In honor of Father's Day let's have a Piccolo thread.

thanks doc

Green dad is best dad

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What about other best dad?

>>158650803
>>158651946
How self-aware is the series about Piccolo and Vegeta being better fathers and husbands than Goku?

>>158650803
>Gohan training under Piccolo
>Never does shit
>Gohan training under Goku
>Kills A Solar System Buster with one arm.

>piccolo was the best db dad despite being crypto-negroid

lmao simply lmao

>>158652394
Very, but who's going to confront Goku about it?

>>158654693
danke doctor

>>158654693
Gracias doctor
t. Pedro

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>>158650803

>>158652394
>Vegeta
>better father than goku

>>158654693
Multumesc domnule doctor

>>158654693
Thanks doc

>>158654979
GREENED

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>be a good dad
>stop fighting so much, farm to make money as a no-skill laborer
>get crops like this
>Chi-Chi still a mad cunt

why is she even yelling at him for this? What an awesome turnip, it's worth alot to eat or sell. Is she mad he pulled it up all in one yank? Was it grown wrong and she's upset about the useful mutation? Is it just that time of the month?

He's even holding Goten and spending time with him. Why is she such a mad cunt?

>>158655013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QrkN7JC1UI

>>158656725
she's just a mad cunt, mate

>>158655013
At this point in the story he is. He is a better person overall.

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>>158656725
you do know even at that size, goku would treat it like it was nothing.

goku consumes more what he can produce/provide for himself.

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>>158650803
papi is disappoint kakarot

>>158654979
yeah, piccolo is asexual but what about love?

chichi should divorce goku and marry piccolo

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>>158656725
GOKU NEVER KISSES HIS WIFE

WHO HAS BORN HIM TWO CHILDREN

>>158658100
I was about to make a "Goku is a shitty dad" joke, but then I realized blood is thicker than water.

>>158654979
>implying goku cares
>implying he didn't just see gohan and chichi as just good friends

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look at me

look at you

look at me, im your daddy now

>>158650803
Goku is a monster who only cares about fighting strong opponents.

>>158658356
If that were true he would've turned Earth into a parking lot.

>>158658545
He still doesn't have the means to travel between planets unassisted.

If he turned Earth into an airless rock, he'd be out of his primary food source.

>>158658545
No? Most of Earth is full of weak people he doesn't care about. He's not going to murder weak people, he just wants to fight strong people.

>>158658719
earth having delicious food is the only reason he fights for it.

Green dick is better than blue dick

>>158650803
"he might be your father but he ain't your daddy!"

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>>158658240

>>158656784
Mirai Trunks also died because of him, he was an annoying cunt in every single DBZ arc

>>158661833
what did Bandai meme by this?

>>158661833
>it's real
im dying

thanks doc

>>158657870
he's canonically prove capable of finding enough food for himself multiple times over. he's got a ridiculous ability to find massively sized versions of regular animals (and dinosaurs).
the addition of the vegetables was likely intended to properly round out his diet.

>>158661833
What did they mean by this?

>>158661833
Holy shit

>>158661833
Even Namco gets it.

>>158654636
>crypto-negroid
Nah, he's crypto-indian.

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Thanks doc.

>>158652394
>husbands - plural

uwot

>>158658192
maybe she fucked him while he was asleep?

>>158656530

kek

>>158650803
He da bess

>>158657870
that doesn't even begin to address the issue of why Chi-Chi is yelling at him when he's being an angel in the scene provided

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>>158658173
>>158658221

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>>158656530

>>158655013
He accepted Future Trunks despite him turning out to be a Healer

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>>158656725
I'm gonna post this until people stop being autistic about chichi.

>>158654824
Would Goku get mad or even give a fuck?

>>158674698
This, people like to shit on Chichi without ever thinking as to why she does the things she does. If people put themselves in her place they'd realize that she's pretty patient.
in b4 just ask Bulma for money, now would you want you or your kids being moochers? Goku having Bulma pay the prize money for the tournament of power is a pretty shitty thing to do, not to mention he lied to his closest friends. Whether it's for the greater good or not, no parent would want their kids to learn such behaviors as they are honestly pretty shit. I'm not saying Goku is necessarily evil, he's just a fight autist who grew up in the sticks without knowing any better, but when it comes to raising kids letting them learn shit like that is pretty negligent and as a good parent one would need to set that straight.