What kind of guy must I become in order for Iori-chan to fall

You need to be a very good butt plug.

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Imagine being Iori and never being able to have anything but anal sex? Every single time you went to bed with some stud they'd instantly pounce on your little anus licking and prodding it before lubing up and jamming it into your starfish. You'd constantly try to egg them into giving your snatch a try to no avail; every man's heard of your legendary butthole and wants a piece of it, for all they care you might as well have a fat cock resting under it and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to these anal-obsessed wierdos. Eventually your ass would begin to loosen from being rammed so hard so many times by thick cocks that you'd barely even have to push to release stool, and one day you realize to your horror that you've pinched a loaf right in public without even realizing it. You'd have to resort to wearing a buttplug everywhere you went just to keep errant turds from flying out your loose sphincter. People would start to notice how you walk funny, and seem to prefer one leg. Rumours start to spread about how your ass has been so worn out your whole rectum has prolapsed and droops down to your knees and you need an attendant to shove it all back in again before a performance. People say that you needed to be admitted to the hospital once after your rectal entrails can out in the middle of the night and almost strangled you in your sleep. People are beginning to interpret all the lyrics of your songs as metaphors for your anus-related grievances. People are counting down the days until you come of age and drop out of the idol scene to become a JAV star that specializes in rosebud scenes where horny fans of yours line up to take a nice whiff of precious Iori's inside-out baked Alaska.

Imagine being Iori.

>>158020479
The kind of guy who likes doing it in the butt.

>>158020479
Iori is ugly

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>>158020928
shes not though????

>>158020592
Jesus fucking Christ anon

>>158020479
Is this you, Seth?

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What kind of guy do I become for Yukiho to fall in love with me?

>>158022129
a chad like me.

>>158020499
>>158020597
Can't we have Iori thread without mentioning her behind? It's rude to her dignity.

>>158022776
On the contrary: it would be rude to not mention Lori's foremost charm point.

>>158020479
Aidoru?

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A fast guy with a cool haricut.

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>>158023370
Please stop.

>>158020479
Autistic?