Oh fuck /a/, you're now in charge of NERV, how do you save

Give shinji a room of his own and talk to him about his problems and try to help him get over his fear and insecurity.

>>158419197
You'd think an organization that secretive and advanced would have a psychiatric department, especially when they have 14 year olds piloting evas and fighting angely with weight of humanity's survival on their shoulders..

I understand that Eva isn't any of those things though, it is what it is and it's pretty honest about it too, you can't really criticize it for anything, when it's that honest about what it's doing, the EoE and all.

Not build a city on top of angel bait

humanity is not worth saving

Nukes and get people on the moon. Preferably with nukes.

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>>158419197
You would isolate him from his comforts, what he started fighting to return to, for no benefit since he could recover from anything overnight while they were around him. You don't really have to bother with sabotage if your kind have infiltrated the commander's chair you know, you could just go to Terminal Dogma.

So are you telling me that you don't want to live in LCL?

>>158419868
humans have to find happiness within themselves, you came to this world alone and you leave it alone, humans dont need to merge in a sigularity to acomplish that

>>158419868
>one with you faggots and everyone else
I love you guys, but no thanks.

>>158419907
Depends on the point the series is at then if the world is salvagable. Rather be in LCL shitposting then starving to death.

So yeah first thing is find a way to kill of SEELE ASAP

>>158419068
>Go check to see if agartha was real
>if it was we would be bretty much sorted
>use highly advanced natsoc tech and evas to fuck up the angels and (((whoever))) sent them

if not
>agartha turned out not to be real
>return to nerv headquarters
>invest all resources into a fuck ton of nukes under guise of "its to fuck up the angels"
>im to far underground to be touched
>threaten planet that if they dont pool every scrap of resources they have into building evas and finding pilots I will push the button
>equip army of new eva pilots with explosive collars with a mobile phone chip so they dont run out of range
>at the slightest sense of hesitation to follow my orders they get blown
>treat the good ones incredibly well
>invest in mental health professionals
>slap ones with "ptsd" since its not real
>fuck up angels with army of kids (im koney now)
>take over world with vast eva army
>relax and fug hot grills

Tell Shinji to get in the damn robot.

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>>158419927
you can still scavenge for canned food here and there son

>>158419943
we had a way of getting rid of they guys pulling the strings a while back
for some reason people had a problem with it

>>158419943
This to be quite honest.

And fuck Ritsuko.A lot.

>>158419068
Bomb. Everything.

>>158420036
>Ritsuko
>not Maya
wew

>>158420052
But Maya is part of the neko-hakase package

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>>158419068
1st I try and speed up the process of downloading Lilith's soul into a new Rei

Then I start duct taping Reis to ICBMs.
Even without an eva Rei has the strongest AT field of all the angels and evas

Every other character can just keep doing whatever they were doing before the series started while I exterminate the angels.


The two problems are kaworu and yui
For yui, I'll just reason with her and ask her to fuck off and be a time capsule somewhere else after all the angels are dead
And for kaworu I'll just cut a rei clone's hair real short and get her to wear a strap-on then when he lowers his AT field I'll jump out of the bushes and beat him to death with a shovel

Fuck the room of souls and fuck combining Adam and Lilith to create 3rd impact so that new kids can be born, I'll cure pedophilia by preventing any more children from being born

>>158419068
not try to fuck up the characters everytime possible like any normal person would basically

Abandon the ridiculous child shit and put my faith in JET ALONE

>nuke the shit out of (((SEELE))), angerus outside city limits, and the JSSDF, fuck that non-nuclear meme faggotry
>assign Shinji a team of 80 psychiatrists and make sure he's doped to the gills with happy drugs, roids, viagra, and a constant supply of pussy. Shinji will be too busy to get depressed.
>nuke (((SEELE))) again just to be sure
>nuke the (((UN))), they had it coming
>everyone not doing rotations on Shinji's cock rides the Gendo train
>a fucking moonbase. with nukes.

>>158419943
Tricky. You need them to finish the Angel war, nobody but a secret world government who know how important these aliens attacking just one city really are would give you the money and authority for it, but if you wait until that's over they MP rush you. There isn't really anything stopping them from doing that early either if you just go public with the plan.

Send Lilith to the moon. Did I solve it?

>>158419068
kill SEELE, get really gay with shinji and not die so he does shit, and 1000x more nukes

Depends.
>Commanding since early 2000s
>Separate Asuka and her mother as soon as possible to prevent a trauma
>Introduce her to Shinji and start training them together as soon as possible to form a sense of camaraderie
>Psychological care is necessary
>Rei is never created, since I don't need a clone of my wife
>Stop spending money on SAMs and other useless equipment, invest into EVA as much as possible
>DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT bang Naoko and Ritsuko, just be close friends with them
>Create a masterful keikaku which involves destroying SEELE and preventing the Third Impact
>Will probably need a network of spies
>Kill Kaworu as soon as he arrives
>When the Angels are defeated, release all the gathered information about the Second Impact and SEELE to the public
>Tell Katsuragi to follow her heart

>>158419068
Order Misato to just fuck Shinji.

>>158419764
You need a city to host all those fellas doing R&D, mission control and rebuilding.

>>158422387
USA doesn't do R&D and build all it's weapon in iRACK

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Have a fivesome with Misato, Rei, Shinji, and Asuka.

>>158422703
Moving a carrier group full of F-35s from America to Irak is not doomed to summon a towelhead armada against it.

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>>158419068
Befriend the angels and coexist with them

Asuka>Rei

Find out how to piece the angels skin or armor. And build thousands or not millions of missiles. capable of doing so.

>>158420166
Good plan. Killing Kaworu is a priority.