So, was Jesus an oddity?

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>calling /ourguy/ an oddity
He was the best of us all

I don't know, do humans usually raise from the grave?

>>157823438
What episode was that? Is it from Owari?

>>157825268
;_;7
Never4get

>>157823438
nah, he was just a faggot who couldn't even understand the simple concept of death. what an idiot.

>>157823438
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>157826640
Kizu

He was a tiny cult leader, then he got sponsored and manipulated to generate BIG money. Like all others religions.

>>157823438

Have more pictures from Kizu 3 been released or is this old?

>>157828008
That's from Kizu 2 during Episode fight

>>157825288
If your name is Araragi Koyomi then yes. He even beat his record by like just short of three days.

>>157828153
>Arararararagi
>human
No matter how low his powerlevel is, he's still a vampire, an oddity

Jesus can't be an oddity because the idea for an oddity has to exist before they start popping up. No one knew about Jesus before Jesus showed up, so there were no superstitions to create him.

Unless the belief in him was so strong that it created a SECOND oddity Jesus after the "real" Jesus died?

>>157828274
>Unless the belief in him was so strong that it created a SECOND oddity Jesus after the "real" Jesus died?
Wait... OH SHI~

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>>157828274

>>157828274
So, theorethically God is an oddity in Monogatari? Since like several billion people believe in him, he pops out and exists like that

Joshua bar Joseph, the original JoJo

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>>157828347

>>157828378
>JoJo's bizzare adventure in the Holy Land
Fund it

>>157828239
>implying if Yozuru and Oshino call him human then somehow they're wrong.

>>157829535

He's human in mentality, but Oshino calls him human even in Kizu, so I think it's probably just more of a sympathetic thing. Fact remains that he's part vamp.

>>157825268
>pic

Fi Fo Fum, I smell loyalist scum...

>>157828347
>>157828378
>Joshua bar Joseph
>literally JoJo
OH SHIT IT ALL MAKES FUCKING SENSE NOW WTF???

Gotta tell my pastor about this, I bet he´ll piss himself laughing

>>157829874
Is your pastor a weeb? That's pretty neat, if so.

>>157828347
The thought of Jesus doing those weird JoJo poses made me smile.

What stands would the apostles have

>>157827952
Eleven disciples (excluding John though he Suffered too) went to their DEATHS preaching this guy without ultimate earthly reward in mind, with wealth distributed equally amongst themselves or with the poor as to show their own dedication.

Jesus is REAL, friend, go to your nearest Catholic Church and pray before a Eucharistic Adorition or a statute of Jesus and ask for ANYTHING you want. If you'd rather want , like it was for me, just pray ONE thing to any statue/rosary of Jesus you can and see for yourself that he DOES indeed awnser prayers, and an entity that can have your prayers awnsered truthfully is either God or from God, no?

Just one prayer, friend, and when you come to believe remember that it was a Catholic's words that brought you to the true faith, no one else's.

>>157828274
Well why don't you pray about it friend? :)

>>157831248
Oh yeah, almost forgot -

HAIL TO THE RISEN LORD!
HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!
BLESSED IS HE WHO COMES IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!

HOSSANAH IN THE HIGHEST!!!!

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