Imagine being Araragi in that scene and having to be all like

>>157860615
is this a copypasta

>>157861457
no

>>157860615

I think you need to sit down and rethink your life, anon.

>>157860615
Go back to /tv/

>>157861457
can you repeat the question?

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>>157860615
that's not very nice of you, anon-onii-chan!

>>157861457
It is now

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>>157860615
>You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty
i laughed

I unironically think Nadeko is the hottest girl in monogatari.

>>157864198
literally retarded since kiss shot exists

>>157861457
It's from /tv/, used for the strip scene between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.

>>157860615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo

/a/ version when?

>>157864217
Kiss shot is the ugliest girl in the series though.

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>>157864263

>>157864263
Nice bait. Her backstory is literally that she is so beautiful people commit suicide

>>157864284
>>157864302
Her design is fucking shit, everything feels tacked on. Only 10 year olds seeing big tits for the first time could think she isn't fucking ugly. It doesn't matter if the story says she's beautiful, she's ugly as shit.

>>157864302
Her back story is a bit sue-ish. But she quite beautiful. Far more than fucking snake

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>>157864322
>her clothes make her ugly
imagine being this retarded

>>157864344
She looks ugly there too.

>>157864302
>implying the in-universe opinion somehow matters IRL.

People like Sakura in-universe but those people would be wrong.

>>157864366
Never reply to me again or I'll murder your entire fucking family and then you to remove your retarded genes from society

>>157864377
>implying your opinion supercedes the word of god
literally laugh out loud

Only Teen Shinobu and loli Shinobu are good

>>157864422
Death of the Author.

>implying NisiO doesn't shill all the girls.

>>157864485
She has Yotsugi which elevates her above that old hag

>>157864480
please show me shilling that compares to being so pure and beautiful on the inside that their parents commit suicide

>>157864485
>He doesn't like Kagenui.

Is your dick not strong enough to tame her?

>>157864503
>>157864521
Her design is fucking shit, everything feels tacked on. Only 10 year olds seeing platform shoes for the first time could think she isn't fucking ugly. She's ugly as shit.

>>157864520
Does that not smack of poor writing to you? Do you not think that if someone is so beautiful that bards rip out their own tongues and entire armies crumble trying to kill each-other to reach her that MAYBE, just maybe, it's a shit backstory.

Had they left Shinobu alone without Princess Beauty then her backstory would have been great but such poorly written faggotry just smacks of poor foresight.

>>157864521
You're literally retarded if you think kagenui is a hotter cake/milf than kiss shot

>>157864548
.

>>157864548
>Everything feels tacked on.

Elaborate.

>>157860615
>>157864485
>>157864560
What is it about this franchise that attracts so many crossboarders?

>>157864633
hello /v/eddit

I think Monogatari is a pretty cool guy. Eh sex ghosts and doesnt afraid of anything.

>>157864302
Let's not pretend that my wife's backstory isn't fucking shit.

>>157864390
Too late faggot, I've already donated my sperm to a sperm bank.

>>157864725
I said not to reply to me ever again you faggot faced fuck

>>157864736
Too bad.

>>157864390
(You)

>>157864754
>unapologetic crossboarding
>not even reading the board rules
Well, I guess that's just how /a/ is now.
Have fun with your new board.

>>157864759 (Me)

>>157864613
>I won't elaborate because I cannot explain why I dislike her design.

>>157864824
Read the thread you fucking retard holy shit.
>>157864322

>>157864801
>why don't you post smug anime faces
Because they're inferior

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>>157864847
>claims to like shaft and 'gatari
>doesn't like smug
Faker.

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>>157864801
Your autism sates me

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>>157860615
I want to hatefuck her. She's a shit, but a cute shit.

>not even good at math
She's completely undesirable to be honest.

>>157865847
I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I failed algebra twice, had to take geometry late, and then failed algebra 2 and never took another math class.

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>>157860615
>sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty
fix that and try again