Hey mister, do you want to come over to our pool party?

Somethin seems suspicious. You wouldn't happen to have any rock CDs, would you?

>>158205967
Not sure, what kind of music will there be?

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>>158205967
>About to sleep
>See this image

Well shit

Do you have rock CDs? I like them.

>>158205967
Depends, are you guys alright with diving? I've seen a bunch of club/hotel pools that forbids it.

I-I don't know if I should go...oh shit, is that a grill?

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Hand over the eurobeat and no one gets raped.

That's poo poo in the glasses. You can't fool me, you little snakes.

>>158206053
LOUD electro-sonic mayhem untouched by human feeling

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>>158206138
Only if you can beat the loli on her home touge.

>>158205967
No, I'm still cutting. Ask me in July.

>>158205967
Megu is such a fucking slut. Just look at those honkers.

>>158206053
vaporware, crafted by the finest experts from /mu/ and [s4s]

>>158207115
lolis wouldn't listen to vaporgrave but they might listen to filter house

>>158205967
Brehs.

Megu sure is busty. Just look at those shadows.

>>158205967
Something's not right, that doesn't look like root beer at all.

>>158205967
>take all the root beer
>steal away into the night

The perfect crime.

Root beer floats are nice.

>>158205967
Pft. Call me when you get a real drink. Like cheerwine.

>>158206053
Only the finest outlaw country.

>>158206053
TesseracT and Intervals.

>>158207782
This guy, he gets it.

stop lewding chimame goddamit

>>158205967
Is Chino alright? It looks like she might have brain problems.

>>158208127
That's not Chino

>>158208072
Then what should we do to them?

>>158205967
No thank you Officer

>>158208164
Directly rape them.

>>158205967
Take that root beer and shove it down your throat! I don't want anything to do with you!

>>158205967
>root beer
Oh, you're not deceiving anyone. That's liquid shit.

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>>158206737
Don't you ever

I want to drink root beer right out of Chino's cunny.

>>158209944
I feel like it would hurt to have root beer inside a vagina.

>>158205967
I don't drink alcohol.

>>158206053
Lolis love Cash - Johnny Cash.

>>158209967
Her anus then.

>>158210293
Can you get a sugar high from putting soda inside your asshole?

>>158205967
Why did they make those 9th graders so midgety?

>>158210602
I feel like the world would be a better place if all 9th graders looked and acted like them.

>>158205967
I hate root beer, get out of my sight you tiny mouthbreathers!!

>>158210388
I'm not sure if the anal wall can suck up sugar. I guess we need to try it.

>>158210929
The anal wall can suck up anything

>>158210967
Shouldn't it be a selective membrane?

>>158210865
Rabbits breath through thier nose, anon.

What's this anime and what's it about? Also I hate root bear

>>158211631
boku no ruutu beru

>>158210967
so if you cum in the butt, the anal walls will suck it up and you will have it directly taken into the bloodstream?

>>158211872
Yes

>>158205967

That sounds pretty cool. Where do you cute girls want to meet up?

>>158205967
Damn, Megu's titties are fucking huge.

>>158213264
For your dick.

>>158215495
By me.

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>>158205967
Sorry, I already have a date with my girlfriend, Sharo-chan.

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>>158215495
>>158215652
She's looking at the mug you faggy fucks. Do we live near each other? I'll say it to your face.

>>158215675

Where are you taking Sxarp?

>>158206053
huey lewis and the news

>>158215966
I would wreak utter destruction on Syaro's tight ass.

>>158215975
We're going to the BEACH today.

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>>158215995

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My kanojo gave me a chocolate!

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>>158216320
I had SEX with your kanojo Chino-chan last night. She enjoyed it and is coming to my house tonight for some more fun.

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This is my cute maso-slave Megu.

>>158216549
Boobs too small.

my wife chino is so cute

>>158217313
Boobs not small enough

>>158216320
Something feels off

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

>click loli thread
>barely any loli
I'm disappointed

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>>158218232
dozo

>>158216377
I've watched both seasons of gochuumon but still can't remember which one is Chino and which one is Chiya.

>>158217581
What is wrong with that cutie?

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>>158215966
>>158215675
>>158215495
>>158215652
>>158216006
I want to look EXACTLY like Sharo!

>>158218925
I have a special surprise for you when you do.

>MaMe will never ask you to choose whose manko tastes the best

https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/07/2a/072ab54b64cc323f8e10e652759c7c6f.jpg?5957531

>>158206053
KC and the Sunshine Band

>>158215966
Why is she looking at the mug then? Checkmate.

>>158218490
>either of those being djent
You fucking retard.

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>>158217362

>>158218776
Chino is Hibiki and Chiya is Chitanda

>>158205967
Remember to never trust a loli you don't know /a/
They could try and put you in their van and do lewd things without your consent

>>158220629
Saved. Will repost for all eternity.

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>>158220963
Even then, 9 times out of 10 the offender will be a loli you know.
If you niece or little sister ever does anything strange to you remember to call the help number.

>>158205967

No thanks, I'm gay.

>>158205967
*unzips pants*
nothing personal, kids

>>158205967
Megu is semen demon in the making.

>>158222764
Seems like a pretty finished product to me.

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>>158224018

>>158224380
Manko chan is my future wife.

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>>158225658

please post more loli with eurobeat

>>158217581
She doesn't have her X shaped hair bands. It's triggering me.

>>158226823
Lewd.

>>158217313

Big chests will fill your hands, flat chests will fill your heart.

>>158227445
Nice words, anon. Nice words.

However
>Big chests will fill your hands, flat chests will fill empty jail room
FTFY

>>158221232
Please call the number at 1-800-THERESNOROCK for all your loli offender needs.

>>158205967
Will your parents pay me for babysitting?

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Cocoa needs your Cockoa what do?

>>158230504
Ask permission from my wife Chino first.

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I'm not a mister, I'm an international barista lawyer. Get it right you dumb bitches.

Why does this series inspire so much rampant shitposting compared to other Kirara adaptations?

>>158226823
Just imagine the smell. Must be real stinky in there haha

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>>158233392
>haha

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>>158218232
Here you go.

>>158230805
Cocoa has gained a few pounds.

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>root beer

>>158205967
Sure! I'll bring some vanilla ice cream over, we can have root beer floats!

I'm sure that root beer is just some circlejerk juice that curses the gochiusa fandom into making constant general threads or turns gochiusa threads into generals.

pffft

root beer is nasty
cream soda is where it's at

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>>158206053
Pink Floyd

>>158240512
Count me in.

>rootbeer

Fuck off dumb americunt and take your shitty pisswater with you.

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How do we stop these semen demons?

>>158241713
It's easy, just tell them you are already drained and they MIGHT not want to waste their time finding out.

>>158241713
Start with a metal rod.

>>158241713
No way but to let them sate their carnal desires upon you.

>>158239268
birch beer is betterer.