Mom was cleaning my room, and found this. What is the most

>>158940189
My figures I guess. None of them are with tittys and pus flying everywhere though.

>>158940189
Some yugioh cards.

Nobody cares. Post this in the buyfag thread so we can laugh at your shitty bootleg pillow.

The godamm ona-holes and guro doujinshi

>>158940189
I'd be embarrassed too if my mom found out I have shit taste in anime.

That's not even that bad and could easily be passed off as a joke

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>>158940189
>be ill with flu
>be having a get well wank over pic related
>mother unexpectedly walks in to bring me food
>manage to minimise porn and get dick away
>as she was handing over said food I click mouse
>image gets brought up full screen
>dont notice until she walks out
>im sat mortified for a few hours (still finished wank)
>she never seemed to care nor ever brought it up again
thank fuck for based family but it still makes me shudder thinking about it
also
>wearing shimapan patch on jacket
>mother asks what the patch is
>"uhhhh russian airforce"
thank fuck for the russians making life less awkward

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>>158940189
call me when they find something like pic related

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>>158940189
Why don't you clean your own fucking room? I hope you're at least paying your mother to take care of that shit for you.

>>158942697
I once gave my mate my spooning pillow to sleep on, I only realised later that I gave him the wrong pillow

also one of my mates found a "stain" on my rifu, I somehow managed to pass it off as dried polish

>>158940189
You should've got disowned and kicked out on the spot for being a yurifag.

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I was singing Ef's wonderfully broken Engrish OP with headphones on. I got so caught up in it that I did this faggy spin and saw that behind me was my imouto, wearing this shit-eating smugface. She'd probably been in the room for a solid minute.

It's been 2 years and she still hasn't let me live it down.

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>>158940189
Hasn't been found yet but it's only a matter of time.

anons all I can say I get or make a big hefty wooden lock box and hide your shameful shit in it. NEVER LEAVE IT UNLOCKED
I use one for all my BDSM rope
NEVER LEAVE IT UNLOCKED
>friendo is over
>I leave room to go to toilet
>walk back in
>friend is holding rope
>he jokingly says "ayup looks like anon's into some kinky shit"
>I go bright red and have a smug grin on my face
I have never once seen rope go flying across the room as fast as I did that day

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Where can I hide a thing like that?

>>158942830
Nobody asked her to clean my room.

>>158943948
Disgusting. Hide it in a dumpster fire.

>>158944058
Are you 12?

>>158940189
I have a dbz figure displayed and some art.
My mom found my con-pass a year ago didn't really say anything.

>>158942687
>russian airforce
quick thinking anon

>>158940189
My mom found my collection of penis drawings and questioned me about it. Fortunately I just brushed it off as a joke.

>>158944826
>living with your parents means you're 12
Man you fags get dumber and dumber each summer

>>158940189
My mom find my hentai drawing. Happened when I was at middle school

>>158945248
The fact that she cleans your shit makes me think that. I live with my mother too, but I take care of my stuff myself and she does not give a single solitary fuck about what I possess.

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In the 20 years of living with my parents I only got caught watching anime once and I told them I was watching it as a joke.

>>158940189
What's so bad about it? Just say it's a gift from your teenage cousin or something.

>>158940189
Did she ask you about it

>>158940189
A daki of my waifu.

Which has a lewd cover on one side and a regular image of her on the other.

I figure they know something's up by now. Every time a package comes in from Japan they make a remark and I give a short, dismissive answer to hopefully throw them off the scent.
That being said, my mum used to think Pokemon was a Western produced show. I'm not wholly sure they know what anime is.

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>>158942697
Did that actually keep the onahole in place? Asking for a friend

>>158946417
No

>>158946551
luhhh yuhhh sooo muchs

>>158940189
>still living with parents
4chan is only for 18 year olds and above, kid.

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>>158947776
>hes not autistic

>>158942971
Where'd you get the cover?

I once got an anime catalog after ordering something on rightstuff, and the cover was a huge lewed Dirty Pair picture. I have no idea what my dad thought when he brought it to me, but we both pretended like nothing happened.

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I don't have any anime garbage but she found my dildo once
And she caught me crying when i re-watched EoE last year.

>>158948682
https://amadok.booth.pm/items/489981

>>158942697

this anon...is a very happy anon.
for he can love his waifu!

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>>158942479
>oscar candidate
>shit taste

>>158948953
>dildo
>on /a/

proof of femininity or abandon thread, maytey!

>>158949135
Thanks mate

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>>158940189
my oppai mousepad. it was a bit embarasing

>>158940189
My Mom has started getting into anime because of me and is always interested to see whenever I get a new figure or tapestry.

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>>158949519
Ahahaha look at this faggot, handling things like a mature and well-adjusted person! I bet he's not even a virgin! Get the fuck out of here you loser!

>>158949519
That's really nice, Anon.

>>158949333
you realize all these gay niggas that browse 4chan all have dildos

>>158946134
What were you watching?

>>158940189

That's not even awkward besides the fact that it's cheap fake merch.

So what if you like the magical girl genre? My mom got me cardcaptor sakura volumes from the library

>>158940189
>You must be 18 years or older to post on this site

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>>158950297
Inuyasha.

>>158940189
did I not tell you to clean the toilet this morning shaun? Get off the internets

>>158940189
My mother walked in on me watching LWA, laughed, and told me this is why I'm still a virgin.

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>>158940189
Obligatory

>>158940189
Got my first pair of Gunpla in the mail. Mom was like:
I thought that you stopped playing with transformers toys years ago?

>>158947776
I used to feel the same when until I had to move back in with my parents once I lost my job. Sucks being poor.

>>158940189
My parents know I watch anime ...

>>158951186
She has a point friend

>>158950986
>top doujin
Excellent taste anon

>>158951611
But gunpla are not transformers.

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>mum has found pills in my room and found dmt I got posted to the house
>still doesn't know about the figures or that I even watch anime at all

>>158953597
Did you seriously expect her to be autistic enough to tell the difference?