What the fuck is wrong with japanese pizzas?

It's the closest to genuine Italian pizza you can get outside of Italia

>>158708663
Basically nothing, really. Maybe a little strange on toppings sometimes.

>>158708755
>implying japanese pizza arent more genuine than Italian one
Do you even weeb bro?

Japanese pizza is not a pizza.
Is an okonomiyaki.

>>158708755
>there is one authentic way to make pizza in all of Italy

>>158708663
Japs can't cook for shit. Pizza is probably just one of many things they fuck up.

>>158708755
With authentic ingredients like corn, shrimp, and mayo, right?

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>>158710807
2 nukes not enough

>>158708755
Fuck off Paolo

>be me
>go to japan first time
>hungry af
>go past the ramen and sushi - fuck I have that shit at home
>find what I really have a hardon for
>japanese pizza parlor
>hear you can get any fucking thing you want on a motherfucking japanese fucking pizza
>prepared in advance with google translate
>walk up to pizza mama-san
>ask for pizza with pussy on it .. and tell her not to skimp on the pussy juice .. tell her I want that shit running down my arm when I eat her fucking pizza pussy
>she stares at me for what feel like an eternity
>go back over what I said -- yeh pretty sure I said what google translate told me to say
>she tells me to chotto matte
>so I chotto matte while she goes to the back
>but instead of making my japanese pussy pizza bitch starts going moshi moshi on the denwa
>minutes pass
>still no pussy pizza being made
>japanese policeman walks in door
>japanese pizza mama san waves him over
>they start rapping nipongo
>police man comes up to me
>spend next 48 hours in japanese police station
>asked all kinds of fucking questions
>get asked to leave country
>tell them I am hungry
>they don't seem to care
>so .. no .. you can't fucking get anything on a japanese pizza

>>158711536
Worth a try anon