Because it's fucking forbidden to munch carpet.
because they don't have the balls to express it clearly and dance around it for fucking ever
Because most girls are straight, and when you're a straight girl you feel like it would be weird and icky to touch another girl's vagina, so you don't want to do that, instead you just have sex with cute boys like your instincts tell you to.
>Age-gap yuri is fucking disgusting
Fuck you and your shit taste.
Imagine a cute, innocent little girl spending her summer vacation at her lewd, unsatisfied cake aunt, who decides to educate her and have fun with her.
If your dick didn't get harder, you might be not human.
How about this?
Cute, innocent little girl spends her summer vacation at her lewd, unsatisfied cake aunt, who decides to educate her and have fun with her.
She gets addicted, but has to go home to her lonely single mother as summer ends.
Decides to seduce her mom.
>Mom, can we cuddle like we used to?
>Mom, would you was my back?
>Mom, my bed is creaking, can I sleep with you?
So, are the "can girls love girls" weekly threads the spoiler-in-brackets-it's-time-mugen-homo threads for yuri-stuff on /a/?
If so, what interesting yuri-related stuff are you looking forward to?
A thinly veiled yuri thread turned into a thread where shitposters shitpost.
Also we're so far gone from discussing even the semblance of (yuri?) anime and manga here, the thread might as well be deleted.
>In contact with Incubators
>Rumoured to possess magic abilities
>Control Mitakihara with an iron fist
>Own castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Akemigrad will be be the first city)
>Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>Published theoretical physics papers in scientific journals over 200 years ahead of their time. Scientists are still unable to understand the complexities of their research.
>First designer babies will be MadoHomu babies
>Said to have 200+ IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a devil who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>This is Akemi
>She owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Homubots inside you right now
>Akemi is in regular communication with the Archangels Miki and Nagisa, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>She learned fluent French in under a week
>Saved Mitakihara from destruction with a single phone call
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with her. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Akemi
>Akemi is 14 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>Akemi will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Yuribait is far too prevalent these days. I'll never understand why Japan does it.
Why can we just get a Girl Friends-like anime? Is that too much to ask?
It's a chance to get a potential audience without having to commit to it, you can see the same thing in harems and such, I personally don't mind yuribait as long as they don't introduce some guy later on
Yuri is the only reason I still watch anime, I just couldn't care less about crack
But when harems do it it's equally infuriating. I don't know why Japan can't ever commit to a real romance anime. The number of harems are countless, however, the number of legitimate romances (e.g. containing at least dating) are few (and the few that are are often average).
I have a thesis: Japan is pathologically incapable of writing a good romance story; every anime season seems to attest to its veracity.
The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts all on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts and took them clean away.
The King of Hearts called for the tarts and beat the Knave full sore
The Knave of Hearts brought back the tarts and
vowed he'd steal no more.
It's more of a culture thing, their society is really shy, also there's the fear of a certain character losing fans due to being in a committed relationship, so as long as they sit over the fence they can let the fans imagine whatever they want and no one gets mad in theory, maybe it's only in the west that we care so much about certainty in our character relationships.
>so as long as they sit over the fence they can let the fans imagine whatever they want and no one gets mad in theory
Creating a wishy-washy narrative just so people can self-insert seems pretty dumb.
Also, it's entirely possible to self-insert into a show where the relationships are deterministic. I'm pretty sure a lot of people self-inserted into Love Hina, for example, back in 2001.
Japan needs to get their birth rates up, they should be making more anime about actual relationships instead of vague "will they won't they" build ups to a confession (or decision not to confess).
>Age-gap yuri is fucking disgusting (e.g., Mami x Nagisa).
MamiNagi is the best
Long live /ll/
>Age-gap yuri is fucking disgusting
The alienation of the spectator to the profit of the contemplated object (which is the result of his own unconscious activity) is expressed in the following way: the more he contemplates the less he lives; the more he accepts recognizing himself in the dominant images of need, the less he understands his own existence and his own desires. The externality of the spectacle in relation to the active man appears in the fact that his own gestures are no longer his but those of another who represents them to him. This is why the spectator feels at home nowhere, because the spectacle is everywhere.
The spectacular sham struggles of rival forms of separate power are at the same time real in that they translate the unequal and antagonistic development of the system, the relatively contradictory interests of classes or subdivisions of classes which acknowledge the system and define themselves as participants within its power. Just as the development of the most advanced economy is a clash between some priorities and others, the totalitarian management of the economy by a State bureaucracy and the condition of the countries within the sphere of colonization or semi-colonization are defined by specific peculiarities in the varieties of production and power. These diverse oppositions can be passed off in the spectacle as absolutely distinct forms of society (by means of any number of different criteria). But in actual fact, the truth of the uniqueness of all these specific sectors resides in the universal system that contains them: the unique movement that makes the planet its field, capitalism.
This. It would be hypocritical if we say that we love an age-gap relationship between an older man and a little girl but despise a relationship between a younger girl and an older one.
Have you told your father about your homosexuality yet anon?
Another shit thread made by a disgusting yurifag with severe mental problems
The fact that is now taller makes it even better.
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