the audience here - and you probably knew what you were getting into, too. So what gives? If you don't like anime, you don't like anime. And then you probably should not post on an anime board either.

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I want my own mini Megumin to dote on....

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>>159004882
That's a Komekko, anon.

>>158956274
I want to princess carry Aqua.

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>>159004922
I know, but she's almost a mini Megumin, by Megumin's own admission.

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>>159004959
How about a pixie sized Megumin though?

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Has this been shared?
https://pastebin.com/4y7HxfWi

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>>159004998
That pixie sized Megumin thing is stupid adorable...TL when?

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>>159005076
>implying Megumin wouldn't take the 25 cm head on
As for the Minigumin comic, I wouldn't mind translating it some time.

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>>159005157
Thanks! That would be wonderful-

>>158960955
You ain't missin much my dude.
spending the first few mins fine then the weight starts to kick in and you start getting sweaty.
Then you spend the remaining time hiking them up on you back cause they keep sliding down.

It's a nightmare if you're out of shape.

>>159005696
That's why you only do it for a few minutes for fun, or you use the fireman's carry.

>>158984198
Fucking Tumblr and their weird nose fetish.

>>158956274
I wanna carry megumin on my dick

>>158977977
Why sulfur? I'm fairly sure Memexplosion doesn't use chemical reaction for it's energy.

>>159006041
Given her weight....Not totally unthinkable....(would take some training to do comfortably though).

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>>159005917
>>159005951
Adorable.

>>159005951
Komekko no!

>>158998273
>he doesn't replace the defective meat with techmagic automail
You don't deserve her if you aren't willing to commit.

>>158999799
>fff
Get Chihiro instead. FFF are memesubs.

>>159006465
well anon, I'm almost finishing season one at this point, but what are the differences?

>>159006806
A shit ton of mistranslations and memes.

>>159006847
you mean like Kazuma calling the others bitch and slut?

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>>159006918
That kind of stuff genuinely happens.....Well at least the 'bitch' part. Later on the girls call each other sluts when they fight over the Kazu-D.

>>159007157
whats the japanese word for bitch? I thought the only japanese insults where some use of "I'm going to kill you/die" and insults using the word shit.

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>>159006806

>>159007307
If a girl gets called KISAMA then it's derogatory enough to be translated as "bitch."

>>159007426
so its purely contextual? I thought it meant "you" in a threatening way

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>you will never look at her happy face after blowing something big and hard

>>159007477
It can be used in a threatening manner, but it's disrespectful first and foremost.

>>158956274
I like Megumin's voice actor a lot but I don't like Megumin all that much.

How does this make you feel, megumemers?

>>159007307
Context matters, but more then one time Kazuma has used actual 'bitchi' engrish word on Aqua at least if you listen. Case in point season 2 before they get on the carriage to the hot springs town.

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>>158956274

OVA soon?

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Look I get that Megumin is cute and all but do you really need to make literally hundreds of threads of her?

What do you people even talk about at this point?

>>159008670
Well, we usually discuss anime.

>>159008670
Can't really argue. We've long since run out of things to talk about. OVA and VN will kickstart discussion a bit, but if there is no S3, it's goodbye.

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>>159008476
July 24, it'll be released with the vol 12 special edition

>>159004959
#1 Femme Fatale and based Kill Stealer

Are you guys really okay with Megumin only winning because she's popular?

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>>159012408
Well, WN ended with her well in the lead ( near as I can tell) so not sure you can really say that. Sure it stayed PG-13 but damn if Kazuma wasn't closes to her.

>>159012408
Even with her bedroom stunt she couldn't seal the deal. Besides, Kazuma himself is hardly a prize.

S3+ when

>>159015038
When you stop bumping this dead thread.

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>>159015064
Is that why folks troll these threads so much? To stave off more best girl just a little longer?

>>159004435
You should pick up the game.

>>158960955
>tfw little sister always asked for piggy back rides when I was 13-16
>blew it off every time

Fucking kill me my dudes.

>>158962636
Worst girl wearing best girl clothes*
FTFY

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>>159006429
>techmagic automail
Most of these surgeries aren't done unless you're above 40, and depending on your activity level the replacement joint can last you from 5-15 years, and you can only replace it up to 3 times, so you're looking for a total of 15-30 years of activity if you go for joint replacement.
Not to mention the artificial joint isn't strong as the old joint, muscles get damaged during the procedure, you need to avoid certain positions including several sex positions, and the risk for infection is very high later on.

>>159006465
Is this universal for the rest of the shows?

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>>159007553

>>159005076
>15cm
Keep the goddess interested, best size for best girl, no need for slut to apply.

why are konosuba fags so retarded and autistic

>>159015694
>not wanting to wreck Megumin with your massive rockhard cock

>>158957866
funny DEEN face

>>159016391
>Having a larger penis more likely to make wife cheat
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0095298

>>159016547
You actually went to go dig that up, huh?
Man, I'm glad I'm not insecure about my size.

>>159005012
Even Kazama calls out Meguimin for Ruining the mood on multiple occasion.

Megumin guilty about lying to her sister about stretching the truth about her party to her sister.

Liked it when Kazama heard her say what she told her sister and he responded by saying "well your not really lying about anything" Darkness is super strong and duriable, Aqua is unstopper in the face of undead and can revive people from the dead with no fatigue and Meguim does actually kill practically all the demon generals which is the hilarious part for a "useless mage" In all likely hood she's probably the highest level mage if not one of by now.

Hell even all the adventures acknowledge all of them for the feats so nothing really is a lie.

Now I want a drama cd of this

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>>159017222
Yup. It's a great chapter!

It also shows that Megumin is actually still very unsure about her own self image and worth. You would think she would be less insecure by now....

Also great for how much she's referred to having Kazuma as a boyfriend and neither her or Kaz ever dispute it.

>>158958015
Man I love stuff of the group being assholes together.

>>158975859
>36 kilo
>1.44 metra
Wyobraźcie sobie jak fajnie byłoby przenosić jej małe ciałko po domu szukając rzeczy na których można by ją wygiąć i posunąć.

Here you have it

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>>159017560
Całkiem nieźle, anon.

>>158962636
>theory:
Megumin's outfit makes any character look better.

>>159003381
>Megumin becomes a lich
>Never really gets any bigger
>Becomes bored with explosions now that Friends are gone
>Tried to convince Kazuma to become a lich with her but he declined because he'd become a enemy of gods
>Blames Aqua and Eris for her Kazuma's death
>New demon queen?

>>158961009
>cousins take after their mother
>their mother is the bitchiest bitch you could ever meet
Why do you make me feel sad again?

>>159017941
slut

>>159017468
>mayonegg.jpg

>>159008419
>pic
Oh anon, why even remind this. I knew that he would break cause of this dumb bitch, but really, OH YOU DUMPED ME AND NOW YOU WANT TO FUCK CAUSE YOU LOVE ME? SEEMS LEGIT. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>158956344
it hurts anon

>>158995049
>The fanfic is terrible
Oh yeah. Read a few pages and fukken dropped it. Overall meaning seems okay but the amount of translation mistakes, word choices and not translating some things at all really triggered me.
Only read vol 1 of official translation. It's okay but I still didn't like how they translated some things. Miles better than the "fanfic" though.

>>159021753
If only they didn't release the official version at a snail's pace.

>>159021771
True. I just hope they'll translate it past the anime.

Aqua will win the Kazumabowl.

>>159022210
The tears will drown /a for months anon
don't wish that on us.

>>159022357
Surely you mean Reddit.

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>>159022473
Megumin is also more popular on /a/.

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Any hope of the VN getting a translation? My Vita has to serve some kind of purpose.

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>>159017941
>bestowing a sense of terror and disgust on your megumin

>>159022511
It's unlikely. Those games rarely get translated even when their franchise is super popular in the west.

>>158956274

I WANT TO CAST MANA BUFFS ON MEGUMIN!

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>>159022967
I want to replenish her mana the Fate way.

>>158959040
If you were put into Megumin's world you would think Megumin was cool compared to you.

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>>159023423
Yes, until she fell face down in the dirt. That's not very cool.

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>>159023664
>implying Megumin falling face down isn't cool

>>159023679
>being face first in the dirt with a dumb look on your face like you just had an orgasm

Super cool

>>159024055
I find it cool that she's dedicated to something to the point of orgasm.

>>159023664
Yeah but that's the point where you rape her, so it's still pretty cool.

>>159023664
This is the perfect mouthfucking pose.

>>159024055
The massive explosion in the background and falling shrapnel help a bit.

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>>159024504
>>159024566
Megumin is not a sex toy

>>159025663
>not mouthfucking your waifu

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>>159025663
>45kg, 155cm
Megumin IS a sex toy for adults.

>>159025663
She's not a sex toy but I would do many sex acts ranging from loving to kinky with her, from missionary while holding hands to irrumatio.

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>>159025875
She's 145cm and 40kg, get it right

>>159025875
Why is she so cute and lewd at the same time? I mean just look at her shoulders.

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>>159028436
Her exposed shoulders work like Reimu's exposed armpits. I never thought I'd be sexualizing armpits or shoulders before, but here we are.

>>159017468
In reality Megumin is the mvp of just about every battle.

>>159029177
I mean there's the Veldia fight where she didn't do much, but you're right.

>>159029177
Only because she killsteals like a whore, at least let Kazuma have some, poor guy is like 10-15 levels lower then everyone else.

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>>158956274
Of course it would hurt your back, she's a fatty

>>159029787
Aqua is only effective against undeads and devils and Darkness and Kazuma have no attack power. She's the only one who can effectively kill bosses. She doesn't really killsteal as much as she's the party's only real mean of offense.

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>>159029858
delete

>>159025663
Megumin is the BEST sex toy

She is an Arch-Sex Toy

>>159023679
I want to lay down on the ground in front of her and kiss Megumin's stupid face

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>>159030541
B-but then she'd get embarrassed and her face wouldn't look stupid anymore.

>>159030604
That's when you mount her

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>>158956274
perfection

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Do her shoulders get cold?

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>>158956274
You will never ever season 3

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>>159031042
I wanted to make a pun about her shoulders being naturally hot but then I realized that sounded lame.

>>159031151
I want to bury my face in there and die.

>>159030159
Darkness has abusrd strenght as when she stood her ground to Veldia and once protected Kazama by doing a plank postion from keepiing the weight of the hydra from falling on him. Plus cutting her way though the hydras stomach to get the remains of Kazama.

>>159031698
Darkness misses all of her attacks when against a moving enemy.

Why did Aqua want to kill Wiz so bad? I know she's undead and all but it seemed like Aqua was obsessed with disintegrating her and almost did it "accidentally" multiple times.

>>159031831
She's been sheltered in Heaven her whole life and probably knew no better than to blindly follow what she was taught about liches and demons.

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>>159031831
Her primary job is to send souls over to the afterlife, liches and other undead refuse to move on like they're supposed to
She softens up on it later on and they become friends

>>159031313
>dying when you get to be with Megumin

>>159028290
Is there a math for that?

>>159032303
This picture would be nice if she wasn't fat.

>>159032303
>>158959561

>>159032346
145 cm is her official anime height. 40 kg is speculation, she's probably around 37/38 since she's really thin.

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>>159032511
>145 cm is her official anime height
Source?
I've estimated it based on population height/weight data for 13-14 yo.

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>>159032682
Here.

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>>159033000
She's short for her age, her weight is around 35 kg.

>>159033334
She probably gained a bit of weight after joining the party, since she went from being malnourished to eating Giant Toads!

>>159033000
Seeing this, I feel she'd be closer to 150 than 145. 38/39kg seems spot on for her build.

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>>159033395
That's how she went from 'stick' to this.... It all goes to her legs and butt!

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>>159033000
Why is nobody 180cm?

Maybe Vanir?

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>>159033395
>>159033531
All in the right places, luckily female children with history of malnutrition fail to develop large breasts when they grow up.