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This man is given a contract to kill Saitama What does he do?

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This man is given a contract to kill Saitama

What does he do?
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>>157965941
Decline
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>>157966042
No, Golgo can easily kill Saitama.
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>threatens a scientist, forces him to spend countless days and nights building a time machine in defiance with the basic laws of physics
>goes back in time and shoots Saitama in the head before he can finish his second push-up
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>>157965941
Gun that shoots kittens
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>>157966266

Ryo can easyily kill Golgo.
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>>157965941
Golgo would train to get into peak physical condition, hunt down baldy and end in a stalemate because he avoids punches as baldy avoids bullets.
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>>157965941
>commision a remote controlled robot mosquito
>give it malaria zika aids
>let her rip
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>>157965941
Decline
If you hired Golgo to kill an ocean, he would probably call you crazy.

Golgo deals with killing humans, not unstoppable forces of nature.
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mosquitos and similar with deadly stuff
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>>157965941
Easy, become his friend.
Then do that whole thing when someone asks you "Why are you punching yourself?" while making you punch yourself as a joke
Target eliminated
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>>157967281
>Saitama becomes immune to time to counter this.
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>>157965941
he kills Saitama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZxk_ToK1MI
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>>157973307
this is the smartest post i've read on 4chan
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>>157965941
Kills him
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He becomes a policeman and arrests Saitama, then puts him in ultra-poisonous handcuffs.
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>>157965941
Saitama fails when it is funny for him to fail (mosquito, the cat scratching him on the face)
Therefore he wears something silly before he tries to kill him.
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