statler and waldorf thread

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>>158209471
Why do these two book a VIP box every night for shows they hate?

>>158209471
WALDORF: So we finally saw Sword Art Online. Yeah, it was pretty shitty. What'd you think, Statler?

(pause)

WALDORF: Uh, Statler? You okay, man?

(STATLER is beet red, gripping his armrests, and visibly shaking)

STATLER: Anime...was...a MISTAKE.

>>158209548
That's how old-time vaudeville worked. You bought a ticket not just for one show, but a whole block of them, so the law of averages would usually guarantee at least one bad one.

Theaters would occasionally bring out an act they knew would be poorly received just to clear out the audiences and make them pay again to get back in.

>26 episodes, and that's the end
>Congratulations
>Not you too
>no, congratulations on getting through that bore fest
>DOHOHOHOHO

>>158209471
>You know why they called it Yugioh Arc-V?
>I dunno, why's that?
>Because after watching it, you'll wish you were on Noah's Arc and the world was flooding!
>Great, but what about the "V" at the end?
>Roman numeral for 5, as in how many minutes it takes Noah to push your ass off the boat!
>DOHOHOHOHO

>>158211465
>Theaters would occasionally bring out an act they knew would be poorly received just to clear out the audiences and make them pay again to get back in.
Absolutely devilish.

>So I hear Berserk finally got off the boat
>So did I

>>158209471
STATLER: Well, they say all good things must come to an end.

WALDORF: That's why Naruto's been running for 20 years and counting!

DO HOHOHOHOHO

>I've heard Kirameki Mamika died!
>Glad for her!
>What?
>She is free from this show now!
>DOHOHOHOHO

>>158213456
i dont get it

>>158216748
I think it might mean, stopped being a fan?

>>158218097
>>158216748
I think its how d-gray man lost some readership.

STATLER: Why do they always run to school with toast stuffed in their mouth?

WALDORF: Because it saves you the trouble of having to stuff your fingers in your ears!

DO HOHOHOHOHO

Waldorf: Isn't BnHA about heroes?
Stadler: Yeah, too bad they can't save the show

DOHOHOHOHOHO

WALDORF: Are we still watching New Game?
STATLER: Yeah, why?
WALDORF: I wish we were watching a New Show

DOHOHOHO

>>158220721
Nice.

STATLER: So what exactly is the mistake the Saber wants to erase from history?
WALDORF: Her past acting credit for appearing in this show.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

WALDORF: What do you think of Atom: The Beginning?

STATLER: I can't wait until we get to Atom: The Ending

DOHOHOHOHO

Waldorf: They're learning magic in Little Witch Academia

Statler: Can they teach us a spell to end it?

DOHOHOHO

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>>158213589
>>158223245
Fucking beautiful

Statler: This new show called "Eromanga-sensei" is making a big splash

Waldorf: Yeah, and it'll sink like a rock!

DOHOHOHOHO

STATLER: So what do you think of Dragonball Z?
WALDORF: I've been wanting it to end since Dragonball A!

DO HOHOHOHOHOHO

>>158220721
Neat

>>158209548
It's like if 4chan posters had money.