What kind of gentleman must I become to get Akaza Akari to fall madly in love with me?
One who can interact with people who exist outside of the five senses.
>>158176807
Akarin would never do that.
>>158176839
Sure she would.
>>158176839
They will when they go to college where there are many handsome boys like me.
The excesive Akarin bullying in the show gets annoying. Was funny at first but then it gets overused. It's get old. Made me lost interest on the show.
>>158176807
You need to be a colored gentleman with a large penis.
>>158176807
>Akaza Akari
Literally who?
>>158177059
Akaza Akari, the main heroine of the hit SoL comedy series Yuru Yuri.
>>158176807
Stop posting blank images, OP.
>>158177094
Never saw her
>>158177118
The one who saved Toshinou Kyouko from the mean bully in the past.
>>158177143
I think you're hallucinating, OP
There is no such character
>>158176807
>man
That's like asking "where does (x^2)+1 cross the x-axis." You're gonna need to do more than just improve yourself.
>>158177194
Then who saved Kyouko from the pink bully?
POST YUI HUGGING A PILLOW
>>158177221
The anti-bully ranger, of course
>>158177195
Even lesbians succumb to the dick. I know /u/ don't want to believe it, but it's the truth.
>>158176807
Just stick to being a woman, you'll have a much better shot.
>>158177143
https://twitter.com/antibullyranger
Why does Akari spend so much time on Twitter? It isn't healthy.
>>158177479
Just because you can't get enough dicks doesn't mean everyone else wanted it
>>158177479
/u/fags will never accept this even though is the truth. They hate the fact deep down they love cock.
>>158177568
Every female wants the cock anon. By having a vagina and womb, they consent to the cock.
Hetero fags get out of the thread
>>158176807
A futa
>>158177767
Cease this tumblr-tier speak at once.
>>158177760
No they don't. They grow it themselves
>>158177801
I'll fuck off to tumblr when you hetshitters fuck off to reddit.
>>158177861
It is, in the end, still losing to the cock. One of them is controlled by it, the other penetrated by it.
>>158177884
Kill yourself, slowly and painfully, but not tolerably.
>>158177908
Both of them grows it
>>158177861
They still love cock. Even getting off to cock dildos prooves that. It's a fact
>>158177884
/u/fags really get triggered by the fact they can't win against dicks
>>158177937
>come to a thread about a show that literally has lesbianism in the title
>"hurrrr people who enjoy homosex should kill themselves"
I'm straight myself but a true patrician realizes that lesbiansm is the superior sexual orientation. You might understand some day too, sport.
>>158178019
No way fag.
>>158178004
A feminine cock is not a cock. Hence why it is not gay sucking it
>>158178059
If you don't agree with this then you are a pleb.
>>158178122
Yuri is the most plebian taste on earth though.
>>158178155
You just don't fucking get it. As a straight male who is attracted to females, watching a yuri relationship gives me double the cuteness, but since both of them are gay, I'm not jealous of either of them (harem protags piss me off 95% of the time).
You hear that? That's TWO TIMES the cute and ZERO TIMES the insufferable MC. You are the real pleb here, dude.
>>158178279
Nah, your mental gymnastics are old. Yuri is shit, end of discussion.
>>158177285
>>158178279
Yuri is cute and all anon. But in the end it doesn't make sense because lesbians are all bi. They want both cock and pussy in their lives.
>>158178445
Does it matter? They'll just grow it themselves and you won't get a taste
>>158178337
Having an aesthetic preference for homosexuality doesn't make you gay, as silly as it may sound.
People who hate yuri should be burned alive desu
>>158178481
Your yuri girls are not real anon. And they can't grow dicks. Thats the reason why they seek males when they want dick. Lesbians do this irl.
>>158178541
Sounds pretty gay to me. Good aesthetics require a good contrast, usually in the shape of an opposite.
>>158178606
It's called "Dickgirl"
>>158178612
>Good aesthetics require a good contrast
Nope. I like chocolate milk with my brownies, I like tea with my soup, and I like girls with my girls.
>>158177094
>main heroine
But Kyouko is the main heroin.
>>158177523
except Akarin is a proud Christian anon!
>>158178596
I like Yuri shows because they are funny and cute. They're relaxing in a way. The thing is a lot of /u/friends get triggered when the girls are portrayed as wanting dick. It's childish and autistic. Even more when lesbians admit they like dick irl.
>>158178727
The one who does the intro segment at the start of each episode is the main heroine.
>>158178337
>t.
Fuck off, cancer.
>>158178859
Jesus surrounded himself with a harem of hunks
Why discriminate over gender?
>>158178976
>season 3 had no intros
Why did they do this?
>>158179022
Didn't watch S3 yet, they really took out one of YrYr anime iconics?
>>158179082
It's a completely different studio, so a lot of the cute Yryr-isms are gone. I still enjoyed S3, but I think Dogakobo was a much better fit for the series.
>>158176807
a pedo
>>158179137
They should have watched the first two seasons. Taking out the Akarin intro segment is a sin
>>158178122
Boys x boys is too gay
>>158177479
>>158177715
You are both appalling.
>>158176807
You have to look EXACTLY like this AND not be a male.
PS, "not a male" is different from "numale" this is very important.
>>158179589
See >>158178865 and stop being triggered
>>158179719
Don't you have plenty of straight characters to work with?
>>158179792
Why are you so bothered by facts? A lesbian is still a lesbian even tho she gets dicked from time to time. Where you molested as a child or something?
>>158179871
No, that's a bisexual.
>>158179589
You yurifags are so easy to bait
>Can't win against the cock logic
Hentai logic doesn't apply to the real world
It also doesn't apply to anime at times
>>158179987
I had a lesbian friend from work that is now married to a man and even has a kid. I went to their wedding 2 years ago. She still likes girls, so deep down I think the majority of lesbians are bi.
>inb4 things that never happened xD
>>158180258
>it happened once so that's the majority
>>158180258
I'm not denying that happened. She was just bi all along.
Bisexuals are not lesbians. That's all.
>>158180385
>>158180427
I'm just saying that it can happen. Don't need to be mad about it. I still like Yuri shows but /u/ tends to get very protective and hateful sometimes.
>>158180427
Bi are just greedy bastard wanting to taste both the worlds
>>158180490
Well, yeah, because yuri is a fantasy like many of the others enjoyed everywhere. And for fans of yuri, a guy coming in and swooping one of the girls away, making her realize she was bi all along, fucks the fantasy up. There's not much canon yuri or canon lesbian characters for them to work with either.
>>158180651
I understand that. The thing is, even tho a lot of girls watch this shows, a lot of straight men do too. Look valkirye drive for example. That show is canon yuri with canon couples but it's pretty lewd and fuel for straight men.
>>158176873
Yuru Yuri is in a timeloop universe, you'd know this if you actually cared about the series and weren't just some horny retarded underage b&
>come to Yuru YURI thread
>complain about yuri
>complain about /u/
come on now
you're making fools of yourselves
>>158180037
I think this is one of the cases where people keep repeating memes for so long they start believing them.
>>158182853
This.
Remember this:
Madoka never loved Homura and despises her now, she wants Homura dead.
Sayaka never cared for Kyoko
Yuuna never loved Togo and will happily abandon her to become a hero.
Reina and Kumiko are straight, one of which even gets the dick.
Hibiki has no love in her heart for Miku and would be hurt to know how Miku feels.
The Yuru Yuris are going through a phase and do not really love each other.
Sakura got the D and Tomoyo will die alone.
Nanoha doesn't love Fate, they're only friends.
Flip Flappers is pretentious pandering without substance and is confirmed het
Izetta is confirmed het
Yuri is never ever real and canon lesbians are always awful people without love. Get a better fetish, one that isn't degeneracy.