Find a flaw

>>158327167
cold bitch.

Crabs

crabs

Smells like Kaiki every now and then for some strange reason.

Short hair

50% of her feminine traits were removed

no hymen

>>158327167
i can't she is literally (LITERALLY) perfect. Every time I look at that picture I get so happy and can't stop smiling.

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>>158327167
Too alive.

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>>158327167
Can't find any.

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Can't compare to the others.

>>158327434
yo i read your shitty fanfiction, is cool

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She was pretty great until Shinobu started talking. Also, kinda of shame about the whole lost her virginity to Kaiki thing but what can you do?

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>>158327167
It's not doll

>>158327599
yea~ peace peace

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It's not kanbaru

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>>158327363
who knows it is a m y s t e r y

>>158327836
TL note: The "bad joke" Kaiki is referring to is that it being their last time

>>158327543
>implying she got gently walked back to home by Kaiki

Crabfags are worse than ougifags.

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>>158328182
One thing I learned about (teenage) girls when I was younger was that only the ones who are not virgins any longer get offended when a boy wants to know if they're still a virgin. I imagine Nisio experienced the same. Just food for thought.

>>158327167
Ugly with short hair. Also more of a bitch than the average in her show.

>>158327543
You may have watched the wrong show, Ragi took her virginity, soon will be taking the others.

>>158328321
cute. what episode is this?

She isn't snail.

>>158327167
She didn't keep her hair up

>>158327167
Purple Hair
also this >>158327254 >>158327330

>>158327167
worst girl by far

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Shes not my gf

>>158328656
saved

She cut her hair
Fuck Nisio

>>158328852
What did she mean by this?

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Not spooky enough

>>158328881
She would a rrgi.

purple hair
tsundere
has cancer
other girls are better

>>158328917
That's a manfag

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>>158328964
I don't mind

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>>158327167
She's not the strongest.

>>158328964
I feel like the only reason Ougi was a boy in front of Kanbaru was to keep her front drooling all over.

Speaking of lesbians, why is it that girls who play basketball are invariably dykes?

>>158327167
She's a bitch and retarded, when compared to some of the other girls.

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>>158328522
Valentines day ep, Ragi stayed the night at her place

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Cute wife

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>>158329155
Manlet beta going after best loli

>>158329208
>beta

>>158329076
>Ougi is basically Araragi
Yeah she would jump on Ougi

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Cat is best girl
FACT

>>158327167
shes not bat

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>>158327167
Not enough screentime.
Also I'm kinda late to the monogatari train, do these faggots actually believe she and Kaiki fucked?

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>>158327599
Doll is the best, but Snail and Crab are a close second.

>>158327167
She's not my gf ;_;

>>158328321
YAY

>>158329567
No, anyone that's watched it should know the story. It's just bait

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>>158329405
Not best, but she's great in kizu

>>158329567
Kaiki fucked her senseless and she's still craving his cock.

>>158329692
That's why she's now sleeping with Ragi? Kaiki is truly a cuck

>>158329405
You mean second worst.

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Find a flaw

>>158329799
He makes everyone else look bad

>>158329747
She craves Kaiki cock but she also craves RRG cock and quite a bit more. Welcome to girls.

>>158327167
I can't think about real girls after Crab. She is too perfect.

>>158329799
Bad screenshot, you could've made a better one for the best character.

>>158330159
I want her to make that face when I fuck her...

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>>158327167
>someone wasted their time on Illustrator vectoring that shit image

>>158329567
No. It's more like crabfag suppressant than bait. If you don't rag on her enough then crabfags will get too bold, forget their manners, and start shitting up threads.

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>>158329567
I'm late on the Monogatari train as well. Given that Snail was my favorite behind Bat and that I just wrapped up Second Series, how much more material do I really have to work through? Is everything actually worth watching? Seems like the series just won't end, it's a bit daunting.

>>158327167
Purple isn't a real hair color. Thus, she dyes her hair.

The fanbase.

>>158332490
Nisemonogatari is the one that'll use up most of your lotion and tissues.

>>158327167
>Find a flaw
Not Shinobu

>>158332490
With those characters as your favorites, you're gonna want to watch all the way through to the second season of Owari. It'll pay off in some big ways. Don't skip Koyomi or Kizu either.

>>158332535
It is in the monogatari world.

>>158329799
Got his ass beat by a shota.

>>158332628
Shanked, not beat.

>>158329405
full cat mode cat is best

Anybody have that 10/10 site that lists out all of the released titles in release order with synopses, OP/ED, and recommended magnets? Archive seems to be down, which is normally how I find it.

>>158327167
She breaks up with him like 5 times, what the fuck.

>>158332954
galax.moe/monogatari

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>>158332971
Thanks anon

>>158327836

Kaiki is the best girl

>>158332969
3 times and it was his fault.

>>158327167
U S E D G O O D S
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>>158333024
It's fine when it used by Araragi.

>>158333022
Only one time was his fault. The other two were hers.

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>>158327167
she's literally a cuck.

>made bf go on a date with monkey even before their very own date
>bf kissed other girls behind her back
>bf fools around with his sister
>bf is basically married to bat and will always pick bat over her which is she puts up with the entire situation at hand

>>158333022
>>158333080
name them.

>>158333080
First time he was a retard
Second time they both were retards
Third time circumstances were against them and it was no one's fault.

>>158333153
Freaking the fuck out over logistics and breaking up instead of talking things out counts as being retarded and their fault.

>>158333226
> Freaking the fuck out over logistics and breaking up instead of talking things out
Distance relationships are almost impossible. Anyway they managed to fix it.

Reminder that crab will grow old and die, whereas bat and doll and snail won't.

>>158333324
Maybe a random internet distance relationship. Needing to be in different countries for a few months can be heard but is my no means a death sentence for a relationship. Getting in a fight, breaking up, then leaving the country and not contacting each other is though.

>>158333113
Cuck doesn't apply to women as much as it does for men.

>>158333483
They love each other anyway.

>>158327167
Literally worst monogatari by far.

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>>158332971
>galax.moe/monogatari
>download: nyaa.se

oh my god noooooo

>>158333720
Coalgirls

>>158333754
Didn't Coalgirls switch which group they based their subs on halfway through?

>>158333522
Yes it does.

>>158333886
There are no perfect subs for monogatari. They all are flawed.

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>>158333562
Yea he loves her alright. That's why he'll always pick Bat over her huh.

I honestly feel like only reason they're still a couple is because she's popular, and the face of of the franchise.

>>158333987
There are reasons for him to pick Bat over Crab.

>>158334030
Yes because she's better.

If you're going to say something like "he HAS to pick Bat" or something similar then save it. Koyomi has had multiple chances to cut his ties with Bat and refused every single time. It's clear as day that he keeps his tie with Bat because he wants to at the point.

>>158333912
>people have half as many male ancestors as female
No it doesn't.

>>158333987
Shinobu certainly treats Araragi better, and had a very good reason for the only real fight they ever got in.

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>reddit still THIS mad about Crab

People forget about Shinobu Mail where Shinobu just threw away her first minion because she doesn't need him anymore. She isn't flawless.
For me Hitagi and Shinobu are ultimate waifus. One mortal and one immortal. I don't know why /a/ hates Hitagi so much. She didn't do anything horrible or something.
.
Fucking Hanekawa created 2 monsters, Cat harmed many people, Tiger almost burned Hitagi alive and she doesn't even care about it. All she cares is Araragi's dick.

>>158334520
You have it wrong. Cat and Bat are the best while Crab is shit.

Also no one is saying either girl is flawless; literally every girl in this series is bat-shit underneath it all.

>>158333987
i was wondering too why he always lust over cat or bat

>>158334627
Cat is boring. She was good in Kizu because she acted like a slut.

>>158334667
Cat a best. I'm excited to see where Nisio takes her storyline.

>>158334520
Seishirou burned that bridge thoroughly. Holding someone accountable for centuries after that isn't anywhere near reasonable or fair.

>>158334801
She just ignored him. Didn't even talk with him.

>>158334964
a love that takes 400 years to return was too heavy for bat

>>158334998
He wasn't her love. He is her minion and she has resposibility.

>>158335062
>He wasn't her love.
the novel says different

>>158335083
Do you have a proof?

>>158334520
>For me Hitagi and Shinobu are ultimate waifus.
Sounds like ultimate shit taste.

>>158335104
watch the episode again

>you feel that seeing him is like betraying araragi-senpai, so you don’t intend to see him ever again. but that’s not true. the only one you’re betraying is yourself. you should just tell him that a love that takes 400 years to return is too heavy for you.

>>158335157
It was stupid Kanbaru's shit. I trust Shinobu's words in Oni more.

>>158335157
That's too vague a line to draw a solid conclusion from. If anything, when you pair it with a later line about his hate turning into love, it sounds like he only fell in love with Kiss-Shot after fantasizing about her while near dead. There's nothing concrete about Shinobu's feelings on the matter other than that she generally cared about him in some sort of manner and she felt guilty about what happened to him. I can't imagine it being anything more than a crush, if that, given the description of the time they actually spent together and how Shinobu fumbles around relationships during the rest of the story.

>>158335062
Her responsibility isn't to coddle him until the end of time. She took responsibility the way Deathtopia taught her: eating him.

>>158327167
Cheating cunt reeks of Kaiki's cum

>>158329405
tHIS

I know a fun place just for my dear Crabfags called Reddit, they should ask their questions there

>>158327167
There are no flaws. She's a perfect piece of shit.