Congratulations, pon! Out of all the anons on 4chan you've

Meh I'd rather not be in a shitty anime

>>157866808
Do I get paid? What are the working hours? Any health insurance coverage?

>>157866839
Your reward is magical abilities that humans don't have access to. You will be allowed to use them in your every day life and for you own benefit as long as you help others and you don't let your identity as a mahou shoujo leak out.

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>>157866808
Yes, who wouldn't want to be a cute magical girl (male)?

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>>157866808

As long my ability is to make everyone around me so horny that they can't focus on anything that's not sexual relief

>>157866808
How long does my transformation into a beautiful girl last? How often can I transform? I don't want to turn back into my neckbeard self ever again.

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>>157868268

>>157866808
I require a decent salary, benefits, and compensation for any injuries.
I also must not be held liable for all property damage I directly or indirectly cause.

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>>157868882
>not doing it for free

>>157868411
>TL note: "Kuzu" is a parasitic plant
Isn't it just because kuzu means trash?

>>157866879
All of that is irrelevant literally just tools for the job. What about perks? Full dental? Holidays? Sick pay? What about paternity leave? I need some details before I sign anything.

>>157869226
That's the standard meaning, yes.

>>157866808
Let me see the contract first, i will need free weekends and paid vacations

>>157866808
Your so-called tournament has been reviewed and is hereby considered as target of several sanctions imposed by the Magical Ethics Council. All participants will be neutralized within 72 hours unless all parties relinquish their magical powers to the council.

Good day.

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>>157866808
But I am a magical girl already, notMonokuma-kun

>>157866808
We no I don't want to become a tranny

>>157866808
ATTENTION CITIZEN
Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the Adeptus Arbites in accordance to the Book of Judgement.
Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the Book of Judgment:
Recruitment into a heretical entity.
Organizing unsanctioned death games.
Your imperial right of existence has received its second and third judgement.
Accordingly, we will proceed to wreck your face and burn your corpse like the heretic you are.
We appreciate your understanding.

I could make use of the ability to transform into a girl, but I'm not really big on saving people. Oh what the hell. I accept!

>>157866808
Will I have lewd outfit and regenerating hymen?

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Would I be allowed to use my powers to fix the Land of Magic?

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>>157866808
I'll pass.

What happened to the newer translations?

>>157869128
Get out of here, Snow White.

>>157870123
There are some around. I think Chink Anon made a blog that has links to all of his.

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>>157870395
Nyet.

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I want to be a punching magical girl hero of justice.
Who will die horribly in episode 4 or 5.

>>157869444
Call the Kamen Riders, I don't give a fuck pon

So what is so exciting about yet another death game, this time featuring magical girls?

>>157866808
Depends on the outfit. If it's a slutty outfit with a skirt, I'll pass.

>>157866808
Only if I get to be violated and impregnated by tentacles.

>>157866808
Not with this annoying asshole, no way in hell. Get me Kyuubey on the line, at least he's cute.

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>>157866808

>>157870590
Gay

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>>157870569
It goes beyond the death game into a whole political drama with magical girls.

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>>157871234
Pants are better anon.

>>157871192
>Java

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>>157866808
Of course.

>>157870432
Don't you have some rogue Magical Girls to catch?

>>157866808
Am I the kind of mahou shoujo that survives, that violently dies or that violently not dies?
Also, if my girl form has tits, I'm out.

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>>157866808
But I'm already a Mahou Shounen(Kamen Rider).

>>157872297
Is that because flat is justice?

>>157872752
I thought you were dead, Genopsycho?

>>157873098
I will always be the Original Tsukasa.

Therefore I can never truly die unless we ALL DIE.

>>157872752
Decade more like DICKade am right?