RING RING

kyon kun denwa

LIL' CHEETUS

>>157858445
FUCK OFF BITCH!!

>>157858473
NATSU WA OWANAI YO

>>157858473
Maybe her elbow hurts

Greetings, Nadeko Sengoku. This is your mission, should you choose to accept it...

*Für Elise plays all the way through*

3 more times

>>157858445
Thank you for calling the Internal Revenue Service. All our operators are busy assisting other customers...

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>Nandeko

>>157858445
Why does she have a band aid on?

>>157859431
Maybe her elbow hurts.

>>157858445
Good evening, at the tone the daylight eastern time will be One, Thirty Nine, AM

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>>157858445

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>>157858445
Moshi moshi Jesus desu~

>>157858445
I'M IN YOUR HOUSE.

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>>157858445
BANANA PHONE

Mushimushi

>>157859482
From what?

"This is strange, ma'am, but...it seems like the calls are coming from your house."

>best phone sequence in chinese cartoons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teeoa77KE_8

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>>157859426
How do you not love those bangs

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>>157859809
DING DONG DING DONG DING

>>157859995
She is cute and has one of the best OPs, but God I hate her

>>157860124
at least she did follow through and kill Koyomi

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>>157860124
prole detected

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>>157860317
didn't*
didn't*
didn't*

>>157858445
DARE DESU KA?

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>>157860124
I fucking hate her too, that's why I love her.

>>157858637
>>157859728
These are the only correct answer so far

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>>157858686
What from?

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>>157860656

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>>157860641
Fucking phone posting forgot gif

>>157858445
why don't you give me a call?

well at least that old pop song from Sweden told me so.

>>157858445
Why does she sit like that?

>>157858445
hello sneg

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>>157858445
You have called the faggot hotline. May I help you?

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>>157860875

>>157858445
K Y O N
Y
O K U N
N U
N D E N W A
E
N
W
A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEnlNGJEzdM

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A BOY

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>>157859809
>>157860031

>>157859126

Yo that episode legit actually kinda scared me

what does she smell like

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penis penis penis penis penis penis

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Moshi Moshi

>>157861066
how did g4 get away with this shit for so long?

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Moshi Moshi

>>157861838
source?

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>>157858445

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>>157860124
How could anyone hate such an innocent schoolgirl?

>>157864930
Araragi must be gay, I would've railed that little minx on the spot regardless of her age, fuck me.

>>157864798
Its for you charlie

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>>157864930
because she's such a cute slut, I love her so much for it

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>>157858445

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>>157865127
Answer your god damn phone, Boss

>>157860506
I giggled