Was it gay to be flustered by this scene? The music didn't

>>158490635
the scene was shot to establish that cat is a nasty skank who's after rrg dick because he's good looking and /fit/ unlike the best girl Senjougahara

>>158490635
>"O-oh no! I like something!"
only faggots care if it's gay

>>158490635

Wait, so arrarraragi is swole? I thought he was a lanklet

it's only gay to be gay if you're gay

>>158490700
He's been fit the whole series.

File: MtTE2.jpg (381KB, 2000x1432px) Image search: [Google]

381KB, 2000x1432px

>>158490700
Vamp gains. Also rrg isn't tall enough to be a lanklet, he's a 5'5" manlet, so more like a turbo-manlet.

>>158490700
Vampire powers juiced him up to maximum ottermode, Shinobu says as much in the same scene

>>158490700
He got fit because he turned into a vampire.

File: 1482792688650.png (2MB, 1931x1790px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1931x1790px

>>158490635
it's ok to be gay for RRRG

>>158490635
nope, it's not gay to want araragi to shove his dick into your ass.

The great thing about monogatari is not only are the girls top tier waifus, but the boys are too. If you don't want araragi's hot meat shoved into your ass you're simply gay.

File: 979848971796246999.png (280KB, 387x364px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 387x364px

>>158490700
Retard

File: 1480494418981.png (500KB, 800x449px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 800x449px

>>158492630
Honestly, this. This series has the best possible doujins. Cute girls and also a hot fit dude who probably has a huge dick? That's just perfect, although a bit crushing if you set standards for your body after his ;_;

>>158492417
a bigger budget and oishi happened

It's a shame you can't ship this hot dude with a hot guy he puts his dick in :(

>>158490781
I love how kiss-shot towers over all of them is a nice detail

>>158493234
i dont know anon, asians have small dicks thats a fact

File: 1496482456479.png (4KB, 300x310px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 300x310px

>>158490635
So who would be the superior husbando: rrrg or Kaiki or Meme

>>158496159
Tall girls are the best, so it's natural that Shinobu would be the tallest by a good margin.

>>158490671
crabfag go wash your mouth, it reeks with kaiki sperm

>>158492417
no-fap

>>158498588
This, crabfags are the worst

>>158496190

>implying anime ''asians'' are even close to comparable to real asians

>>158496190
And Asians just can't get the body Araragi has. So at this point anything is possible.

>>158496501
Araragi would fuck around on you, Kaiki wouldn't give a fuck about you and Meme would never be around.
So your choices are a philanderer, a numb and loveless conman or an empty home.

You would be better off picking Dramaturgy who has shown himself to be of particularly solid moral capability and duty with little in the way of mental hang-ups. Just be aware you couldn't share meals together.

>>158490700
he's at a godtier ottermode tbqhwyfam

>>158493234
Perfectly achievable natty you fag

>>158498588
>>158499291
you catfags are sore losers.

>>158501417
What's exactly considered "ottermode" these days anyway? I thought you have to be like hairy or have a mature look in order to be an otter
>>158501448
Dude I'm not gonna invest years of my life on developing that body, I want my vampire genes too

I've been using Coalgirls for the series so far, who's the best available for Koyomimonogatari?

File: commie monogatari.jpg (422KB, 2554x2158px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 2554x2158px

>>158502061
Commie of course

>>158492417
How do I get these glow spots in real life?

>>158502139
>tigger

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>158502049
>What's exactly considered "ottermode" these days anyway? I thought you have to be like hairy or have a mature look in order to be an otter
Totally wrong. Ottermode is simply achieved by being very skinny with low body fat percentage and doing calisthenics for toning. No lifting, cardio is optional. Araragi is fantasy-enhanced ottermode, his core tone is too prominent while his muscles aren't developed (twig arms, no traps, lats, shoulders, or delts, thin neck, etc.)

File: 1482247686507.jpg (75KB, 1578x672px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 1578x672px

>>158490635

>>158496159
She's wearing heels.

>>158504756
Her height is listed as 182 cm anyway.

>>158492417
Why's his watch on the right hand?

>>158502175
CHOOOOO

>>158492417
Ottermode is old busted, twink mode is the new hotness.

File: Karen_profile.jpg (228KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1920x1080px

>>158496634
>>158505719
>Karen is as tall as Kiss-shot by Musubi

>>158507277
>180cm Japanese girl
Holy bazoonkers, she's crashing this show with no survivors.

>>158490688
says the guy into traps

File: 1495804297554.jpg (29KB, 597x597px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 597x597px

>>158490635
>>158493234
>ara aragi will never cum inside of you

>>158507591
Stop posting, Hanekawa

>>158501943
sorry crab, can't her you gurgling Kaiki's thick sperm from your mouth

File: niceandsexy.png (275KB, 513x447px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 513x447px

>>158491992
True though

>>158490635
>massive pecs
>thin lanky arms
looks wrong

>>158490635
>Was it gay to be flustered by this scene?
Yes, it was. It's gay to feel sexually attracted to masculinity.

File: bktLPBH.jpg (120KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1280x720px

>>158509125
>thinks it's gay to feel sexually attracted to masculinity.
>thinks its gay to want araragi's male meat in your tight yaoi hole

Now you sound gay.

>>158509226
This meme is overused

>>158507277
170cm = 5'6"
not tall at all.

File: 44696.png (501KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

501KB, 1280x720px

>>158490635
oh my

>>158511147
>by Musubi

>>158506704
Shinobu calls it vanity.

>>158511147
5 feet 6 inches = 167.64 cm
5 feet 7 inches = 170.18 cm

still not tall tho

>>158511147
she is 5'11 or 180cm by musubi

File: Back To Reddit.jpg (41KB, 396x382px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 396x382px

>>158490671
>best girl Senjougahara

>>158512903
Reddit hates Senjougahara because they have no personality

>>158512903
>Reddit hates Senjougahara
t. Reddit

>>158512917
>Reddit hates Senjougahara because they have no personality
>they have no personality
What

>>158512917
redditgahara is loved at reddit

>>158509027
The only reasons he's got muscles is because of his vampirism. It happened rapidly so he might not be so well proportioned

>>158511176
I want to be Crab if you know what I mean.

>>158490671
redditgahara admitted she only liked araragi because he helped her with his weight issues, essentially she is the waifu for the self-inserting otaku loser who thinks being a nice-guy is something that needs to be rewarded with sex.

>>158502191
>toning

File: edNGI4TsVRg.jpg (694KB, 1284x1080px) Image search: [Google]

694KB, 1284x1080px

>>158516860
How about no?