You're walking at the streets in the middle of the night

Ignore and go fuck my teacher before my friend gets the opportunity

>>158590177
Call a crane.

>>158590177
I try to pick it up, but fail because of the immense weight.

Call the police.

>>158590177
>walking
"I" must be poor as fuck. Guess I'll take the free toilet paper that's just lying around.

>>158590177
Just another day in Sweden.

>>158590177
I wonder why isn´t in a bag like the rest of the trash as well.

Recognize that I, too, should be lying in the garbage where I belong.

>>158590455
So you sit on her lap?
pervert

>>158590177
Grab it and sell it on ebay

>>158590177
Keep walking.

>>158590177
Keep walking.

>>158590177
find a stick and poke it

Take her to my house and feed her eggs

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>>158590177
Press the power button with my meatstick

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You're walking at the streets in the middle of the night and see this by the dumpster. What do?

>>158590681
Become her onii-chan

>>158590177
Kill myself because I'm having hallucinations of shitty anime.

>>158590177
>>158590673
>reset button inside the pussy
>not just fucking her ass

>>158590916
That brings another question, does she have an anus?

>>158590177
Dissemble her and caress her parts

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>>158590681
>when Ibitsu memories overtook Chobits immediately

Stopping to talk to someone sitting in the garbage is always a bad idea

>>158590177
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>158590298
>walking
>"I" must be poor as fuck.
Sasuga amerifat, strolling in the neighborhood is too much for you.

>>158590681
>that horror manga
Jesus I remember this, especially the part where she slams a sledgehammer sideways into someone's knee

>>158590177
Make sure to take a wide step away as it's probably covered in dried semen

Cum on hair.

>>158590489
nah, he just face plants into the garbage on top of her until the pickup comes the next day

>>158591872
>strolling around the neighborhood
Benkyou more ESL trash.

"hey anon, there's your waifu!"

>>158590315
kek

>>158590177
Take it? Has no-one here ever taken electronics they've seen dumped and fixed it up if possible?

>>158592413
Someone with Chii as a waifu in 2017? Impressive.

>>158590177
Give her a haircut.

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>>158592542
No!

>>158590681
> Hmm she was last spotted at the creepy abandoned death hospital, i think i'll go investigate

The mc deserved to die

>>158592521
I do, how could I not? Ever since I was 12 every years advance in robotics has disappointed me.

>>158590177
something something "you have to eat these eggs"

>>158593333
>3333
Even more impressive

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Stumbling down the street after having one to many beers. I trip into the pile of garbage laughingly trying to get up I feel something weird. A young girl bound up lies in the trash. My reaction is pic. Fade to black. >Narrator: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

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>>158594729

>>158590177
why the fuck would i want to touch someone's used onahole?

>>158590315
I don't get it.

>>158590681
Decide I'm getting a trench gun, NFA be damned!

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>>158594729

>>158590177
Wave as I walk by, maybe mention that the weather is nice.

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>>158594729
that's pretty good

>>158590177
Perfect spot to take a pee.

>>158590265
Are you calling her fat?

>>158590177
I'd let her be with me.

>>158595410
Not fat, just heavy. As robots are.

>>158595372
Go back to Facebook.

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>>158595479
Why so angry?

>>158590177
I prefer oral sex so I'm alright with her vagina not working. She can also give ass. Oh, and yes, she's cute and love, blah-blah.

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>>158590315

>>158590177
Test my new katana on her.

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>>158590315

>>158590177
Ignore it because you can't have sex with it

>>158590177
It's sad that she'd never remember her rapist.
that said, I'd reset her till she couldn't walk and perhaps a bit more after.

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>>158590315

>>158590177
Wonder if she will to replace my sister and then kill me when I accept being her brother which my pieces end up in her teddy bear.

>>158590315
laughed

>>158590177
Check my map, I must be walking in circles.

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>>158590681
Manipulate her into becoming my personal assassin and become king of the criminal underworld.

>>158590315
>>158590326
>>158590495
>>158590497
>>158590529
>>158590601
>>158591372
>>158591730
>>158592038
>>158595285
>>158595377
>>158595405
>>158595677
>>158596004

Why is everyone so cruel to Chii?

>>158590177
Chii turns on
Chii turns off
Chii turns on
Chii turns off
Chii turns on
Chii turns off
Chii turns on
Chii turns off

>>158590177
Prepare the eggs.

>>158590177
Rape

>>158597820
Subtle.

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>>158590315
Winner

>>158595416
OOH OOH OOH OOH YEAH

whatever happened to Round Table feat. Nino?

>>158590177
>not a lamia
ignored

>>158590315
H-haha

Anyone else just sad at this point? I don't know man, I'm not for "women's issues" but thinking of "our" women getting raped and beaten is really depressing.

>>158598205
It's a meme almost as old as /a/ itself

>>158598871
>thinking of "our" women getting raped and beaten is really depressing.
>"our"
Unless they're 2D they're not our women

>>158590673
If I am not wrong, her power button is in the front, but what about the backdoor?

>>158597820
Just use another hole.

>>158599315
You're not even 2D yourself.

>>158590177
>take her home
>accidentally turn on her power with my dick

>>158600174
How does this make you feel?

>>158592581
Tell that to ange

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>>158590315
Witty

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>>158590315

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Probably ask her to bring out her superior sister's personality. She's much more interesting to me and arguably would've made the story better if she was main girl.

>>158598871
It's a meme. They're not really raped or beaten.

>>158592448
>>158595636
>>158595974
>>158596841
>>158596921
>>158598286
>>158598871
>>158603267
>>158603353

Can someone please explain me what's so funny?

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>>158600828
Something of the sort.

>>158604641
leaving a used swedish blonde in the recycle pile.

>>158590177
Ignore. If it's been thrown away, that means it's been well used and is disgusting. Just because an onahole has a face won't make it cleaner than any other onahole.

>>158590177
Call the city because that light post is leaning with way too much slack towards the street

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>>158590315

>>158597820
I'm disappointed it took /a/ long to get this answer.

rape is not allowed.
I send you to Fukishima to clean up all the waste.
Chii is only for hug.

Is fucking a turned off Chii like fucking a plastic doll?

>>158590177
>take her home
>treat her like a human being

>>158604641
Go browse /pol/ for a while. You'll figure it out.

>>158610984
Why would I do that? Isn't /a/ enough cancer?