A cute crab, just for you.

why do you care so much about a character? she will never love you back

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>>158076931
Thanks man.

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>>158076931
right back atcha

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A terrifying bat, just for me.

I think she might be my favorite female character in any anime. And I didn't even like Monogatari that much.

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Cute crabbutt

Post porn of her!

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>crabfags with no resistence
what happened?

>>158077356
/a/ grew up and learned who best girl is.

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>>158077332
No.

>>158077382
or just got another autism attack

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Whether it's time for work or time for bed, I hope this crab puts a smile on your face.

>>158077382
Or simply put, kids are asleep.

Change.

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But it's Snake's birthday not Crab's today.

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>>158077462
No one cares

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>>158077478

ITT: niggers

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>perfect girls do not exis--

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>>158077462
I enjoyed watching her birthday thread bounce off of page 10 over and over before dying.

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I like comfy winter Crab.

>no one gives a fuck about their shit taste
>/a/ m-must've learned who the best girl is
Sasuga crabtards

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Crab = bat = monkey = bee = snail > cat = phoenix > doll >>>>>snake
Fite me niggers

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>>158077609
Trying too hard

>>158077462
Bad girls that try to murder people don't get to have birthdays.

>>158077623
put snail with cat and phoenix and you're 100% right.

>>158077646
That goes for about half the Monogatari girls then, not just Snake.

>>158077623
bee too high
doll too low

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>>158077606

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This crab seems to want something from you
How do you respond?

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posting true bestest girl

>>158077759
Stick her in some boiling water and start making herb butter.

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>>158077790

>>158077790
I can't tell if this means you want to kill her or fuck her.

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>>158077790

>>158077356
Summer.

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>>158077790

>>158078580
Have some Senjougahara fascination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yatSmW4XBD4

Have a cuter crab
https://youtu.be/YrEr9Z0LUtA

>see this thread
>check URL bar
>tfw I'm not on Reddit
Hmmm

>>158077878
"Stick in boiling water" = get her hot and bothered
"Start making herb butter" = semen buildup as a result of arousal and in preparation of intercourse with internal ejaculation for the purpose of impregnation

Seems obvious to me.

Who /redditgahara/ here?

>>158076931
>redditgatari
>tumblr gif
every single time

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Oh joy, the kids are awake. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

How do we describe crabtards? Are they masochistic? Do they enjoy being cucked?

>there are no redditors on 4ch--

>>158079762
>He says as he vomits up a forced /pol/ meme.

>>158080291
>crabtards are well-informed about /pol/'s use of memes
Sasuga crabtards

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Why does /a/ hate Senjogahara so much?

>>158080428
I don't. She's not snake, so she's fine.

I find it hilarious that Snake used to be more popular when she was just a generic moeblob. Congratulations /a/ you really do have the worst taste.

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Why is she so much superoior to any anime girl? I don't get it.

>crabfags in desperate shitposting mode
nobody cares, just let your thread die

>>158080428
She is a misunderstood genius.

Crab? More like SHIT

>>158082770
Yeah. You super convinced me that you wanted to insult crab at the very moment the thread was about to die. Christ. Don't make things more pathetic by pretending it's not a zero-content bump.

Bird > Bee > Snek > * > Crab

I hate crabfags so much.

>>158083337
Everyone does. Stop bumping the thread.