This is your programmer for today /a/.

>>158142091
hey there.wanna have unprotected sex?

>>158142091
Insert D:

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>>158142133
No, Tapris is pure an innocent. Now please uninstall your hard drive.

>>158142868
How can you uninstall hardware?

>>158142901
With a hammer.

>>158142091
How did she do in popularity polls?

>>158143036
>verb (used with object)
>to remove (a software program) from a computer or computer system.
No.

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>>158142137
http://winestockwebdesign.com/Essays/Lisp_Curse.html

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>>158142901
With magnets

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>>158143087
You hammer it. It being your hard drive. Which is hardware that was physically installed.

>>158142091
The worst part is she's studying PHP. The universe is not some shitty early-2000s webpage.

>>158142091
Is he crossdressing?

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>>158142091
>Sugarbell

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>>158142091
Tapris is the cutest.

>>158143124
is this true? asking for a coworker

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There needs to be more anime girls who read their SICP.

>>158142091
What are you talking about? I outsourced my programming to India... Oh, is that the cosplay prostitute I ordered a while ago? Neat

>>158142091
I want to lock her in a cage and starve her for weeks until she agrees to do >>anything<< for tiny amounts of food.

tapris!!

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>>158144852
There needs to be a Tapris spin off series.

>>158146913
Indeed

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>>158142091
Would you do murble blurble with Tapris?

>>158147449
>murble blurble
too pure for dropouts

>>158142091
>This is your programmer for today /a/.
Only if she can tell me what's wrong with this.
http://ideone.com/88kEjj

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>>158144654
Are we doing the Internet right though?

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>>158149002

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>>158145077
I want you to reconsider your life choices and leave Tapris alone.

>>158142091
I hope she knows I'm sick with the Python

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>>158142091
At least she understands the glory that is blank keycaps.

TAPRIS IS FOR VIGNE

More like TRAPIS amirite

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>>158150347
>Not having a glowing keyboard so you can code in the dark more efficiently.

>>158150939
that's some disgusting shit right there, learn to touch type

>>158150347
>willingly stripping away convenience
That's retarded.

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>>158151019
Implying I didn't learn to properly type as appose to the peek and peck tactics that autists use.

>>158150463
I'd still fuck a Tapris whether she's a female or female (male). Either way Tapris is the best Gabu drop in the show and deserves more screen time.

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>>158142091
Gabriel: PHP (gets-the-job-done, lazy. a little smelly)
Satania: VisualBasic (the language for the lifelong C- student)
Tapris: Ruby (lightweight, pleasant, approachable)
Vigne: C# (mature, well-mannered, a little boring)
Raphi: C++ (a tool for power-obsessed sadistic control freaks)

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>>158150439
Tapris is for me only.

>>158142901
With a screwdriver

>>158150939
>space and shift don't fully light up
Into the trash it goes