Won't you have a seat, it's a cool 90 degrees Celsius.

>>157895287
no ty I smoke ribs at that temperature

I thought finn saunas were naked only? Or was that german ones?

>>157895542
Naked only for Finns, possibly for Germans too

>>157895287

Mikko is too flat

>>157896207
I want to die on that flat

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>>157896860

Sure a blissful death

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>>157897078
Why aren't those young ladies aware that they hang out with a predator in the middle?

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>>157897602

Don't trust those lolis, they are already poisoned

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proper form

90 celsius? Where are we in Sweden?

>>157899376
What are the branches for?

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I want to have a sauna with the Finns.

>>157902014
You dip the branches in water, rinse the water off on top of the sauna stove and start spanking other people (or yourself) with the branches.

>>157902014
Spanking.

>>157895287
No, thanks. I'd rather not fucking die.

>>157902334
>>157902340
But why?

>>157902814
It feels pretty good?

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>>157902820
Finns are weird. But you invented saunas so I'll forgive you.

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>>157902563
dry heat won't kill ya

and the sweat protects your skin anyway

>>157902814
You beat the dirt off of your body. Smells good and feels good.

Then there's the novelty of leaves on trees, which happens about two weeks every year when the ground thaws.

How can we make /a/ more like Finland?

>>157895287
>90 Celsius

That's like 200 Fahrenheit, I don't want my blood to boil.

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>>157904652

It's not same thing as boiling water

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>>157904550
Post timer is increased to five minutes.

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>>157895287
Banya >>> sauna

>>157905393
Banya is a literal sauna ripoff.

>>157905434
Except that historically banya's predate that finnish shit. Not to speak of the fact that the first ones came from the balkans anyways.

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>>157895287
reeeeeee, that's not what a vihta looks like.

>>157905550
>vihta
You mean vasta.

>>157905457
Is that what they teach you in your schools, Ivan? Banyas are just dirty ass wet saunas from people who are incapable of sustaining 100 degrees. We've moved away from it literal thousands of years ago whereas your people picked it up and gave it your own stupid name.

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>>157905727
>Is that what they teach you in your schools, Ivan?
Ah yes, the good old, everyone who doesn't agree with me is a "russian" argument.
>incapable of sustaining 100 degrees
I do wonder where you get this from, or is it just plain asshurt?
>We've moved away from it literal thousands of years ago whereas your people picked it up and gave it your own stupid name.
Not only do you seem asshurt, but also WE WUZING.

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>>157905624
Onko niillä muka jotain eroa? Meilläpäin ainenkin sanotaan vihdaksi.

>>157905891
Perkele

>>157905891
ei oo, riippuu mistä päin Suomea oot miksi kutsutaa.

Finnish anons are my kulta.

>>157902814
It impoves blood circulation which helps cool the body.

>>157895287
>90c
>Not having a 2 section sauna with 70c (for drinking and relaxation) and 100c for the bathing
>Not using a thick birch bath brooms to spank the shit out of your pores
>Not applying pepper vodka to the body for maximum cleansing experience
>Not having a different wood for different levels of steps

Its like they not even trying.

>>157906220
You shouldn't drink on sauna, almost passed out a few times when I did that

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>>157906220
>>Can't relax and drink in 100c sauna.
What are you? A 5yr old?

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>>157906328
Get out of this thread.

>>157906328
>>>/out/ unironically

>>157906371
Not then you try to hold business meetings or have a good 2-3 hour party without going out (except for snow dives and alcohol restock)

>>157906496
So these business partners and your friends are all 5yr's old.

>>157906748
Generally the Chinese and their translators that come once a year, as for some unknown reason they have a habit of accepting all kinds of celebratory trips/ventures even then its clear as day that they aren't experienced in local customs. It comes off incredibly comical how our Asian partners would try to sit through Boss's shenanigans of constantly adding the steam and pouring another drink. Thankfully for the past 8 years there were only 3 cases of someones passing out. However almost every single time a person or two has to be dragged out due to not being able to stand on their feet.

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>yfw sauna so hard that your russian opponent fucking dies

>>157909019
He wasn't following the rules of that competition, which were in place precisely because what happened.

>>157909019
>skin literally melted off

Lisää löylyä!

>>157895287
>90 degrees Celsius.
holy fuck i am melting

>>157895287
The yellow man who drew that clearly hasn't been to a finnish sauna
>too much lighting
>way too low seats, no one in Finland sits that low in a sauna
>the vihta is way too small
>bucket of water nowhere to be seen
>fucking SWIMSUITS IN SAUNA
These bitches are so bad at LARPing finns.

Fucking mongols get off my board

https://satwcomic.com/sauna-time

So wrong.

>>157911534
Go away and take that shit with you

>>157911571
>>157911534

https://satwcomic.com/small-talk

Just for you.

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Erika is going to get it now!

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>swimsuits in sauna

"No"

>>157912405
>towel

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>>157908032
Well if we are talking about foreigners then i can understand.
I had the impression they were finnish business partners.

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>>157911457
Then why the hell are you still here.
You know where the door is so fuck off.

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>a few months ago I complained that every Erika and/or Maho doujin was rape/blackmail
>in the last three or four weeks I found like 3 top tier galleries with them
And people say God is not good

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>>157895570
and estonias, swedes... anyone really.

>>157902814
it's good for you.
pic very related.

>>157913845
That barb wire thing is either fake or the guy is hard core M, maybe even a mentally ill person. I've tried leafless twigs soaked in warm water for over a hour and I can say it's not great.

>>157913703
But he isn't, Erika deserves only rape and blackmail

Saunas are better than beach episodes.

>>157895287
>swimsuits in a sauna
What is this degeneracy? I'd somehow still accept towels but this just too wrong.

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>>157913703
She deserves some Maho love.

>>157906371
>Even sauna threads turn into comparison who can take the most heat and alcohol
Every fucking time.